Thread 717752115

>tattoo
Dropped

I literally dumped Karlach for her.

>paladin of lolth
kek

I never engaged with the romance sidequest.

>Thanks for the blowjob, drow.
>*breaks her neck mid-cuddle*

>>717752267
>paladins of vengeance are champions of justice that smite evil on sight and have no mercy towards it
>the evil drow is somehow one
This game is so retarded

>>717752267
Wouldn't she be an antipaladin? I thought evil gods can't have proper paladins.

Minty sexy

>can fuck a bear
>can't have a happy polygamous relationship with Shadowheart, Karlach, Lae'zel, and Minthara

>>717752670
This would be based. Mod for poly exist but tho

>>717752670
>larian promotes polyamory before the game releases
>as it turns out you can only share with Halsin
>and the only girl that's willing to do it is Shadowheart, who shares writer with Halsin
>can't have FFM threesomes

Oh look, the BG3 normalfags still come here even though they clash hard with chan culture and have normie spaces where they can actually be comfortable, like Twitter or Reddit.
Fuck off.

>>717753385
Will with muzora would be good experience as mff

>>717752517
Why not? Lawful Good is no longer a requirment for a paladin only oaths matter, swear an oath to kill as many orphans as possible and you're golden.

>>717752115 (OP)
>can't impregnate
waste of time. might as well aim for sex qualities instead like this absolute whore pic related

>>717753642
>only oaths matter
Meanwhile Minthara's oath

Fight the Greater Evil. Exerting your wisdom, identify the higher morality in any given instance, and fight for it.

No Mercy for the Wicked. Chasten those who dole out their villainy by wiping their blight from the world forever.

>>717752115 (OP)
is there a mod to unmanface and unmanvoice her?

>>717752115 (OP)
>do a new campaign and try to romance someone else instead of blue woman
>as soon as she comes into the party in act 2 i instantly go for blue woman again
i cant help myself

>>717754019
https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/2652?tab=description
There are many face mods, look up those yourself

>>717753782
Wouldn't that be the greater evil against Menzo?

>>717752115 (OP)
>You said we were gonna be together forever
i said that to lae'zel though

>>717754270
evil isnt a PoV thing in this setting
Drow are evil, they know it, and it makes their nipples hard

>>717754201
holy shit, maybe i'll give the game another chance. i didn't make it much further than finding the lava forge. the female narrator was also annoying as fuck.

>>717754137
She is grey woman with male voice

>>717754369
It is fucking retarded then.

>>717754442
she is a shade of blue woman with a the voice of a 40 pack a day woman

>>717754458
It is but it isnt? It makes sense if you see where Larian is coming from, but once you do its hard not to think theyre retarded.
They chaged how paladins work in the forgotten realms universe to reflect the changes to the game mechanics of D&D. My guess is they didnt want to double down on clerics because they just had to have their catty 2faced bitch rape victim cleric, so they just made her a paladin.

Do you use tadpoles? They seems to be free to use and no consequences at all but only visually disgusting faces.
Shart with it look cool tho

>>717754961
Theyre OP, just thr basic ones that dont change the look. I normally just pick one person to tadpolemax with the astral because the displacer beast is tons of fucking fun to use.

>>717755101
Should it be mc? I heard some DC based on them right?

>>717753678
>adventurers
>having time to impregnate and settle down
not practical, she'd just dump the baby on the first cave she finds, if not outright kill it because >drow
>b-but aerie
she should be dead from childbirth and you know it
>6 con
>109 years and 11 months and 30 days and 23 hours and 59 minutes old

I never talked to her once and killed her for xp because of her dyke voice and man face

>>717752242
Ya me too. I gkt arachnophobia and i would literaly eat the apiders right out of her ass

>>717754418
There are mods to make the narrator male too, although not on the nexus

>>717755923
>not on the nexus
Why not?

>>717752115 (OP)
who is this dude?

>>717756120
For the same reason why you can't have raceswap mods

>>717755763
Property of the wizard
Gale magic tattoo

>larian decided to cut off marrying shadowheart
WHY

>>717757025
Too based and straight pill'd
Non straight tav would be angry

>>717757025
Same reason why we can't impregnate Minthara, they went full retard.

