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Anonymous No.717720406 >>717720580 >>717721661 >>717721802 >>717722019 >>717722089 >>717722229 >>717722375 >>717722459 >>717722796 >>717723192 >>717724924 >>717725473 >>717726571
>sun station: pointless
>interloper: pointless
>white hole station: pointless
>timber hearth: pointless
>tunnels underneath timber hearth: pointless
>attlerock: pointless
>quantum moon: pointless
>all the quantum rules and quantum trials: pointless
>brittle hollow: pointless
>hollow's lantern: pointless
>black hole forge: pointless
>orbital probe cannon: pointless
>giant's hollow surface: pointless
>ember twin: pointless
>all of ash twin's teleporters but one: pointless
>finding all the reddit spacemen: pointless
Anonymous No.717720580 >>717720857
>>717720406 (OP)
Just say you didn't play the game.
Anonymous No.717720857 >>717725697
>>717720580
I just """beat""" the game. Biggest waste of time redditshit game I've ever played. Garbage writing, artstyle, worldbuilding, puzzles
Anonymous No.717721217 >>717721250 >>717726995
Imagine getting filtered by peak sci-fi and not understanding concepts of theoretical physics
Anonymous No.717721250 >>717721328 >>717721340 >>717725697
>>717721217
It's literally just made up reddit pseudoscience
Anonymous No.717721328 >>717725797 >>717726995
>>717721250
>quantum entanglement and orbital mechanis are pseudoscience
Look at this retard and laugh
Anonymous No.717721340 >>717725797
>>717721250
Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking never used Reddit
Anonymous No.717721416 >>717721473
you belong in /vg/ at this point. here's a sage
Anonymous No.717721473
>>717721416
You aren't supposed to annouce those but I won't report your post
Anonymous No.717721661
>>717720406 (OP)
>He's back again

Did you not beat the game yet? Or did you run into yet another "dead end?"
Anonymous No.717721802 >>717725308
>>717720406 (OP)
>Stage 1-1: Pointless
>Stage 1-2: Pointless
>Stage 1-3: Pointless
>Stage 1-4: Pointless
>Stage 2-1: Pointless
>Stage 2-2: Pointless
>Stage 2-3: Pointless
>Stage 2-4: Pointless
>Stage 3-1: Pointless
>Stage 3-2: Pointless
>Stage 3-3: Pointless
>Stage 3-4: Pointless
>Stage 4-1: Pointless
>Stage 4-2: Pointless
>Stage 4-3: Pointless
>Stage 4-4: Pointless
>Stage 5-1: Pointless
>Stage 5-2: Pointless
>Stage 5-3: Pointless
>Stage 5-4: Pointless
>Stage 6-1: Pointless
>Stage 6-2: Pointless
>Stage 6-3: Pointless
>Stage 6-4: Pointless
>Stage 7-1: Pointless
>Stage 7-2: Pointless
>Stage 7-3: Pointless
>Stage 7-4: Pointless
>Stage 8-1: Pointless
>Stage 8-2: Pointless
>Stage 8-3: Pointless
>Stage 8-4: Pointless
Anonymous No.717722019
>>717720406 (OP)
>getting filtered by kino
pathetic
Anonymous No.717722089 >>717722247 >>717722708 >>717723095
>>717720406 (OP)
>buy game
>install game
>start game
>set up options
>new game
>play 30 seconds
>meet first characters
>all using tranny they/them pronouns
>close game
>uninstall
>refund

tranny game
Anonymous No.717722229
>>717720406 (OP)
incel thread. you should have sex.
Anonymous No.717722231
You're trying way too hard, you don't even deserve a (you).
Anonymous No.717722247 >>717722393
>>717722089
Name one they/them in OW
They go on about breeding and needing husbands and wives to do that. Get outta here
Anonymous No.717722342
Does /v/ like this game or not?
I need to know so I can properly align my opinion about it as a contrarian.
Anonymous No.717722375 >>717723219
>>717720406 (OP)
The reddit spacemen teach you how to get to the center of giant's deep, which literally gives you the password to beat the game
Anonymous No.717722393
>>717722247
>just respect the pronouns chh-ACK
Anonymous No.717722459
>>717720406 (OP)
Its not pointless if it clues you in to what happened, what the problem is, and what you need to do to fix the problem.

