>Turn 12
>tfw didn't get my acceptance letter

>>717743275 (OP)
THE FIRST TWO FILMS WERE GOATED BUT WHEN THE DIRECTOR CHANGED AND DUMBLEDORE ACTOR DIED THE MOVIES LOST ALL THEIR MAGIC

>>717743509
Azkaban is the best movie.
It all went down the toilet when they gave the IP to David Yates.

I played on many HPRP servers just for this experience; whether it was on Habbo Hotel, Garry's Mod, fan made games, and even some plain text forums. Still sad that we are not getting a Bully/Persona (no turn-based combat tho) like HP game and the best we're gonna get is Hogwarts Legacy 2

>>717743509
Based and correct anon

>Turn 12
>tfw did get my rejection letter

>>717743613
wrong. the actors playing the kids became too old to get away with the shitty acting by then. the last good hp was 2

OOORRY POOTTER!

>be 14 (years and years ago jannies)
>one of my sisters is turning 12
>she's obsessed with harry potter
>decide to prank her with an elaborate hogwarts acceptance letter
>even buy a candle and carve a potato for the seal
>dad catches me before I can deliver it and yells at me
Looking back it would have been funny for me but devastating for her.

FLIPENDO

>>717744618
That's cute. You should have made her one just as a birthday gift without trying to convince her it was real. She probably would have kept it for a long time if you put real effort into it.

>>717744618
>>dad catches me before I can deliver it and yells at me

>>717744618
your dad was a faggot

Why is the Harry Potter fanfiction community obessed with making harry and malfoy into a gay couple?

>>717746545
A big portion of the fanbase is composed of teenage girls, including women who are now in their 30s/40s but stuck in their teenage years mentally

Same reason why Malfoy and Hermione is also a popular coupling for these types

>>717746803
> it always karens

>>717743275 (OP)
That's cause you're a m******d

>>717746545
>anon figures out about fujos in 2026-1
Where have you been?

>>717746545

>>717745956
Nah the dad was in the right here it probably would have fucked her up long term

i remember getting a hedwig toy you hang from the ceiling and it had a little rolled up letter in its talons saying you were an honorary invite to hogwarts or something

>>717747396
explain this in retards terms

>>717743509
I agree

>>717743275 (OP)
my letter didn't show up til I turned thirty

>>717747892
no friend = sex crazed

>>717748049
Well, fuck. When am I getting mine then? What's the next milestone?

>>717743275 (OP)
You don't get acceptance letters on your birthday, harry did, but it was just a coincidence, he was recieving them for a while but Vernon was stealing them from him.

>>717747892
People who think that friends are actually partners are people who don't have any friends (and therefore no bitches either)

>>717743275 (OP)
>ur a nigger, Harry

>>717746545
A ton of them are spinster-style women who are as mentally ill as incel-style men.

These women will genuinely reject and attack ships like Harry/Hermione (which JK Rowling directly said would have been the best ship together and she separated them purely out of wanting to make a fanfic ending based on her real life ex who's just like Ron), and then they'll make the most retarded ships ever between characters that despise each other to their very cores

>>717749348
I just finished reading one where albus potter becomes a dark wizard and basically half of the weasley family ends up dead either at his hand or indirectly because of him, including killing his own mother lmao
is unhinged hatred of the weasleys also a common thing in the fanfic scene?

>>717746545
Traditional English boarding school education is gender-segregated. As a result, it's incredibly homosexual. An average upper middle class of high class Englishman gets homosexual experience before he gets heteroexual one.
Harry Potter books display an unrealistic picture of an English boarding school. If it was realistic, perhaps they would have been a gay couple.
On a side note, now you also know where exactly the powerful homosexual lobby among western elite comes from. If you would ban closed boarding schools, the world will become significantly less gay in general.

>>717744618
Ye wasted a perfectly good 'tater, boyo!

>>717743613
Even as a kid i immediately knew something was off with Poisoner of Azkaban. Overrated dogshit, Movie was ass.

>>717747892
Remember Frodo and Sam? If you ever thought they are gay you never had a friend.

>>717751115
never did
thought they were just good honest bros

>>717750638
Not the Weasleys as a whole, but they definitely play up Ron's negative traits and turn him evil a lot. On the other hand, Malfoy is usually a precious little angel who just needed love and affection.

>>717743275 (OP)
cholibka

>>717743509
>>717744326
>>717751032
yes yes very cool anons HOWEVER
https://youtu.be/osTcYcYmf0o?list=RDosTcYcYmf0o

>>717743806
You probably won't see this (3 hour old post) but have do you remember `H`ogwarts? I used to RP there ALL the time when the Merge happened in 2011. (I originally played on Aussie servers, we didn't have `H` on Aussie servers.) I was pretty known in the `H` community way back then. Now one of my old friends from there is a community ambassador for Habbo Hotel. Crazy how time flies.

