Thread 717719783

Post god-tier gameplay

>>717719783 (OP)
These are the kinds of PC gamers that cry about controller "auto aim." Lmao.

>>717719783 (OP)
>boring ass AI
even nur is boring nowadays

Just because unc is too slow to hit the flick shots doesn't mean everyone is.
Get geeked up on some addy so you can keep up.

>hear footsteps behind
>flick
I'm supposed to see something else here?

>>717719783 (OP)
What's the problem here?

>>717719921
That's literally illegal. You can't fly that low close to a city.

>>717720305
that's not a city

>>717720181
retard

>>717720356
Yeah let's see if that holds in court bucko.

>>717720620
lmao

>>717720620
JEJ
It's 2AM and I'm laughing like a retard at this

>>717720620
Thanks for the laugh

>>717720305
>>717720723
Okay I removed the city is that okay?

>>717719783 (OP)
>>>/vt/roon

>>717720620
I read the filename as "spiderman doing tiananmen square"

>>717719783 (OP)
I did this today. It's cause I looked at the minimap. Even killed the guy before I looked back at the center of my screen.

>>717720620
>the part where he tries to fake Spiderman out by looking back to his firing lane and then immediately turning back around
This broke me holy lmao

>>717721182
can you survive that irl?

>180° flick button
>OH MY GOD RACKSSS

>>717719783 (OP)
Time to btfo zoomers. He's legit.

why be a vtuber if you're a guy? how fucking ugly do you have to be for it to matter?

>>717721941
>lack the spatial awareness to realize a giant rocks next to you
do zoomers really?

>>717720620
lol love this loony tunes shit

>>717719909
people hate aim assist for the same reason they hate aim bots
we are here to play against other players, not software.

>>717720620
bro bamboozled him fr fr respectfully

>>717720620
This game was fun while it lasted

This is what top tier gameplay looks like IRL

>>717721819
Of that size? Fuck no.

>>717720305
you cant arrest fighter jets

>>717723237
Why did he dew it?

>>717723237
The british space program is going well i see

>do everything perfectly
>this can still happen
I will never respect Mario Kart

>>717723525
>do everything perfectly
clearly not. should've been toad

>>717719921
that shit would shatter the windows on each of those sky scraper irl I bet

>>717721819
I would tank that

>>717721819
Yeah but only because i'm built differently

>>717723867
>pic related

>>717723850
Imagine if humans had the reaction times of cats. Competitive video games would be fucking ridiculous, one-frame reactions.

>>717723939
>cherrypicked gameplay webm from someone that attempted it tons of times until they could finally get the webm
>>vs
>person practically putting in effort into playing in the most boring way possible
every time

>>717724004
I'm going to need a name senpai.

>>717724524
Inma no Ken (succubus fist)
It's a sidescrolling beat em up

>>717719921
u.s. military conducted a flight test in a small city they built - hollow buildings and skyscrapers to test what happens to a plane with the air flow between buildings and on the plane
every single plane crashed when flying between tall buildings due to the flow of the wind

>>717719921
did the compass fly into a building or something? KWAB

>>717721941
>Locks on to a guy behind a rock then moves aim away to pretend it didn't happen
Yeah totally legit bro.

>>717723265
woman moment

>>717719783 (OP)
OP is literally cheating but getting lots of kills is fairly easy because of all the noobs this weekend

>>717723774
the 720 super slam always gets me

>>717725062
>playing zoomer shooters

>>717719783 (OP)
Thanks to kernel level anti-cheat this can never happen.

>>717721941
in the clip he posted on twitter, he has several instances of this happening without enemies popping up on the map, you just fell for it.

>>717721819
you're supposed to do it like this

>>717724603
Sweet. Thanks dude.

>>717725257
>you just fell for it
Consider the following: He is the guy doing damage control.
Also link me clip so I can laugh.

>>717723774
>she will never work your cock like that
why live bros

>>717723237
Wait this isn't /v/ideogames...
Funny how the commentator on this one spoke more joyfully as soon as something interesting happened that might have been a death.
>17 years old at time of crash, 19 now
Fucking hell, does everyone start sporting careers from birth these days? I can't tell if modernity is about mincing people up like meat or if all these professionals started life in a rich family.
>"Women in Motorsports"
Sorry, rich family and/or having a vagina.

>>717725062
>controller
may as well just cheat

>>717723867
>>717723939
>maximising APM on starcraft
>relaxed number monitoring MOBA

>>717725925
>Fucking hell, does everyone start sporting careers from birth these days?
They're usually rich kids who start karting when they're 5. Finns are so good at rally because they drink-drive on bumpy dirt roads when they're 5.

