Thread 717774217

Time for more rage and bullshit! Get in here Code: X0P 71V

We all agree the best track is Great ? Block Ruins, but what's the WORST track?

>>717774550
Koopa Troopa Beach or Rainbow Road, take your pick.

>>717774550
For me it's Acorn Heights. Hate that course.

Will play in one hour

Going to start some races with cpu's in 10 minutes.

>>717774550
>we
Great ? Block ruins is kind of bland. Just bag at the start to get triple mushrooms and star and don't fall off the track and you win

>>717774217 (OP)
>world
we switched back to 8dx tho

>World
nah

It's really stupid that you can't pull a feather while playing free roam online. Not being able to do p switches is bad enough. All I want is a peach coin

>>717776447
you can though

Dead game

7/24 Get in here!

7/24

>>717776645
Really? It doesn't seem to even show up in the roulette for me but I dunno. Maybe I missed it

>>717776875
>do not use or reupload
Lmao

>>717776930
it's somewhat rare you just have to keep getting item boxes until you get it

>>717776930
I also think they show up more in the item boxes that are inside the courses

Can you turn off CPUs? Please and thank you

10/24

>missed an hour of gaming
itsa over

>rubbing bills together
oh my

15/24

That fucking lighting

most of the roster is just babypedos and princessfags, mario kart is dead

>>717774217 (OP)
Must suck seeing the game die in real time. I will continue to emulate 8 (the better game) and play with my brothers.

>3 red shells.
This is what I've been waiting for.

>>717779826
>not playing both

>>717779826
Loser sucks the winners dick, right?
My brother used to do that when we were kids and played Smash bros together. Fun times

>miss nearly every single item box
Gonna be as obnoxious as I can going forward

>>717779583
That's why I want to make love with toadette like a normal human being

>>717780129
I wish, anon, I wish.

18/24 players

we fillin up lads

>>717780421
Filling up my asshole nicely

What's the error code 2318-1201 for?
Can't join the fucking room

>>717780809
works on my computer

>>717780809
Have you tried turning your switch off then back on?

What in the jungle nigger qas that

>>717780363
based incestuous mk8 bro

>>717780353
This but Birdo.

Anyone got a pic of that tier list some anon made? Cause I remember one player who was ranked pretty high yet they’ve been getting last several times. Some error is present there, or at least it needs an update

>>717780809
Sometimes the game just won't connect. It it doesn't work after a few tries, you can try restarting th switch.

>>717780353
This but Koopa Troopa

I'll be on in a few minutes

Mario kart fortnite build mode zoomer edition flip flip

fuck you clyburn that was RUDE

16/24

streaming the game for bout an hour or two
https://www.twitch.tv/superstarman25
shoutout to thurler

anyone got some tips on how to become more consistent? As much as I want to dismiss my bad races with "bad luck" I keep seeing the same people placing in top spots so they must be doing something right. I do well sometimes, but it feels like I'm just getting lucky.

>>717781849
bag items
use meta kart and character

and basic know how of playing the game

>>717781849
They do the zoomer flippy flop fortnite shortcuts

19/24

>>717781849
Practice lines, Smart item usage. Also some top placing players only win consistently because they bag every race if you wanna use cheap strats

God damn I couldn't get out of the 15th for the life of me

The moment I got first a blue shell came, fuck me.

>>717781485
Don't worry we all have to lose sometimes.

>I miss you
who is this emo faggot

>>717774217 (OP)
Imagine licking daisys anus

That better not have been a red team thrown blue shell

>>717782593
Redbros...

Fuck timmy who does he think he is

What the fuck how did they win

Redsissies...

>>717782819
blue teams not losing on my watch

BLUEBROS WE DID IT, I NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING

yeah get fucked reds

every single person in this thread is a tremendous nigger

>>717782391
I do practice the tracks a lot, can do most of the major shortcuts too but it feels like it never matters because I get hit once by a stray green shell and then get comboed to last place with no way to recover in time

Add teen Pauline to the game and I'll buy a Switch2

>>717783013
Even né?

Red lost because i left. I was carrying them with my bagging lightning bolts

>>717779870
Shells are useless now that holding items behind yourself is automatic. The kids and retards don’t have to think

21/24 players
we can DO IT

21/24

>>717783303
All items are worthless now except shrooms because they nerfed hitstun

Bluesis...

Stop rigging the teams losers.

