Thread 717746430

Why is it the best Zelda game?
I really want to replay it.
I wish there was a full remake.

It's garbage

Sauce me nigga

Why is TP so post-apocalyptic?
Everything is ruins

Imagine plapping Midna with your bros
https://files.catbox.moe/6fqbmy.mp4

>>717746430 (OP)
Remakes are for normalfags.

Luv midna

>>717747126
DP and above just isn't all that interesting to me, frankly. It starts getting too busy and there's nothing to focus on, it's just kind of a mess.

>>717747126
>>717747208
Alright this thread has been derailed.

>>717747126
>/v/ meet up after anon was cursed to become Midna (Human cum extends the curse)

>>717746506
Reverse image search, dumbass.

>>717747126
>Great bonding between bros

I will admitI am sexually attracted to midna

>>717748068
Why?

>>717748217
I mean... short + huge butt, same as everyone I assume

>>717747126
I want to be her

>>717746430 (OP)
>gaping and farting on multiple massive black cocks

>Empty world
>Useless items
>Useless sword techniques
>No magic meter
>No minigames or sidequests
It's shit

>>717748217
>>717748331
For me it's more her wide hips and ultra-expressive face.

>>717746484
fpbp

>>717748405
>>717748508
Retard

>>717748450
See: >>717747650

>>717747349
Nah that's just a particularly mid animation

>>717749075
I didn't even watch it, I just closed the tab when I saw it was multiple penetration. The thing I was saying is a universal problem for me.

>>717747126
Me in her ass

>>717749356
but it's greasy and sloppy in there and that's where she shits

>>717749426
Girls don't poop

>>717749426
She's got magic, not a problem.

>>717747349
>>717749208
im straight but i cant cum unless theres at least 3+ cocks on 1 girl

>>717747208
I love big blue asses

"Midna" more like "mid-nah"
https://files.catbox.moe/37s2uf.mp4

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE HD REMAKES OF TP AND WW FOR FUCKING SWITCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>717750241
>he wants to pay 70 bucks for a possibly scuffed remake
Just emulate.

I want to marry and impregnate this twili

>>717750375
Yes, and if you complete WW HD, you can get a choice between Medli or Tetra as a companion ghost in TP HD who will commentate on every TP moment if you talk to them. Same if you completed TP HD and choose between Midna or the bug girl for WW HD.

How would you feel if Midna bullied you for prejacing from the sight of her ass?

>>717746430 (OP)
Story wise? Probably because it involves the non-characters of the recurring cast the least.
Ganon only shows up to steal the final boss slot.
Zelda dies halfway through, right after she's introduced.
Link has an actual backstory and ancillary characters he cares about.

Gameplay wise... not sure I'd put it at best, but its far from worst.

>actually enjoy a video game
>all discussion is overtaken by porn
you people deserve eachother. enjoy your garbage thread.

literally me
https://files.catbox.moe/llwiqb.mp4

>>717751236
Cry more

>>717751240
That's not how canine penis works ffs.

>>717751067
tell her i'm zincmaxxing and that i'll do it again after i have a drink of water and a snack

Reminder that Midna is for anal only

>>717751396
How do you drink a snack?

>>717751342
>mfw i have itchy asshole

>>717751528
should've used an oxford comma
drink of water, and a snack

>>717751348
thanks dr dolittle

>mfw I was there to see nerdy girls make „Link x Midna“ AMV cringe vids at release
>15 years later it’s still „Link x Midna“, but beastiality porn

We‘ve gone full circle

>>717751779
Shit my neighbour was that girl.

>>717751497
midnass...
https://files.catbox.moe/25cmuc.mp4

so when does the faggy erp start

>>717752018
See >>717751867

>>717752018
starts when you get on your knees and suck my cock that got hard to midna

>>717752018
Already started. These threads are just too gay now. Can't appreciate Midna butt without cocks.

>>717746430 (OP)
Serious question: why do the girls in these pictures say these retarded things?

>>717751867
>nuts and male ass taking more than half the real estate
who the FUCK would want to watch this? learn how to film you absolute buffoon

>>717752250
It's usually the result of someone commissioning a piece that doesn't know how to write natural dialogue.

I couldn't cum up with any sexy comment regarding Midna

>>717752250
>>717752325
Porn is about absurdity and exaggeration.

>>717752480
As any good satire should be

>>717752480
porn is about whatever you like jacking to. some people like realism, some like exaggeration. only one thing is certain: these threads lately have been turning into faggy erp that should've been posted to >>>/trash/

>>717752480
Not necessarily, I find characters acting too far OOC to be a big turnoff. Porn with dialogue that actually fits the character and feels realistic is what really gets me going.

>>717750590
Unfortunately, she's for Link

Why is jerking off with other anons so much better than jerking off alone?

>>717746948
Termina was real and the moon fell.

Someone post the horse shit one.

>>717751342
catbox more anal please
>>717751779
yeah i guess. still fuck femboy wolf link thanks to that shad pic