Thread 717720297

>Nintendo Japan Universal Studios
>Luigi's friend Daisy
Luigibros...
https://www.usj.co.jp/web/en/us/events/summer-2025/no-limit-cool-summer-2025/summer-splash-parade

>>717720297 (OP)
This is the Nintendo equivalent to Keanu Reeves being celebrated because he's isn't touching any woman's shoulders or hips in pictures in pure terror of being cancelled.

I doubt even Miyamoto would approve of this bland, misguided, attempt to kiddify and stagnate the IP.
Why go out of your way to establish that they aren't a couple when you've been pretending they are in everything except name for the last 30, 40 fucking years?

>>717720297 (OP)
>Not even 3 weeks and Luigi is BTFO

Who is Daisy's boyfriend could this be an opportunity to introduce new characters that better represent non Italians

>>717720297 (OP)
The Japanese version of that page doesn't even mention Luigi anywhere on it, it just says Princess Daisy. Whoever wrote the English page specifically went out of their way to bring up Luigi as her "friend".

>>717720297 (OP)
This doesn't line up with what we see from the games. Daisy's affection for Luigi is far less ambiguous than Peach's affection for Mario.

>>717721494
Luigi always gets sloppy seconds. It fits his character

>>717720297 (OP)
>>717721562
This is the same situation for Mario and Peach in japanese. No "friend" mentioned in profiles.

The Mario Mandate didn't die, it simply evolved.

>>717720297 (OP)
aint this nigga in jail

>Mario
>Luigi
>Link
The whole Nintendo brand is made of cucks lmao.

>>717721562
Ode to Western Trannylators

>>717721709
This is why localization is slop.

>>717720297 (OP)
Who will be the next one?

>>717721342
>Who is Daisy's boyfriend could this be an opportunity to introduce new characters that better represent non Italians

Guess

>>717720297 (OP)
>>717721562
>>717721709

Reminder that ever since "metoo" western media can't and isn't allowed to portray a man and women as just a couple or more than friends. That and the western branches being full of activist fags

>>717721848
How do you make a list like that and forget the most cucked of all, Fox? It's not even a meme like those others, Krystal literally left him for Panther in like 3 endings to Command, and even more endings and scenes generally make him look like a loser.

Luigi has always been nothing more than a friend to Daisy. She's too good for that manlet piece of goomba trash and everybody with a brain knows it.

>>717722310
I really miss when people were just normal and unassuming. I feel like it isn't even just me being a naive kid back in the early 2000s. I feel like it's genuinely something that happened. Even The Rock said something like "People don't act their true selves anymore."
Everything has become so dogmatic and overzealous since the 2010s, I fucking hate it.

>>717722484
You forgot the part where that game is literally not canon

>>717722684
Daisy built a huge statue of her and Luigi dancing.

>>717722754
sorry foxfag

>>717722484
>How do you make a list like that and forget the most cucked of all, Fox? It's not even a meme like those others, Krystal literally left him for Panther in like 3 endings to Command, and even more endings and scenes generally make him look like a loser.
That's because Fox and Krystal's relationship is a 50/50 end result from Command:
>Star Fox/with Fox endings
Goodbye, Fox
Krystal and Lucy
Fox and Krystal
>Star Wolf/with Panther endings
The Anglar Emperor
Star Wolf Returns!
The Curse of Pigma
The rest of the endings are based more around Dash, Falco, and Slippy. So Fox has a 50/50 shot of not ending up in the cuck chair at least.

So what, is /v/ going to start making a bunch of posts about Bowser fucking Daisy too?
Or is this place going to start adding to the weird amount of BowserXLuigi art on the internet?

>>717722975
I honestly have no idea if this game is responsible for the type of porn that Fox/Krystal get, but it really is grim how much of an obsession there is for Fox being cucked

>>717720297 (OP)
When they specify that she's Luigi's friend it sounds like she isn't friends with the others

>>717720297 (OP)
>Luigi's answer to Mario's Peach
An answer... to a bunch of besties!

