Thread 717734581

These three artworks are official, and spans 20 years. Her butt is big in every one of them. Nintendo will of course never talk about such a topic, but there's no denial that Samus's canonically has a big butt.

Do Metroid fans embrace this fact, or does it make them feel ashamed?

shut up

>>717734581 (OP)
Don't care.

>>717734581 (OP)
Horny people will love it, but if I'm being serious, Samus having a fat butt is incredibly out of character.

They give her a fat ass because:
A) Most gamers are Americans
B) They go for sex appeal for said Americans, rather than portraying Samus as fit

Kys sybb

>>717735440
>>717735512
>mentally ill Russian schizo
I read on /int/ that almost the entire Russia has been rangebanned by 4chan, but it seems they missed a few IP ranges.

>>717735204
Sex sells

I barely have any idea on who this guy is. Just a slav that posts asses?

>>717736065
a swed, actually. he's been making threads like this on various video game and bodybuilding forums for over 20 decades now.

>>717736065
>>717736093
>samefagging Russian schizo

>>717735204
>fit girls cant have round big firm shapely asses
not every big ass has to be like an american hogs retard

>>717736093
Seems relatively harmless compared to, like, every other character at the moment unless he identifies as anuskin or something.

>>717735672
>>717736149
There is no boogeyman sybb, everyone knows about your severe mental illness at this point because it has been 20 yesrs of this shit and none of them want you here, or anywhere else for that matter

>>717736458
Please rangeban this Russian schizo

>>717736508
>everyone who hates me and my shitty gimmick is the same boogeyman I made up in my head!
Please die already

>>717736276
You don't get an ass that big unless there's a lot of fat on it.

>everybody who doesn't like my ass spam is russian

nice cope ya got there, Niklas.

>>717736582
>has never been in a gym, ever

>>717736578
>>717736702
Problem with this Russian schizo is that he's online 24/7. This is his only purpose in life. If he was to be rangebanned, he would probably sign up for Putin's meat grinder in an attempt to kill himself.

>>717736881
>doesn't know what BBL and fake insta photos are

>>717735204
She is genetically optimized, apparently this means she has more cushion than a new couch, I don't make the rules.

>>717737661
Let's take a look at official canon.

In the manga, which is canon and part of the story that ties into the games, the Chozo infuse Samus with their DNA. This is explained to be ONLY for her to be able to withstand the atmosphere of various planets.

In Metroid Fusion, she's infused with Metroid DNA in order to get rid of the X parasite.

Nowhere in the entire lore does anything or anyone state that Samus's body is affected by Chozo DNA or Metroid DNA.

Sakamoto also has confirmed that Samus has immense mental strength, much higher than an ordinary human, and that's why she can use the Power Suit which was made by the Chozo. Sakamoto has also said that Samus has a beauty spot, and that it was his idea.

Her body is pure sex appeal and nothing else.

>>717736881
Neither have you. Imagine going to a forum full of faggy muscular men and asking them about video game girl asses like a pathetic cuck.

>>717734581 (OP)
Sydney Sweeney should play Samus in the Metroid movie.

Shut the fuck up Sybb. KYS

>>717734778
Why was House playing Metroid and why in the fuck was Atari sounds coming out of it?

>>717738320
Her ass is much smaller and firmer than Samus's

>>717738395
So was your moms when she raped your face with it.

>>717738320
No way

Samus is a big ball

Get a life you fucking subhuman.

>>717737809
Mental illness takes many forms

>>717734581 (OP)
>her ass sags a lot in the left image, but nothing in the middle image
>no one has pointed this out
People don't pay attention to detail anymore :-(

>>717734581 (OP)
Always has since Metroid 1

>Sybb gets called out
>He abandons his threads like a bitch because he can't handle the heat
Every single time.
>>717737235
>>717736112

>>717741723
Or maybe people have other things to do than replying to the mentally ill Russian schizo who is online 24/7

>Sybb is so mentally deranged that he's made up a pretend boogeyman to blame when every calls him out

You've been doing this for 20 years Sybb. Everyone knows who you are.

>>717741909
Imagine being gang stalked online. You can end it by killing yourself.

>>717742086
Join Putin's meat grinder, Sergei

>>717742148
Tell me schizoid swede. If Russia is rangebanned then how is he talking to you? Does he do what you do in /pol/ when you spread your autism there? Perhaps he could be in Malta?
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/347983847/

>>717742375
You're the autist here, Sergei.