It CAN be pointless if you actually stumble upon ash twin teleport into ash twin project and solve it, which im sure some people have done
You still need to know what shutting down the project itself accomplishes for you in the grand scheme of things, or rather what to do with the power source
Then theres also the funny haha paradox thing that you either figure out by accident or by understanding the thing by reading the logs
Anonymous No.717722708
>>717722089
Can't imagine being this fragile lol.
Anonymous No.717722796
>>717720406 (OP)
OP's life: pointless
Anonymous No.717723095
>>717722089
The ending is Iiterally Reddit Chungus: The Musical so you aren't missing out
Anonymous No.717723192 >>717725145
>>717720406 (OP)
sorry but you have to be white to enjoy this game
Anonymous No.717723219 >>717726653
>>717722375
You can literally just fly your ship straight under, in fact that's probably easier and more intuitive
Anonymous No.717723271 >>717723526
>ruins you're entire game with dogshit blue hair netflix marvel san francisco reddit they/them writing
Anonymous No.717723343 >>717723638
Why do you feel you need to make clear bait threads to get discussion of this game?
Anonymous No.717723526
>>717723271
damn... thats the writer? i dont care, game is good for me
Anonymous No.717723638
>>717723343
It's weird because non-bait threads get the same amount of replies.
Anonymous No.717724816
Why are redditfags like this?
Anonymous No.717724924 >>717725145
>>717720406 (OP)
If you don't understand, then you are not white.
It's really that simple.
Anonymous No.717725145
>>717724924
>>717723192
>SAAAR YOU ARE NOT THE WHITE!!!
Anonymous No.717725308 >>717725697
>>717721802
All of these lead to rescuing the princess.
Outer Wilds would be more like if in Mario 64 only one level has stars that lead to the final bowser fight and every other painting is pointless or has a toad giving you hints about the only useful level.
Anonymous No.717725473
>>717720406 (OP)
>youre life: popintless
>moi life: pointless
Well, brother? What are we gonna do here? It's up to us now, together...
Anonymous No.717725697 >>717725783 >>717726167
>>717721250
>>717720857
>>717725308
I don't remember enough of the game to know

why is it all pointless? does something happen at the end to invalidate everything that came before? or are you just being an autist and hating something good to seem cool?
Anonymous No.717725783
>>717725697
He's shitposting.
Anonymous No.717725797
>>717721328
>>717721340
Pretty sure all the fathers of QM would laugh at the idea of planet-sized quantum entaglement.
Anonymous No.717726167 >>717726291
>>717725697
The critical path takes like 10 minutes and everything else is just frivolous window dressing that gives you a bunch of pointless flavor text just reworded in different ways. You can find basically everything you need to know about what happened to the nomai and what they were doing just in the three small areas of the critical path (out of the hundreds of pointless areas in the game)
Anonymous No.717726291
>>717726167
Just admit that you're brown.
Anonymous No.717726571 >>717726791
>>717720406 (OP)
the white hole station is there to teach you to use teleporters and the quantum moon changes the ending
Anonymous No.717726653 >>717726791 >>717727074
>>717723219
I tried you just bounce off
Anonymous No.717726791
>>717726571
you literally just stand there briefly and it will teleport you as soon as you see the planet.

How the fuck would you not figure that out on your own? Why do you need an entire pointless giant area with a big graphic representation of the warp pad and planet to figure that out?

Not that it even fucking matters as the ash twin warp is still every bit as fucking stupid and obtuse regardless.

>>717726653
I mean there is literally an achievement for doing it, so you did it wrong.
Anonymous No.717726995
>>717721217
>>717721328
Quantum entanglement doesn't work that way in real life. "Observing" in quantum physics has nothing to do with life or consciousness.
Anonymous No.717727074
>>717726653
Gotta go faster