>>717722484
This game is such a fever dream, it feels like they cared so little about it that they let some furry fanfiction writer do all the scenarios

>>717724101
Let's erect a statue of us dancing because we're besties!

>>717724157
statue of friendship

>>717723149
>So what, is /v/ going to start making a bunch of posts about Bowser fucking Daisy too?
Bowser the cuck gets no bitches in reality.

>>717722730
I honestly think it's all social media's fault, particularly it getting mainstream popular and omnipresent after smartphones became ubiquitous. People like to bring up the "tatemae" and "honne" concept to make fun of Japan and other Asian countries for being collectivist and obsessed with saving face, but it's really a wordwide concept. Even in places that are considered more individualistic and "casual" like America, people still naturally act different depending on who they're interacting with and will avoid saying things if they think it will cause social problems to say it to who they're talking to. It feels like social media has caused millions of people to feel like they're constantly in such social situations at all times, and must always have their public face up 24/7, always on the watch for what the current acceptable viewpoints and things to say are, not willing to say how they truly feel even in semi-private conversation for fear that will get them socially rejected by all of society, even to the point that they stop even knowing what their own beliefs are anymore because all their energy is being put into just following along with what they think everyone else thinks.

>>717720297 (OP)
>friend

Okay, what faggot got control of Nintendo's lore writing? You can probably tell it was some liberal faggot who created this shit

So this means that Wario is fucking Daisy, Waluigi is fucking Peach, Mario is fucking Pauline, and Luigi is fucking Bowser

>>717724264
thats the globalist nwo working as intended.

I'm so tired of /v/posters not understanding even basic facts. Luigi is canonically with Peach: Rosaline is canonically their child. Mario is canonically with Pauline: Pauline is canonically their child. Nobody cares about Daisy.

>>717720297 (OP)
>Luigi's friend
Wouldn't it be Mario's friend since Luigi wasn't even the one to save her in her game?

>>717721562
fucking kek, knew it. localization faggots strike again. they should all be fired

>>717721342
Shauntario

>>717722310
>>717722730
>>717724264
Zoomers are to blame for this behavior that's been normalized the past several years. Their beliefs are entirely based on peer pressure, and they take no issue with weaponizing cancel culture to make sure that everyone stays in line. They've not only inherited the internet, but ruined it as well. Now you have 15-year-olds canceling over 15-year-olds for dating a 14-year old. The concept of canceling someone for their beliefs or something they said a decade ago has been normalized, and the internet as a whole has been homogenized to the point where nowhere feels safe or even unique anymore.

>>717724891
>Zoomers are to blame for this behavior
Actually, social engineering by jews and Obama is to blame. This all conventiently started happening after Occupy wall street. Obama was made prior as a reaction to the 2008 crash so they can begin the typical bolshevik/ communist tactics of breaking up the unification of people. They replaced class warfare with race warfare, and it has been downhill since.

>>717723308
I don't think it's funny, responsible, mostly because Command is one of the lowest-selling games in the series' history, and cuck artwork is still made of series with characters in a relationship. However, I do think it helped with it thanks to many only seeing the default ending, which was not a good idea to have as a default ending. Yeah, it's weird how much people seem to want to cuck Fox, but I think that's just a result of many online being obsessed with cuck/NTR artwork.

>>717721721
Why would anyone think it died?
Nintendo games have only gotten staler and more soulless over time.

>>717724262
Bowser canonically had at least one (1) bitches.

>>717721291
We were on top but for a brief and fleeting moment, Luigichads. Alas, were were done in by our hubris and hoisted by our patard…

>>717721562
>"Why do you hate localizers so much?"

>>717725301
I acknowledge that, and while I'll admit to being a bit hyperbolic; When zoomers started going on the internet, that behavior is what they ended up seeing and learning from. It's gotten so bad that you literally can't even post your username in a /vg/ general anymore without some parasitic brown fuck deciding that you're a lolcow for doing so and then spamming your name endlessly every single thread. Or digging up your username and trying to dox you. It happens every single day in certain generals, and all it's done is make everyone scared of playing with each other. That was never the case pre-Covid. So yes, there was definitely intentional conditioning involved to try and make everyone like the Chinese that'll throw someone under the bus for good boy points, but people perpetuate it long past the relevance of Occupy.

