Thread 717758915

don't lie, y'all wish you had something like this lmao

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I can't imagine having an ugly PS5 in my living room or a window in my PC case never mine this shite.

consoledads stay winning while pcdads are gaming in their wife appointed cuck closets

If I can't use those big fuckoff joycons on my lap like an arcade stick then it's shit

I care about function, not form
A pc emulating those games with an all purpose does it better

Why do you have an entire sectional facing away from the screen?
Not to mention you could replace all that shit with one Wii

Keep the SNES, replace the rest with a ps1, PS2, saturn

Tendies do all this just to play shit games

>do all that
>to play THREE games (95% of N64's catalogue)
lmao

>>717758915 (OP)
if only it was real and not some larping engineer making a stopmotion video.

>>717758915 (OP)
Why are there so many videos where playing older games is treated like a spectacle?

>>717758915 (OP)
the thing i want most in this picture is a big living room lol

>>717758915 (OP)
induction charging sucks dick

>>717759403
>wife appointed cuck closets
kek

>>717761117
New games suck.

>>717758915 (OP)
Why is the TV behind the couch?

>>717760402
N64 only has 3.15789 games? kinda based ngl

>>717758915 (OP)
100% chance this guy is in an open relationship.

>>717761117
because they're a limited commodity that will only continue to get rarer as time goes on

>>717758915 (OP)
I can't imagine being this level of NPC. Do these people have any critical thinking at all?

>>717762170
nice job censoring the channel name but forgetting this you dumb faggot lmao

Why is there a couch underneath the TV? What the fuck is the point?

how the hell do console players tolerate sitting so far from the screen? it's taking up like 10% of your view from that distance

>>717758915 (OP)
What the fuck is the point of having that big couch if you're going to have it directly under your TV?

>>717758915 (OP)
Having sex on a chaise is great, thats the only thing I want from this room

Nintendo shit doesn't appeal to me. Getting older and all the aggressive litigious shit they do isn't helping, but I'll admit this setup is pretty sick

>>717762910
this is one thing i dont understand about TV consolefags, i tried playing a shooter on PS4 on a big TV from the couch and you legit cannot play it, because you cant see anyone from that far away
couch gaming is only for singleplayer, tendie-like games
if you wanna play anything remotely fast paced/competitive you have to play on a monitor

>>717758915 (OP)
>NES
>4 controllers

Yeah maybe if it didn't look like a giant Switch.

>>717763513
Had this same experience a few years ago, my friends are big CODheads and I thought I was just ass at the game, but I played on a smaller 20 inch screen and it was night and day. You can really see movement at a distance or people camping way better.

>>717758915 (OP)
Why is there a couch beneath it? Anyone sitting there has no head room and cannot see the tv.

real dream room

>>717762170
>his wife’s boyfriend stomps down the stairs to grab a snack.

>>717758915 (OP)
...nobody noticed the coffee table made to look like an 80s walkman

>>717764067
Butt ass naked drinking OJ right out the jug

>>717762170
Seems like it's a bit more embarrassing to have a tiny little literal man cave hidden under the stairs like that.

>>717763543
Some people want to play Tecmo Super Bowl

>>717762170
doesn't look very comfortable

>>717764045
this but in a highrise overlooking the city

>wide-screen on a 4:3 game
Why do they ALWAYS do this?

>>717758915 (OP)
I'm not an emotionally stunted manchild, so no.

>>717764638
because they aren't cripplingly autistic like you

>>717764797
>not liking stretched image = autism
grow up dude, seriously

>>717764797
>autistic
it looks like shit though

>>717763513
maybe I’m this way because I started on console but I genuinely prefer a farsighted approach

>>717765090
it's always hilarious when people dole out advice they should be taking themselves

>>717764045
Man I love plants. I don't know about that chair, kinda looks uncomfortable for long sitting and you can't lean back on it. And those orb things are weird. But plants man. That's nice.

>>717758915 (OP)
>Pal versions
Yeah right, lmao

>>717765297
i wish plants didn't die. it always feels bad looking one wither way but i can't get myself to buy the fake shit.

>>717758915 (OP)
This is more my style.

>>717765259
it's always hilarious when people diagnose others with mental illnesses they have themselves

>>717764045
Too many windows for my beat off sessions.

