Bigger=Better

Play the Team Trials

>>717760546
t-thanks..

>>717760546
>>717760769
Holy shit! A whole 15 carats across two different accounts!!!

>literal gacha gooning thread
>reaches image limit
>uma musume thread with a few asses
>NOOOOO THIS IS A SFW BOARD YOU CAN'T POST THAT GET DELETED
Are you mad jannie? That your dogshit seamonkey gacha gets shit on by the horse game?
Are you trembling with anger? Gonna delete this thread too? Ban me even (lol)?

>>717761274
umas are friends, not your porn addiction

Sunday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdKj1065-P4

>>717761274
Fuck off pedophile

>>717760546
>>717760769
I got 3 carats before. THREE. What can I do with THREE carats?!

>>717761274
my sweet precious daughter teio would never do this. Maya would though.

>>717761454
you can MAMBO

>>717761274
Fuck on pedosexual

>>717760459 (OP)
I do not understand it. Why does Akebono, the largest racer, not simply eat the other 17?

>>717761274 (Me)
waowww jannie banned me so scawyyyy (lol)
you're mad as fuck btw third worlder and you do it for free

Any clubs with open slots?

>>717761426

God I hope they make Stay Gold an absolute glorious bastard of a troll in terms of her personality. The IRL horse's behaviour and history is just too funny for them to squander with any half measures

>>717761656
I like that everyone is bouncy in this game.

>2nd
>2nd
>2nd
>2nd
>2nd
yeah I just know this isn't happening either
thank you rice

>now Kita-chan is an actual training partner IRL
HARIKITTE IKOU!

>>717761909
she'll give you a good spark though surely

for run style debuffs, do they also apply to your uma if you're using that style?

>>717761923
what a fucking chad

>>717761923
good hors

Face of the thread

>Lose four maiden races
>Night owl
>Fail 4%
I give up.

Wasn't the super creek banner supposed to start today?

>>717762094
disgusting creature

>>717761923
It's a shame that race horses retire at like 3-4 these days. They don't really ever get to race at peak physical condition

>>717761489
Teio wouldn’t do it because she wouldn’t want to share attention.

>>717761984
no, nor your teammates

>>717762094
Fatass

>>717762128
11th, probably 7 hours after reset as usual

>>717762263
Nah, it's just the best hors and stallion gets to do that. The jobber must races till 10 years old.

>>717762094
I got the game because of Tachyon but I've fallen in love with Oguri

>run 50 daily races
>never win all 5
>sometimes lose all 5 after maxing condition
Wow, I didn't realize my team was so worthless until today.

>>717762423
You have ten seconds to convince her not to pull on it.

Tranime

Trainer anime

>>717762361
That's what I mean, the best ones retire super early to stud instead of seeing just how good they can be because the owners want to make money ASAP

>>717762507
i tackle her and rape her

It's time to get some new memes

>>717762589
*Where they go on dates with their Umas

>>717762817
brilliant. ship it.

How do you assess where to make improvements in your team? I'm full of B+'s with my 3*s at A, but they're underperforming across the board

umapyoi

>>717763001
This Mejiro McBitch just ruined my run where I was going to do all triple crowns by leaving me second in one fucking race

>transbien spam
grim!

>>717763076
I'm just trying to get better sparks and occasionally try to build a good pvp bors that I like, then I throw whatever seems decent into team trials. It's a good B2 life.

>>717763280
Just got umapyoid. Don't joke about it, it's a serious issue.

>>717763331
Yuri game, yuri franchise

bigger

>>717763076
watch races, see if any are consistently doing poorly (if all, the ones finishing last our of your three) and look to redo them
check through all for any that are lacking stamina, or have too low wit and redo those one by one
If that doesn't apply, look through the B+ ones and see if any have innate training boosts to speed or power. Those are good candidates to push to the next rating level due to easier training
If you still need sparks for your legacies, sort that first and you'll be redoing all team members anyway

>>717763076
Post stats bwo

>>717763331
Just a delusional spammer and/or troll. He'll tire himself out soon enough.

>>717763331
Anime is inherently pro-LGBT. Fuck off.

>>717762507
>>717762423
What is that she's holding?

>>717763868
predator alarm

>Just fuck my shit up trainer-san.

>>717761454
you can stick one in each hole

Matikanefukukitaru is my favorite.

>>717763523
>check through all for any that are lacking stamina, or have too low wit and redo those one by one
It's probably this, some of my earlier good runs were a little too speed bloated in retrospect. I appreciate the suggestions.

>>717764014
>Matikane[REDACTED] is my favorite.
Yea, we know

>>717763868
Personal alarm devices primary schoolers often carry, usually attached to their school backpacks. At least in lolimanga and such.

>>717764154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVKHjU-hc9s&ab_channel=%E6%97%A5%E6%9C%AC%E4%B8%80%E3%83%81%E3%83%A3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%8D%E3%83%AB
Same VA and same silly Engrish lines!

>>717764154
Mam[REDACTED]

The Haru Urara Front Runner meme was fun but I need to build her in a way that she can help in Team trials, is that possible or is she actually just bad?

>>717761426
>>717761656
>Japanese """humor"""

Tried making a pvp rudolf for champions meet, good training rolls but abysmal skill hints. Could she do something?

>>717763997
>630 guts
why

>>717761093
>she spotted you buying a Nintendo Switch

holy fuck getting Spe-chan to win the finales was painful, why does she get sleep paralysis every fucking time I try to rest her, I should have brought Tazuna to look after this schizo

>>717761093
how?????

>>717764306
SpeedWitmaxxed Front Urara let's you get plenty of points even when losing, so if you have 2 more for Dirt, she can still contribute to raising your placement.

>>717764346
I don’t play any SEGA games.

>>717764597
then you cannot have Satono Diamond

>>717764319
would be nice if she had maruzensky's skill from inheritance

>>717762094
If Cap means peek, what does Oguri mean?

>>717764512
Sounds good, I'll note that for when I actually have more dirt runners than just her, that fucking El Condor Caca and American McTits keep eluding me, so I was mainly thinking of making Haru a proper End Closer since I enjoy those

>>717764686
Fat

>>717761523
>when your mambo hits her head too many times and ei ei mun becomes ay ay marone
https://youtu.be/2p-SGHo_3Ko?start=24

>>717764282
Mambotannhauser

>>717764686
Oguri means big eater

>>717764690
shes only 2*...

I miss Grass Wonder.

>>717764775
>Dozens of Umas with 6X my best score
Every time I look at JP screenshots I feel like a caveman seeing a car for the first time.

Steamy Bakushin!

>>717764306
You roll for Smart Falcon instead later to fill your Dirt Front Runner needs.