>>717725625
Either Miyamoto's quote about himself being Bowser Jr's mother is true, or this was mitosis.

>>717720297 (OP)
Why do you autists get so upset about this shit? Of course there’s no romance in the Mario series, they’re literally delivered by storks for fuck’s sake.

>>717725887
Fuck yourself in the pussy

>>717720297 (OP)
This is why Luigi was a third wheel in Luigi's Mansion 3 vacation and there was no Daisy in sight.

>>717720297 (OP)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

>>717725474
Cuck/NTR art in general has become so extremely prevalent over the past 15 years that it's genuinely concerning. When people talk about being terminally online and having crippling porn addiction, this kind of shit is the first thing that pops into my head. Everyone is so bitter and cynical that hatred and abuse is the only thing that gets them off. It goes far beyond just Star Fox, too. Now it's become standard, where you'll have artists who have no attachment to these series doing everything in their power to tear them down just for the sake of their fucked up fetish. Like, we get it, your father abused you, but taking it out on fictional characters isn't going to make your problems go away.

>>717721562
Massacre troonhouse retards.

>>717725887
>>717721562
>Why do you autists get so upset about this shit?
Maybe you should lurk the thread a little bit before calling anyone other than yourself an autist.

NOA's troon mandate strikes again.

>>717720297 (OP)
Luigifags got too cocky

>>717725625
Bowser Jr. was clearly adopted. Two other, suspiciously Bowser-looking Koopas had sex, birthed a child via stork magic, and then just so happened to tragically die offscreen. One of the parents was probably a relative of the koopalings.

>all the cuckhold art is slowly becoming canon
Japan deserves their fate

>>717726596
>>717721562
>Japan

>>717726629
I don’t see the Japanese rectifying it

>>717726596
>This artist
Oh no...
was like a bombshell for the fandom back then

>>717724262
>not wanting that birdussy
I guess the gays weren't kidding, bowser IS a homo

>>717724262
Peach was gonna do it if that hoe dino didn't get in the way.

>>717720297 (OP)
>YAHOOOOO

>>717721562
>>717721709
>>717722068
>it's literally just western trannies seething about characters being straight
This is fucking sad, especially when Luigi and Daisy are shown to be more romantically interested in each other than Mario and Peach ever were.
NoA and NoE need to be dismantled already.

>>717727732
Which is really funny when you think about Daisy Circuit

>>717720297 (OP)
>Why isn't this watergun event for kids at Universal Studios describing Luigi and Daisy as hardcore fuckbuddies???

>>717721562
>>717721709
>it was localizer faggotry all along
I knew it. The entire 'joke' had that annoying stink that only one of those types can reek of.

>>717727828
The issue is that they're bringing up Luigi at all. "ルイージ" is not anywhere in the original Japanese text. While the Peach bio calling her and Mario "good friends" had the benefit of the doubt, this is literally the localization going out of its way to single out Luigi as Daisy's "friend." This detail was apparently even more important than the fact that she's a princess since that title was omitted. There is clear evidence of a concentrated effort of eliminating any romantic undertones of the bros' and princesses' relationships, since they are now going out of their way to bring it up where it wasn't originally.

>>717720297 (OP)
If you actually care about this, you have brain problems and need professional help.

>>717728301
You are on 4chan, faggot.

>>717728301
I honestly wasn't until people pointed out it's a localization thing. Are you not the least bit curious why they're intentionally inserting these details in text that didn't originally include it nor is it particularly relevant in this case?

>>717724101
>>717724157
This shit makes me remember the time I was friendzoned for 5 years
Please...

>>717720297 (OP)
what did you want?
Luigi's fuckbuddY?
Yea Junior, let's all goto the Luigi fuckbuddy ride!!!

>>717724157
>>717727819
>he doesn't erect statues of his best bro as a sign of everlasting good friendship
Just because the guy and girl have a statue like that doesn't mean they're fucking.

uh oh! melty!