>>717765390
I will never understand putting leds on everything and everywhere

>>717765395
anon, only one of us is having a meltdown over things others enjoy that they themselves don't, and it ain't me.

the more money the less soul

All this to have a worse experience than on an emulator ($free + 5 minutes download and installation)

>>717765631
you're literally melting down over the idea that someone doesn't like ugly stretched aspect ratio

>>717758915 (OP)
>go through all that effort
>just to play the game stretched to the wrong aspect ratio

>>717758915 (OP)
>AI generated slop
>Branding your TV with NINTENDOOH
I already hate smart T.V.s so no thanks

>>717765390
>That's right I've transformed one room into an early 2000's overpriced hobby shop that looks like shit

>>717766147
I get it. Hating anything "smart" when your IQ is below 85 makes sense.

>>717765253
Get a retinal scan if you haven't already, I was wondering why I preferred smaller screens at a good distance and it turns out I have tunnel vision.

>>717758915 (OP)
No i don't need that gay shit I have an 86 incher ready to butt fuck your twink tv, dawg. $1, 600 best investment ever.

>>717765764
>n-no u!
you need help, little man

>>717766349
>STOP making fun of the goyslop

>moving parts
>TV too high
>comfy couches facing away from the TV
>has to pull up a chair and use the coffee table as a footrest
what the fuck are they even doing here

>>717766570
aww, hypocrite got called out and has no rebuttal...

>>717765639
>room
>room, japan

>>717758915 (OP)
I wish just to have my own space already. I've been renting since I moved out from my parents 15 years ago. I'm 35 already. Fucking hell.

>>717766943
you will own nothing, so be happy goy

>>717766349
You're right I actually love the jeet code on them making them more unresponsive and slow to spy on you.
Make sure to keep consooming the slop.

>>717762170
Even had to use a glass door so his wife can make sure he isn't jerking it in there.

>>717766943
That sucks man. Im smoking weed in my bathroom while my wife showers upstairs, and when she's done she partaking. Owning a house is kino. And i mean a detached single-family house even if it's a quarter of an acre I own the land.

>>717767125
>smoking weed inside
cringe

>>717764045
One day I will have a comfy room like that. One day...

>>717758915 (OP)
Let me guess, you need more?

>>717758915 (OP)
let me guess, you NEED more?

>>717762170
What's with this trend for having under the stairs cuck closets to play in?

>>717758915 (OP)
A bald millennial man with a beard made this video

>>717762437
we need the v2 version of this. corporations buying out housing or some shit

>>717767035
I will have couple properties my parents own but I'll be in my 50s by that time probably.

>>717767321
>why do people utilize unused space?

gee, i fucking wonder

>>717758915 (OP)
I just wish I had my own place. Nevermind having consoles, privacy would be nice

>>717767243
>wood stove
cringe. get a pellet stove. much more efficient, you won't be breathing in smoke all the time and you don't have the basement crawling with spiders

>>717767320
I feel like this habit can be solved for most people that have it by making sure you have a large trash bin next to your places of lounging.

>>717758915 (OP)
Yeah, I already have that, is called emulation.

>>717767456
i doubt they're lacking a trash can. more so they were never taught by their parents to clean up after themselves.

>>717762170
Every time I see a video like this I can't help but picture the embarassing camera man shifting around

yes, i'm a gamer. how could you tell?

>>717758915 (OP)
>y'all
>nintendo
of course

>>717767321
They get to pretend they're READANOTHERBOOK and living like the TERF.

>>717759989
I'm gonna guess that's the "gaming" tv, there's a tv for normal shit behind the image and he only gets to play when his wife isn't home and he has enough good boy points

>>717762170
>Youtuber overlay defaced
Very nice.

>>717758915 (OP)
this video looks like stop motion or something

>>717767553
Maybe for some, but in those cases it's probably the parents just never cleaned up themselves in the first place. Most people just pick that up naturally. For most it's depression which makes doing little rewarding chores difficult. Like what's the point of taking every single little trash bit and putting it in a bin in another room, or a tiny bin that's just going to get filled in half a day? That's the kinda logic those people that get to that point are working with. You get a big bin close by, and hey, now it's easy to throw your shit away and the trips of taking out the trash are workth while.

if you don't buy one of these when they're released, you're a literal retard

>>717768087
>Burn to death in your own home
>Musks claims you were smoking in bed and fell asleep
>You weren't a smoker, however
It's really like I'm in the 1970's!

>>717764045 infinitely mogs >>717765390 and any other space with flashing rainbow bullshit.

>>717768174
>retard doesn't understand the difference between an EV and solar panel

many such cases

>>717768087
it will be funny how many right wingers buy this after parroting ""you will live in the pod" meme for years

>>717768087
>integrated smart home features
>off grid
good one kek

>>717768087
I don't know, this seems clunky to bring around. Like at that point why not just have some trailer or something.

>>717758915 (OP)
No. I don't even want a Switch.

