Thread 717759037

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FANTASY SLOP FOR WAGIES AND WOMEN

>>717759037 (OP)
They probably thought Troonguard was the future, but don't be surprised if they end up remastering (or worse, remaking) DAO just to try and win back the fans

>>717759037 (OP)
>EA boss wasn’t excited to remaster a left wing game with faggots and trannies that’ll only sell 10 copies worldwide

Funny part is:
> it would cost WAY less than Trannyguard
> it would sell WAY more than Trannyguard

>>717759037 (OP)
I think the only exciting part would be seeing how they would ruin it. That might just be their only source of innovation, finding new and exciting ways to disappoint people.

>>717759037 (OP)
Thank god, modern bioware would have turned the dark fantasy into a quirky purple fagfest where everybody is gay, not just the assassin elf

>>717759930
The original game is a fagfest.

>>717759037 (OP)
Thank fuck modern BioWare didn't get to touch DAO.

>>717759037 (OP)
Have you seen modern Bioware? Why would you want them doing a remaster? EA is 100% right, don't touch it lol.

>>717759037 (OP)
Remasters are stupid, so EA was right for once.

>>717759037 (OP)
What kind of dumb nigger wants remasters and demakes? Are you a fucking retard?

>>717759037 (OP)
we have to destroy EA.

>>717759037 (OP)
it wasn't just DAO. they pitched a remaster trilogy called the Champion's Collection or something. EA are just throwing money away. look at Oblivion Remastered. it sold loads.

Why? You can play the original just fine now.

>>717760461
A remake with prettier graphics, better gameplay and untouched writing would be good

great now there's pushes for remasters of truly mediocre shit

>>717760306
What do you mean?

bioware drones are the worst

>>717759037 (OP)
Bioware just keeps trying again and again to command respect by referring to their earlier reputation, and they try to pretend things are still like that. But I think at this point everyone understands that current Bioware is a bloated corpse of its former self that has zero of that seal of quality.

>>717759037 (OP)
>Modern Bioware just realised that thus series they've been raping for over a decade actually had a good game at one point and are desperate to correct that
Based EA

>>717759037 (OP)
>ex dragon age boss
Which one? It's Broodmother, isn't it?

>>717759037 (OP)
A remaster would be a demaster most likely given their recent track record

>>717759930
I think old BioWare even started with all the faggotry and woke shit
They are literally the first studio to do shit like that

''I wish old BioWare would...''
fuck ''old bioware''

>>717759037 (OP)
>retarded devs that only made one good game in this franchise pitch in a faggy remake that no one wants
>couldn't get funding ﹏
I hate Bioware so goddamn much.

>>717762407
Mark Darr, i believe is his name. he's an Executive Producer.

>>717759731
>niggers
Yikes.

what if you watched the source of the information instead of a journo taking 1 sentence from hours long video, making it into an article and then responding to a screenshot of the articles headline with nonsensical statements about your thoughts on niggers, jews and trannies

They would have just made the Qunari in Origins tranny loving leftists even though everything about them in DA O points to them being extremely hostile to women even fighting at all

>>717761416
There were still some delusional dipshits pre-Vielguard but I do think Tranny guard just completely flopping has killed most of them off

>>717759037 (OP)
Oh well. They would have had to give all the women troon jaw if they redid the models.

>>717759037 (OP)
Given how bad nuBioware screwed the pooch with Dragon Age, i'm not surprised any suit shies away from throwing more money down that pit.

Weird that EA didn't fund a Red Alert 2, Yuri's Revenge, Generals, Zero Hour and Dragon Age: Origins and Awakening remaster.

But RA1 and Mass Effect got theirs weirdly enough.

>>717766340
EA prefers Mass Effect over Dragon Age, and ME was much easier to "remaster" because it was all unreal engine. DA:O's engine was an ancient in-house engine

>>717760306
If by fagfest you mean Zevran and Leliana, then you do know you can murder both, right?

>>717760306
Anon there were only two bi characters, and no gay or lesbian ones. no trans ones either.

im at this point, where i genuinely want a remake/remaster from Bioware. But not because i want to play it (lmao), but because i want to see huw they will fuck up this time

EA at this point is about ready to shut the studio down. They aren't getting funding for anything other than Mass Effect and then probably with a lot of requirements that will guarantee the game is terrible.

>>717759037 (OP)
I'd love a remake of Origins provided they change literally nothing but improve the graphics. Maybe expand the tactics system.

>>717759731
>>717760306
origins has no faggots or trannies you retard.
just two bisexual characters who never once mention their sexuality unless you actively approach them.

in comparison, new vegas, a game that /v/ worships, has multiple openly homosexual characters. it even has traits that allow your character to be homosexual.

>>717759037 (OP)
It's not like anyone would buy Origins this time around either.

>>717767739
>Zevran
>never once mentions his sexuality
kek
You didn't play the game, he's a manwhore who openly flirts with you

>>717767739
that game also has anti-trans messaging with Sten and the qun
They believe that women cant be warriors since it is a mans job and women cannot be men.

good

i think dragon age is dead for real this time. probably for the best.

