Thread 717730848

What games do people like this play?

>>717730848 (OP)
kill yourself

kind of odd to ask us what kind of games you play, but you do you.

It is literally impossible to be a virgin at 40 years old.

>40 year old virgin
There ain't no way
Even 30 is pushing it

>>717730848 (OP)
whatever newest slop is out

>>717730848 (OP)
World of Warcraft probably

>>717730848 (OP)
7 years left...

>>717731023
Arch-wizard here. It is most assuredly not.

>>717730848 (OP)
Roblox

>>717730848 (OP)
Autism factory and spreadsheet games.

>>717730848 (OP)
They don't play games they spend all day ranting about Morrowind online

For evidence see the ratio of Morrowind posts and Steam players

>>717731023
Do you get goverment mandated whores showing up at your door by that point?

>>717730848 (OP)
Funny how when this movie came out that was considered something nearly impossible

I understand him getting laid but why did he have to give up his whole life just to hook up with an old hag with several kids

>>717731029
Yeah there's no way someone could make it over 30 as a virgin haha...

>>717730848 (OP)
I'll tell you in a few years

>>717731458
The hag was hot

Only 4 more years now that I think about it

>>717731458
That's what they expect of us all. Not gonna happen.

>>717731458
We must be better men.

>>717730848 (OP)
Pic related probably. Not that they actually exist.

>>717730848 (OP)
I might as well be virgin. I've never fucked in 8 years

>>717731381
No, I just can't conceive of anyone living a life that isn't exactly like mine.

>>717731698
Unvirgin poser OUT

>>717730848 (OP)
I don't know OP, why don't you tell us what you play? then we'll all know the answer.

>>717731698
>8 years
Multiply that number by 5, then imagine that's your entire life and no woman ever wanted to fuck you

>>717731698
>never fucked in 8 years
those girls did, what's your excuse?

I play autistic paradox games

>>717732056
I inherited my dad's business. I'm too fucking busy to roam and find prettier girls. the girls around me are mediocre.

>>717730848 (OP)
I'm 33 and have hired prostitutes so not the games I play.

>>717730848 (OP)
yes

>>717730848 (OP)
Tony Hawk's Underground 2 and online poker. Did you not watch the movie?

>>717731698
Same brother, same.

im an incel
i haven't had sex for a week its over

Sex is whatever but how do you live without physical intimacy for that long? It's an important for your body's hormonal development, it's like being denied food in your childhood, it stunts your growth.
I guess that's why women can tell and steer clear from them.

>>717731029
>>717731023
I am 30 and cannot possibly conceive my life improving in the slightest in the next 10 years.
after 27 my social life eroded so fucking fast into nothing and it only gets worse. now I'm in an abyss that no one could claw their way out of.
If you have nothing by 30 I can't possibly see your life turning around even in the most wild imaginary scenarios. I can't fathom what world you people live in.

My dad and older brother both make fun of me for still being a virgin. They call me "Virgy" in front of my friends and say it's just banter when I get pissed off. God fucking damn it.

>>717732521
>how do you live without physical intimacy
very easy when you have no choice. it probably damages you mind and makes you very weird and distant. but I don't remember what I was like before now anyway.

>>717730848 (OP)
>Had a girlfriend for two weeks when I was 15
>Nothing since then
>Turning 29 in two weeks

>>717732521
Eventually you realize that if no one gives a shit about you, you shouldn't give a shit about anyone else, you should live for yourself and only yourself. I'm not dying without physical affection, and even if I am, so what? It's not like our lives MATTER.

My friend dumped his girlfriend and kicked her out only for her to cheat on her new boyfriend with him a few months later. The boyfriend forgave her for cheating. These guys can get girlfriends but I'm still an incel. Life is amazing.

>>717730848 (OP)
>prostitution: exist
>Yet, some men are virgins
nani?

so everyone's just gonna pretend they didn't see the video?

