How can I unironically get away with murder?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:46:33 PM
No.717769818
>>717769743 (OP)
I assume this is a hypothetical question. Maybe tell us more about your hypothetical scenario you envision things.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:48:08 PM
No.717769921
Just cancel someone until they commit suicide. Ref: night in the woods dev.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:51:54 PM
No.717770176
Break into their house on a friday, kill them, leave the front door slightly open. By the time anyone has noticed their absence it will likely be monday and with the front door open any evidence will be dismissed as circumstantial.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:56:12 PM
No.717770463
Be friends with the current president/prime minister/premier and have them cover it up.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:57:20 PM
No.717770549
>>717769743 (OP)
You won't. Just reported you to the FBI.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:58:25 PM
No.717770630
>>717770679
>>717769743 (OP)
need to know who this hag is, NOW
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 8:59:46 PM
No.717770727
>>717769743 (OP)
Don’t just use a drone, murder is wrong
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:00:39 PM
No.717770803
Hit them with a frozen leg of lamb and feed it to the police officers when they come to investigate
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:01:27 PM
No.717770861
>>717770679
thanks friend, here's a tip
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:03:21 PM
No.717771008
>>717769743 (OP)
Say you're a trans autistic disabled person of color of other origin and that you're simply misunderstood
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:04:57 PM
No.717771131
>>717769743 (OP)
Depends on your target if you don’t know them car is basically the easiest one you might lose your license for a month or two
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:07:22 PM
No.717771323
>>717769743 (OP)
50% of murders go unsolved even with massive evidence. You barely even have to "get away" with anything when detectives are retarded GED holders who just stuck around long enough to get promoted.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:07:43 PM
No.717771345
>>717771435
>>717771213
give me other /co/ women to make nudes of and I will
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:07:58 PM
No.717771367
>>717769743 (OP)
I wonder if this cute sunflower can handle my jalapeno, and by jalapeno I mean hehe, let's say... My penis
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:08:38 PM
No.717771435
>>717771553
>>717771345
no post the catmom you haven't done it in a while
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:09:32 PM
No.717771508
>>717769743 (OP)
most important rule: no accomplice
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:10:06 PM
No.717771553
>>717771708
>>717771435
I ran out of pics of her to make nude.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:10:26 PM
No.717771583
>>717771668
Why the fuck is this thread still up?
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:11:38 PM
No.717771668
>>717771583
Because this site needed a /vt/ board
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:11:47 PM
No.717771681
>>717769743 (OP)
Fingers, toes, teeth. Get rid of them all and their body will be very hard to identify.
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:12:06 PM
No.717771708
>>717771774
>>717771553
There are some you haven't done
Anonymous
8/10/2025, 9:13:09 PM
No.717771774
>>717771708
Send me them cus some pics are impossible to make look good nude.