>>717725958
kek, being a 'roller GOD feels good. try it sometime

>>717726408
i did, thats why im saying its broken

>>717723065
My coworker is one of these. Shes a single mom to go with her single digit iq

>>717726640
>who wins? An angry guy with a shotgun or the goddess of death?

>>717726913
She should have thought about being the goddess of life instead.

>>717725062
>NAFO vs generic third world coalition
God this shit is so gay, bring back US vs RUS or CH.

>>717726640
the amount of retards who try this only to get blown up is hilarious

>>717719783 (OP)
whys there an anime girl on the left

>>717727143
This seems like a very bad simulation of what the g-forces would actually feel like.

>>717727143
This can't replicate the forward acceleration and deceleration, but this probably is the closest thing that doesn't require you to step onto a real jet.
The harness isn't secure enough, however.

>>717725925
No one gets into F1 without wealthy parents. It's probably the most expensive sport out there

>>717723575
GIVIN YOU A NIGHTCALL TO TELL YOU HOW I FEEL

>>717720305
Uh oh look out guys the fun police is here.

>>717723939
I have literally never seen anyone just walk in this kind of game. Even my elderly mom jumped because she thought it was fun. Dumb fucking webm

>>717725349
this is a titty mod isn't it?

>>717719783 (OP)
>7 shots to kill even with a headshot
Absolute dogshit TTK

>>717719783 (OP)
they just have the Shroud gaming chair ;)

>>717719783 (OP)
This could be you if you start eating Gamer Nuts™

>>717724030
>B-B-B-B-B-BREAKITDOWN NOW

>>717721819
Me and my clones could. A normal human could not

>>717727317
>doesnt aim for the foot
>doesnt even aim for the center of mass
Literally skill issue.

if they made a weapon you could play with 1 hand then it's be over for this general

Perfect thread to post this

>>717728127
I'm choosing to believe that T-pose isn't a bug.

>>717728127
>t-poses
will never not be funny

>>717724786
imagine being a test pilot lol losers

>>717720620
I just play coop games with friends now, are people really this dumb in MP games?

>>717720620
I thought this was a ps2 game at first

>>717719783 (OP)
russian sights on nato gun, i know these faggots when i see them, this one tron out

>>717723525
>Daisy's Destruction.webm

>>717727020
kek'd ngl

>>717723867
>starcraft guy presses 300 buttons
>nothing happens on screen
Amazing.

>>717728127
the t pose gets me every time man

>>717728882
>that bitrate

>>717728080
Nobody tell them about pistols and one-handed swords

can someone post some legendary Quake 1v1 clips from the pro scene back in the day

>>717719783 (OP)
Is the gameplay for her AI too or just the character? The idea of a fucking AI program just playing the fucking game despite it having secure boot is funny.

Also while the wall thing is suspect the guy is on the map when she spins around to look.

>>717719909
How long did it take for you to type that on controller

>>717720620
good shit

>>717723327
Kek

>>717723237
There's women's racing? I had no idea. What a terrible idea.

>>717729354
What, like Rapha vs Cooller

>>717719783 (OP)
>markers on enemies
impressive

>>717723237
>Monza T1
Of course.

>>717729354
Ok

>>717723774
>women can't beat the co-ACK-a-doodle-doo

>>717723237
lol

>>717723525
>do everything perfectly
>no funky kong flame runner

>>717729354
I wanted to post that video of xbox/PC crossplay of UT 04, but I can't even find it anymore.

>>717719783 (OP)
>mfw coomers defending this shitty vtuber using an aimbot

>>717729962
not him but isn't daisy the second best/situationally better

>>717724504
>Cherrypicked gameplay practiced hundreds of times
>Triple jump and two long jumps (most basic of basic movement)
>HE'S JUST *TRYING* TO MAKE IT LOOK BAD
Can't believe someone can SEETHE so fucking hard about it and take it so fucking personally while not actually understanding what it it means one bit.

>>717727143
How do the cables not get tangled out and eventually ripped apart?

>>717730325
you know reality is more nuanced, the same phenomenom takes place in many different forms you autist
just because it doesnt perfectly align with the webm of walking towards a door as fucking mario, that doesnt mean its entirely innaccurate for what its pointing out for 90% of games where it happens the most, like soles and most action games

>>717728345
Yes

>>717719783 (OP)
Professional athletes cheat with performance enhancing drugs and the stakes are higher for getting caught as it is actually illegal.
Its not illegal to use cheats in video games and there is no way to really test it for twitch streamers.

Once you get popular on twitch your popularity kind of builds a momentum of its own. One of the easiest ways to get popular is to be really good at a popular game and make youtube clips of it. All it takes is having average skill at the game and some hacks and you can pass off as a pro player. There are plenty of popular streamers who got famous while cheating at video games. If they are lucky eventually they stop cheating and do variety streaming (the biggest money maker on twitch) and they will have built up a big enough fanbase of sycophant retards to keep watching them even though their game play isnt amazing anymore.

