Thread 717751584

This game is gonna suck and anyone who says otherwise is coping
It’s gonna suck so bad that there won’t even be a nuclear meltdown over it, just pissed people and then forgetting about the game

perchance. either the trailers just suck or it really is just a very safe retread of the original Prime
>Samus can make circles to solve puzzles, scan cargo crates, and uhhhh move square pegs into square holes.. please get excited

>>717752048
I will be okay if it’s a safe retread if it takes at least 18 hours to complete and is still a good game
I feel like this game will be 10 hours long at MOST and feel extremely underwhelming

>>717751584 (OP)
It's still the most exciting thing I have to look forward to on Switch 2 at the moment. Bananza looks hideous, and I have a sinking feeling ZA'll go harder in the direction that Arceus didn't go, overshoot the balance of content, and suck as a result.

>>717751584 (OP)
it's going to be very good and brownoids like you will seethe about it for years, like every major nintendo exclusive of the past decade

>>717751584 (OP)
PSYCHIC
ABILITIES

>>717752265
Funny of you to assume brown people and non-Nintendo fans care about this game at all, let alone Metroid.

>>717751584 (OP)
All the Prime series sucks. How's that a prediction?

>>717755697
>faggot

>>717755804
t. faggot who don't know when to greentext

>>717755885
ok here faggot, happy?

>>717755885
Ironic

>>717751584 (OP)
They’ve been making her suit look more female, with this game being the most exaggerated. They’re leaning into girlboss Samus.

>>717755885
who doesn't*

>>717752254
DK haters are mentally retarded

>>717751584 (OP)
>it's gonna suck
how?

>>717758042
Too much dialogue like Prime 3.

>>717757889
Sell me on Bananza.

>>717760084
OO BANANA