Bubble Gum Fellow

>>717764783
That's what I'm saying, but oops Matikanefuckmyshitup again

Should I just ran 3 aces in a champions meeting if half of people run Evil Nature + Rudolph/Air Groove. Most people seem to go with End Runners Aces like Gold Shop anyway.

>>717765024
>Dirt Front Runner
Maruzensky is already here, bro

>>717765024
But I already have to pull on Seiun, Supertits and Oguri Xmas, how the fuck am I supposed to manage that?

I have literally no clue how to get better than a B+ average. Either I get one stat to S/SS and everything else is C or worse, or I get two A or B+. It feels utterly impossible.

>>717764673
fug, I don't think I can redo it so easily, very lucky and my highest rated rudolf so far

>>717764686
according to google. Small Hill/Small Mountain

>>717761923
What a cool horsie

>>717764319
stamina a bit low, the debuffs might put her out
also her unique won't activate as a front
runner

>>717764875
Same

>>717761909
there’s not a trainee in this game that makes me seethe more than rice. Dont bother with her in golshi mode, too hard for her.

>>717764930
jp is bloated as fuck, your average horse has 40+ skills

>>717761909
>>717765301
Skill issue, onii-sama

>>717765169
Maruzensky needs a lot of Dirt Sparks. You're better off using her at any turf distance since all of her distance aptitudes are good. She IS best at Mile which makes her a dirt candidate, but you could be using those dirt stars on Turf and Mile instead to get S rank.

I'm too retarded to win as anyone besides Bakushin
What horse do I try next? I heard Top Gun and El are pretty good but I'm worried since they have a lot of back to back races

>>717761909
>>717765301
King Halo is unironically harder I don't follow the "Rice Shower is difficult meme"

>>717765370
She’s my second trained horse out of pure stubbornness. Every single run something goes horribly wrong, she is so fucking unlucky. Ive tried multiple approaches but she falls short everytime. I’ll make a good one eventually but not for Golshi mode, I learned my lesson.

>>717764306
you can do late surger with 4spe/2pow cards and stam/power sparks, aiming for SS/SS+ spe/pow, but her 20% boost is to guts so she sucks to train compared to anyone else so naturally falls into the 3rd slot
you also have to spark mile which can limit options.
she has poor affinity with many parents too so inspirations are worse than with other umas, generally speaking

>>717765526
King Halo is my only A rank horse, although I do know her career can be all over the place. Conversely, Rice Shower is my only horse I cant even get to B+ she’s stuck at B. I have got her in the hot springs twice though.

>>717765519
just pick an uma and play. don't worry about failing the career, you'll still progress your account.

>>717765176
Then nvm and just keep saving. You might wanna use Urara in her natural position and get as many skills related to that position which is Late Surger. That way she can contributes on team points.

>>717765519
Are you at least trying to use guest legacies? Search for 9* inspiration sparks.

https://uma-global.pure-db.com/#/search
https://uma.moe/inheritance

>>717765024
Is Smart Falcon for (you)? I won't waste my gems otherwise.

>>717765567
What's with this loud midget with fat tits

>>717765812
i'd also like this question answered about Naria Brian

>>717765101
Most people will run Gold Ship because End Runners are spared from most of her debuff skills, its better to aim for a sure thing with 2 Ends and an Evil Nature of your own, you only need one of them to cross the finish line first.
Besides Goldshi you could tweak Rudolf or Spe to run End, maybe even Oguri with enough sparks.

>>717765812
She's REALLY into the Umadol stuff but she does have some vaguely romantic stuff with (You)
Better move fast though, you know what happens to idols

>>717765169
Intelligent bird is the strongest dirt nige until Copano Rickey comes and claims that title for good.
>>717765936
Oikomi doesn't really spare you from debuffs since they will lap low speed debuffers regardless of their strat.

>>717765840
Some girls just want to have fun.

>failed 2% training
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>>717766220
I think the game should give you a pity roll if you fail a 1% training.

>>717760459 (OP)
Theres no way a girl with tits like that can run

>>717762361
Tell that to Oju Chosan owner. That horse worked really hard even though he won multiples G1 steeplechase races. The owner even tried to make he run normal races.
>Oju Chosan made his debut at the Tokyo Racecourse under the training of Mitsuhiro Ogata in October 2013 in a flat race but finished in 11th place and his second race in 8th place, before a broken front leg forced him to take a year off, by which point maiden races that suited Oju Chosan had finished. They then tried to have him run in a steeplechase race in November 2014, but came in last.
>Training role was passed from Ogata to Shoichirō Wada soon after, with Shinichi Ishigami being his primary jockey. From there, Oju Chosan's performance gradually improved, as he would go on to win 11 steeplechase races in a row from 2016 to 2019, and ultimately win 20 races from 38 starts as of April 2022. In addition to his victories in the Nakayama Grand Jump and Nakayama Daishogai, he has won the Grade 2 Tokyo High Jump at Tokyo Racecourse two times and the Grade 2 Hanshin Spring Jump at Hanshin Racecourse three times.
>Oju Chosan's victory at the Nakayama Grand Jump in 2022 made him the oldest horse in Japan to win a graded race, as well as the most wins in a JRA G1 steeplechase races.
>Oju Chosan retired in December 2022 after finishing in 6th place at the 2022 Nakayama Daishogai behind Nishino Daisy. He went to stand stud at the Versailles Farm in Hokkaido starting from 2023.
Oju Chosan is another Stay Gold spawn.

>>717766304
Dude the girls in this game run over 60 mph in heels and capes.

>>717760459 (OP)
So does uhm Uma girls has horse cock? I mean they are pretty gay for each others

>>717764385
clearly ai

The Golshi free rolls feel like mockery, making you pull once a day on a banner nobody cares about to just give you absolute dogshit R cards

Is it just me or is the RNG so damn streaky? Just had a Maruzensky run where everything works out perfectly and then afterwards a Nice Nature run where absolutely everything is fucked. Blocked in freaking debut race, 3 conditions from rests, like 8 mood downs with the highlight of 3 different mood down events in a single turn etc.

>>717766498
hang yourself.

>>717765531
Skill issue, once again. If you're so unlucky go grab Tazuna SSR I dunno.
>>717765526
This, Rice Shower has only one race outside of her race distance (mile). All other races are easy as shit once you understand it. King Halo is a melting pot that goes from Medium to Long to Sprint and Mile and than again to Medium in Tenno Sho and again to Long if you want Arima Kinen secret event
None of the umas are hard once you have rite MLB SR/SSR for them and if you are not braindead.
Only time I have real difficulty is trying to make Evil Nature, since I don't really win the races with her.

>>717766560
i got an SR card from it today

>>717766593
Without a cock, girl can’t love girl

>>717766560
same here
I hate free rolls

>>717766613
Ive run trainer cards along my rice, they dont help when she gets some random fucking illness and the infirmary wont heal her for three turns. My Rice is extremely unlucky. No matter how safe or strategic I try to get, some bullshit happens in the run with more frequency than my other horses and I just dont get it. Also you have way better support cards than me.

