Thread 717748708

Guys, I think I'm at the objective!

OH FUCK IT'S EVERYWHERE

why does he "think"? they make objectives very obvious in video games.

>>717748708 (OP)
>4th
>no grape soda
Immersion ruined.

>none of them are looking at their monitors
Lol

>>717748708 (OP)
idgi

Guys, I think

>>717748708 (OP)
>someone actually on the objective
not real. fake gamers made this.

were lol / webcomic threads ever good or did they always suck

>>717749162
you like Thing? Brand likes thing!

>>717749185
Nice!

>>717749185
>this was considered revolutionary philosophy in 17th century france

>>717749185
We're!

>>717749185
We're!

>>717749185
He invented calculus

LOL

>>717749368
Post the original, waterhater

>>717749345
You forgot the part where someone says "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!" in the middle of the speech bubble

>>717749185
Are you even real?

>>717749368
why would you go up a hill for water? why not just get it from the stream at the bottom of the hill?

>>717748708 (OP)
>>717749185
I fucking love that edit

>>717749185
I don't get it

>>717749432
If I weren't, how would you even know?

We're on B you idiot

>>717749527
Rene Descartes
famous for two historically significant philosohpical quotes
"I think therefore I am" and "Give her the dick"

Heheh

>>717749574
>he doesn't know it was a lapras

god if only games where designed with the objective being obscured now a day they put an arrow above it yellow paint all around it giant neons signs and somehow people are still confused

>>717749668
>WOLFPUSSY WOLFPUSSY WOLFPUSSY

>>717748708 (OP)
>posting that picture
Now post the OTHER ones. It is only fair.

>>717749537
This is making me think

>>717748708 (OP)
since when do gamers look like this

>>717749527
this guy isn't

>>717749731
more real

>>717749852
i dont know about the rest but the white chick in the second panel is a spitting image of dodger from back in the day

>>717749852
the one on the right? last 10 years or so

>>717749823
what this comic misses is that the kid hates his fictional cheating whore wife just as much

last one in my folder

>>717749368
unironically what's a pail?

>>717749976
old-fashioned word for a bucket

>>717749968
what happened to the bvll??

>>717749668
wow, this family has two tvs

>>717750023
the artists decided to dye him white for some reason

>>717750023
huh, dunno. Guess he was white-washed

>>717750025
that's a bucket

>>717750113
dear god....

So? What's the difference? You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions.

>>717750206
Maya shut up it's a fucking stepladder.

>>717750315
boy did they hate it when they figured out what the blob fish really was

>>717750315
I like the one where she's raped brutally.

>>717750362
is it his penis that he cut off?

>>717749162
iirc the tweet gave the context that the first guy was a fucking noob and the rest were being supportive. Still the scene feels artificially, corporately positive and #howyourdoingfellowgamers-ly.

>>717750206
maya feet maya feet maya feet maya feet maya feet

Post the sex edit

>>717750443
give character design to /trash/

>>717750548
has been posted
in fact we had two of them

>>717750691
yeah shoulda read the thread first. tnx anon

>>717750438
No, it's the fact that the meme blobfish is just a corpse of a fish that died brutally due to changing pressures after being reeled up from the deep. They don't look like that while alive.

>>717749968
>white

>>717750836
Oh. But everyone knows that.
I assumed you meant it had some deranged psychological meaning to the author.

>>717749968
me under the spic's table sucking his cock

>>717749031
Do you really think the marketing whore who made this played video games, let alone "modern"(at the time) online multiplayer games.

>>717749968
me in the middle

>>717750443
>character design by /fit/
>programming by /sci/
>soundtrack by /pw/
>story by /pol/
>game design by /v/
>art by /tv/
Aryancel Chudcore Return to Hyperborea simulator 2028 let's do it

>>717751740
>programming by /sci/
enjoy your 2fps perlscript

>>717751772
I think you meant Haskell.

>>717749968
>and then they all became animals

anyone have the "I'd burry myself alive in that ass" one?

>>717752016
They're all chickens.
The rooster has sex with all of them.

>>717749968
Last i recall, the first bit is right, the second bit is the guy hanging himself, and the third bit was bull getting a blowjob from cat-ears.
Times change i guess. Or the artists.

>>717748708 (OP)
literally what game are they playing

>>717752443
nethack

>>717752443
The gayest game imaginable
Overwatch 2

>>717752443
Any of the crap that was around when that "comic" came out. I think it was CSGO or WoW or DotA or LoL.