>>717724157
>>717724214
>>717729001

>>717729070
lucky for him , Minecraft Steve is a rapist.

>>717728986
>Japanese: Princess Daisy (Daisy-hime)
>English: Luigi's friend Daisy
Is that her title now? She's not a princess anymore, she's "Luigi's friend"?

>>717720297 (OP)
Damn I remember going to that parade last year. It's actually pretty fun. You can buy waterguns and spray them all down.

>>717729157
>>717729425
grow up

>>717729451
Anon, you didn't become an adult when you were molested. I'm sorry.

>>717727732
It's not like NoJ's any better with a soulless salaryman like Furukawa at the helm.
They've been quite clear in their goal to turn Mario into a spotlessly clean and marketable logo as they transition into a disney-like multimedia conglomerate.

>>717721562
Why the fuck is Treehouse still alive? End this stupid Kotaku tier bullshit

It's over

I still refuse to believe that Mario and Peach are just friends! Also, Peach almost never helped Mario much.

Retards on the internet making blanket claims about the state of society based on the relationship status of Mario characters is the funniest shit ever.

Oh no the west has fallen because Wario and Birdo can’t fuck.

>>717725887
>Mario, who is very supportive of an open marriage, is looking forward to the new mario party!

>>717730667
I wouldn't call anyone else a retard when posting a phone filename bruv

>>717731207
Can and will

>>717730667
>Oh no the west has fallen because Wario and Birdo can’t fuck.
The world will never truly be healed until my fanfics become reality.

>>717730667
>Oh no the west has fallen because Wario and Birdo can’t fuck.
This but unironically

Billions must die.

>>717730667
Estellise is worst girl

>>717720297 (OP)
for gods sake LET ME BUY THE EXPRESS PASS FOR THE 14TH ALREADY

>>717730667
>he doesn't think about wario filling up birdo's face hole with his gargantuan hog
skill issue

>>717721562
Suffer not the Trannylator to live.

>>717720297 (OP)
>Luigis passing out pipe like it's his job!
Can't believe Nintendo said this.

>>717720297 (OP)
So she's single?

>>717731418
Get my wife’s name out of your mouth

>>717726096
Cuck/NTR becoming popular is 4chan’s fault. Idiots started joining in on the “meme” and gave themselves a brain damaged fetish. Phrases like “built for the bbc” and talking about cucks may begin as a quest for (you)s, but they end up with the poster only being able to get off on abnormal shit.
Same with “you just know”, btw. Good job training yourselves to be unable to see a beautiful woman without thinking about bestiality.

>>717731953
If she dates a plumber, she’s single to me. What the fuck Luigi gonna do?

>>717724427
>/v/ posting fatigue

>>717721589
Really?

>>717737015
Nah, they may have 1 statue in a kart game, but every solo adventure luigi has had was without daisy, unlike most of mario's with peach and pauline. Even Mario has more actual lore connection with Daisy than Luigi. (This is so apparent it even gets plot in the manga)

>>717737651
Don't know why that got spoilered but ok. Misclick probably.

>>717721848
>Link
Nah. Zelink is canon

>>717738259
>Zelink is canon
I don't think it's confirmed, but it seems to be the farthest along of the 3 in game since Zelda actually gets consistent voice acting these days to praise the hero, unlike the mostly mute or short phrase locked Mario princesses.

>>717721562
there shouldn't be translators any more when 99% of the time MTL is sufficient
at best, just put it in romaji

>>717737651
Mario plundering multiple bootys.

>>717733479
pipe you

>>717733479
She may be single, but plumbers can make massive salaries, don't underestimate them.

/v/ really will bitch about anything

>>717721562
>Whoever wrote the English page specifically went out of their way to bring up Luigi as her "friend".
Murder all localisers.

>>717720297 (OP)
Daisy has really come into the limelight in recent years, in fact, all four girls have become rather popular, Rosalina, Peach, Daisy, Pauline.

Who at Nintendo started promoting them so much?

>>717742284
They've always been popular. They're just in more games than mario party/kart now. (They as in plural, not the faggy way)

>>717721562
localizers should die