Im not saying all streamers are cheaters but its the path of least resistance and its not illegal, its just frowned upon, but adults arent going to care for making millions of dollars for playing a game in a way nerds frown upon.

>>717730985
>The same phenomenon takes place in many different forms you autist
>Just because it isn't the same as Mario walking towards a door
What are you talking about you retard? Was your sardonic ass fucking remark really just because you don't like the format of GOOD GAMPLAY vs BAD GAMEPLAY? You don't agree? You don't disagree? You're just a dumb fag? What are you on about?

>>717723984
Lmao that tick rate is fucking atrocious.

>>717721819
Of course, all you gotta do is duck and cover under a school desk

>>717723850
anti-dexfags got real quiet after this dropped

>>717731769
That's interesting. I do occasionally see x posting videos claiming various streamers are cheating, and the streamers usually try defending themselves. But I can never really tell myself. I wouldn't be surprised if there are people who have built entire large careers out of cheating.

>>717723774
wife material honestly

>>717720620
>That moment where the turret fag turns away then IMMEDIATELY turns back
Lost it. Literally a cartoon moment lmao

>>717725925
>does everyone start sporting careers from birth these days
Most richfaggots literally have designer children whose lives and schedules and nutrient intakes are pre-planned since day one.

>Open game
>Disable network
>Wait for the game to load
>Skips the secureboot check
>Reconnect to network

>>717724907
The guy wasn't behind the rock when he turned around.

>>717733976
Please visit an optometrist.

Why do Americans cheat so much in video games?

>>717734050
I'd get you a detailed frame by frame analysis, but you're not worth the effort, lel.

>>717734127
>y-you're not worth the effort
You're full of shit.

>>717734086
Wait till you see how much the Chinese cheat. In the rest of the world, cheating is seen as underhanded and shameful, even by those who do it. Not so for the chinaman. To them it's just another means of winning, they don't care at all nor can they even comprehend why it would be wrong to cheat.

>>717734225
>CHINA CHEATS!
>Source? Americans Online told me!

>>717723774
I like her
>that 540° throw
She's perfect

>>717734320
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门

>>717734458
Thanks for proving my point, Goldenstein.

>>717734225
They understand, they just don't care. Same for torturing animals, making fake tourist spots, building paper buildings... bio-chemical warfare, destroying the fucking WORLD through poaching and pollution...
They're Hellspawn. The true Chinese, the ones with actual history, left for Taiwan (which is being destroyed by Globohomo).
The sooner we clear up the Japanese name, with all the WW2 propaganda about "Le Unit 731" and what not, the better.

>>717728791
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY
A SMOOTH CRIMINAL

>>717734225
>check reality
>the most notorious cheater is Shroud
>he isn't banned
>he isn't Chinese
huh? underhanded and shameful?

>>717727618
So why don't people talk about marvel rivals anymore?

>>717724671
Setting corpses to vanish instead of ragdoll is one of the most soulless things you can do to this game.

>>717719783 (OP)
I'd coom inside that vtuber so hard
Yes I know it's male

>>717735301
I don't get it
JJK is animated just like this...

>>717725349
sexy knees

>>717723065
women have notoriously awful spacial awareness
games like portal always filter them hard

>>717723065
How did she even make it that far in to the game?

>>717724030
>that framerate
is that dobson's gameplay?

>>717723376
God I want Ina to pee on me so bad...

>>717721730
>dude, punchline is crazy

>>717735675
we know, Flare

>>717735467
a woman designed portal albeit

>>717723850
Meanwhile a groomer will cut off a dogs whiskers and wonder why they can't react as fast anymore and move more aloof.

>>717735934
to be fair, this particular enemy is insanely annoying

>>717723867
Left looks more fun

>>717719783 (OP)
Ai hacks are the funniest cause theyre literally undetectable. Anyone that still plays pvp games in 2025 is terminally retarded.

>>717735990
True.

>>717721941
Why does /v/ so vehemently defend obvious cheaters

>>717723065
Man I am legitimately low IQ and I beat this

>>717721819
yes, just go inside a fridge

>>717724786
Oh yeah because a 2 ton metal machine flying at mach 3 is totally gonna be affected by a bit of still wind between two toothpicks

>>717723065
She's reading chat and talking to them as she plays

>>717723867
I'm glad the autistic gookclicker died.

>>717735990
Skill issue

>>717719909
Aimbot and controller aim assist are equivalent

>>717724030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqIXmbgihuQ

>>717727058
>no bra
Hot.

