Thread 717758342

GET IT GUYS? IT'S A THREAD...WHERE WE TALK ABOUT SHAVING OUR RETARDED NECKBEARD FACES!

>>717758342 (OP)
I've been doing the opposite for most of these

>>717758426
kek what a beardlet

Shaving is so annoying. If I shave in the morning, by the time I get home at night I already have a stubble. I'll just let it grow from now own.

I shave once every 3 weeks

shaving in the shower feels like a lifehack

>>717758635
Clean shaven is not only outdated but not good for your face. Just use a buzzer to keep it trimmed.

>>717758561
>unfunny wartourist image
What a dogshit poster for a dogshit thread.

>>717758716
there are people who don't shave in the shower?

I just use an electric shaver and live with the stubble. The only area I'll bother with a straight razor anymore is my neck to keep the neckbeard at bay and that's just on Mondays and I electric shave it the rest of the week.

>>717758767
the dumbfucks that fell for the gel jew

>>717758719
>Clean shaven is not only outdated but not good for your face.
>Source: I pulled it out of my hairy asshole

>>717758342 (OP)
>shaving
I learned that you just have to comb your beard and it stops being annoying.

going with the grain is weakass pussy shit

>>717758854
You think exfoliating with a blade every single day is good for you? Your body exists to have hair up there, if you maintain a middle ground between beard and shaved you're optimizing.

I just shave downwards exclusively it works for me

>>717758426
Kek this is so me

>>717758719
>Outdated
>I grow a beard because it's trendy
Holy fucking hipster

>>717758342 (OP)
I hate this shit. I'm bad at shaving and trimming. I go to a barber once a month for my hair anyway, so I pay for him to clean up my beard. Every fucking month, he makes a comment about it. "You can shave yourself, you know." Yeah, and you can code your own login page, you piece of shit. I have my job in life, you have yours. Why offer the service if you're going to belittle your customers about it? It's like a mechanic telling a soccer mom she could change her own oil. Yeah, asshole, anyone could do it. But you offer the service, and here I am, paying you for it. Either take it off the menu or FUCK OFF.

>>717758892
ouch!

im 35 and i barely can grow any facial hair. atleast I'm not losing my hair i guess and i can avoid not shaving for a week.

>>717758830
i like gel because it schlorps up into a lather nicer than foam does

>>717758719
It's not 2012 anymore boomer, clean shaven has been back for a few years.

if you don't shave with a kitchen knife you're not a real man, only a brainless consoomer

>>717758905
>Your body exists to have hair up there
my body exists to fuck 13 year olds too but that shit isnt ever happening

>>717759056
it's overrated desu. i find it's more effort to keep facial hair neat and trimmed than it is to just shave in the morning

>>717758342 (OP)
who the fuck shaves like that

>>717758719
As my aunty always used to say, only boys and bums don't shave.

>>717758719
Clean shaven is for people that have nice faces and don’t have to cope with beards

I just use a trimmer and leave like 1 mm of stubble, not a fan of shaving. It makes my neck icky like this >>717759005

Today i trimmed my pubes too. Feelsgoodman

I shave my face arms and cock and ass and balls and tits

>>717759121
skill issue

>>717759005
>t. still eats sugary sneed oil slop

why do guys with a long beard make it their whole identity?

>Im the crazy bearded gamer! Im manl;y and wacky!
>Im the crazy bearded lawn mower guy, Heres my business the bearded mower
>I'm the bearded donut guy. Would you like a loco beard cake donut infused with beard hair?
>I have a giant beard and I sell beer, catch me 'tendin down at the Bearded Barley Gastropub

>>717759171
based and correct aunty

>>717759228
Because they're all gay and big, burly beards hide their ugly fat faces.

>>717759228
beards are male makeup, and serve the same function

should i get one of those tranny laser hair removals for my neck? i'm a hungry skeleton with a very prominent adam's apple and it's really difficult for me to shave my neck without getting sore. i feel like i've tried every kind of shaving tool and method

>>717758342 (OP)
Who the hell shaves sideways for their cheeks??
the heck is THAT about? just shave downwards then upwards to remove the tiny hairs that remain for a cleaner shave.

>>717759121
Well not with THAT attitude

>>717759171
>tfw hairy bum

>>717759228
Obsessed

>>717759187
yeah i just do this. you can wear stubble for a good few days before anyone starts calling it a beard

>>717758342 (OP)
Silly map. Downwards everywhere but the jawline if yours is pronounced, where the map is actually correct. Someone was bored coming up with this

>>717758342 (OP)
I've been using the same disposable dollar shave club razer that I bought 10 years ago since I learned about honing on Reddit.

>>717758724
go into the trench ivan

>>717759356
>>717759121
You will hang, pedophile

I have shit facial hair growth so I just shave once every other day. Don't use any cream. I just do it under the shower after having applied soap to my face. Works pretty well.

>>717758342 (OP)
>25 years old
>can only grow a neckbeard
>cant hide my recessed chin

its not fucking fair bros

>>717759471
Not in Trump's America tho

>>717758342 (OP)
Why did God create all these torture mechanics on a human body?

What’s a good razor to use to get rid of pubes. I like having my cock nice and smooth

>>717758716
No. Shaving my pubes in the shiw feels like a hack. Thanks Philips™

>>717759543
start mewing

>>717759594
Because God is an indifferent trial and error engine

>>717759337
From what i was told by friends and family, it's not as good as going to a professional with better equipment.

Fuck I wish I could grow a long wizard beard.

>>717758716
pissing in the shower feels like a lifehack

>>717759479
ahhhh don't do this, unless you want to end up with skin like a norwegian trawler captain, and not the cool rugged kind. soap dehydrates your skin, so at least use something so you are not shaving raw: and then (optional but very good) while your pores are open afterward use something moisturising

>>717759660
they sell bush wackers in big supermarkets these days. go take a look next time you do the shopping. only difference i can see is the guards are different, for obvious reasons

I have permanently stick-thin arms so beards just make me look like a skinny unwashed hobo. Otherwise I'd grow one.