Thread 717714428

The mmodventure is gonna play Age of Conan for the next two weeks. Come and check the game out if you're interested.

>Get it here
https://store.steampowered.com/app/217750/Age_of_Conan_Unchained/

>/vm/ thread for the MMOdventure.
>>>/vm/1864259

NOOOO THEY GOT HARAMBE

almost there

The time has finally come, and so have I.

>>717714428 (OP)
>Age of Conan
Ahhh.... now THAT takes me back. Funcom fucked it up real good, but it was a good idea at the time.

Hobomaxxing

I'm going to be disappointed if this game doesn't feature a gratuitious amount of tits and ass.

look at this idiot

>>717715658
there is an acceptable amount of (mostly male) tits and ass, and lots of blood

>Kill the fat bastard that was going to sell me into slavery
>This is the loot
Just as Robert E. Howard intended

>>717716075
i got his sword, i cant use it though

>accidentally a dungeon way above character level
>it's plot related so i can't leave and dying just respawns at the entrance

how the fuck do you softlock an mmo what the fuck

>>717716273
conan your way through it

heh classic....... (not German eastern yuropean here)

when this game came out all i would do was find the same guy and kill him. i did this over and over until level max level.

>Calling a woman a bitch
My World of Warcraft would never!

>>717717178
You can install the standalone version no problem
http://aoc-us-update.live.ageofconan.com/download/AoC/EU/ageofconan-en.exe

>Want to play a fire demon melee caster
>Requires some melanin on my character
Well fuck me.

>>717717178
weirdly enough it works in germany

>>717718520
did you really expect demons to be pale? lol

>>717718520
>Only proto-kangz and proto-chinks turn into demons
Heh...

>>717714953
I remember hearing about patches and updates being very sparse. How did they fuck it up besides neglecting the game?

>>717718520
>I WANT TO ASSOCIATE WITH DEMONS
>I DON'T WANT TO BE A NIGGER NOOOO
Nigga please

>>717718520
>conan lorelet

>>717719542
frontloaded all the budget into the opening/tutorial

>>717719771
yup, tutorial is a really well crafted zone and then you hit the actual game. The city itself isnt too bad, but the wide open zones are just dull and empty. The entire game is buggy, combat is slow and sluggish and frankly unpleasant to look at.

The game did so bad they were giving away copies for free with gaming magazines.

>muh login rewards sloppa
Heh.....

>>717718520
Low Kemet post

>>717718520
It is done. I am now a nigress.
>Tattoo covers nipples.
Should I remake?

>>717722938
It doesnt matter, nipples are hidden with most gear anyway

That's it. I am finished with this game for the night

>>717723309
I think i'm done with it for real, really not seeming interesting at all.

>>717724767
ugly

>>717724767
O_O

anyone else getting filtered by the login screen?

>>717725708
I warned everyone about this

Boy, this sure is a game....

>>717725953
lolmao

>>717726429
Games where this has a chance of happening shouldnt be on the list.

>>717726429
this happened to me, didn't take long for it to let me log in

>>717726690
its completely random, I was playing fine for weeks last year then all of a sudden it just locked me out with this shit

we're playing on Crom btw

>>717714428 (OP)
>mfw entire Tortage area was a bait and switch
Production value drops off significantly after the tutorial.

>>717726773
no... Fury is the better server because of the ability to build cities

>>717726875
well, where did all the people currently playing roll?

>>717727093
official

>>717727131
Why aren't you playing on Hyboria Reborn private server?

>>717727227
why didn't you suggest it?

>>717714428 (OP)
Age of Conan had the best OST of any game of all time, it's fucking stellar, too bad Shitcom only developed the first 20 levels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBFHgmgyiJg&list=PLA4cHUEDnhxjCqaSlti3ZYaDWMh_a4dL6

>>717727262
??? suggest what I just saw this thread on the front page

>>717714428 (OP)
jesus, I forgot the state aoc released in. only game worse was anarchy online, another funcom mmorpg. hell of a looker back in the day.

>>717727308
that could be why then

>>717727351
if the cunts did the same polish for the entire game as they did on the first 20 levels it would be one of the best MMOS of all time instead of a fart in the wind

>>717727308
>he doesn't know about 4chan's Bizarre MMOdventure

>>717727456
it seems to be an AGP ERP clique?

>>717727487
Trying too hard bubby. Throw in a tranny or two, maybe a jeet too. Youll have all the funwords.

>>717727227
I can't find anything about that, is that a discord thing?

>>717727227
...the Conan Exiles server? The one for a completely different game? The Rust clone??

>>717727227
From what I could find it seems like it's for a different game? Can you link to the private server? Maybe I'm mistaken.

>>717728034
>>717728336
>The Age of Conan Lives Again
>Steel clashes. Blood flows. Legends are forged.
Welcome to Hyboria Reborn, where the savage world of Robert E. Howard's Conan returns in all its brutal glory. This isn't just another private server, this is your chance to carve your name into the annals of Hyborian history. Join the legion. Forge your legend. HYBORIA REBORN awaits https://www.hyboriareborn.com/

>Bananas
oh shit here we go again

>>717728656
They're really good bananas

>>717728592
is this a real site?

>>717728592
That page doesn't seem to load for me. Nor does it seem to have been saved on the Internet archive either.

I jumped on some barrels and am now stuck. Is there an unstuck feature in this one?

>>717729214
did you try to relog?

>>717729338
Am trying, but can't log back in yet lol.

>>717715094
Tortage… home

>>717729379
Yep, that did it. Relog if you do get stuck.

Crazy how poorly that game aged.
It was considered next gen and infinitely better looking than WoW back then

>>717728656
what do bananas do?

I'm already seeing more russian than in two weeks of Allods

>>717729750
So far it feels pretty good. A bit janky, sure. Probably slightly less polished in terms of how it plays or responsiveness/game feedback. WoW wasn't as pristine at its launch either, but it was admittedly better. I've only played it for an hour or so, but I'd say it aged pretty well so far.

>>717729595
Ok, I've done it this time. I jumped from the upper area of Tortage to a spot behind a blanket in the bottom pit and am now properly perma stuck. Relogging just warps me back.

>>717732048
Shut the fuck up retard 2 hours isnt even out of the tutorial zone

so what server are you playing on? do we need to buy stuff to play?

>>717733051
>thread about playing game comes up 5 hours ago
>"ughhhh game aged poorly wahhh wahh"
>play game for some hours
>NO! YOU MUST PLAY MORE TO SEE IT AGE POORLY!
Fuck off.

>>717733504
official version, you can use steam or the standalone launcher. we're on the Crom shard (PvE).

does anyone know how guild stuff works?

>>717734902
slop consumer

I cant even log in to my character

>>717724767
>t. hyperborean anon