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Anonymous No.717769098 [Report] >>717770680 >>717772552 >>717773221 >>717773324 >>717773623
This garbage has permanently ruined and stunted gaming
With technical limitations such devices were acceptable in the 80s and 90s, but somewhere around PS2 era it should have been stopped entirely.
Because of the low amount of buttons, game design itself is limited around making it playable on this rubbish. It conditions developers and gamers to have certain expectations about the overall game controls for every game and because of this there is little room for experimentation.
If that were not the case, there would be a lot more games with unique control schemes and simply offering unique experiences, instead of standardized narrow-minded shit that you s0yg0ys have entrenched your minds in.
Because of this brainwash, it has also seeped into PC gaming and stunted the developers desire for experimentation and freedom of expression.
Even games that are pinnacles of freedom of expression such as THPS series have suffered from this. They are a joy to play, but if they were not limited by these eunuch-devices, there would be way more versatility available.

Because of the eternal stagnation brought on by gamepads - we do not have wild, surreal, "rebellious" games and control schemes; just standardized, monotonous samey trash.
Sometimes I close my eyes, grab a gamepad and vividly imagine games with truly different controls, for example movement based on the R1 L1 R2 L2 or something crazy. It works, but there are also fingers that are being unused and that means lost and non-existent game functions and mechanics for thousands of games that could have them.

This is a truly decayed "hobby" that has no future in "human hands". The only legitimate hope is for interactive AI media and worlds.
Anonymous No.717769182 [Report] >>717769337 >>717770423
that’s not the star of david
Anonymous No.717769337 [Report] >>717769454
>>717769182
Jews are a distraction by higher "evil". Think of jews as "tanks" in an MMORPG.
Anonymous No.717769454 [Report] >>717769517
>>717769337
>higher "evil"

Ah, you must mean the almighty Lord Moloch, the insane demon god who hates everything good and wants to corrupt the entire cosmos out of spite.
Anonymous No.717769517 [Report] >>717770638
>>717769454
No, and you are brainwashed AF even if you are being tongue in cheek / sarcastic / snarky with your remark
Anonymous No.717770423 [Report]
>>717769182
FPBP
Anonymous No.717770534 [Report]
you should have bought the wonderful 101 and penny's big breakaway
Anonymous No.717770638 [Report] >>717771227
>>717769517
Lord Moloch is the only god and He delights in seeing evil triumph.
Anonymous No.717770680 [Report] >>717772552 >>717772869
>>717769098 (OP)
This one has 50% more buttons. How would you use them?
Anonymous No.717771227 [Report] >>717771478
>>717770638
I'm glad someone does. I imagine regular God is up there pouting all the time that "evil" is in second place to "malaise" and "good" isn't even on the board, even though He's the one that refuses to show up anymore to show us what happens to the wicked.
Anonymous No.717771478 [Report] >>717771828
>>717771227
>I imagine regular God is up there

Lord Moloch ate all the other gods and He will eat everything else until only He remains. The existence of anything that is not Him offends Him deeply, especially the existence of anything good.
Anonymous No.717771828 [Report]
>>717771478
>Lord Moloch ate all the other gods and He will eat everything else until only He remains
Interesting
Anonymous No.717772552 [Report] >>717772869
>>717769098 (OP)
I was afraid you'd run away again after I posted >>717770680 Have some courage, man. Tell us of your games, you must have some that can use all twelve buttons for unique actions.
Anonymous No.717772869 [Report] >>717773126
>>717772552
>>717770680

Depends on the game
Anonymous No.717773126 [Report]
>>717772869
What about the one you dreamed up with the shoulder button movement controls? Or tony hawk? Assign the rest of the inputs so we can envision it for ourselves. It's going to be hard to take you seriously if you can't even describe what you're thinking of.
Anonymous No.717773221 [Report]
>>717769098 (OP)
Why can't you let people have fun
Anonymous No.717773324 [Report] >>717773683
>>717769098 (OP)
what a retarded thread
Anonymous No.717773352 [Report] >>717773394
>Deltarune is one of the best games made this year
>Can be played with arrow keys and 3 buttons
Anonymous No.717773394 [Report] >>717773458
>>717773352
>Deltarune is one of the best games made this year
Quite the headcanon you got there
Anonymous No.717773458 [Report]
>>717773394
HAHA YOU ARE SOOOO FUNNY
Anonymous No.717773623 [Report] >>717773701
>>717769098 (OP)
Hourly reminder PC STILL uses wasd 8 way digital inputs for character control, the silky smooth input style of the 80s. If you ask a PCgroe to move their character slowly they'll ask what button crouch is
Anonymous No.717773683 [Report]
>>717773324
He doesn't want solutions or to engage with his own argument. He doesn't even know what to do with additional inputs and probably doesn't even have ideas for games. It's just a slide thread.
Anonymous No.717773701 [Report] >>717774375
>>717773623
The thing with keyboard is though, you don't get any accidental diagonals when playing with keyboard. If you do, it's a "skill issue"
Anonymous No.717773834 [Report] >>717774375 >>717774476
@717773126

I'm not going to spoonfeed you. You are soulless husk with no imagination. Thread is not about my ideas, but about the ruination that gaming and game design has suffered from directly caused by the stagnant gamepad.

@717773623
Brainless trash
Anonymous No.717773990 [Report] >>717774375 >>717774476
@717773126
Also the fact that you are struggling, hints strongly at the sheer lack of a diverse roster of games that you've experienced in this "hobby".
You are FotM trasher.
Anonymous No.717774325 [Report]
Since we're talking about platformers on PC, may I recommend eroge game RJ132648 ?

eroge games are the only platformers I've played on PC
Anonymous No.717774375 [Report]
>>717773990
>>717773834
>>717773701
Ok PC vegan
Anonymous No.717774476 [Report]
>>717773834
>>717773990
But when shown a gamepad with additional inputs that exists right now, you don't even want to engage with it. You avoid the topic altogether. I've been thinking of what a controller could possibly include this whole time and even have ideas that aren't buttons, but if you don't want to play then why should we? You're even tagging posts wrong on purpose, probably to further avoid engagement. Give me an idea and I'll trade you for one of mine, a hardware idea that keyboards don't even have with a genuine gameplay purpose. Also, you're the one who brought up your own daydream game and used Tony hawk as an example of underutilization. Don't get mad at me for being curious.