>>717723850
Why are they so OP

>>717720620
fucking kek
moments likes these in a real multiplayer match is like a diamond in the rough

>>717735934
The definition of insanity.

>>717728127
>the split second t-pose
fucking KEK

>>717735963
Alone?

>>717719921
This is what JetFighter 2015 will look like in 2015

>>717723376
Reminds me that I lost the Mumei botw webm

>>717725324
Why?

>>717735116
we're now onto Season 3 (feels like 4) of doing the same thing over and over. The dedicated playerbase has been formed, and everyone else has left.

>>717737249
It looks cool

>>717723458
>Dex Virgin vs Str CHAD

>>717725925
How do I escape middle class and become one of the richfags?

>>717736710
>Namco keeps releasing anime arena fighters with decent concepts and faithful adaptations
>Each one is more disastrous than the last
why does this keep happening? I played Squadra and it SUCKS.

>>717724504
>ultrakill
calling it anything but trannykill lol
don't forget to give awards to the HRT DIY guide in it's community hub

>>717737428
marry rich

>>717736324
That's actually a nice hip practice for when you're having sex.

>>717723525
I would be so mad.

>>717737478
>Marry rich
>When richfags only marry promiscuous hoes and pimps of same class

>>717737683
oh, that's only law if you're a man. Rich women only marry like that. Rich men might sway a little bit in the name of lust

>>717727260
True it would make more sense to put the PC into a real jet and then link the controls of the game the the real jet.

>>717737428
You dont lol now clock in for your job sweetie

>>717719909
The difference being 100% of console players are cheaters and maybe .005% of PC players are. I'd rather run into a hacker once in a blue moon than deal with you crutch-dependent shitters 24/7.

>>717727143
This seems dangerous.

>>717735467
Bruh. My wife doesn't understand the connection between the position of the sun and where a tree's shadow is cast. I had a fight when we had to decide where to place a tree so it creates shadow on our porch in summer...
Women work differently.

>>717723624
It wouldn't, they're both moving at subsonic speeds.

>>717737428
Be born rich. And besides you have nothing to complain about in the middle class.

>>717720305
How are you going to arrest me at Mach 1.5?

>>717720620
I remember when TF2 was pure gold like this.
Shame they ruined it.

>>717737724
The term you're looking for is golddigger.
>>717735467
Feminists defended against this by saying it's early education, and there are female jet pilots aren't there?

>>717727260
... it's very obviously not even trying to simulate g-forces considering it's stationary and not moving at 1000+mph, retard.

>>717723525
the bullet bill always gets me

>>717737960
Yes you do. You don't have the privilege of sleeping around in luxurious hotel ever since teen, for a start.

>>717728265
kekko

>>717723065
Funny to see the webm i made a long time ago still circulating around here

Belle needs to be protected

>>717723065
My wife had a real bastard of a time trying to adapt to portals. It was so bizarre seeing her struggle with the concept.

>>717737249
I presume but:
>low altitude approach to avoid radar detection
and
>increasing bomb time to target to avoid blast at low altitude

>>717738413
Is she an A or Bfag?

>>717723525
this is why i respect mario kart. every good skill-based challenge should have an element of randomness to it. if it doesn't, it's for autistic trannies.

>>717737431
>...anime arena fighters...
>Each one is more disastrous than the last
here, saved you some time writing

>>717719918
Outer Wilds have been a hoot though

>>717738813
It's still full of autistic trannies in a sandbagging meta

Starfield gets a bad rap but that gameplay is fire, y’all

>>717720620
>american humour

>>717727601
>spain when it sees a tourist

From is unmatched

>>717738946
>haha look game fun when i shoot underlevelled enemies who dont even react.js :D

>>717723850
Basado gato

>>717738807
She sais she thinks a.

>>717719783 (OP)
alright, can i get a qrd?

>>717739101
that's a bad cut

>>717739192
The troon’s aimhack snapped to another player and it tried to cover it

>>717739321
>that come back
Heh

>>717739335
ok but who is it?

>>717723113
h-hayai

>>717736517
the Evergreen in the Sus Canal had a similar idea.

>>717738572
>bomb time
unless you throw that bomb in low orbit this only gives you a few seconds at best.
Not sure who this is made for, I don't think most bombers are capable to fly loops without issue.

>>717723774
marry me

>>717735934
>death count 80
>true death count 82

>>717719783 (OP)
so this streamer shittter got exposed and btfo for cheating right?
link to the backlash?

>>717719921
Everyone does this in GTA for lols, nothing special

>>717739085
Im so sorry for you

>>717719783 (OP)
>literally just normal skill expression
Of course /v/ doesn't get it.