>>717752275
this anon gets it

>>717750638
Ron hate iirc rightfully started when "Harmony" (Harry/Hermione) shippers pointed out that Hermione and Ron would be a fucking awful couple because they disagree on basically everything and would probably end up beating each other in less than a week. But then after Harmony retreated to its own little communities, Dracotroons and the like basically used the existing hate of Ron and sometimes of Ginny and blew it up to eleven because it allowed Draco and other evil characters to get away unscathed. This eventually grew to portraying the whole Weasley family as pure evil

Note that Weasley bashing is not the only "honored" tradition in these circles. You also have Dumbledore basing (where Dumbledore is either a complete moron who has no clue how things work or a massive asshole doing things for "the Greater Good(TM)", AKA what benefits him), Hermione bashing (where Hermione is a massive nerd emoji bitch who actually doesn't give a shit about anyone and is an arrogant twit) and similar awful takes

>>717744618
>she's obsessed with harry potter
That's why you don't fiddle with witchcraft and especially expose children to it.
https://youtu.be/mXDcC3vzVbw

>>717753490
Everyones perception of Hermione comes from the movies which took away 3/4 of Rons quotes and character moments to prop her up. Hes actually the smartest when it comes to common sense, logic and planning. Hermione is just storing knowledge. Like the Devils Snare being weak to fire. Hermione was panicking and Ron tells her to remember that shes a witch who can conjure fire. Or Hermione being ignorant of what mudblood is. They compliment each other well for this reason alone.

https://youtu.be/t95aLo7R1NM

>>717755218
Nah even in the book they don't work together. They're great foils as characters and yes Ron got very bastardized in the films but as JK Rowling admitted, Romione is just her daydream about her ex still being with her and Harry would have been better for him. Ron should have ended with Parvati and Ginny with Neville or something idk

DEH!

>>717755334
I recently read something about this guy being a plagiarist or something

>>717755450
Contrary to what this idyllically autistic board thinks, opposites attract. And opposites will often bump heads leading to greater insight or viewpoints. Having someone to affirm or validate you 24/7 is boring. Believe me if people had to share personalities and interests you would not exist.

>>717755832
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rAzjEDIyEI

>>717744326
>>717751032
retards

>>717752880
Yeah dude, `H`ogwarts my longest HPRP experience. For a 6 month time period back in 2010/2011 Habbo Hotel ruled my life, I even used to get irl friends to sign up for it, I still remember teaching them how to roll the dice at the gate to choose their house.

I mainly dicked around, either exploring or chatting with randoms in many rooms of `H`, sometimes helping newcomers about setting up their character at the other side of the gate, but I remember actually signing up for their forum and doing homework for the classes when I wouldn't do it for my actual school. I made it to the year 6 by passing enough classes, but I never played Quidditch or engaged with the community that much.

>>717743275 (OP)
What could've been done to save this franchise from becoming the tryhard "adult" garbage that both suburban moms and tumblrinas of old ate up? Was it inevitable in the first place?
Even as a kid, I knew by the fourth book that it was getting stupid and trying too hard to take itself seriously. I didn't even touch the later video game adaptations because they looked just as boring and gray as the movies they were based off.

>>717755904
Step in front of a truck of peace, hbomberfag.

>>717754880
Any other videos similar to this one? I really want a better perspective on the Satanic Panic perspective of Christians since it's all been one-dimensional atheist mockery since then and Christians haven't really been able to fight back. Thanks anon

>>717757517
Yeah, there's a few more videos like it. It's on a place called Twitter, where there are many LARPing faggots just like you.

>>717757586
>Wanting to hear other people's opinions on something is LARPing
Fuck off retard

>>717757379
hbomber is a complete retard and a tranny supporter but his last 2 videos were fucking kino

>>717757690
Keep fighting the good fight Christianbro. You will be able to convert this entire site to house your trad brown Christfrens one day.

>>717757897
Not a Christian retard. Wanting to hear other people's perspectives on things doesn't make me one

I've read fucking Esoteric Hitlerist texts (most retarded thing on the planet) so don't act like you have any clue what I believe and what I don't

>>717757379
I don't even know what that is lad

>>717747664
nah the dad is a faggot. It wouldve been one of these stories you look back at fondly

>>717757517
Christian Video Vault is a good place. They are the ones who uploaded the Harry Potter one.

