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Anonymous No.717723531 >>717723732 >>717723864 >>717725073 >>717725261 >>717726070 >>717726686 >>717727173 >>717727203
This is why STR will always be superior. It's like squashing an insect.
Anonymous No.717723586
>pay vay pay
Anonymous No.717723732
>>717723531 (OP)
>i am sure to win because my speed is superi-ACK!
Anonymous No.717723780 >>717723991
Now try that against a boss
>cancels your animations on each of his 3 hits combo
epic cinematic move buddy. shame the trash devs don't know to balance them with poise.
Anonymous No.717723864
>>717723531 (OP)
Looks more like a VIT build
Anonymous No.717723991 >>717724325
>>717723780
Bro, literally just use Endure
Anonymous No.717724325 >>717724479 >>717726194 >>717726357
>>717723991
This is why you faggots get laughed at. The player does not need to work harder to fix game design flaws and when you defend those choices you reveal your lack of action game experience. It's more beneficial to use normal/jump attacks against bosses.
Anonymous No.717724479
>>717724325
>The player does not need to work harder to fix game design flaws
What game design flaws? Just use endure nigger, it's not hard
>It's more beneficial to use normal/jump attacks against bosses.
No it's not, lol
Anonymous No.717725073 >>717726426
>>717723531 (OP)
what axe is that? that war cry altered charged R2 looks kino
Anonymous No.717725261 >>717725390 >>717726067
>>717723531 (OP)
While everyone likes to joke that INT builds are for pussies and easy, the truth is STR builds are for the actual retards that never quite figured out what the words "strategy" or "interactive gameplay" mean and just want to get rewarded for pressing a single button no matter the circumstances.
INT is the actual thinking man's build, not just due to its name, but also because its so god awfully weak (in elden ring) that killing a single boss requires magnitudes the amount of skill than all STRannies combined.
Anonymous No.717725390 >>717725507 >>717726620 >>717726703
>>717725261
STR capitalizes on positioning and timing way more than any other build. The real pussy build is DEX. Just spam roll and jump attacks, if you die you know a bit more about the pattern so you'll roll better next time, rinse and repeat.
Anonymous No.717725507
>>717725390
>positioning and timing
>POSITIONING AND TIMING
You know well that's a fucking lie and you just poise through everything like that faggot in op webm
Anonymous No.717726067
>>717725261
unga really is bunga
Anonymous No.717726070 >>717726175 >>717726492
>>717723531 (OP)
Anonymous No.717726175 >>717727148
>>717726070
Wow such skill great job deathbird. Sorry to see a retarded invader get in your way way.
Anonymous No.717726194
>>717724325
I'm trying to figure out what the fuck you're talking about but the best I can figure is you didn't even know Endure existed but you just had some pre-written redditor sendoff ready to go and posted it anyway even though it makes no fucking sense as a reply
Anonymous No.717726357
>>717724325
uuh bruh Endure has existed for decades now. And iirc dex fags where using it with fist for fast procs since the beginning.
u mad cuz bad.
Anonymous No.717726426 >>717727090
>>717725073
Duelist axe (non-rotted version)
Anonymous No.717726492 >>717727148
>>717726070
the death bird got him
Anonymous No.717726620 >>717726816 >>717726816 >>717727091
>>717725390
>STR capitalizes on positioning
What positioning, STR builds are the only ones who can fully capitalize on poisebeast charged R2 spam into easy posture breaks.
What's worse is that two-handing lets them and only them break the 99 stat cap AND FROM also added the two handing talisman with SOTE to give STR even more damage than before so effectively STR builds have both the strongest DPS and the strongest tanking capabilities with somehow less investment than any other build, STR is for literal coddled retards.
And what did DEX get? A bunch of shitty powerstanced weapons that also got nerfed immediately because STR babies couldn't deal with getting zoned out.
What did casters get? A fucking talisman that ups their virtual dex to 70...at the cost of taking 30% more damage, lmaooooooooo
Anonymous No.717726645
Alright brahs I'm planning to do a new playthrough and this time finish the whole game + dlc. I've always stopped at the last 1/4. But now I'll finish it once and for all.
Should I go Str or Dex? (no Int cuz dats gay).
Anonymous No.717726686
>>717723531 (OP)
strfags are all fat disgusting slobs
Anonymous No.717726703
>>717725390
dex without a bleed weapon is the most difficult pve build
Anonymous No.717726816 >>717727205
>>717726620
>And what did DEX get?
Giant katanas
>>717726620
>What did casters get?
flying donuts
Anonymous No.717727090
>>717726426
thanks anon I guess I never got it
looks cool
Anonymous No.717727091
>>717726620
It was actually disturbing just how much mages were shafted in the dlc.
All the spells they got are either downgrades of others or if they're original, using them in combat is infeasible.
Meanwhile faith fuckers got got like 40 different and all equally op new incants.
Anonymous No.717727148
>>717726492
See >>717726175
Anonymous No.717727173
>>717723531 (OP)
>pvp
How can you niggas play this slop lmao
Just play league holy shit
Anonymous No.717727203
>>717723531 (OP)
God I love the cry ashes
Fun on nearly every weapon
Anonymous No.717727205
>>717726816
Great Katanas are not even actual DEX weapons outside of Rakshasa's which actually leans more on DEX than the other two, and the Great Katana itself is much better on STR/ARC than it is on either pure DEX or DEX/ARC since you're going to two hand it anyway given the one handed moveset is trash.