Smash

>>717731029
I'm 32 and I have never even kissed a girl let alone had sex. I'm too shy and nerdy to woo a girl and not attractive enough that chicks would actively seek me out either. It was over from the moment I was born.

>>717732842
And any man can slam dunk if he lowers the basket, that doesn't make it an accomplishment.

a girl smiled at me in at a 7/11 and I still remember it

hey anon, my friends thinks you're cute.

>>717731458
>Yes remove your life for the hole goy, the movie is unsubtly picking fun of you, you better accept what the voices in the head tells you tick tock tick tock

>>717732738
This. Nothing in this life matters at all. The only things that "matter" to us are born out of our emotional atachements which give the illusion of meaning and purpose to our lives. If you have little to no such attachements, there is very little meaning to your life.

For me, it is my parents, they are the only anchor to this pointless existence I have. I don't want to hurt them any more than my loser existence already does thus I have resigned myself to enduring in this worthless life as long as they are around. No parent should go trough the pain of their child's suicide.

>>717732974
I made a friend with a fellow tourist in the pacific beach resort. I wish I went for it. she genuinely likes me.

>>717730848 (OP)
Ask in 4 years and I'll tell you.

>>717732941
>They do it for the accomplishment
Nigga do you think real life is a video game?

>>717730848 (OP)
I'm 35 years old and a kissless hugless handholdless virgin hikki NEET.

recent months I played all kinds of games:
>factorio
>flight simulators like FS2024, DCS
>Shooter games like Arma, Squad
>project zomboid

>>717732842
>break the law
Not done this since the kazaa era.

>>717731458
Its a very hassidic message. Give up everything to become another societal drudge.

>>717733065
image is literally me. I can't die before mommy, I don't wanna make her sad.

>>717732521
>how do you live without physical intimacy for that long?
its not important for survival
>It's an important for your body's hormonal development
thats not true

>>717730848 (OP)
>used to laugh at people like this
>I'm 35 KHHV with no license

I don't even know how to ride a bike so he mogs me

>>717730848 (OP)
tony hawk. didnt you watch the movie?

>>717732983
fuck off maxwell

>>717733219
does it really make a difference?
she probably already knows how your story is gonna end.
and its also her fault for birthing you into this shitty life. you dont owe her anything.

>>717731023
I'm on my way to 50. after you hit 30 its ez

Not a virgin but I do have horrendous oneitis

>>717733280
>I'm 35 KHHV with no license
same but I do have a license, turns out its worthless because I have nowhere to go.

>>717733065
this is me but with my dog.

>>717732974
>girl complaining about a "creepy" guy being too nice to her today.
>me remembering the time a cute girl smiled at me, in line at the store, 6 years ago.

>>717733269
>thats not true
Anon it's been studied. Oxytocin is a real chemical not magical mumbo jumbo bullshit. They've run tests on it and apparently your body only makes it when you get hugged by someone else (or equivalent) but not when YOU initiate the hug with someone else.

It's like living your life on testosterone deficit or something.

>>717732983
your honor, despite the 30 year age difference, prior to our meeting, she had sex more times than I.

CASE DISMISSED!

>>717733350
my logic in HS was I had no garage and had to pay monthly for a parking stall so it wasn't economically viable and my friends drove me, now I'm old, no friends and have really bad memory so I would have to read the book 100 times

It affects me when playing new games the older person memory shit has really got me bad

>>717733512
>she wasnt actually smiling at you but at some guy behind you
happened way too many times to me

>>717732541
they're bait posts

>>717730848 (OP)
Only 9 months away. I'll let you know when I'm there.

i fucked once, been almost 10 years since. it was not worth the effort. people suck and they should all die, but me most of all.

>>717731023
You absolute fool
Unless you think "virgin" means "no sexual contact whatsoever", I would say we are living in times where a vast amount of people have/will reach 40 as a virgin

>>717730848 (OP)
what was the game seth rogen and paul rudd were playing in the movie? some sort of sim because of those controllers? was it a fighting game? just going off his vibe alone in the movie i'd probably guess wholesome Japanese romance VNs, and he'd be based for that

does it count if I cheated and went to SEA to lower the difficulty ?