>>717749185
If he watched rats intently he'd have a different opinion of animals just saying

rubbing my boyclitty to this thread

>>717749185
is this the oldest reported use of pronouns?

>>717749465
The water cycle is a lie so you won't uncover the secret of big water hills corporations

>>717749968
post the unedited version, it's more real

>>717750023
Turned white the minute he became a faggot.

>>717752443
Super Mario 64 multiplayer mod

>>717748708 (OP)
Why do they turn their heads to acknowledge them? Are they all in the same room? Then why are the rooms the same colors? Are they all in a video call while gaming? That just seems distracting.

Does anyone have the typical eu multiplayer experience?

>>717751358
>>717750972

>>717749968
>>717750023
>>717750548
>>717750062
The artist did not, the edit was edited.

>>717749368
Arguably Pokemon could be used to fetch the water for you so the kid has the right idea logically.

>>717749968
Where is the BBC?

>>717754253
here >>717753721

>>717748708 (OP)
What's the yellow coke.

>>717754564
the abomination known as diet caffeine-free

>>717754564
good catch
judging from the logo that's Coca-Cola Life, which is made with cane sugar and stevia
Life's normal label color is green, don't know why it's shifted yellow unless its metallic shifts that way at that angle

>>717748708 (OP)
kaboom mtf

>>717749185
We're
! ! !

>>717754564
>they gave the black guy vanilla coke
kek

>>717752936
>Then why are the rooms the same colors?
Bro...

>>717754948
i don't get it

>>717749802
nice

>>717755161
Blue was in the bullet
but since the uniforms suggest it's a Voltron reference, blue should be piloting the red robot

>>717753721
Now I can relate to this

>>717750058
In the same room facing each other, no less

>>717748708 (OP)
>I think I'm at the objective
Are you or aren't you? Infact, how can't you tell for sure?

>>717751360
It’s like it’s written by someone who’s never had friends or spoke to anyone in a non-forced positive HR setting

>>717752936
don't think, just do the coke

>>717749668
That's why kids who play healer are based.

>>717749185
Give her the dick

>>717749968
Wait a minute, I looked like this

>>717754948
funi

>>717749140
It's even double retarded when you realize that all of them aren't in in the same room as anyone else. Like, what the fuck are these people even looking at to distract them from the monitor, the fucking wall? Their closet?

>>717749185
Fuck, a little slice of the old internet

god this is over 10 years old

you may not like it but this is who modern AAA games are made for

>>717759263
Time only seems to accelerate as you age. Going from a kid to 20 seemed like it took an eternity. Going from 20 to 30 felt just about right. Then you blink and you're closing in on 40.

Here is an example of how
>talking with my normie friend who likes action anime earlier this year
>Suggest TTGL
>"I don't want to watch something that old"
>I start to say it's not that old it just came out a few years ago, Only to realize it's been 18 years mid sentence

>>717759237
>3 years ago
That ain't old.

Does anyone have the doki doing girls niggerfied

>>717749668
Wow that kid sure hates malls

>>717759929
Anon...

>>717759237
I wonder if this coomer ever realized he became somewhat of a meme?

>>717748708 (OP)
Imagine playing in a group and drinking sodas.

>>717753721
>up for 2 hours
janny doesn’t give a fuck lmao

>>717748795
One of my favourites.

>>717748708 (OP)
i made an edit of this shit over a decade ago and i can't remember what the fuck it was about so have this one i just sharted out

>>717750836
>after being reeled up from the deep
How did they do it?

>>717761860
They actually come up sometimes but they need to do it slowly.

>>717761946
Like human divers with the decompression stuff.

>>717749574
i lost

>>717748708 (OP)
what drives people to make comics like this, about a group of people they clearly do not understand at all?

>>717749031
>why does he "think"?
He is!

>>717763048
Money and unqualified women in management.

>>717763048
a paycheck

>>717763048
This was literally part of a coca cola ad campaign

Need a mistery gender, vaguely ethnic gf(?) now

>>717749527
>t.american
You don't exist bro.

>>717749968
>slicked back red hair
I simply cum all over it.

>>717764510
Now that's a good fucking joke

>>717748708 (OP)
God how unsufferable of a pic

>>717749968
need super cute asian twink bf

>>717763015
Should be "I already have a WiFi box... We sparr every tuesday."