>try to join
>game keeps giving me an error
>swap between wifi and ethernet
>still get the error
>restarted my switch
>error still persist
>despite online working perfectly fine
What gives? Everyone’s online yet this is the time the game decides to not work at all

>>717783973
I press the randomize 10 times and then start.

bluefags...

>>717784175
I got in first try just now

room is now full

one knockout tour pls

24/24

>sniped the last spot
heh

24/24

negative teamwork from a team mate that back reds me
Faggot

>full room
we're so fucking back mario kart fags

>>717784481
>>717784494
Why today? Saturday is usually the peak but it the room got half full like once

>>717784290
It’s a wifi issue, just can’t connect. Error just says “server is online” which isn’t helpful
>room full for the first time in weeks
Next weekend I guess…

>>717784584
sunday is the day of rest PRAISE JESUS

Damn using the shock item feels so fucking good

>>717784493
Sorry, my reds always go for niggers

I HECKIN' LOVE WARIO STADIUM

>>717784703
fuck YOU for that

it's fucking chaotic with so many players

>>717784670
someone is streaming the game if you want to check room status but post got nuked by jannies it looks
currently 23/24

>>717785065
Just gave it another go and was able to get in
>full room
God I missed you fags

>>717774217 (OP)
Why care about this game when you can play srb2k

>>717785379
literally who

>>717785379
sonic is for gay niggers

Hope I fucked good whoever got hit by my blue shell :)

Who the fuck does timmy think he is

If you dont pick toads factory you are a kike

It sure is convenient of Intermission Road to have a full minute of press nothing to awesome gliding so I can check on my pasta cooking.

UR ALL FUCKIN KIKES

>>717785508
>>717785508
Neo Nintendo has been shit for 20 years.

You playing call of duty Mario kart

>>717785579
That's when I jerk off to Daisy's ass

>>717785661
>unironically saying Neo in 2024+5
reddit is down the hall and to the left

>>717785661
That looks like shit

>>717785531
ur worst nightmare

That kamek was about as impossible to avoid is it possibly could have been.

do knockout we have a full room

>>717785818
It doesn't need to look good if the gameplay is 1000x better
>>717785814
Reddit and 4chan are the same place have bot posts and have corporate shilling threads like this

>>717785661
You're so threatened by mario kart you deliberately come in to the thread to try to act superior. What a sad pathetic life you have anon

>>717785661
No toadette, no play

>>717785890
seconded

>>717785901
>the gameplay is 1000x better
you wouldn't know

24/24

>>717785968
fuck off Starman

>>717785968
I love peach :3

Cloudy where r u

>>717785968
I love peach

>>717786172
thats not me though

Holy shit that absolute mayhem in the end

got fucked over so hard by 1 (one) rebounding green shell

Do a knockout tour next

>>717786241
He said he's feeling ill on the discord server

I'll do two knockouts after this set.

>>717785968
I wish peach and daisy would finger my asshole and put buttplugs in me and try to see how much they could stretch me amd completely ignore my dick

I have bottom-ranked in every game so far, but i’m not a shit player, it’s because of items being stolen and lightning at the worst times

>>717786513
Only one pls

>>717786559
Alright

>>717786537
Same I'm doing really bad

who voted non-route dk spaceport, the route versions are just better

Fuck you timmy

>>717786537
I'm the same except for the fact that I'm a shit player

>>717786559
two

>>717786537
I have gotten many wins in normal online, but in /v/eekend threads the best I've done is 2nd. I usually get somewhere around the middle.

>>717786559
3

>>717786559
2.5

WOW, two shocks in the last lap, amazing!

>>717786229
>>717786247
Based!

>>717787075
At least yoi got an item boz niggers boosted and stole mine

I love Rosalina

Well that's my cue to head out. GGs.

>didn't even get top 16
damn it

>You can now select who to spectate
So... this is the power of the switch 2...

Well I guess I'll eat be right back

>>717787201
Based

>go for the big rig while mega
>just end up knocking it over
>oob
>11th

>>717787696
your greed was punished

I do NOT muss you

>made it to top 8
good enough for me

Yall really let i miss you front run that hard

Going to do one more knockout and then races with teams.

>6 players left when knockout tour began

fuckin wussies

>>717787792
good I need redemption for my poor performance

Knockout tour killed the room

>>717787847
its dinner time, had to bounce

Oh, hey, guys. Wario, here.

>>717787201
Same

>>717787086
I wish I could become Peach...

just barely missed out on top 4, whatever I'll take it

That pedo daisy fag is way too good at this game

>>717786537
I completely get this. I feel pretty confident I'm about as good as the best players, but I just get bottom ranks a lot more for reasons that may or may not be completely out of my control.