>>717733536
>1/2 is irrelevant, memorizing shit at goyschool doesnt mean you are smarter
>3/4 is a meme, any retard can learn how to use their time efficiently, also hanging out and listening to a woman is not really a good use of time.
>5 improved appetite? I never had an issue with that
>6 I also never had a problem falling asleep
>7 another meme, staying awake for longer is not good. you need sleep to repair your brain. so more of a negative, you will sleep less and develop dementia earlier.
>8 "better health", also something any retard can achieve.
>9 grooming yourself all the time is homosexual
>10 anecdotal evidence is not real evidence

so yeah its a meme, you dont need that Oxytocin at all.

>>717733561
hahaha, classic move

>>717730848 (OP)
Weeb slop, and I just know everyone ITT is either White or Asian because BBC POC men are too busy cucking you out of your women whilst you all remain sad pathetic failed men incels.

>>717730848 (OP)
>The fat trailer trash chick at Hardee's that has some vidja game paraphernalia in her car and green hair now recognizes me by voice over the intercom and knows what I'll order
Oh God IS THIS THE SIGN??? DO I MAKE A MOVE AFTER ORDERING MY TENDIES???
is she just being nice I DONT FUCKING KNOW I'm 40 and she is probably like 30
I usually get license plate numbers and look them up online to get the VIN, then go to my local county's online vehicle tax system and can see their full name and address so I can check all their social media accounts before committing....BUT HER FUCKING PLATE IS UNREGISTERED REEEEE

>>717733561
No she was just moving her stuff forward so I could start putting my stuff on the checkout conveyor. She smiled at me just to be friendly and silently establish understanding.
probably an effortless aspect of her personality she uses every day but she didn't realize how cute she looked and how it would stick with me.

>>717733847
>>717733847
At my age I'm not even interested anymore because they'll have herpes or a kid or both or a massive body count, or they're fat, or all of the above, and I definitely don't care about having sex just so I can feel like I fit in with normalfags.

>>717733210
>>717733060
Pic related, except replace nazis and hitler with jews and goyim.

>>717730848 (OP)
I play MMOs, Black Desert these days. I am only 35 years young though.

>>717730848 (OP)
jewish movie

I don't think it's worth the hassle, also meeting women in my daily life is pretty hard and dating apps are cringe and pathetic

>>717733885
idk bro I never had this happen to me at all, roasties never smile towards me

Being a virgin is fine as long as you are living a fulfilling life, or have a successful career etc.

I know a few people like this and they're great people to be around!

>>717733847
Your spam only works if it's true, spoiler alert, it ain't

I am 32 but I did manage to go on a few dates, get some hugs, and even kiss, but I've only had sex with prostitutes.
Fuck, one of those dates was even within the last 5 years.
There's hope for me yet.
Playing Oxygen Not Included right now.

>>717734018
Every time I'm around people now it just feels like work. So I prefer being alone.
Rarely I feel like maybe having friends again would be nice but then I always get reminded how fucking shit actually being around people is.

>>717731023

43 sorcerer here,so false.

unless you meant a female 40 yr old virgin , those are impossible , since simps will crave any unused pussy, even landwhale one.

41 here, WoW Classic and weebslop mostly.
Also, I haven't even masturbated to real women in over 15 years. Anime only.

>>717733307
It does make a difference. Regardless of what happens to me or what she thinks will happen to me, she will be distraught if I die. I can at the least attempt to save her from that misery. I had a fun time, I don't blame her whatsoever, I can escape anytime I like.

>>717730848 (OP)
tell you in a few years

World of Warcraft

>>717734465
>she will be distraught if I die
but you will be dead and thus not care at all.