Are there any "horses" that don't have hair covering the sides of their heads? I want to see where their human ears would be if they had them.

why shouldn't I do it?

>>717766560
The free rolls are daily? I thought it was a ticket and I've been saving it for later today for creek.

KING HALO
https://youtu.be/QVDEilSWrUM

>>717766926
Do it

>>717766759
Same, I got MLB Tachyon wit card from the roll today, feelsgoodman

>>717761128
thats legit a daily

>>717766937
lmao they're all gone

>>717766937
dumbass

>>717765812
SHAI

Man I'm going to get demoted out of t6
Win all 5 races against the strongest guy I can challenge 460k
Minimum 480k
And that was 10 parfait over the past 2 days. Oh well.

>>717760459 (OP)
>Bigger=Better
BWC

>>717766926
Do it bro.

>>717766910
>I've run trainer cards
>Illness
Your fault that you're not only unlucky, but also might be retarded. But here is the hint
Tazuna's SSR heals illness on 2nd and 4th recreation.
Post your support deck with latest Rice Shower run stats and I will tell you what you might have wrong

>>717767121
Umas with large Umas

>>717766353
>Horse raced for almost 10 years
Senior senior senior senior senior senior Year

>>717766613

Evil Nature runs are a freaking nightmare. Either I can't win shit or the rare times I actually finish career I miss half the debuff skills since I get bunch of random nonsense from skill hints.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyaU6eWzn2ESnijG0PBhhv3Ps7-1BjNUS

>>717767164
Class 6 seems really competitive. I started a bit later so only Class 4 but will get to 5 quite easily. Curious if I can even get to 6, but I know sure as hell I’ll be demoted if I do because I have very few A horses

>>717766937
You can save CARATS, the free rolls are a bonus that you can miss.

SMART FALCON WHEN

>>717767164
And yet I'm getting promoted to Class 6 with 430k. Curious.

A rank Golshi at last!

>>717767256
I ran the trainer card out of desperation due to the horrible luck I was having. I dont even have a Tazuna because I started late, just an MLB kiryin. I have some decent cards, Im genuinely just getting really unlucky. I dont run Kiryuin on her because she doesnt get enough stats, just a desperation move due to my rice having her mood sent plummeting and getting sick multiple times every run. If in a few weeks from now I still cant make a good one, then I’ll ask for help.

>Vodka touched my treadmill and made it icky.
>Request: Permission to obliterate her from existence with my orbital ion cannon
Yo bourbon chill. It ain't that serious.

>>717760459 (OP)
>decide to watch actual horse racing
>check out Preakness Stakes 2025
That was pretty hype, Journalism was sandwiched between Goal Oriented and Clever Again but not only managed to wrest away from them but made up the difference against Gosger and took the lead at the end of the final stretch
if only my Uma could do that

https://youtu.be/oThYEbIqFXg?list=PLyaU6eWzn2ESnijG0PBhhv3Ps7-1BjNUS

>>717767219
>>717766974
It's done. I seriously hope I didn't just brick myself. There goes like half of goldshi's loot.

>>717767163

>>717767508
First ever Class 6 promotion from Class 5 had you have 450-460k points to NOT GET DEMOTED

>>717766912
No they all have hair on the side of their head for exactly that reason

>>717767569
cute NPCs

>>717766926
All Seeing Eyes is the best stamina debuff in the game. Mystifying Murmur is unreliable because it require being blocked to activate it.

>>717767662
yes
https://youtu.be/3IRojvqpJtY?list=PLyaU6eWzn2ESnijG0PBhhv3Ps7-1BjNUS

>>717767515
Kinda jealous, grats + fuck you.

Creek banner when??

>>717767582
>Terrorists win.

>>717767582
Nice Nature has a very specific niche so she's actually one of the best investments you can make.

>>717767838
11th, 7 hours after reset

>>717767782
A rank is weird. You can get there by just memeing around.

Is Ogiri Fat a good early potential 5?

>>717760459 (OP)

>>717765812
She's the butt end of the quckqueen jokes in this game. Whereas all her other dirt friends are getting it on with their trainers, she's too torn between staying a pure idol and wanting to fuck (You) and spaghetti's every opportunity she tries to confess.

>>717767582
How can you brick yourself from upgrading your potential? Money is pretty easy to come by and once you upgrade your support cards, what else are you gonna need it for?

>FATTY!
>*dies*

>>717765812
She's the best dirt and one of the best niger (if you spark turf) and has scenario bonuses for two of the best scenarios

>trying to get off my +1 biko and instead get a speed MLB SR
>Free roll: another biko, now at +2

>>717767542
You DON'T NEED Kiryin. In fact she bricks your runs, since she doesn't give you stats like normal cards. Kiryin and Tazuna are generally run only with sprint umas, since they can afford not getting those stats.
Run as many cards that give you mood ups passively. Go borrow Kitasan. Of you have Speed Spe, use her. Open this https://gametora.com/umamusume/supports
and check every card you have if it has moods up, preferably on first event. Hell run Eishin Flash and consider going Late Surger if you must. Fukukitaru WIT is also not a bad option.

If you're really that new, than all try to get as many carats and roll on upcoming Super Creek + Tazuna banner. You will do this mostly to get as many SRs. Best way to do this is getting as many trophies as possible and do "Race won in a run" with Bakushin

>>717768192
A true American

Disgusting horsefuckers, trainer is for ningens only.

>>717768440
Aoi...

>>717766912
Yes, one of Jungle Pocket's delinquent friends is a skinhead who has no art/model as a story NPC

>>717768119
only a terminal faggot would want the plank uma over Falcon

>>717768192
I wonder how she had more grass donations than Haru, when I have seen only Haru's donation memes (+ a little bit of Doto)

Why is Evil Nature so popular? I see her in every single PvP match.

Does anyone have the image where trainer congratulates Bakushin after she completed her "3600m" race and she whispers into his ear "liar" and runs off with a smile on her face?

https://youtu.be/yeUTnpioSII

>>717768140
I haven't upgraded my support cards. Got a lvl 1 SSR Suzuka lying around, and a lvl 1 SR Narita, and a lvl 1 SR King Halo.

>>717768378
Im not that new. Ive been playing for a few weeks. I know the trainer cards arent necessary, I only used it a couple times just because nothing else was working and Ive had Kiryuin work out before when I didnt think it would. For rice i learned it’s really not a good fit. I do borrow a Kitasan, but I dont have a special week unfortunately. I know what makes a good support card, I know which cards raise mood. None of it seems to be enough for my rice shower because something ALWAYS goes wrong with that horse. Ive trained up 200+ Umas and Rice consistently struggles and has far less wiggle room for error than the other trainees. I really dont think she’s worth taking into Golshi mode due to the higher difficulty. I also dont have Super Creek yet but Im saving up what I can to roll for that. Only managed 2LB kitasan so Im still borrowing the MLB one.