>>717788436
She looks like she fucks bowser

>>717788549
who

>>717788504
You can be my Peach!

>>717788589
Nah

>>717788549
which one

>screwed over a luigi aiming for top 4
Lmao, even

>>717788549
Which one?

>>717788623
Starman you are such a fucking fag

>>717788694
thats not him still

>>717788549
They usually play baby rosalina

GET SOME TEAMWORK BLUE TEAM

>Bullet Bill messes up my drift
>Go from 2nd to 13th from the following item spawm

>>717788623
(˶' ꒳ '˶)

>>717788657
lol fuck you

Blue...

Sorry candy I forgot this was teams. I'm such a fucking retard
16/24

>use my red to fuck over the guy on the gliding segment
Haha!
>get hit by a red and get fucked over on the gliding segment
Oh no!

>Use red shell to take down a blue.
>It goes for red instead.
Why is Mario Kart like this?

why do these always start so early

>>717789194
Stop living the west coast

>>717789194
Guesstimation on when everyone will be available to play

>>717789474
but I'm est

RedGODS

Lobby forecast? Gotta take a piss before playing

GGs!

Last one for me, my yuropoor ass need to sleep

why is this game so dead

>>717789194
I try to do these around 3pm EST or 4pm EST so anons know the thread is up and it gains more traction.
>>717789824
15/24

>>717790106
Because it's ass.

>>717790106
Everyone had a switch 1. Only a few mil have a switch 2.

>>717790189
This. Enjoy it while third worlders still can’t afford it

Time for me to go lads, GG

>>717790524
C ya

>>717790524
Take care!

>try to join
>keep getting error codes
well guess I'm done ggs guys

GGs I suck at this game.

>>717790749
same issue here, guess everyone left

>Error
>Reset console
>Still error
I even got a beer, come on

>>717785953
Eyes tell enough

>>717790910
if you make a room I'll join

>>717789832
I love you

Gonna take my leave, gg’s. Good to see a full lobby again

Running one more set and calling it myself. Really good races today.

>>717790965
Naw I got in now

oh so now lets me join
idk wtf was up just before

>>717791250
Shiggy himself had his hand on the "this guy isnt allowed to join" button

>>717774550
>We all agree the best track is Great ?
I mean if it's the best then it probably is.

Going to call it here. Keep the room up for other Anons whoever becomes host. I'll pop back in later if the rooms still up.

Not sure if it means anything but I tried disabling IPv6 and it wouldn't let me in until I turned it back on. Could be the host's settings can restrict some people from joining.

>>717792332
Thanks for the host GGs

>>717792426
I was having issues getting in earlier too

OH
MY
FAUCI
Is this heckin latent mario karterino in my /v/?
Hold on fellow racers, as soon as my wife and her boyfriend take a break from having hot steamie sex I will tell her and then get into my cuck shed with all my favourite snacks and play with my fellow /v/tendo friends while she makes another mixed race baby I will take care of if she decides to not abort them (her body her choice)

fuck your lightning man

>>717792848
Sorry, my bad bro

>About to make a play that might get me the win
>Lightning

>>717792772
meds

Is the room up still? Gives me an error code when i enter it in

>>717793162
yes

>>717793162
Wario had his fun! Good races, folks!

Thanks for the lightning

Man… That was my 1st

ggs

>>717794418
gg

>>717794418
good game sex?

>>717786512
What server?

>>717774217 (OP)
Missed y'all last week but I'm here for the end of this one

Thanks for games, GGs

Cpu's on or off?

GG I'll try to be more present next week /v/rothers

>3 way tie
Lmao. GGs

>>717797237
gg

>>717797237
>>717797335
gg

>>717797451
Thanks for the picture bros, sorry I couldn't get a better pose, see you guys next week

23/24

Didn't make it to a couple more but it was fun for the 4 hours we ran. Thanks for playing everyone and I'll have the thread/lobby up on Friday at 3pm EST while Saturday's and Sundays will be around 4pm EST's.

whats the current room
The OP one cant be found

>>717800459
Oh come on I just got ready for matches

Making a new room if anyone still wants to play

Code: CV3 5N1

server status

>>717800542
>>717800716
Was about to play some Bayonetta 3 but I can hop on for a few to give the room a bit of life.

I guess EVERYONE checked out

Yeah. I think the last Anons called it a night. Probably best to try next week.

>>717801373
>>717801598
boo

nothin wrong with some midnight races