>>717765390
15 years later after this guy dies from a heart attack from being fat:
>"Yeah, can we get all these toys and shit out of here, this going to be the laundry room and my home gym."

>>717762170
There's literally nothing wrong with this. Only thing I would improve is lack of space for placing chips/drinks or even just a phone/tablet.
>b-but I am imagining him being a cuck and nigger dick!
Yeah that's your own mental problems, troon. Has nothing to do with using the space in your house in an efficient manner.

>>717758915 (OP)
What happens if you need to replace a cord or a cord gets lose in one of the consoles?

>>717758915 (OP)
Nah
>>717762170
Lmao
>>717764045
Comfy
>>717765390
Nah bruv
>>717765639
A bit too barebones
>>717768087
You vill live in ze pod

>>717765390
what being single in your 30s working in tech does to a mf

>>717768997
The entire point of this was to make a 1-minute video to upload on the internet, it doesn't need to actually work. You just need a functioning tv that can display a few seconds of pre-recorded Mario Kart footage.

>>717768539
It's another episode of genius inventor Elon Musk re-invents a basic thing that doesn't need re-invented.
Today it's a mobile house on wheels but tomorrow let me show you an underground tunnel with rails that can transport you with a platform attached to it from pre-designated points very quickly to avoid traffic.

>>717769680
show me ten (10) other companies producing an off-the-grid pod for 4 figures

>>717758915 (OP)
Why would I put my couch facing away from the TV?

>>717758915 (OP)
>Three storage slots for N64 games
That's more slots than N64 has worthwhile games, bit wasteful

>>717769847
Show me one(1). Don't worry it's still not released so surely it'll only get cheaper and cooler looking right?

>>717758915 (OP)
All that and you can only store three games?

>>717770195
no you need to show me. you said elon was reinventing stuff. so let's see off-the-grid pods he is supposedly reinventing.

>>717770608
Teardrop trailers have existed for years man.
Get a grip.

>>717771019
Practically just a bed on wheels.

do you guys just spend all day being mad about things other people have?

>>717771093
No shit, you're not buying a fucking walkable trailer for $6k retard. Just like you're not buying an Elon Musk tiny home for $7k.
You can't buy them you still can't buy them it's a lie. Everytime it gets shown the price goes up the tiny home is like up to $15k now lmao. Which at that point you might as well buy a nice new trailer instead of the Elon Musk mini-van

>>717765489
>started out with people adding neon lights to their PC cases in the 2000s, just to add a bit of flare/rice up their setup a little
>turned into visual abominations where tasteless retards started adding RGBT to everything from PC parts, peripherals to walls and chairs
death to all RGBT faggots

>>717766147
>early 2000's overpriced hobby shop
no, those were at least tasteful in their decoration

>>717767186
>smoking weed at all
DUDE

>>717771264
Think about how many one night stays at a motel you could get out of 6k.

Or even just buying a tent.

>>717771935
Or just build your own for less than $1000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mW6fvMlXxs

>>717764045
>napping on that couch on a sunny day with a slight breeze coming through the windows
bros...

Why is it always nintendo games? You never see xbox or playstation shrines like this, only nintendo.

>>717772362
Think about when it came out.
If Sega didn't drop out of the console wars you can guarantee there would be 'brrrrrnnggg boooooiiiiing doo dooo doooo dooooooo" shrines

>>717758915 (OP)
>4 controllers for NES and SNES

>>717772362
the impeccable quality of their games brings out passionate fans

>>717758915 (OP)
I would be embarrassed to ever invite anyone over.

>>717770195
>$17k for that
Did they forget a zero?

>>717758915 (OP)
I can play all those machines on my PC, even the Switch

>>717773073
>Man promises to sell car for $7k
>Releases car basic model with nothing is $40k small as fuck
>Surely he will sell me the mini-van for $17k and not $150k+

>>717768902
sure, but why is he not in the den? did he remove his cool stuff so he can put a baby crib there? why is he raising a family yet still playing video games??
>you can have kids and still play video games
no, you most certainly cannot.

>>717758915 (OP)
can't wait for the day that huge piece of shit snaps off the wall

>>717773073
It says 17,000k so 17,000,000$

>>717762170
>playing a first person shooter with a controller on PC

>>717762065
So he can watch his bull play his video games

>>717768174
>>717768539
Gen y has an unhealthy obsession with living in as small of a space as possible

>>717773858
The closer it is to a coffin the better.

>>717766802
His boyfriend brought a female friend over?

Cool but what's the use case? I have a humble emu box connected to a top tier OLED and a vader 4 pro. I can switch on CRT filters on the fly. It can play anything that isn't the PS3/PS4

>>717765390
kino. jealous third worlder pc gamers with 2009 pc builds are crying.

