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What do you think of Shantae?

I think corrective rape is in order

These games aren't good. They only get attention because people are attracted to the characters.

too many weird fetishists only know about her, not enough pregnant art

>>717761187
filtered

For me it's Harmony

>>717761123 (OP)
>>717761180
Made for BWC

>>717761123 (OP)
She needs an actually great game. PC was the best imo but that’s not really saying much.

>>717761187
You always say this Samustroon

Wow, Bolo is allowed to nut in her every night?

>>717762469
my name is not bolo

>>717761123 (OP)
Made for Rotty

>>717762469
>>717762616
Bolo gets Rotty, Shantae gets Risky, Sky sleeps around with as many men as possible

>>717762884
>Sky sleeps around with as many men as possible
Me (maturely)

>>717761123 (OP)
She's nicest when drawn without the suntan.

>>717761123 (OP)
I think i would wish for her to become my wife though!

>>717761487
Yup. I'm usually against vidya remakes and the like but a reimagining of the original with a proper budget might be good for this series

I think i should find Risky and make her my bride

>>717761123 (OP)
I think Shantae should poop on my chest

i love shantae but i hate these threads

>>717763737
she was strangely ok with her underlings seeing her butt ass naked

>>717762884
Sky is an eternal femcel. She desperately wants to get laid but the universe actively cockblocks her

>>717764398
maybe she knew they would do anything. i know i couldnt

>>717762884
>Sky sleeps around with as many men as possible

They all die before it gets that far

>>717761123 (OP)
the gbc game is technically impressive

but which girl takes the biggest shits?

>>717765871
the one who eats the most meat and fiber

>>717765871
The stinky gluttonous pirate obviously

>>717761123 (OP)
RedMoa should use her more

>>717768282
Kids Gamera should use her more too

>>717761123 (OP)
Someone already said it, but rape is the answer

She looks like she fucks white men

>>717761123 (OP)
I only played one shantae game. I went in with no expectations and just wanted to play it because she was cute. And it was a genuinely fun albeit fairly short game.

any indie games that tried to copy shantae?

>>717761123 (OP)
she looks hotter as a monkey

>>717761123 (OP)
I wish I could rub her into existence then rub her into ecstasy

>>717772918
i wish risky could come over here and pay my college debts

>>717761123 (OP)
Should be bigger

>>717773269
That’d be great too

>>717772434
Looks more like a mouse here

>>717772434
Nigga lover spotted

>>717768282
only when he gets a new model

>>717761123 (OP)
I want character but the design doesn't fully hit for me and her games are boring

>>717761123 (OP)
i'm playing pirate's curse, it feels so cheap, the backgrounds are just pixelated jpgs, the gameplay is so tiring, go back and forth, same enemies over and over, honestly if shantae wasn't a hot girl i don't think anyone would like it as much

>>717780779
did you not know it was a metroidvania?

Well I bought her original game. No reason, just wanted to own it on the Switch.

>>717781397
i didn't, i played the first one on gba decades ago, and didin't remember anything from it, but heard it was pretty good and was on discount

Video game girls don't poop

>>717782070
they dont

>Half genie
What's the point of being half genie?

>>717782480
ever heard of a demigod

>>717764968
Sad, because she's cute and has an interesting job/hobby. Don't any of you fuckers even lie and say you've never considered getting into falconry.

>>717764968
>this is somehow a femcel
make it make sense

Game is fun and has pretty girls anyone who doesn't like is gay

>>717761123 (OP)
I want to fuck Shantae.
Now what do I think of her games?
Absolutely mid. Monster Boy shits all over them.

>>717784758
Femcel means “woman who chooses to be celibate”. Nothing near what an incel is, who has no choice.

>>717761123 (OP)
Would be better as a child who doesn't realize how erotic she is.

Serving aboard Risky's poopdeck as her cabin boy