>>717734150
Not to defend the cuck poster. But your image doesn't disprove his point. Being "single" doesn't mean you're not having sex. It only means you're not in a committed relationship.
What you inadvertently did, is post proof that whites and asians are larger targets for cuckoldry, since they actually have partners. While blacks are less likely to be cucked, because they don't have partners.
And if one wanted to expand on the idea, they could make the claim that a bunch of single black dudes are more likely to be the ones doing the cucking.

>>717733660
That is what it means. Why do you desperately want to be called a virgin?

>>717733557
trvthnvked

>>717731023
• Short
• Shy
• Asocial
• Don't Work
• Sedentary Hobbies
• Ugly
• Live with Mother

As a male you only need 3 of the above to die alone easily.
As a girl you need to actively spurn advances because you're afraid of human contact or something, that's a different game entirely.

>>717730848 (OP)
German autism simulators.

>>717734324
Based. I still watch jav a few times a year

I'm probably one of the most virgin men out there, like it puts me into the 0.1% or less of the world population.
>never had sex
>never kissed
>never hugged
>never seen boobs IRL
>never held hands with a female
>never had a female friend (platonic)
>never had a non formal conversation with a female
and I'm in my mid 30s.

>>717734006
This.
>give up your hobby, your personality, and your valued possessions to score an over the hill single mother!

>>717730848 (OP)
these used to be my favorite threads but now ive touched boobs and all my self worth issues went away
being a virgin was like half of my personality, what am i supposed to do now

>>717730848 (OP)
I'll tell you in 5 years.

>>717734747
>>never had a non formal conversation with a female
I almost believed you until this.

>>717734924
Play more games.

>>717734969
its true tho

>>717735037
sir yes sir oorah

>>717731458
I think the point was that he had dreams that were more meaningful, like opening his own store. but his more immediate "childish" pursuits like collecting action figures got in the way.

>>717731698
Kill yourself failed normalfag

>>717734603
He has no proof for his point besides spamming this garbage on the site like the nigger loving faggot he is due to his porn addiction, what you're talking about is what only a small percentage of blacks can do, pump and dump, but all attractive men do that

>>717730848 (OP)
I just finished FF7 Rebirth. It was pretty fun, I'll start up the Yuffie DLC tomorrow

I approach wizardhood.
Only a little over a year left

I-I'm 39 I still have time to fix things.

38, weebslop, gacha, rts, jrpgs and crpgs.
What are even real women? Since childhood ive always jacked off to fictional women, comics, anime what not.

Never felt any atraction towards "real" women or need of having any sort of relationship.

But somehow i have a decent paying job, am relatively fit, and devote my free time to video games and anime women.

ESL

>>717734747
Damn even I, a kissless 2D complex wizard, only got down to never holding hands on your list. I've at least had a girl be my friend when I was little and talked to the occasional woman.

>>717731023
Is is if you're autistic, socially anxious and have let depression rule your life for the past 20 years


....


.....


.....fuck.

>>717735315
>I've at least had a girl be my friend when I was little
I didnt have anything like that at all.
>and talked to the occasional woman.
I dont, never started a conversation with a female and never got talked to by a female.
I'm invisible to them and I avoid them too.

>>717734108
Maybe you're ugly. As someone who went from being able to look pretty nice to looking like crap it's amazing how much worse people treat you when you're not attractive.
Also maybe your bitterness at "roasties" comes across.

>>717735181
I don't really care about all of that. I'm only pointing out that your evidence against his argument is bad.
Do yourself a favor, and learn to ignore the cuck posters. They've been going at it for a decade now. They don't care about evidence, they're just porn addicted coomers.

>>717735426
>Maybe you're ugly.
ugly people still fuck and reproduce.
I seen uglier men have girlfriends and familys and I'm not elephant man tier, not even close.
>your bitterness at "roasties" comes across.
I'm not bitter about woman

>>717731458
>why did he have to give up his whole life just to hook up with an old hag with several kids

>>717730848 (OP)
Counter Strike Nexon

>>717730848 (OP)
Final Fantasy VII, Metal Gear Solid

>>717732541
That's the depression talking.