>>717742846
wow didn't know Nintendo was this pozzed already

Maybe Bungie was right, you need legal cheats on PC.

>>717727260
What a dumbass

>>717728127
H-he's fast

>>717719783 (OP)
its just map awareness and there's literally a 90/180 degree turn option in the game for both MnK/controller
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0FOtGBVZONc

>>717723774
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!?

>>717721182
>>717719921
what game?

>>717719909
Controller assist is literally aimbot my dude

>>717721941
There is no elevation on the radar anon

>>717723939
i'm sure if kratos had to ski down the slope doing 360 spin when he was delivering pig people would like it more
like GTA been doing this shit too but you usually are driving around towns or chasing a train instead of just holding up

>>717723850
It's also impressive because they don't have a super fast heart rate

>>717728174
In the initial release of Cyberpunk, the cops were super OP and teleported instantly to where you are
The T-posing bug affected almost every character, including the player

>>717719783 (OP)
Why is there a tranime girl in the middle of it?

>>717721819
I could

>>717720620
>must've been the wind

>>717723694
Thank you for your service.

>>717720620
people play this shit?

>>717745380
the minimap has elevation markers for enemies but its only extreme elevation changes like up a story of a building not just slightly down the hill

>>717719783 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgsmZHVXt4

>>717739035
OUT
FUCKING
SKILLED

>frequently go back and rewatch it for an ego boost
No sound of the panicked CLICKCLICKCLICK kinda ruins it

>>717723694
>when a woman gives me advice

>>717737869
>maybe .005% of PC players are.

It's around 15% in fps games (around 4% in first world countries).

>>717747172
Ready or Not fucking AI

>>717735934
bodied

>>717738813
>Do everything perfectly
>Just get struck with bad dices in the random throw
>Fail miserably
>This is supposed to be fun
Fuck off

>>717721819
Just parry it

>>717745543
Yes they do? It's much faster than humans

>>717723774
>women beats the cock
wtf!?

>>717747251
Please understand it's unironically really hard, actually hitting a target in this fucking game

>>717723237
Wait, they let women in F1?
LMAAAAAOOOOOOO

>>717747717
Nah, you got confused.
Ready or Not AI has terminator like aim and reaction time at a certain distance. (at least back when I played it)
I was comparing your shot to that.

>>717723850
Truly built different.

>>717728265
A /v/ classic.

>>717747825
tfw back when I played it, AI was retarded and was scripted to look like it was shooting in your general direction while missing most of the times

>>717748061
It felt like that sometimes, and then you have one of them shooting you like John Wick while running around.
Genuinely more rage-inducing if they were John Wick from the start

>>717747343
What game?

>>717747825
i remember the tests on release of AI having 100ms reaction time, and would track you through walls wallbanging you after you inevitably ducked into cover to try and save your ass. fun times.

>>717719909
Needing a crutch is worse than OPs webm

>>717745380
it's map knowledge and knowing the fact that you climbed on rocks, so the enemy can only be down. thats how he knows how to adjust vertical aim

>>717748413
Your average female cult has better reaction time than Marine kek.

>>717723525
out fucking skilled

>>717723458
Needs a crunch sound like stepping on a cockroach

>>717736136
Jesus what is his reaction time 1.2 seconds?

>>717723575
based, even better if they were bicyclists

the enemy shows up on the minimap
probably also a audio cue warning him of the nearby enemy
maybe that player even has multiple screens for a wide ass view of the area around his character

>>717745081
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2168680/Nuclear_Option/

>>717720620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qz1GMpOtUY

>>717720620
ok i kekd

>>717737428
reincarnate as the child of a rich person

>>717737428
By having insane luck or born rich.

>>717723850
That snake parry was legitimately incredible

>>717749261
>2 years in EA already
ehh

>>717737428
Do the opposite of what led you here.

>>717723939
this happens with waaay too many good games i always feel bad for the devs... gamers being pissed at the game but its actually them just sucking at it/never actually trying for real

>>717723850
Insanely impressive. Catching flies like that is pretty much impossible for humans unless you pre-empt their movement.
>Dodging and parrying a snake that is a few centimeters away from you
Insane.

>>717725925
>does everyone start sporting careers from birth these days?
It's always been like that for motorsport fool, very few working class people have managed to make a career as a driver the normal way, everyone else( read: 99% of all drivers) were just born lucky into a rich family or are nepo babies.

>>717750129
holy shit

>>717727601
Reinstalled Just Cause 3 a month ago just to do this

>>717736324
japs are so fucked in the head

>>717750174
is nascar really just nepobaby/richnigger shit? I thought it was a bunch of poor redneck retards

>>717749708
It's one of those games thats always in ea and by the time it's done people have already forgotten about it. like besiege.