>>717754814
I do dislike the rigidness of the classes in DnD. I don't want to be a religious zealot all about balance, I chose the class because I want to punch shit really hard.

>>717752115 (OP)
I like how aggressively she comes onto you later in the game. I dated Gale, and then Minthara hit me with "well, now you can have me instead", putting the poor wizard right onto cuckstool. She is bad, and I want her to corrupt me.

>>717752115 (OP)
>>717757025
>since his potion was ineffective Omeluum offers you the Ring of Mind-Shielding
>claims it's priceless and has the unique effect of blocking both the tadpole's positive and negative effects
>mfw it's just a Rare item worth of 70GP that gives you Advantage on Charm Saving Throws
>mfw it was what you expect during the EA phase but they canned it w/o changing the dialogue tree
The more I play the more of these negligences pop up. It seems BG3 during EA was an remarkably different game.

>>717756120
During the Spiderman debacle they allowed mods that turn all flag into the tranny one but but banned the mods who do the same with the official flag of the United States. Do I need to say more?

>>717754137
>>717754585
Sounds like you have a type

>>717755763
/v/ will cure you of arachnophobia

>>717754961
>Do you use tadpoles?
Not a single. I plan to go full retard with them during my upcoming Durge run though.

>They seems to be free to use and no consequences at all
Role-playing game, amirite? What a fucking joke!

>>717762384
>Role-playing game, amirite? What a fucking joke!
Yup yup, Larian said this after making the tadpole a consequence free mechanic

>>717752115 (OP)
I was so turned on by her because she looked exactly like a coworker I had at the time

>>717761710
im a lover of blue women, the best being liara

>>717752115 (OP)
>Recruiting a drow
>Not tricking her into standing on the bridge and sending her back to the Underdark the express way

>>717752115 (OP)
Ugly old tranny looking elf? Why? They're supposed to be eternally youthful and live for millennia. There's no reason other than wokeness. You can tell how disgusting the game is, and how disgusting the devs and their philosophy are at a glance just from looking at OP.

>>717752351
Been barking up this three since 2023. Makes no fucking sense for this bitch to be a Paladin. At all. Should have been a rogue.
>b-but Astarion
Blow me, we have two Druids, and I'm not a faggot who plays as a female Tav/Dyrge who goes for the Twilight romances.

>>717752115 (OP)
I could never forget about you

>>717753782
>can literally break your oath multiple TIMES throughout the campaign as a Dyrge via your "Urges," which are literally OUTSIDE OF YOUR CONTROL.
>can even break your urge for simply killing the Goblins in Moonrise Towers (the same goblins who have already ransacked, maimed, and murdered multiple villages and inns already)
>Minthara can literally get away with all of this only on a grander scale and for much longer whilst being the damn leader of the whole operation, and even admitting to wanting to take control of the Absolute afterward and purging anyone who isn't part of her "perfect world."
>Erm, I see nothing wrong with this. Oath not broken. tee hee. -Aoo, lmao

>>717760181
I had that ring equipped the whole time thinking it would do something, I went into the third act wondering what the fuck was the point. I hate when games make you feel a sense of urgency with the main plot but the best thing to do is take your time.

>>717757025
Shadowheart can still marry Wyll in his ending though. Shit is so fucking woke. You can fix this by installing the Really Shadowheart mod though.

>>717763063
Did she smell like cigarettes and mint-flavored chewing gum?

>>717754278
disgusting

>>717765436
I understand that they had to replace the "priceless" ring as canning the original Illithid Powers concept (it was clearly meant to be a trade-off, the good ol' "might that comes with a cost" formula - Larian then removed the "cost") meant it lost it's purpose.
>This ring was originally called the Ring of Psionic Protection in Early Access. It blocked the use of Mind-Flayer abilities for the wearer.
In exchange I guess the parasite wasn't able to influence or control you in situations. We'll never know now that embracing the tadpole has 0 downsides, but why couldn't we have gotten e.g. a +2 to Saving Throws ring as a replacement instead?

>mingling with Evil women
ISHYGDDT

>>717765475
>You can fix this by installing the Really Shadowheart mod though.
I know, it's just weird they decided to remove it when it was seemingly done already.

>>717771674
That bald retard mingles with evil women.
>Oilbear
What a retarded accent.

>>717752115 (OP)
It's not personal, I just hate all women.