>>717768543
If you see Evil Nature in PvP matches now, than you're going against some retards. Evil Nature isn't good in team trials

I’m trying to make an Evil Nature but I can’t beat Ura Finale with her, it’s too hard trying to max wit while also keeping up her stam and speed and still win races for skill points.

>>717767564
Real horses are only fun to watch when they implement Uma Musume's UI into the races.
Watch this segment of minute 8 to 11.
https://youtu.be/16iy9V5nHg8?t=548

Uma makes everything better.

>>717768613
They’re really not that hard to level up and you get money and supports every day just from the dailies. I still dont understand how spending 100K can brick you when it’s easy to make 30K+ everyday.

>>717768656

She still generates a lot of points from all those skills. Though for team trials you shouldn't do full wit build that comes last.

>>717761543
She wants to. That's why all the smaller horses are running. They're trying to escape

>>717766139
Im still angry that she wears the orange dress ingame instead of this one

Bros how do I get a rank with super creek?

>>717769079
Wear the diaper

>>717767782
i did a run just before with the exact same setup and only got a B and crashed out of the URA qualifiers lol

>>717768670
Same problem but Evil Wonder

>>717768090
I don't think she's a priority. That being said, if she's your favorite go for it since there's only a few umas worth getting to 5 just for meta reasons

>>717768723
yeah i'm sure real life horse races are gonna have a skill activation cut-in with a flashback to that horse's career on a live feed

>Luck into S Medium while training Vodka for miles
Fuck, I don't even know if it's worth pivoting

>>717768440
That reminds me, no one talks about the reporter chick, what’s her deal aside from free stats if she shows her ass up to good training?

hey I got the main character from the golshi ticket.

>>717769339
end of career bonus depending on friendship level
I think she's lower than what you get from Director and Happy Meek's trainer even at max though

>>717768561
Why are Sakura irises a sign of WIT disability in Umaland?

>>717769257
why not? AI should be able to do it

>>717765840
She's simply marvelous, that's all

>Never the umamusume
>Never drew a carat
>Only a B+ rank runner
>Never had a good race before her classic year and even then was overshadowed by vastly superior runners
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out her Spica comfort even when Rigil threw millions of carrots at her
>Was the favorite of the lowest drawing G1 race in her classic year
>Was the favorite of the lowest drawing G1 race in her senior year
>Was barely ever in the Triple Crown scene because she was never a big enough deal
>Only the 4th best member of Team Sirius
>Only the 6th best member of Team Spica
>Only the 7th best member of the Mejiro Family (she can thank Ryan for not being 8th)
>Janetty to Goldship
>Her S2 cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls herself """"""""DA BEST STAYER IN DA TWINKLE SERIES""""""""
>Shit taste in sweets
>Shit hair ornaments
>Failed at her first rivalry so badly that she resorted to clashing with glass bones
>Only significant achievement was accidentally winning the same race twice in a row
>DQ'd from Autumn Tenno Sho because she was afraid of literal jobbers fraud-checking her
>Buried Teio and fractured her leg, because she beat her at Janken backstage
>When racing against Rice Shower, felt that "her life was in danger" and subsequently choked her Spring Tenno Sho streak
>Always tried to one-up Teio's injuries on herself, ended up with a career-ending injury
>Huge mark for herself, according to Tazuna she requests nothing but Signal of Something New on the jukebox
>Not even her grandmother was a mark for her, and told her to 'please retire'
>Only claim to fame was starring in the gacha's "main story" and despite that main evented in the lowest drawing banner in history
>Is the racing equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre employee whose sole claim to that position was by being a nepobaby
>The biggest impact she had on the franchise was dumping yet another piece of yuribait garbage in an already polluted ocean

Hello? Where are the skill hints?

>>717769778
She is a Hanshin fan which makes her based, actually.

>almost out of TP
it’s over

>>717769778
Someone really wanted this to be funny but I can only imagine his level of seething while typing this.

Fucking hell.

>>717765940
They get really depressed and kill themselves before 30?

>>717768085
GUTS GOD

>>717769970
Bro, your 90+ TP recovery items?

>>717769989
Some how your image is actually worse. I can scroll past walls of text, but you can't unsee this kinda shit. Please delete, but unironically.

Always feels good to get one of these early

>>717769989
She really is the Chris-chan of Umamusume

>>717770205
nta but I used all mine up as well
I'm almost on my final leg and will have to actually do other things instead of playing 24/7

>>717761923
This is a horse's horse for sure.

>>717770205

>>717761923
good horsie

Dantsu appreciation post

>>717769778
kitasan hands typed this post

>>717761923
I'm a bit upset at how boring Kitasan is in S3 considering how much of an absolute gigachad the real one is.

Poop falls out of Oguri’s loose anus as she walks around.

>>717770510
/v/ma musume's greatest shitposter?

What's Manhattan Cafe's shtick? She's just a kuudere that likes coffee?

>>717770654
You know anon I don't think that's true.

>>717768656
once you've reached class 6 once team trials literally does not matter

>>717770594
I still dont understand how they fucked up Season 3 that badly. Kitasan is a wet blanket, completely forgetable in the show but strongest card in the game and incredible strong IRL. They missed the mark but at least course corrected with the movie and Cinderella Gray

>>717770431
finally someone with taste

>>717770754
she's a schizo

>>717770654
Proof?

>>717769727
even assuming they could, they'd have to cut away from the race while the horses are running

>>717770992
Is she really a schizo when her ghost friend is real?

>>717770936
CinGray is good since it’s just a dramatized retelling of real life events and presented as a standard sports story.

>>717770662
I mean, what else does she have besides a card?

Does a debuffer need prof. curvature? mainly asking for being able to beat the career + URA

>>717770431
>>717770961
She might not be as fast as Pokkie, Agnes or Cafe but goddamn she might be the sexiest

>>717771108
But that’s every Uma’s story.

>>717763797
please go join the 41%.

vros will my bakushin be able to hold her own? lacking a little bit of stamina i fear

>>717771129
It only needs Swinging Maestro and debuffs.

>/v/ teaches me that there are white and golden inspirations
>the anon that taught me of this said he has never actually seen it himself
>do my dailies today
>instant-gold inspiration
Hello?

>>717771272
Well I forgot to give her that card so she is 100% not having SM

>>717770431
Crazy that her trainee version hasn't released even in JP yet, I want to see what her career is like.

>>717770268
or these

how did this get 24000 likes

>>717771335
Naisu!

Since they’re horses they should all have big bellies and big muscular arms.

>>717771458
>cute
>big tits
you're right, it should have more

>>717771514
They're not quarterhorses or draft horses

>>717771514
Why are you gay?

