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Anonymous No.717732101 >>717732273 >>717733118 >>717733830 >>717736607 >>717737631 >>717737810 >>717738661
Hot takes related to /v/idya
Modern games are easy because of white people like this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WU1e_LS9P8M
Anonymous No.717732273
>>717732101 (OP)
Oh the camrea was on
Anonymous No.717732371 >>717733117 >>717739303
Anonymous No.717733078 >>717738092
I like watching cutscenes and think all cutscenes should be unskippable until you beat the game once.
Anonymous No.717733117
>>717732371
Sex with the one on the right
Anonymous No.717733118
>>717732101 (OP)
Good morning sars
Anonymous No.717733158
FUCKING MOUTHDROOLING DUNCE!!! EAT THE SHIT OUT OF MY STINKY HAIRY ASSHOLE ACK ACK ACK
Anonymous No.717733182
Crash 2 is the worst Naughty Dog Crash game.
Anonymous No.717733830 >>717733887 >>717733940
>>717732101 (OP)
People like to point at this guy about why games are so fucking easy these days but my hot take is that it's actually women why games are that way but you're not allowed to say it outside of /v/ because women are "cute" when they mess up in video games or don't know where to go or what to do. This especially seems to happen a lot and i mean, a lot with female vtubers but then again, that might be because i simply just enjoy watching some moving fictional character playing a video game and see how differently they play it compared to someone else but it is also frustrating.

>Yellow paint on everything interactable
>Voiceover which persistently tells you to do simple tasks over and over until you do them
>Mechanics which time out and solve themselves if you take too long

These were all added because of women yet people like to blame DSP.

The amount of times i have also seen vtubers like Watson Amelia from Hololive get filtered from GTA 5 because of that first plane mission as Trevor because THEY HAVE TO USE THEIR FUCKING KEYBOARD FOR SOME REASON and don't even realize that you CAN CONNECT THE FUCKING CONTROLLER TO YOUR PC which would make it so much fucking easier but no. Panko also constantly crashed because of that but at least she never gave up, so points for that at least.
Been watching shit tons of vtubers play Still Wakes the Deep too, a game that's filled with that fucking yellow paint and THEY STILL FUCKING SOMEHOW DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO OR WHERE TO GO.
Anonymous No.717733887
>>717733830
What's funny about Watson is that Twitter tried to use that clip of her where she figured what to do with those balls in Zelda while DSP didn't like that makes wahmen instantly better at games or something but come on now, this is DSP, it doesn't take much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZqmh8yR_R8 [Embed]
And again, she quit GTA 5 because she didn't apparently didn't know about controller support for GTA 5 on PC, quits in this at 55:00:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_b0kwl1abE [Embed]
Nice to hear constantly about how gamers are dumb and retarded these days and this is why we need all the yellow paint everywhere and other bullshit and then at the same time talk about how there are more females playing video games than ever before. lol lmao even.
Anonymous No.717733940
>>717733830
I also recently watched Henya the "Genius" play Half-Life series and she somehow didn't realize she could break the window in the office complex level.
Tenma from Phase Connect had the same problem too with trying to find out where to go and what to do. There was another vtuber called Miwa who had no idea that you could use the fucking logs against hunters in Episode 2, both she and also Henya said how stressful that part where you have to defend the rocket is even though they could have made them so much easier by throwing the logs towards hunters with gravity gun.
Henya also somehow didn't realize she could carry one of those magnusson devices behind a car even though it was LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLAINED TO HER.
I get that chat is part of the problem because it takes attention away from the game they are playing with donations and constant chatting, trying to talk about whatever too but it's clearly not the case all the time. Worst parts are those where they really start chatting about something else while there's characters talking and cutscene playing. For example Shee vtuber playing Until Dawn, constant talking about her life while characters in game are talking and then she goes "so what i'm supposed to do now?" "what happened?".
Or Panko from Phase Connect. Constant talking while characters in GTA 5 are talking and then she starts even yelling to the fucking characters to shut the fuck up because she's talking to chat and then she also goes "so what i'm supposed to do" even though it was literally just explained.
Anonymous No.717736607
>>717732101 (OP)
do you want to explain why you're watching some random no view fat fetishist?
Anonymous No.717737631 >>717738412
>>717732101 (OP)
That's not a hot take, not anymore at least. Remember that saying, think of how dumb the average human is, and then think that half of the humans are dumber than that. Barely functioning retards like DSP are successful because of similar people feeling some form of connection watching him suffer in games designed for 7 year old kids.
Anonymous No.717737810 >>717738275
>>717732101 (OP)
DSP is based
Anonymous No.717738092 >>717738215
>>717733078
>makeup makes up most of her bodyweight
>not a single eyelash is real
>contacts for anime eyes
>pinkeye
>not a single eyebrow hair is real
>hyper low intelligence
Anonymous No.717738215
>>717738092
perfect stats for a whore
Anonymous No.717738275
>>717737810
The problem with DSP is that he never brings the same energy in person. There's no reason why that queer from Screwattack should dominate you in a conversation.
Anonymous No.717738412 >>717739257
>>717737631
> think of how dumb the average human is, and then think that half of the humans are dumber than that
Of course, the "everyone is dumb except me" midwit take. Newsflash. DSP is smarter than you.
Anonymous No.717738661
>>717732101 (OP)
People like DSP run this world. Games are tailored to them, not you.

Sucks to suck, op
Anonymous No.717739257
>>717738412
Nice try DSP
Anonymous No.717739303
>>717732371
Pig ugly whores with no tits