>>717757517
>Christians haven't really been able to fight back.

>>717757517
>Thanks anon
You're welcome. I recommend you watch this one first.
https://youtu.be/OhkIp4yeqhI

>>717757140

Blonde Slytherin women owe me sex

>>717743275 (OP)
lol, you're a muggle.

>>717743275 (OP)
>Turn 12
>Parents divorce

>>717757517
Sorry for the mass replies, writing on the fly as they say. For video games here is an interesting blog, since we are on a /v/ after all.
https://videogamesandthebible.com/biblical-articles/

>>717743509
WHY ARE WE YELLING

>>717759295
Hmm I don't exactly understand something. If asian martial arts are evil because of their obvious correlation to asian mysticism (which is logical from a Christian perspective), what would Christians be allowed to practice for self-defense against actual physical attacks instead of spiritual ones? Boxing?

>>717761085
>what would Christians be allowed to practice for self-defense against actual physical attacks instead of spiritual ones? Boxing?
>>717759019

>>717761085

>73 posts
>no one pointing out how first years are 11, not 12
????

>>717761724
Reason: The intent of the op is clear, and the details are not important.

>>717744618
It could have been a sweet gift if you werent so mean as a kid

you need to stop talking about harry potter
all you're doing is supporting a TERF, and every cent you give her is being spent on UK courts to literally erase trans rights
supporting harry potter is essentially funding genocide

>>717747664
If a 12 year old would be traumatized by receiving a fake acceptance letter to Hogwarts, then she deserves it.
Stop raising deadends.

>>717743509
TRVKE PoA was pretty good as well just because of sirius

>>717765716
i know its bait but,
i dont care

>>717746545
and who the FUCK is Daphne Greengrass??

>>717765716
ok. looks like im buying more of her books to donate them to libraries and write it of my taxes.
thanks for the tip anon

>>717744618
My sisters did this to me. I wasnt a big fan but it was still nice because all the effort they put in it.

>>717765769
Especially cause at 12 you should be mature and smart enough to at least know HP is not real and the letter is fake lol

>>717743509
Don't forget also that they canned John Williams after the third.

>>717743509
correct

>>717766857
there is a website listing all the streamers who played that wizard game so they can be targeted for cancelling and harassment
you better think twice before supporting TERFs, it has consequences

>faintly remember reading the hp books as a kid
>i got a craving to read the best book again
>the half blood prince
>order a used book on amazon
>it was better than expected
now i'm reading name of the wind and thinking of trying eragon next

>>717767390
oh no some fags on twitter will write angry posts about me that no one will remember by next week :(

>>717767425
You might like Sanderson just don't expect great or even good prose

>>717743613
This. Azkaban was SOVL, the later ones were pretty soulless.

>>717765716
And she's winning btw.

>>717743509
Stop calling things goatsed

>>717765716
Awful falseflag. She's still a raging feminazi and libtard on board with every leftoid ideology, including anti-white racism. She's just too dumb to understand that you can't separate trannyism from feminazism because the former is a direct consequence of the latter.

>>717767643
all the movies cast is against her transphobia, and even the new show cast is already calling out her hatred

>>717743509
>>717744326

>>717767806
And she keeps making millions and not needing to give a shit. So she's winning.

>>717767453
>>717767390
>>717766857
>>717765716
>>717767643
>>717767806
Why do people fall for people obviously pretending to be leftist faggots? Is it done only to get mad about something?

>>717743275 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exp-FaV1Lpg

>>717767528
have tried one or two of his fantasy novels and got bored really quick
but his superhero novels were surprisingly okay

>>717767792
This. I don't really understand the massive wave of faggots sucking her tits just because she hates trannies. She violently hates men as well. Trying to do this "duh enemy of my enemy is muh fwend" bullshit is retarded.

>>717758064
>I've read fucking Esoteric Hitlerist texts (most retarded thing on the planet) so don't act like you have any clue what I believe and what I don't
But have you read the preserved word of God?
https://www.holybooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/The-Holy-Bible-King-James-Version.pdf

>>717768097
https://kjvcode.com/

>>717768097
Get a fucking hobby that isn't trying to evangelize people on 4chan.

>>717743509
No 1st one was goated, 2 was ass.

>>717767425
Check out Guardians of Ga'hoole sometime, underrated and downright schizophrenic feeling, especially later on. The Pure Ones do the nazi schtick way better than the Death Eaters do, imo

>>717768161

>>717768172
>Get a fucking hobby that isn't trying to evangelize people on 4chan.
Don't see any problem with it.

>>717768229

>>717767792
>on board with every leftoid ideology
She's a pro-Israel zionist