>>717771514

>Opoori Crap

>>717770936
>>717770594

I remember reading something that the sudden retirement was because the owner wanted to milk the fuck out of the horse, as the horse itself was in tip top shape, but as a breeder he would make more money than as a racehorse.
I mean its kind of acceptable what they did, as how else you would translate that into the anime? Maybe they should have gone full on the "festival horse" aspect harder or something. Also there is Kitasan's kid Equinox who is pretty successful so far, so she might get into the game/anime too.

>>717765184
You get rating points for skills as well. Buy the first level of a lot of skills (yellow/blue preferred, matching your aptitudes gives a bonus as well) and try to get deep discounts (Hint Level on support cards influences this)

>>717769989
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO GOLD SHIP? DON'T PUT THAT EVIL ON HER!

>>717770594
>Kitasan is past her prime!
>IRL Kitasan is actually a gymbro that never stopped getting gains and trains other horses
Probably one of the most misrepresented horses in the franchise.

>>717771239
That's fine for sprints

>>717768561
You mean this one?

why is uma thread always purged?

Which Uma would you NO WAY FAG if you happened to be her trainer?

who's next on the list of brainrot themesongs?

>>717765301
Is golshi mode harder?

>>717772203
Tachyon. I dont like that condescending bitch

>>717772203
Definitely Marvelous Sunday. Great tits, but annoying as sin plus dont like her dumb hair

Boy I sure love getting sleep in on a Sunday.

>>717761613
Top Cun CUTE.

I just want to roll so badly tomorrow.

>>717772297
Ever so slightly, yeah. If you find yourself losing races you would normally win, that’s why. Once you get the money from golshi mode go back to regular career

>>717771458
Best girl out of her sisters. Vfags can fight me on this

>>717772203
nice nature

>>717771985
What do you mean? most of them get to bump limit then archive

>>717772363
Tachyon is actually pretty cute towards her trainer

>>717772607
illness

>>717772461
is tomorrow super creek time?

>>717772607
That attempt at a date was extra cute.

>>717772650
Trainerplasmosis?

>>717762094
fuck this horse. fat fuck

The Oguri Cap manga makes the 80s seem more exciting than modern day horse racing.

>>717760459 (OP)
that is correct

>>717772909
Maybe it was? It certainly was for some sports

Did you get your Gold Ship a Gold Ship yet, anon?

what's that champions meet thing and how should I prepare for it ?

>>717772909
Horse racing has been on the decline for decades now

>>717772984
no i accidentally ated it

>>717772909
Pretty much was for practically every sport. Way more risk and jeopardy those days. Formula 1 for example was on fire in the 80s/90s

>>717772984
No, but some Mejiro mcqueen onaholes

I think Trick and all those skill that activate on rushed characters is shit.

Why the fuck should I was my american skill points on those skills? I don't think it benefits my Nice Nature at all.

>>717773116
3 medium umas with a winning mindset

>>717763445
>yuri
>both males

>making these horse girls run for a living when they have nothing enormous swaying J-cup boobs and also foot long pendulous horse cocks
Torture for these poor ladies

>>717772909
It's neat when you're behind the scenes, especially when family and friends are involved. But in terms of marketing the Jockey Club (people in charge of US Horse racing) are very old-fashioned and it's the same in UK and Europe unless anons have anything different to say. You also have to consider the active push to close down anything involving horse racing by various sources. Not arguing against how crazy the pursuit to having a winning horse is but still.

Pic related they may be cholos and beaners but they love their horses. And House of Lords (that horse) won me money.

>>717772909
Early 80s had Symboli Rudolf's dominance, which was said to be such a consistent and powerful horse that his wins were "boring" (although this is a praise in a certain way).
Oguri Cap is late-80s, he also won a lot but people liked him more, in fact Oguri had tons of fangirls which was a first for horse racing, women didn't care about the sport very much up to that point.

>>717773381
Jesus, the 56% meme is real...

one guy in these threads plans on getting 180k carats until the january banner, some people told me that i could get like up to 80k until then.
Is the carat income just that inconsistent? if in two weeks i'll be at 0 carats, how much could i get until next year?

Call it /v/ma

>>717772203
king halo for the giggles

How the hell do skill level ups work?
I thought it was just popularity but it's not, I had a horse with like 180k followers and she would refuse to upgrade her skill, but my last career was absolutely horrible, I NEVER got a proper rest, ALL OF THEM were sleep deprived, with like 2 debuffs, then she would get injured with 2% fail chance, FIVE FUCKING TIMES, with AWFUL AND AWFUL OVER AND OVER AGAIN, I had to use recreation 8 times and I actually read a story of Golshi with a random girl and her stories then cured her practice poor that way. Later on I got a fucking hot springs ticket...
But yea, she ACTUALLY UPGRADED her fucking skill despite the fact that she didn't even have 100k fans.

>>717773116

It's a pvp event that happens few times each year. The first one we're getting is a medium race. You send 3 horses and there's several rounds over multiple days and there's the whole winners bracket and losers bracket per round etc. Just participating should get you decent rewards so it's not pure whale bait.

How do I find a good club? I want club points.

>>717773554
Big Brown better Deliver

>>717773585
Some horses need more fans to upgrade, weaker horses just needs to meet a lower threshold.

will a nigga with 15k carats on him be able to afford a super creek rerun pity with just one monthly pack purchase or am i fucked

>>717772909
Everyone's trying so hard for safety laws and trying to shut down things they think are just not "morally right", that competitive scenes have lost a lot of the luster and things involving animals competing or so forth are basically being attacked. Whatever one's opinions on it are, the competitive spirit is long gone, and now it's all about the most marketable angles towards profit while being able to market yourself broadly instead of being slapped with regulations and moral posturing.

>>717772984

>>717773554
Powered by Coal made me giggle.

>>717773720
The thing is both times it was the same horse

>>717773585

There's multiple instances during career when the unique skill levels up if you have the required fan count at that check point.

>>717773554
>blue pill

so what exactly makes Haru's SSR support card top tier even though its Guts

>>717773476
>this autistic and fatty horsegirl attracts bitches like no tomorrow

>>717773554
Big Brown Delivers
Blue Pill gets a surprise 2nd place

>>717773585
I know one skill upgrade is hidden behind the director, I think it's the second one. If she's not at green you don't get it, which can be annoying when she doesn't appear for any remotely decent training.

is this good enough, please be honest

>>717773843
it's actually a stamina+friendship card in disguise

>>717772909
every sport has been solved by metafags long ago
just like how every new game that comes out gets solved in days, except the sports have been there for decades/centuries/millenia

>>717773708
Ask here or even /vg/ but they're very territorial. Some anons will give a heads up on recruiting here.

>>717773554
Spirit of the law sounds cool because I like Judge Dredd and he's the law.