>>717750315
Post the edit coward

>>717764510
I thought Wi-Fi was pronounced "wee-fee"

>>717748708 (OP)
For some reason I have the urge to drink pepsi

>>717749968
Absolutely based

>>717749968
Fucking hell

>>717749185
We are unstoppable!

>>717767530
NO HANDS

>>717749108
leave it to faggot OP to post the edited version.

>>717751740
>game design by /v/
Ah, so a gacha game where its really really hard but theres an EZ baby mode that doesnt show up on results screens.

>>717767625
AYO WHERE DA FUCK MY LIL CHEETUS NIGGA AT

>>717754948
>chinese guy visibly upset due to being loaded in next
Never noticed that lol

>>717767945
Only cursed original images on this thread, Anon.

>>717767841
>>717748708 (OP)

>>717748708 (OP)
IT'S YELLOW PAINTED, GLOWING WAYPOINT POINTING TOWARDS IT, IT EVEN SAYS IT ON YOUR FUCKING HUD AND YOU THINK THIIIIIIIIINKKK YOU'RE THE MOTHERFUKCING OBJECTIVE? THIS IS WHY YOUR GIRLFRIEND GETS FUCKED BY ALL OF YOUR COWORKERS BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY ARE AT THE OBJECTIVE BUT YOU CAN'T FIND JACKSHIT EVEN WITH GPS.

>>717763872
I still don't know what big baps are

>>717752016
This is literally my post wtf
Nobody posts the rabbit anymore so I can't spam it

>>717767625
I feel betrayed.

>>717749368
Pokemon go caused a particular brand of bizarre insanity

>>717749453
Still the best edit

>>717761590
I've been looking for this image forever, thank you.

Le mayo

>>717768516
what a coincidence!
who would lie on the internet?

what do you mean by "it"?

>>717748708 (OP)
every time i see the redhead in flannel i wonder why there isn't a new vegas edit

>>717769708
"Rabbit dick in my ass" was the original ritual post that lead to that reply
I use it whenever the rabbit appears

>>717769676
Now that I think about it, I've never in my life seen that many people in a Gamestop at once.

>>717769819
>people
Cheese isn't people.

>>717769957
That's racist. You're racist.

>>717769676
imagine how fucking fat and ugly the woman who drew this must be irl

>>717768870
What is the dude in the window thinking?

>>717759836
Depends on how busy you are. 20 to 28 was a blur since I spent 12+ hours a day working, 29 to 32 has been a slow and comfortable.

>>717761606
fuckung incredible

>>717749185
i thought you dicked

>>717767625
I've only ever seen the britney one that I didn't even know dude wipes her snail trail on her like that.

>>717770187
>he doesn't know

>>717752443
TF2, on TC_Hydro.
He's not at the objective. None of them are at the objective

>>717770198
>I just want to go to the store...

>>717771178
>dude
Since when do dudes wear frilly pink lingerie?

>>717772878
we're on /v/, home of bridget and that one long haired irish dude or whatever, aren't we?

>>717749140
>only the guy in blue actually has is hands on the keyboard like he's playing
>his keyboard is fucking upside down

>>717773085
It just has a weird ass key layout. You can see the spacebar near his thumb like it would be normally.

>>717772981
Yeah... yeah...

>>717760936
Another amusing thought would be, if Descartes would feel insulted, bemused or baffled, that a revival of interest in him and his work was started by someone using his portrait alongside a slew of crass comments. This meme had probably led towards thousands discovering an interest in the man and his work.

>>717773215
Compared with pic related.

>>717749802
Still my favorite one

>>717753721
>recognized the artist I haven't looked at in years before seeing the tag
yeah I'm too fucking far gone

>>717749802
me in the middle

>>717751358
Me on the left.

>>717751358
me on the right

>>717775984
Giving or taking?

>>717776151
either one

>>717770187
some days i don't mind spoonfeeding a retarded zoomer. here lad
>https://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Gamer_Chicks

kek. good thread

>>717777777
Because I want to know.

>>717777835
anon... watashi...

>>717777835
There's no repeating digits aside from 0's on /v/ so that post doesn't exist

>>717778117
Ah, fuck.
Clearly I don't browse /v/ enough.
Probably a good thing.

>>717749368
I still don't get the point of this comic. Yeah the kid likes his Pokemon, so what? Is this some sort of "new thing bad" thing?

>>717779430
It's a boomer comic it's literally one of two things
>Me kill wife wife bad
>Father my book doesn't play when I tap the cover

>>717767625
got me