>>717750414
You're thinking of motocross and monster truck derbies.

>>717720620
my god even i saw it before it still makes me laugh

>>717748425
You're brainwashed by the cutie on the screen but we both know you're wrong and your statement is all fucked
.

>>717750414
Any sport that requires a lot of investment before even starting to get into it isn't accessible to the common man.
Hence why sports like football (not the shit americans call football but the original one) are where there are a lot of working class people. Because you only need the actual ball and 2 goalposts (which you can mark using anything like random sticks on the ground) to get started.
I mean hell a lot of the most famous stars of that sport came from Brazilian favelas or ghettos in Europe.

>>717747554
Your reading comprehension, anon... Relative to their reaction speed, their heart rate isn't that high.

>>717750129
wow

>>717750074
>The hard-deck for this hop was 10,000 feet. You knew it. You broke it.

>>717750914
How so? By what metric?

>>717742924
A player made that, the game has various avenues where it pulls from player created stuff/messages and displays it somewhere, such as that graffiti, he could just as easily have found a message in that level that said "All Blacks Are Evil"

>>717723850
holy shit the reactions vs snakes are insane
this is some baki shit

>>717751365
You've had two chances to grasp the same basic idea by now, I'm not giving you any more.

>>717747749
that's not f1

>>717751553
>He won't ever be a teacher.
It's over bro.

>>717747343
>modded EDF

>>717748435
>Map knowledge
>this soon
cmon now anon

>>717753085
Are you saying you cant remember you walked up a hill 2 seconds ago?

>>717747554
Their perception of the world is barely above our own, unlike insects or hummingbirds
They're reaction time in comparison to their heartbeat is at astounding levels, just look at the snake dodge

>>717753168
I'm saying the perfect measurement of inclination to get a head shot this soon is highly unlikely
especially considering they were still behind a mound

>>717723265
It's called womandriving

>>717748435
Map knowledge, yet he fired straight into some rocks, curious.

dump incoming

>>717753085
theres 3 maps and this shit map plays most often. theres nothing to remember. u should have de_dust2 knowledge of this map the first time u play it ngl. simple shit man

>>717724671
Reminder that Spy mains will swear up and down that this is completely normal gameplay despite how antithetical it is for Spy as a class.

Imagine if Medic had a gun that could contend with fucking power classes. That's how fucking retarded this is. Kunai is an OP weapon and its defenders are faggots.

>>717753604
nice body slam lol, i could never really land those reliably in my playthrough

>>717736059
>ai hacks
Do you have any evidence to at least prove they even exist?

>>717721941
is that what autism feels like

>>717753604
Am I retarded for constantly overloading my delivery in this game?

>>717719783 (OP)
doesn't this basically confirm that secure boot was useless?

>>717749708
it's unironically already a fully complete game. dev just adds more content to it. it's safe to buy

>>717753884
Yes, but this was never really up for debate among anyone who actually knows anything about hacks.

>>717753884
I’m coping by thinking it’s a strategy to “invite” hackers to see how they penetrate the game, but it’s pretty much over for competitive gaming even if it’s casual competitive like ranked matches or higher stakes lobbies. Even fighting games are cooked cause of controllers with mappable key paths. I remember my friend had a 1 button Zang ultra on his stick, he had two buttons mapped to it depending what direction he looked and it worked flawlessly

>>717753710
can't deny the hotboxes are a little janky. is the elden community still thriving? I might hop back in to finally try out a strength chad build
>>717753816
If you enjoy the scenic walks I'd say no. I try to get overloaded near the end of my trek so I'm not risking it all climbing mountains and crossing rivers.

>>717723850
the housecat is a fearsome beast...

>>717754116
By overloaded, I mean the point where you have to constantly keep balance or else your character will trip

>>717753884
No?
Because its purpose is to locate cheaters
You watch when they start up cheater only servers and these players all quietly get pushed onto there

>>717751506
>>717745543
their whiskers allow them to react before things reach their face

>>717723327
I don't play TF2. Someone explain this to me. I know you can "rocket jump" but I'm not sure where the confusion about his death is coming from. It looks like he flew in front of a group of enemies and they blasted him for it.

>>717721819
it would be extremely painful

>>717754518
He helped destroy a crucial red area, but the game decided to change him to the red side after he destroyed that area.

>>717735467
ackshually it's more because unlike us they had more experience socializing than playing games, they didnt build up the natural spatial awareness we have in vidya

>>717754492
Whiskers purpose is to sense things too close that their eyes cant see
Cats tend to have faily poor sight close to their face

>>717753801
>turn 173 degrees to left and look slightly down
yes.