>>717773536

We're on an accelerated content/banner schedule and this game gives fucking pathetic daily/weekly income. So it's very hard to predict income since so much of it is from random gifts they throw at you through mail pretending to be generous.

>>717773843
Not sure on the specifics myself but I do know that Guts cards are going to get a lot more powerful in the future due to some updates

>>717773554
Sunshine Dancer needs to be in-game right fucking now

>>717760459 (OP)
Eww. Gross.

>>717773554
>God Given
Post horsenose

>Eww. Gross.

>>717772984
>That's a little version of me, Trainer. I want you to have it

>>717765359
does that mean they no longer have to worry about reachin 600/1100 in stats for the sparks

>>717773786
I thought so as well but this time she upgraded her Anchor to level 3 while having like 80k fans.
And sometimes she would refuse to upgrade it to level 3 while having like 150k fans after winning every single race alongside with shit like Japan cup(that gives you like 60k fans yes).
>>717773872
It COULD be the director but once again in the last run I had to spam recreation, I pressed it 8 fucking times and read some cutscenes with Golshi and a girl who was bullied, then got saved and started to believe in herself instead. Oh and yea because of that her stats were pretty bad so she couldn't even win some of the races, in fact barely made it with a clock one time.

>>717773554
BIG BROWN DELIVERS

>>717774228
Milk delivery!

>>717774192
She'd fit right in with the Smiling Friends

>Champions Meet
>Guild Wars
>Clan Battles
Cygames really loves this big PvP event as the culmination of all your effort.

Why do I get a negative skill for winning a race?This is some absolute bullshit

>>717773554
>Powered by Coal
>Big Brown Deliveries
>Desert Power
Tell me that this is an American race without telling me it's an American race

these horses look a bit odd

>>717774416
they're old gacha style and that was it

>>717774162
Air Messiah

>>717774437
>gatekept
Reference to the real Golshi throwing the race at the gate despite being a huge favorite I imagine

>>717774462
They still owe me sex.

>>717774416
What do other gacha games do?

>>717774192

>>717773554
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjyvuaN5Hro

Are you watching this, anon?

>>717774462
ue5 uma?

>>717774667
why yes I am

>>717774667
Oooh nice. When's the race start?

>>717774209
Oh and yea I didn't beat the finals so no hot springs this time with Golshi...
Well I already had 2 vacations with her so it's not a big deal but still.

>>717774905
NTOA but if its like the other tracks, there's a Post Time somewhere when they try to start the race.

Maybe it's just because I haven't bothered to look into or care about what makes the best Team Trials Uma but its extremely frustrating to suddenly start having every single attempt end up with Losses after Losses even when they have ones with ratings much lower than any of the three on my end of the race. Ah well.

>>717774667
>no live chat
cowards

>>717766926
How do you get the rainbow orb things

>>717774905
>>717775009
It's starting in a few minutes.

>>717771850
Yeah, that was the one, thanks.

>>717774462
still japanese racing

>>717774667
>no. 6
uhhhhh proofs?

>>717775225
I want to say when you clear Ura semis

>>717760459 (OP)
which horse is the biggest?

>>717775375
MARVELLOUS SUNDAY
SATURDAY FLIRT

gotta fill the whole week

>>717775379
I've beaten the finals though is it just a random drop? I've done it at least 5 times with silence suzuka

>>717775317
Rare Bakushin Wifing. Cute.

>>717775436
uhhhh

>>717767164
Your umas aren't activating their skills enough, train some with more WIT

>>717775317
Mature Bakushin is such a nice concept.

So Narita Brian should come pretty soon, right? I kinda liked her after playing Top Gun's career,

>>717773843
It's free and easy to max meaning it's the best thing new players will have for ages until they manage to put together a full deck of max LB cards.

>>717766498
Shut up faggot.

Does Golshi mode make the URA races more difficult? I have yet to clear a single career under that mode...

>>717775451
Genuine Thursday does sound like a racehorse name

>>717775474
Could be. I honestly don't pay too much attention, but I know for certain I got them sometimes and it was always during the Ura bit at least when I noticed them

I FUCKING HATE GOLD SHIP SHES A FUCKING BITCH I'VE NEVER HAD ANY OTHER RETARDED DONKEY THAT GETS NIGHT OWL SLACKER AND MIGRAINE IN THE SAME RUN AND ALL OF THEM TAKE MORE THAN 2 TURNS TO HEAL I FUCKING HATE THIS EVENT FUCK YOU CYGAMES

>This is an American Turf Race

>>717775597
after falcon's banner I think

>>717774547
Holy shit I did get after the Takarazuka Kinen and it was a skill that makes your late starts even worse. Nevermind this is so cool

>>717774667
Those are all holes in her dress, right? This feels like exhibitionism or something.

>>717775663
No, literally just the increased reward.

BIG BROWN DELIVERS IS DELIVERING

>>717775819
I don't blame her, I am in the same heat bubble as NYC and it's brutal outside right now.

It honestly feels a bit cruel to make animals race right now.

>>717761923
Damn he's cooler than the Uma version

>>717775884
HE THREW IT

>>717774667
>Big Brown Delivers
>does not deliver

>>717775663
I think so too, my last few runs on Golshi mode have all gone terribly, though nobody can confirm what actually is harder. Honestly I think the play here is to do easy careers for the money and then never touch it again, there are no other benefits I think. Also
>My slutwife Curren Chan

>>717775690
You only clear Goldshi runs if she feels like it. Sorry you had to learn it the hard way.

>13k for US horse racing
not bad

you need high friendship for the director, and 60k fans by Valentines, 80k by fan fest and 120k by Christams for the ult lvls.

Man I'm getting really discouraged by how dogshit abysmal the rates are, it's fucking torturous to be F2P when they barely give you enough Carats to do anything with the accelerated schedule.

>Spirit of the Law almost pulling a Late Surger/End Closer bullshit
SO close.

>>717776039
what does ult levels do?

>>717774667
CraftsmanGODS

>>717775819
could be some kind of skin colored garment under it, those sorts of dresses can be misleading. I would imagine there's something else seeing as how she's front and center on the broadcast. No way is she gonna risk having her nips poke out behind the flowers

>>717775884
The green devil strikes again.

Did my goat Blue Pill win?

Big Brown did NOT deliver

>>717776039
I think you need director only for the fanfest. You need to make her feel good.

>>717776050
My immediate thoughts watching that were
>GOLDSHI IS REAL
But choking is real too

>>717775884
>no swinging maestro proc
bullshit RNG

>>717776084
They make your Trainee's unique skill even better

They DO make commercials and story building for these horses. Huh.

>>717776096
I swear I'm not an adult woman fetishist...