My advice, get therapy, maybe speech/language if you struggle, or a social coach, maybe an autism diagnosis as validation can go a long way. Stop fixating about the past or future (acknowledge them, but let them flow like a river) and think about the now. You're sitting here chilling on a computer. You're safe etc.

Take very small steps and go into low-pressure social small-talk settings, use the checkout instead of the self-checkout, walk around the park (with dog if you have one) and re-build confidence. When you're ready join a couple of clubs/voulenteer. Before you know it you'll have a handful of people who get you and you consider friends, and once you're meeting people again, who knows you might find love, or maybe not but you won't be alone. You aren't now.

>almost 2 years talking to this girl online
>figured she was into me because of the long nights spent talking, the cleavage selfies and we sent each other heart chocolates for christmas
>suddenly pitybaits and gets really bitter because her ldr boyfriend dumped her (I NEVER heard about this person)
>showed me the gift she wanted to send him and is still mopey about it
can someone call me a retarded faggot

>>717735739
you are probably her backup plan in case the other guy doesnt work out, or maybe you were just a betacuck to her that she can complain to about.
anyway, you wasted 2 years with this shit

>>717734969
Congratulations you don't have social anxiety.

>>717731458
he should have fucked her daughter played by kat dennings

>>717735739
Sure, you're a retarded faggot. Go back to >>>/r9k/ with the rest of your kind and stop vomiting estrogenic drama onto our video game board.

Why don't you fags hook up with ugly or handicapped girls? They are more approachable.
Most likely they also play video games.

>>717731023
39, I want to say I've quit dating but I never started.

>>717735979
I have a crush on a handicapped girl but she's a lesbian

>>717735991
Keep on keeping on, king.

>>717734969
What does this mean? I'm 32 and I've never talked to a woman outside of school/work

34 and virgin here, i'm just playing the elden ring dlc for the first time right now. thanks for asking.

>>717735996
I don't lesbians are into dead fish sex. I'm not sure how that works

>>717732160
after graduating college late in my mid 20s as a virgin i took the escortpill. unfortunately, i don't see myself being able to utilize escorts any more given recent changes in USA law and enforcement priorities - many USA jurisdictions are now agressively enforcing what used to be misdemeanor violations of solicitation as felony "trafficking". the price of (decent) pussy has now increased far beyond what I can afford

>>717730848 (OP)
Lol hit the gym hit hard before that happens apparently by 2030 50% of americans are going to be obese

I will say if the loss of virginity is important to you, do it young.

Casual sex becomes a lot harder the older you get. The loose women who will fuck anyone settle down eventually, all the people who you could fall in love with get married, If you're honest about yourself on dating apps, no one will respond.

If you look hard enough and aren't picky, you'll probably find someone in your late 30's, but it'll probably be a desperate woman in a similar boat to you who just wants children before it's too late.

>>717735858
I do. But it was impossible to get through life without having non formal conversations with females. At some point or another, you and a girl will share the same space, and make small talk. Even if you're awkward and spill your spaghetti, it still counts.

>>717732842
>bank robbing: exists
>yet, some men are poor

>>717735979
Because every other loser has the same idea? And every uggo is holding out for chad? Even the fattest, ugliest literal retarded women have a stable of dudes trying to get with them because they're le approachable

>>717736078
Convert her

>>717736109
>At some point or another, you and a girl will share the same space, and make small talk
literally never happened to me, not even once.

>>717736109
True, I speak to the women at work, albeit awkwardly.

>>717734603
>more men of ____ group are in a relationship
>that means its like my cuck pornography
Take a break from the porn lad.

>>717736089
Is that number up from the current value or less than now?

I lost my virginity at 20 by larping as a liberal SJW and inviting a girl over to watch me play forspoken/watch netflix. She arrived at 7pm and we started fucking at 4. I was clueless to the signs