>>717753604
god ds2 was such fucking garbage

>>717754518
The game has a system for keeping teams evenly numbered called auto balance, so mid match you can be put on the enemy team if there are suddenly lopsided team numbers. He got auto-balanced literally the split second after he wiped out the enemy team's (now HIS team's) sentry nest, so he gets to start playing on the team he singlehandedly just put on the back foot

>>717742948
holy fuck underrated

>>717747825
It got worse after the update. I just got murked by an AI with knife that suddenly sprints in my direction, block my gun, blinds me in one hit while my melee "attack" didn't do shit to him. A 2 kg rifle to the face should be enough to shove a crackhead to the ground. But no, the devs are retarded faggots who were too busy crafting the most annoying map with CP reference instead of coding a proper AI.

>>717728320
This is some troll physics shit.

>>717742948
>Super Dimension Fortress Kerbal
nice

>>717723850
H-HAYAI

>>717747172
>Deagle
I fucking hate that shit. It have no place on that game.

>>717742948
what the hell is that? lmoa

>>717755149
sprint and zoomer movement killed shooters

>>717729117
It's only 1.1MB. Some retard forgot that file size matters.

>>717754212
haha if that's the case then maybe. I believe you do unlock an exoskeleton upgrade down the road that helps with the overloading balance ultimately negating the requirement altogether. It's either that or utilize the floating carries if you want to max out your load without using the cuck-trucks

>>717755245
Halo 2 sword cancel glitching with friends.

>>717734972
The most disgusting thing about this is having minimap rotation on. Anyone who actually uses that setting is not human.
>>717754635
This isn't just a video game thing. Statistically women are far less likely to understand 3D space in general whether it be relative positions, how objects are affected when moved, changes in perspective, etc.

>>717754763
sorry you think so anon. what would've made it a better experience for you?

>>717755716
naughty dog slop

>>717755796
fair enough

>>717719918
i like when its just it and tutel, pure comedy

>>717720620
Looney tunes stuff in ANYTHING instant ly makes it more enjoyable

>>717756241
Kino.

>>717719783 (OP)
>>717719909
He's most likely checking minimap lmao. You guys are aware you can use your minimap to assess enemy locations right?

>>717751553
Not that anon but you are just full of shit. The heartbeat of cats is expected for their reaction time.

>>717755241
The transforming robots from Macross remade in Kerbal. It helps that they were designed to be physically possible.

>>717727661
No, thats how it looks normally

>>717719921
As skilful gameplay go I've seen better

>>717721182
The game is called "Nuclear Option" but that's a lie. It might as well be called "Nuclear Obligation".

>>717741406
>horseshaft enlarged
what?

>>717723065
To be honest, doing a LIVE STREAM, carefully thinking everything you say, easily make you miss obvious stuff.
That excuse would only work if it was her first time playing it tho.

>>717748876
Doesnt even have the music

>>717747343
god I wish that were me

>>717734086
In my experience most of the cheaters are chinks or kids regardless of country. But chinks are the most shameless about it to the point where I don't think they think they are actually cheating more so like, why aren't you also cheating? Don't you want to win? I think most people dont think they "won" using cheats that's the case of chinks Ive encountered. Russian and Chink clans in Rust are Cheat central. Nobody wants to deal with them

>>717720181
>hear footsteps behind
not in bf6

There, the only 2 dark messiah webms that matter

>>717737428
A good business and the right connections can make you a millionaire. But you'll never be "rich" rich. That's only for the chosen few.

>>717723458
Speaking of tricks in Elden Souls

>>717719783 (OP)
It’s so weird seeing the spastic cod players flood battlefield

>>717727058
reminder this is a male employee wearing prosthetics and crossdressing

>>717757596
better quality

>>717757965
thats not even spastic its just a flick you could do shit like that in every battlefield

>>717723850
people here saying its about reaction time are wrong
its about explosive movement
> but that the same thi-
no it isnt
your brain can react fast but if your body can move as fast then its worthless

>>717757202
man, i forgot ds3 skeletons did the akira slide

oc

>>717757691
better quality

>>717757959
scripted, no one in the history of the game ever got hit by soul stream

>>717723850
I need that cat for mosquito.
I'll build him a paradise of place to climb if he keeps the room clean of mosquito.

>>717723850
>that fucking judo throw slowmo

>>717725925
WAIT ITS REAL
i thought it was a sim racer

>>717720305
fighter jets can do whatever the fuck they want
t. torontonian who saw a fighter jet fucking charge at my condo at mach-1 and then pull off a belly slap maneuver stopping maybe 100m short of the condo and taking off again in another direction

>>717725925
did they live???

>>717758214
>no sub weapon
Nice.