>>717775663
Not that I'm aware of
>>717774667
Neat

>>717776084
more points in team trials

>>717762595
>after graduating, top Umas all stop racing and get turned into wives because their trainers all want to fuck them

>>717775663
Yes, check the official twitter

>>717776097
no, 16 to 1 underdog "The Craftsman" did it.

>horses get actual commercials
How hard can you sell the whole "see this horse is great, come and get its semen" idea to the people watching

mambo

>>717761093
@grok is this real?

>>717776301
I think those types of ads are more marketed towards the gamblers, no? Gambling goes hand in hand with this sport

>>717776301
Buy a vial of stallion jizz for your mare and you get the next Man O' War

>>717776301
2X Pimpy!
Elsa x Mewtwo!

>>717776471
a true man would be the stallion himself

>>717776237
>17/18
Golshi moment
nice battlestation

>>717776257
With the amount of rage I usually feel after every career I'd probably never marry any of them and would actually make it my life purpose to never see my trainee ever again except maybe for Urara

>>717775690
Skill issue

>>717776580
I want to make winners, not autistic retards who fuck a horse

>>717776471
>Buy a vial of stallion jizz for your mare
Thoroughbreds are required to be mated naturally and be documented+witnessed in person, buying the jizz is worthless because you won't be able to register the horse or use it for pedigree or breeding with anyone.

>>717776096
>your Uma needs more power!
>literally twice the power of every other horse in the race
I hate this hag

>>717776301
if you made as much money as these horses you'd buy commercials calling for bitches to come have your kids too.
well, it's not socially acceptable for humans but if it were you would.

>>717766503
Not AI, they are real.

>>717776647
>With the amount of rage I usually feel after every career I'd probably never marry any of them

>>717776257
can confirm

>>717775663
I haven't noticed a difference. I think I've only failed once since the event started.

>>717776670
>That power
Finishing the URA Finale doesn't exactly give you bragging rights, that horse is most likely useless for any post career content

>>717776614
the squat power Training activates my neurons a little and I think it's because of this pose.

>>717776237
Hope you get what you need out of Golshi

>No evidence

>>717776701
It's a good lesson to disregard the advice of women. Eventually you learn to giggle each time she says something that is the exact opposite of what is true

>>717776694
>Horse Jizz Mafia are a bunch of horse cucks
every day the goofy ass world of honse unveils itself to normalfags

>>717776717
>Peter, let's try a different career.

just dropped this game, AMA

>>717776647
>Tamamo Cross, go forth and rear-kick all mares. Cause total trainee destruction!

>>717776617
She pulled through and schooled Oguri, though. In that pic she had only just activated her ult.
>nice battlestation
Thanks
>>717776776
I mean, the point is that you should be able to beat URA with just about any setup.

>>717776836
>No! I'm almost winning with King Halo!

>>717776915
pick it up

>>717776915
No thank you.

>>717776647
>>717776717
ngl i too have never felt more anger than playing this game, it's not even funny and not even close to other shit i've played, if i had an ex wife i probably would go shoot her in self defense to blow some steam

>>717776694
>>717776824
>>717776471
Isn't horse jizz worth a fortune in some countries

>>717776776
if you can beat it with any setup then how come I never made it there
Checkmate, URAfags

>>717777019
>>717777013
I'm picking it up again tomorrow.

Oh these commercials are funny.

Trainer-san, how you would like your coffee?

>>717777059
only in first world countries due to its caucasian population.

>>717772203
None of them.

>>717777059
People smuggle rare birds in their underpants hence the term Budgie Smuggler in australia
I bet a condom of horse jizz to some asian weirdo could fetch 5 digits. What's the TSA gonna say when they fit a swallowed condom of white protein in your stomach, that freaks can't fly

>>717777062
Gold ship is shit, train a real horse like Bakusin until you get a 3 speed spark, then you can actually play the game

>>717777143
Iced

>>717776736
I also only had one bad run so far, at worst I got a couple of races where she ends 2nd for various reasons (and most of the time reasonably so). The non-goal G1 races though feels more brutal, but maybe the difficulty is scaled based on the fans reward. There's the 30k fans race close to one of the goals and the competition there is definitely tougher, but I don't know if that also happens in normal mode.

>>717777196
>3 speed spark
>good
lol, this isn't the first month of the game buddy

>>717772823
>men only want one thing and it's beautiful

>>717777143
Surprise me

>>717777143
decaf-ed

>>717777143
Light half and half, light sugar.

>>717777143
Cream and sugar?

>>717777141
Crazy Danzig went from music to being a horse.

>>717777259
He's most likely new if he can't win with Gold Ship and getting 3 speed spark is the starting point for the whole inheritance mechanic so yeah he might as well get it

>>717772823
>open door to home after a hard day of work
>greeted with 6 horsegirls trying to dropkick you all at once

>>717777359
He's got the haircut for it

>>717777143
Right now, vanilla creamer and honey.
In fall, pumpkin spice creamer and honey.
Around Christmas, a seasonal creamer and slightly less honey with a little bit of sugar.

>That legit verbal fight between the announcers and cut to commercial

>>717776806
MYSTERY UMAS

>>717777440
I would die a happy man

>>717777059
Go buy it in NZ, seems kinda cheap over there

>>717776915
What was the breaking point

>>717777602
Lack of TP to do my more careers.

>>717777641
How many hours per day do you need to play?

>>717775663
The runners have increased stats but if you have a shitton of maxed cards and legacies you won't notice a difference

>>717777143
Just a splash of milk, hot.

>>717777729
Minimum of 7 hours do to a proper training session.

>>717777143
I prefer tea.

>>717777035
Whatever you do don't get into competitive shooters/fighting games. That will bring your rage to a new level.
>t. splatoon player
In the splat threads there were some guys regularly posting pictures of smashing their TVs, punching holes in walls and all that sort of thing. A bad horse race makes me angry but it's nowhere near as bad as other games

>>717777985
Oh i remember that, some fucker went through what. Three tvs?

So whose the current top Japanese horse? In the US it's sovereignty for dirt as for turf doesn't matter since they are all trash and for Europe, Hong Kong and Australia no clue.

What the fuck is and SR+ guaranteed make debut ticket? Trainee or supp?

Is betting anon betting again? Which is he picking?

This was my first attempt at trying to make a debuffer I know it's probably shit specially the stats outside of Wit, I want to know how to improve because her. I found it really hard to manage all stats outside of Wit with a debuffer deck to beat her career, this one lost in URA semis

>>717778109
Yeah. After a year or so of that he started going to therapy for it so hopefully he's straightened that out

>>717776701
You never have enough power

>>717778164
is the debuff being unable to post pics

Is kemono party down?

>>717778164
Forgot the pic like a retard

>>717778215
that's part of the Wit debuff

Which horses can actually go for the Triple Tiara? I feel like every time I try for it they have a Triple Crown race as part of their career path blocking me.