>>717767868
>You didn't play the game
im not that anon, but I did played it a lot.
As soon as Zevran starts to flirt with you (just as anyone else), you can immediately tell him to not do it again and after this all gayness in never shows.
that is why you either lying yourself or a nigger.

>>717760956
The last third of og DA is buggy af

>>717766340
cause Mass Effect has a sequel coming and they want it to stay relevant.

>Dragon Age now on UE5 and all problematic stuff removed
>New route that lets you join the Darkspawn, where you learn that the grey wardens where in fact the problem and they where just innocent
I'm good.

>>717768080
It's now as dead as it was when Failguard flopped. Darrahs left Bioware 3 or 4 years ago, he has no idea what was going on since.

>>717768160
>n-not that anon so I'm not moving the goalpost teehee
Zevran still flirts with you a few times even if you tell him to fuck off, and he openly displays his bisexuality regardless even if you don't accept his advances. So yes, he does mention his sexuality, quite a lot in fact, he's the character that mentions his sexuality the most

>>717768245
>and they where just innocent
This is literally Awakening DLC lol (which is shit btw)

>>717759037 (OP)
I hate EA with every cell of my body, but whenever nuBioware asks for something it is the sacred and correct duty of EA to tell them no. nuBioware is shit and should've been shuttered long ago.

>>717768294
Sure thing, bro.

>>717759037 (OP)
I don't get caring about a game getting a remaster. With a remake I'd be curious to see what they do, but remasters are boring.

>>717768385
>game introduces a few talking darkspawn
>they're the exception not the rule
>most of them are evil anyway, or incapable of distinguishing good at best
>"uhhhhh actually this literally letting you join the darkspawn and they did nothing wrong and the grey wardens are evil!"
Why is this board like this?

>>717766491
The first ME is no harder than Origins.

i always assumed they didn't want to remaster dao because it would reflect terribly on the shittier sequels
also you can play as a white male gigachad and have sex and/or flirt with npcs, can't have that

EA is sitting on a pile of shekels

>no remaster
DAO + Awakening
You can even put DA2 here even if it's shit
Tiberium Sun + Firestorm
RA2 + YR
Generals + ZH
Battle for Middle Earth 1 + 2

>remastered
Need for Speed
Mass Effect 1-3
Command and Conquer
Red Alert 1
Plants vs Zombies

>>717769613
>DAO + Awakening
>You can even put DA2 here even if it's shit
>Tiberium Sun + Firestorm
>RA2 + YR
>Generals + ZH
>Battle for Middle Earth 1 + 2
Normies are not going to give a shit about these games if they get remastered. You call it a "pile of shekels" EA would call it wasting years and tens of millions on remakes that'll sell maybe 100,000 copies each.

>>717759037 (OP)
Finally, EA did something right.

>>717769114
what

>>717759037 (OP)
Unnecessary like remasters in general. Just play the original and use dev resources on new games instead.

>>717769613
None of those need remasters. Generals was even re-released with Ultimate Collection as well as its source code when EA had a moment of lucidity.

>>717767990
Sten sounds based

If they are going to keep pushing remasters why couldn't they pitch DA2 instead, you know the actual game in need of a remaster instead of a game everyone agrees was released as good as it could get.

>Dragon Age Origins Legendary Edition
>can no longer two time Leliana and Morrigan
>locked to Zevran sex
>can't have an Isabella foursome, just watch Isabella and Zevran or bang Isabella yourself
>Oghren's lines are cut, especially the problematic ones
>Morrigan is redesigned, matching her Veilguard design
>camera adjustments for problematic scenes

>>717760956
>You can play the original just fine now.
dont you need a large address patch? and even with that, you will experience crashes

>>717770913
If occasional crashes are now the baseline for remasters they'd need to remake every game released the last 5 years as well.

original still holds up, they made the right call

>>717759037 (OP)
a broken clock is still right twice a day

>>717762985
>n-word
Who's the real yikes here?

I thought the main issue was they don't know how to fix the engine.

>>717759037 (OP)
It would be just as awful as mass effect demaster edition

>>717759037 (OP)
They made Veilguard and you want me to feel bad for them?

>>717761023
But it wouldn't happen, just look at Mass Effect

>>717771693
Well the writing was untouched, the graphics were better but they fucked up the lightning, and ME1's gameplay was better

>>717759731
You must be 18 to post here

>>717770584
it was pitched

>>717760306
>origins is just the same as veilguard bro trust me

>>717771693
Mass Erect remake was censored. They shrunk Miranda's ass and removed it from all cutscenes.

>>717772610
No they didn't, her ass is still the exact same, what they did was change a few shots so the camera wouldn't focus on it

>big corpo refusing a remaster
wtf i love EA now

>>717759037 (OP)
Not a single good game in that franchise

>>717762985
>>717760461
We don't use that word here, brother.

>>717759037 (OP)
Id be fine with a remaster, they cant fuck that much with it and i could finally run it on a modern system without needing to shit it down after an hour because memory leaks and general instability.
Remake, fuck no, thank fucking EA for having at least some sense

>>717759037 (OP)
good, remasters are universally shit
no 2009 game needs a remaster.