>>717725349
Why does the robot drink tea

>>717758374
yeah, whip only run wasn't as bad as I was expecting, but of course Death was tough and second form Dracula was a bit worse than I thought it would be

>>717750174
>always
The 20 years you've been alive aren't all of recorded history zoomie

>>717750414
The period it became the #2 sport in America after handegg pretty much permanently ruined the economics of pavement stock car racing, particularly when it lost that popularity and suddenly there wasn't the outside money to keep paying for those new inflated budgets. In the 70s it was possible to work a factory job, buy a cheap car, and win enough prize money to make money racing if you were good then work your way up, now every part of that equation is laughable.

>>717721941
This is some cope

>>717755942
wow... he walks so skillfully...

>>717728726
That's not funny man come on

>>717735116
>>717737268
Its an overwatch clone so this was extremely predictable. After the first season or two you've already seen everything there is to see and what you're left with is a very flowcharty game. It doesn't help that its already an extremely derivative game of overwatch

Rockstar making missions more scripted is a fucking mistake

>>717758102
I just meant them all bragging about how good they are then make fun of vehicle players for being pussies

>>717757743
>played all the sniper elites already
>new one is too expensive to justify buying
its over

>>717737249
>>717737295
>>717738572
Pretty sure it's supposed to be for a nuclear bomb so the goal is to have the bomb take more time to fall.

>>717758667
GAME OVER: YOU USED THE BACK DOOR INSTEAD OF THE FRONT DOOR

>>717737449
Painfully remind me a time in Tribes 2 where I jumped out of my fighter to land, then got hit by behind by the fighter still flying

>>717750903
>Football
you mean soccer, I love how eurasian fags are still buttmad about this lol

>>717758225
it's not the same without the song

Game for this feel?

>>717723867
Now compare the salary of the top League player vs the top StarCraft player.

>>717727143
this is a dogshit implementation btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfTdJD2OakA

>>717758569
It is, it absolutely fucking is.

>>717759330
is that dobGOD?

>>717736517
>I'M A RETARD HURR DURR

>>717758667
lmao

>>717755829
A fellow man of taste. Love me Cold War

>>717759909
damn that bus almost made it

>>717759281
The Matrix

>>717725424
>hitman
Noobs
Wouldn't even hire to kill my grandmother who live alone in the wood.

>>717759909
did they lived?

>>717737869
PCMasterCope

>>717720620
I hate knowing that if I were that Punisher, I would do exactly the same.

>>717723237
>lets go of steering wheel to clutch face
women.

>>717723237
Meanwhile

>>717727143
As much as I applaud the effort put into that, I also think the lack of real G-force make it counter-productive.
Even if it tried to use gravity to simulate the g-force

>>717760291
Man, I wish I can get into this war thunder autism

>>717721941
>>717758484
It can only be cope. If he's this aware and adept why does he shoot a fucking rock.

>>717751173
Guy is ghosting/walls and nades himself I fucking love it

>>717760851
Man, I used to love this game.

>>717739101
Was he asleep at the wheel?

>>717723984
>MOVE GEAR FORWARD

>>717758542
Less about the walking more so about the interaction between the postbox causing him to slide off it as if it were a hill.

>>717755942
>>717762036
Why can't Decima Engine into physics?

>>717756676
This the red dot literally shows up to the right of C and the enemy is exactly in that spot xD

>>717728345
kill yourself friendnigger touist

>>717762326
>>717756443

>>717755149
I hate how "Tribes Ascend" made skiing sanic fast into a meme.
The lands are completely flat as a result causes they want speed, not managing your energy carefully.

I'm old enough to know that "skiing" was a bug in the first place, and players fought against the patch

>>717723867
>"dude, how come rts genre so dead?"

>>717753679
YER is the best knife anyway.

>>717762190
I'm hoping to see more interactivity between the physics in ds3. The whole rising river is a literal meme unfortunately and looks janky as fuck if you catch it happening live.

>>717723774
Poor Rooster, too stupid to stop itself.

>>717720620
the power of 3rd person games

>>717758275
>dog is still upside down in the air while the cat is calmly walking away
When there isn't immense size/weight difference involved, cats beat dogs anytime.

>>717727613
You underestimate how braindead zoomers are.

>>717760279
Did the devs nerf this?

>>717721819
just make sure to close your window curtains so the light can't get in and touch you

>>717764265
yeah

>>717762458
I liked the rock bounces

>>717762074
https://files.catbox.moe/h0eohn.mp4

>kernal level anti cheat doesn't work

It's almost as if they just want to spy on you and don't actually care about cheating.

>>717755635
how come Chivalry is still remembered but not War of Roses?

>>717759909
why Sim City, this is Poly Bridge

>>717764781
>how come Chivalry is still remembered but not War of Roses?
You can still play Chivalry.

>>717755245
luigi ladder