>>717778157
my bet is on della

>>717778285
Scarlet's literally hands it to you.

>>717778154
yes

>>717778285
Air groove

>>717778327
Oh cool, thank you

>>717778285
The one that uses a tiara

this fella has the tongue sticking out to the side

>>717778157
Pretty boring names, I''m going with My Two Sophia's

>>717778402
that's the attitude of a winner right there

>>717778157
DANNEEL

>/v/ma literally turning into /sp/an/ima watching horse races now
Love it

>>717778402
it should be consider abuse to make them run under such terrible weather conditions

>>717778412
I think it's because they're all mares.

>>717778335
>is it trainee or support?
>"yes"
Please guys answer me.

>>717778461
Uma Musume has awakened something in /v/ that hasn't been done before

>>717778402
>>717778432

THAT WAS A CLOSE FINISH

PHOTO FINISH

holy fuck

Late surger bros?

Okay I get why our elders loved this shit now

>>717778402
He likes to goof

>>717778576
learn how to read

SUGOI!

>>717777143
With milk and two sugars please

>Late Surger wins again
6 Dream on Cara wins.

>>717778258
that stam's only good for sprints. yea it's hard, i've found that prioritizing stam helps a lot in career too though

DREAM ON KARA NO LONGER JUST A DREAM

FUCK YOU

>>717778576
2*+ is trainee
SR+ is support

>>717778736
?

>>717778769
aight ty

>>717778798
That's the event to get charming. Look at the date in the upper corner.

finally the real race

>corgis

>>717778719
How am I supposed to Witmaxx then? and power and speed are also important, the biggest problem I have is that my debuffer deck is not good at all for stat-building

I'm not sure how I feel about these horsecum commercials

>>717778708
>Late Surger
End Closer actually, she was in last position at the beginning
Sophia got legit Golshi'd

>>717778736
Ouf.
A bit lit for that charming status. But 40 skill points is good too.

You'd think they could afford to make better commercials for these horses.

>Inspiration!

>>717778921
My uncle works with horses, you can rest assured that as far as the stallions are concerned, the whole semen selling industry gets a two thumbs up

>/v/ right now

>>717778904
NTA
stam is irrelevant for a debuff build. you only want the wit, which you have done
The easiest way through career with a dodgy deck like you'd need there is using sparks to cover stam and either spe or pow (go pow) so that you can spend more time training wit, chasing skill hints, and filling in with speed training otherwise to keep spe/pow at levels to finish career

>>717779004
Do you think those weird horse girls (human) buy the horse semen

Who we thinkin' /v/?

curren is not in career races why is that

>>717779137
>Conman
Man, Inafune's career sure has fallen

>>717779091
They do all the time in non-racing competitions like the Olympics. I don't think there's any rules against it.

Ocala Dream

Would you buy Uma's breast milk?

>>717779091
I think they get their own

>>717778736
lol

>>717779201
Why would I buy something I can get from my wife

>>717779137
Conman seems legit.

>Corgi race
New spin-off when Cygames?

>>717779087
I don't think it's that irrelevant right? I at least heard I need enough to finish the race/trigger enough skills. I should look for better sparks though, you are right on that, my non-guest sadly mostly suck

>>717779091
>>717777525

>>717779278
your wife may have the face of a horse but she's not the real deal

>>717779137
Pineapple man, obviously.

>>717779137
came for the moolah
came for the paper
came for the COINAGE
came for the dough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUirRFcXEvw

Will we see any corgies get annihilated today?

>>717779317

Did they fuck up the audio?

IT'S OVER 90 DEGREES OUT THERE

GET THOSE CORGIES INSIDE JESAS

>>717779317
Uma delicia

we inu musume now?

Oooh these corgies are fired UP

ok i want a corgi simulator now

These corgies know what's coming...

PHOTO FINISH

SAM FROM THE BACK OF THE PACK

THEY HAVE DOG RACING, TOO? LOL?

>>717779556
I regret using google immensenly

>>717779137
Neural Network

>>717779503
they only ran like 100 feet chill lol

>>717779309
Oh fair enough, I was assuming for CM in which only 1st place matters and it doesn't matter if she places last

Is creek today or tomorrow?

>>717779683
Oh it was for CM, I was under the impression that it also mattered for that, if not then maybe she is still usable

Adopting a retired race hound is more feasible than a horse.

But posting for posterity:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j0R-XEG3_LE

>>717779647
QRD: Many of the race tracks are use for side-activities including novelty races, weddings, and so on. Especially to bring in people who don't care about the horses initially and to use the venues when no races are going on.

>i'm going out and im buying a female corgi and I'm breeding with Sam
Lol good banter from the commentators

>>717776776
Figured I'd toss her into a team race to see how she'd do, pretty decent for how shit her build is

>>717778583
It was like that back when one of the first beta builds for My Summer Car dropped and everyone in the threads was figuring shit out

goddamn that trophy is bigger than him

>>717778583
I would not give a single shit about this if it wasn't for the real world horse lore.

It's like getting to read all the great EVE Online stories without to suffer the boring parts

>>717779779
Nice

>>717778156
Cute room mates

>>717779758
Oh it's like F1 grand prix weekends with the support and local series then?

>>717779650
I'd play that

ngl betting on horses seems overall cheaper than playing gacha.

>Bar of gold

>>717779779
>That Triumphant Pulse
Kek, keep on dreaming Oguri

>>717780012
Depends on how much you bet and per race. You can even bet on races happening elsewhere which is probably why Japan/Cygames managed to get in a sponsorship with Kentucky. Japan races are going all the time for sports betting.

That being said, please practice self-control. When I was at the races in-person last week, there were addicted gamblers blowing pay and just saw it as another avenue to gamble in.

>>717779779
i love how golshi just looks like she's jogging

>>717780012
At least with real gambling you can afford to make some money back. Although I suppose whaling on a gacha account can be resold to somebody else. That being said a real gambling addiction is far more likely to ruin your life. It's the difference between whaling for thousands in a gacha game and losing hundreds of thousands at the races.

>>717778156
why are dolphin shorts so powerful

Reminder that gambling addicts have the highest suicide rate out of any addiction. Please be mindful /v/ros

>>717780431
Yeah, don't become an actual gambler. You are unironically safer as a gacha whale. Better yet just stick to a f2p/light spender

Remember to only bet batsu games with the bros on your Uma race outcomes; don't go down to the track and put money on horses.

Even among gambling degens, honse racing is extra degenerate.

>>717780535
https://youtu.be/WzcQbZdZo3c?si=zDiA0vCJabGtvpIg

>>717779779
One thing I don't get is why they didn't give Mayano the running animation style that looks like Tom Cruise's. It's definitely in there and I've seen it used for mob Umas.

>>717780424
Dolphin shorts and Daisy Dukes are two of the greatest inventions of mankind.