>>717762170
yikes

>>717758915 (OP)
All that to play with the worst controller ever made

>>717762170
What do we call this creature? Staircuck?

>>717764045
How do have a room like this with so many plants and avoid getting flies or other unwanted bugs?

>>717758915 (OP)
>>717765390
buys a 70+ inch tv just to sit far enough away to make it look like a 22 inch

>>717767320
>hi anon, um feel free to have a seat anywhere >.<

>>717768087
>solar powered
>it's rainy for 2 days in a row
>WOOPS! GUESS THE HOUSE IS DEAD :)))

>>717771284
why is jerry seinfeld up there

>>717778241
cringe ironic milliennial humor

>>717767454
>get a pellet stove.
Yes Goy, buy prepackage sawdust and glue at absurd price from the Dupont corporation. If you want efficiently get a catalytic stove or wood boiler.

>>717778534
I like seinfeld though :)

r8

>>717758915 (OP)
The couch belongs on the other side.
Is he retarded?

>>717778556
>wood boiler
yeah i'm not going outside at 20 below to fill that shit back up.

>>717766943
You should have stayed at home and saved instead of renting. You might have saved enough by now.

>>717774128
funny thing is you can get a good android tv box and it'll emulate majority of games up to PS1
with shit like shield tv you can easily emulate PS2/GC
i have a MiBox 3 which is pretty old now but i beat a bunch of N64 games on it paired with a BT controller

>>717759328
literally me, I made this post

>>717764485
ya into the HUSTLE and BUSTLE, anon?

I'm tired of seeing the same fucking threads every week

>>717773573
>no, you most certainly cannot.
Yet I"m fucking trying man, I 'm trying.

OH DESIRE

>>717768087
Lmao I looked this up and every pic has a different model of the house but the same exact overlay of Musk.
It's all clickbait shit

>>717781125
you just know this guy has a fedora

>>717764127
lmao
Why did this make me laugh like an idiot.

>>717758915 (OP)
>Game stretched to 16:9

No thanks.

>>717767321
Harry Potterfags

>>717781174
This guy has been posting his room since I was in diapers put some respect on his name

>>717771284
>subwoofer perched on top of furniture right next to a record player
Anon, what are you doing?

>>717768087
>literall fucking pod
aslo
This is clearly AI slop.

>>717778870
I lived like this for few moths. Minus the cross on the wall. It sucked.

>>717758915 (OP)
This you posted, i don't have any desire for this whatsoever.

However pic related, pic related make me jealous.

>>717758915 (OP)
arent the lables at 0:33 facing the wrong way?

>>717765463
Like that would stop me.

Why are these repeat threads never punished, herbs applied

>>717762439
I think the intention is to stop certain twitter faggots from stealing the post wholesale.

>>717764797
You are retarded

>>717758915 (OP)
>Y'all
Opinion discarded

>>717765259
Ok, subhuman r*dditor
Stretching the image is always wrong

>>717758915 (OP)
I just want something nice and modern, maybe one of those Samsung frame TVs, and a console or PC/mini PC that doesn't stand out much from the other things in the living room, this just looks childish to me. It's my wife's home too afterall, it needs to look like a proper home and not a man cave.

>>717765390
Dear God...

>>717758915 (OP)
Watching expressionless until the 'games' compartment having 3 slots, idk why that just fucking sent me lol

>>717765639
>the more money the less soul
They think they can just buy a personality.
It's why they have these big themed rooms that all look the same because they're all buying the same shit, the same slot-together wall LEDs, the same merch, the same white IKEA furniture so their "decorations and the lighting can POP!"
And it all looks like branches of the same ugly store.

There's nothing in these rooms that tells me about the person living there, beyond "I LIKE BIDEOGAYM :D" nothing that says what they've done or where they've been or where they come from or who they come from.
One of the most important things I have in my room is this little Pass The Pigs game in its old box. Because it was from my grandmother's house and my brother and I used to play it while watching Mr Bean when we would visit her for the weekend as kids.

There's nothing like that in these rooms, because they've just decided to throw as much money as they could to buy a personality.
But you can't buy a soul.

>>717782056
>get old computer
>use an LCD
it's like ordering a $50 steak and then putting hot sauce on it

>>717768405
STFU mentally ill tranny

>>717782773
It is infuriating.
Both computers i would love to have, just tossed like that.

>>717770195
>that ground clearance

What the fuck

>>717783079
Tough words from inside the pod. Step out and see what happen.

