Thread 717714714

mariobros...

They're also calling Daisy "Luigi's friend"

https://www.usj.co.jp/web/en/us/events/summer-2025/no-limit-cool-summer-2025/summer-splash-parade

This is Nintendo's equivalent of saying babies are delivered by a stork. It's a white lie to not sexualize video game characters for children.

>>717714923
yea but im trans and the one thing that validates me is cartoon characters not having sex, they're cucked and losers just like me before I transitioned

>>717714923
Stop being normal

>>717714923
>This is Nintendo's equivalent of saying babies are delivered by a stork.
So we admit these games are for literal toddlers?

>mario is just "good friends" with peach
>link has no penis

fucking nintendo...

>>717714923
That is retarded. Kids see their parents kiss all the time (well, at least the ones with minimal domestic abuse).

>>717714714 (OP)
>>717714865
NTRchads cannot stop winning lately.

>>717714923
That's fucking stupid.
You can have a romantic/serious relationship without having to show sexually explicit content, or seriously sexualize either party.
And the stork doesn't just drop kids onto stoops, he delivers them to mothers and fathers.

>>717715698
The Yoshi's Island games and the stork should exist in their own separate timeline.

>>717715346
It was so disappointing that they didn't had a Zelda version of this on the book, I'm sure it exists in their internal documents, we need a new gigaleak

>>717714714 (OP)
>Realized there hasn't been a single title where peach needs to be saved since odyssey where she outright rejects mario

So what's the next main title gonna be about then?

>>717714714 (OP)
>deliberately misinterpret a benign sentence
>use it to spam cuckshit all over the board for days

Why are you faggots like t his

>>717715103
As an actual trans woman I just want to put it out there that I would love to see Peach fuck Mario with her big girlcock

Indian bros, we fucking won

>SEGA no longer letting Amy show interest in Sonic
>Now Nintendo friendzoning everybody
What a sad world we live in right now

>>717714714 (OP)
>>717716139
Japan is 10 years behind the west in culture. It's 2015 there. They're at the start of adopting modern bullshit.

>>717714923
As in, Nintendo think all children are uniformly passionless and mentally disabled retards with no capacity for intrigue with "adult" themes? That explains a lot about their contemporary game design philosophy.

>>717715893
Bowser isn't really an antagonist anymore as of Odyssey.
I think Nintendo should do a Super Mario Sunshine sequel and reveal Bowser Jr.'s real mama.
>Super Mario Solar Flare
>Mario and his family and friends take Mayor Pauline's private jet to Isle Delfino or one of the islands next door for a family and friends vacation
>Bowser's ex-wife frames Mario with an android version of him, Cyber Mario, who goes on a rampage, scaring the piantas and destroying their houses
>Mario's innocence is harder to prove, so he stays in jail for a while
>Mario is eventually bailed out of jail, and the player can switch to playing as him or one of his family members
>Cyber Mario tricks Mayor Pauline, Lady Pauline, and Peach into following him onto his ship, resulting in all three of them being kidnapped
>New Pauline uses a voxel construction device that looks similar to F.L.U.D.D. to build new houses for the piantas
>F.L.U.D.D. is an NPC that can be equipped in the post-game
>Bowser's ex-wife is using a space station to harvest the sun
>Open-world island
>All of the characters are fully voice-acted, none of the characters speak gibberish
>Cinematic soap opera cutscenes
>F.L.U.D.D. dies again, but this time, he can't be revived
>Bowser and his ex-wife get re-married
>The feud between Mario and his family and friends and Bowser and his family finally ends

NO THIS ISN'T RIGHT, WE.. WE DID THIS THREAD BEFORE

>>717714923
>>717714714 (OP)
Mario cucks lost
Sonic cucks lost and bent the knee to fags and trannies

>>717715346
?

>>717714714 (OP)
>good friends

>>717714714 (OP)
OP is Princess Peach in disguise pretending she doesn't love Mario.

>>717715698
Just because a man and woman are involved in a plot doesn't mean they have to be romantically involved with each other.

>>717714714 (OP)
Question, when did that headline come up?
Was it after Nintendo became heavily westernized?

>>717714714 (OP)
>>717714865
>>717715549
Reminder Bowser is a complete cuck.

>>717720398
>Bowser hates trannies
Yeah... I'm thinking based.

>Peach doesn't want to fuck Mario
>this MUST mean Peach wants to fuck Bowser instead
Can you at least pretend to not be secondaries?

>>717714714 (OP)
>Like Link and Zelda
Depends on the game, no? There's some pretty blatant romantic overtones in Skyward Sword and in Spirit Tracks they hold hands

>>717715549
Your average ntrfag probably has the physiognomy of mario

>>717714865
Such a weird way to write that. Who's first thought about Daisy is needing to reference her in relation to Luigi? The Japanese version of that page doesn't even mention Luigi anywhere on it, it just says Princess Daisy. Whoever wrote the English page specifically went out of their way to bring up Luigi as her "friend".

>>717721248
Just like the Japanese version of the Mario Peach profiles not even mentioning that they are friends.

>>717714714 (OP)
Mario has embraced becoming a better man... Truly a hero worthy of admiration! MEN, we MUST be better.

It's a Betty and Veribica situation, you retards. Are they really dating Archie? Are they just friends? Just shut the fuck up and buy more Jughead and Sabrina comics.

>>717714923
>Being in a romatic relationship is somehow “sexualization”
>Peach, Daisy, Pauline, and Rosalina all wearing skin tight outfits, is somehow not sexualization
>Neither is any married characters even though marriage is the ultimate form of a relationship

It is not over for us Mariobros.

>>717714865
>They're also calling Daisy "Luigi's friend"

>>717720729
If Bowser didn't exist, it'd whatever villain took his place.

These cucks don't care about the who or the why, just the cucking. So long as Peach fucks anyone but Mario, it's le heckin based. It's why NTRfags are parasites. They need a vanilla relationship in order to function. Vanillafags can survive, thrive even, without NTRfags. But NTRfags are nothing without Vanillafags.

>>717714923
I get the idea, but it is something stupid as many have pointed out. There is absolutely nothing wrong or shocking about couples existing.

>>717719876
Yeah, but Mario and Peach are a classic couple, at least in the eyes of like 90% of the audience throughout the generations (yes, even most of the kids most likely think so, too), same as Link and Zelda. There's no reason to retcon it.

>>717714714 (OP)
But maybe it's Mario who moved on from Peach

>>717714923
>This is Nintendo's equivalent of saying babies are delivered by a stork.
But that's Mario lore, too.

>>717714714 (OP)
........................

>>717722379
>>717720729
its pretty easy to see bowser that way if you take leaps of logic. Bwoser wants peach, what if he le succeded. Its kind of the same mentality as evilbsuperman. Idk how to explain this

>>717714923
how is putting two characters in a relationship "sexualizing" them?