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Trading pics of 100 year old asaris ;)

Remember when the Alliance didn't have a standard infantry armament and people had to buy their own armor?

>>717777471 (OP)
>we have identified two dangerous individuals trying to set an explosion in the central plaza, here is a photo of them

the glorpian sensory organ can only process 60 events per unit

hurf durf get off my vidya

>>717777958
we're like a 40 year old organization mostly owned and operated by megacorps
I think it came down to Aldrin Labs and Sirta Corp, but Aldrin scored the contract

>>717779953
We're so fucked if the Terminus attacks

>>717777471 (OP)
guys i finally finished my base on vulcanus, i think im ready to go to fulgora

>>717777471 (OP)
...where do they extract resources from?

>>717780534
There's no Shepard without Vakarian.

guys where do I meet turian girls

>>717781936
by ship

>>717783273
In the club, at shooting ranges, at the docks.

700 year old asari matriarch still produces offspring the old fashioned way

>>717777471 (OP)
What happens if a Volus needs to fart?

>>717784970
why do you think they are always wheezing?

>UOOOOAAAHHH I LOVE HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS WITH ALIENS
>EVEN THOUGH THEY LOOK NOTHING LIKE THE OPPOSITE SEX MEMBERS OF MY OWN SPECIES
>EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T REPRODUCE WITH THEM
>EVEN THOUGH THERE'S A GOOD CHANCE THAT ANY FLUID EXCHANGE WILL MAKE BOTH THEM AND ME SICK

Why are humans like this? How have they survived this long? The Asari are going to wipe out their species inside of three generayions just by cucking them

>>717784970
Tali has a fetish for shitting and pissing her pants according to the Citadel DLC, Volus probably same the share her attitude in regards to sniffing their own Jewish space farts

>>717783974
>Alien mind sex
>old fashioned

>>717785685
the price of having your fearless leader be the galaxy's biggest slut

I told it was a bad idea to include UC gundam on that culture package.
Now we have a bunch of geth calling everyone earthnoids and claiming to be neo-neo-neo zeon.

>>717777471 (OP)
>not a single tree
souless lyums

>>717777958
This a mod or something?

>>717785685
Asari are just hot women but blue, of course any male would want to fuck one, you a faggot or something?

h-hand holding with turian men...

>>717783585
>at shooting ranges
this desu, especially if you get your mitts on older guns(like 300 year old human guns or reproductions). they go nuts for that stuff.

>>717790503
Simply, heavenly.

>>717777471 (OP)
Why do we still fund the Volus homeworld and their government? Why don't those fat asthmatic short fuckers fight their own wars?

>>717792302
They are traders plus their very bodies aren't suited to combat. Each one would pop like a balloon if so much they had a tear in their suits.

>>717792613
Why not engage in oil wrestling? It's been a growing sport among Turians.

>>717777471 (OP)
How do I get a Turian BF?

>>717790496
And then your children will be blue, and your neighbours children, and your whole planet until Asari inherit Earth because you mammalian hedonists can't stop thinking with your reproductive organs for five minutes.

But I guess the rest of us won't have to listen to you crowing about the battle of the citadel for much longer so there's a victory in it for the rest of us.

Primitives.

Pick one.

>>717780534
Don't worry ME2 retconned them into a couple shitty merc groups.

>>717795136
>>717796691
imagine Javik just Batman gliding into dudes

>>717798467
i choose (futa dom) samara

>>717798467
You missed one, you gay.

>>717799205
Throw it out the airlock

>>717798796
That would've been cool.

>>717799205
sorry

HA HA RACISM SO FUNNY!!!!!

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE ITS RUINED PEOPLE'S LIVES OR ANYTHING

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE BATARIANS HAVE SUFFERED, AND STILL SUFFER EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIER LIVES

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE COLONIZATION OF THE SKYLLIAN VERGE, OR THE MASSACRE AT TORFAN, OR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE BAHAK SYSTEM WERE ABHORRANT TO ANYONE WITH EVEN THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF DECENCY

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE THERE'S AN OPENLY ANTI-BATARIAN COUNCIL IN CONTROL OF THE CITADEL

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE BATARIANS GET ARRESTED MORE THAN HUMANS FOR THE SAME CRIMES

CUZ ITS NOT LIKE BATARIANS HAVE THE COUNCIL AND THE ALLIANCE AND C-SEC AND THE MEDIA ALL WORKING AGAINST THEM

thermal clips should be banned

>>717780216
kek

>>717785685
>>EVEN THOUGH I CAN'T REPRODUCE WITH THEM
lol who cares

I fixed her :)

>>717800769
I wish I could share my interest in this franchise without people who are woke.
Racism as a plot point is based storytelling, and makes the franchise more interesting.

>>717801445
>I fixed her
but she still has tattoos

Where are our Hanarbros
They always have the most sickening content to share, and these oftentimes revolves against porn for whatever reason

>>717801186
Agreed.

>>717801445
- Get rid of tattoos
- Proper hair
- Put on nice clothes
- Get rid of all makeup
- Start calling her by her real name, Jennifer, instead of Jack

There. Jack is now fixed.

>>717805514
Now she's no longer Jack.

>>717803037
This one resents the honourable anon's implication that this one has sullied its tentacles with the sexual organs of members of the anon's species.

This one is too humble to suggest that the honourable anon's fascination with this concept may derive from a feeling of personal inferiority stemming from sexual inadequecy.

>>717806857
Good. She's ugly and very masculine. She can be attractive, femanine, and still be a badass.

Anyone else think it's weird how the Volus embassy evacuated the Citadel right before Saren attacked?

>>717806967
jfc no one cares

turians are gross bird freaks that should be sterilized like the krogans

>>717810837
Be quiet.

>>717792302
>Implying that WE are funding the Volus and not the other way around
Good luck maintaining that navy without Volus finance, birdbrain.

>>717805514
You made a new character, that isn't the original, though.
That's not fixing.

>>717777471 (OP)
is this the thread?

>>717798467
>>717800714
Is this supposed to be hard?
You'd have to pull me out with a crowbar

>>717777958
>that building behind you is:
>entryway
>long room with an upper walkway on the left accessible by stairs
>rooms in the very back on both levels