>"Y'all"
Subhuman low IQ ape

>>717783190
STFU tranny, you need help

>>717783309
Bro getting his panties twisted over the arrangement of an apostraphe and four letters

>>717758915 (OP)
Nah I do not want cheesy corny, dated, sloppa furniture in my house. I'm not making my wall an advertisement for nintendo.

>>717768087
>off the grid
>tesla

>>717758915 (OP)
why is his couch facing away from his tv

>>717783079
>>717783383
POD KID'S AFRAID TO LEAVE HIS POD!

>>717783079
lmao unc gonna buy the pod because a nazi drug addict sells them

>>717783485
why do zoomgroids either begin or end every sentence with "bro"?

>>717783842
bro needs to chill

>>717762168
>three point one five games
Man must be hard to get that .15789 of a game.

>>717758915 (OP)
I wish I had a house, yes ;_;

>>717758915 (OP)
I'd rather slit my own throat before giving myself to consumerism.

Why does the couch face away from the TV

hold on. I asked AI if she could draw me a 4chan user playing vidya at his home

I honestly feel offended, fuck off

Not really, it seems annoying to clean, modify or replace if need be. I like setups to be a bit more accessible.

>>717769252
More like wasting your grandma's inheritance and going in debt

>>717768087
>off grid smart home
huh?

>>717785005
>ask for gibli
>it delivers junji ito controllers

>>717772773
>he didn't own a multitap
lol

>>717785290
kek that's some N64 magic

Nope, unless I can do consistent sets as efficiently as possible or take shots in between rounds on my comf chair I'm not interested

spambot
begone

>>717785535
I think I have the very same banjo model.
Also, get a real sword, those practice ones have a very bad balance and wielding a real one is very different.

>>717758915 (OP)
Yeah, can't wait to sit on the couch and crane my head 270 degrees upright to play some games!

>>717772773
>>717764360
I think the bigger issue is having 3 people you know irl who want to play those specific games that allow 4 player on NES/SNES

>>717768087
great a house which spies on you and will blow up due to lithium batteries

>>717758915 (OP)
>PAL SNES

>>717785739
Yeah that's the one designed by Earl Scruggs himself
I can't decide if I want to forge one or if I should just buy one from coldsteel

>>717758915 (OP)
"don't lie, y'all wish you had something like this lmao"

>>717770195
Does anyone actually like how these things look?

>>717767357
Your parents are going to sell off those properties for pennies on the dollar to fund their retirement escapades on cruises and casinos.
Don't kid yourself, you will be a forever renter.

>>717760402
and the labels are facing the wall

>>717767321
Basically all you could do is make that space a closet, but many people hate bending down or storing stuff on sloped spaces - personally I'd hate the lighting and being inside of a sloped space, but if it was just connected to another room instead I could see using the space for something.
Realistically that could have been a 1/2 bathroom instead, though, maybe he already has enough closets and bathrooms in the house, in that case what do you do with such a space?

>>717758915 (OP)
No, I really don't. I'll take the furniture, though.

>>717764045
>PC in sunroom
I heckin LOVE sunlight and water damage and overheating in the summers, or bright lights behind my computer
>>717777015
The plants might have a bug or two, bug crawls out into the house and dies after a few days, the plants are still alive. We've had little bugs brought in and it's never a problem because they just die over time. You're much more likely to get bugs from screen windows.

>>717758915 (OP)
My own place to live? Yes. :(

t. australian who can't get a rental despite offering real estates the entire lease up front.

>>717785535
>2 opened handles of vodka
>plays roy on slippi
>3lb dumbell
Get your life together please. Rooting for you.

>>717771284
So cozy, this is the ideal setup right here.

>>717766802
I kek'd.

>>717758915 (OP)
it's cool, but i don't want it
if i got it for free i'd just sell it desu

>>717760402
>Needs a spot labeled games but it can only hold 3
lmao

>>717759403
pcdads have the whitest children thougheverbeit

>>717782685
Interesting, how do you play that game?

>>717758915 (OP)
>Yeah, im 45 and never dated, how do you know?

>>717766802
>>717762170
I find it funny how people meme this stuff with basedtendo but it's always people playing on PC.

>>717792687
he has his gf as his phone's background retard

>>717793903
bing bing wahooing on an emulator does not make you any less soi

>>717768087
>off-grid
>smart house
Full spyware but its totally off grid guys trust the rich.

>>717768087
Living in a shipping container with a smooth chrome outer shell to make it look more futuristic.
People buying these will then somehow feel superior to trailer park rednecks who actually have bigger homes.

>>717758915 (OP)
Tendies should be put in concentration camps.

>>717795187
Not for too long after that.