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Anonymous No.717795653 [Report] >>717797037 >>717810359 >>717811234
Nintendo Online Playtest Program
RIP
Anonymous No.717795849 [Report]
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Anonymous No.717797037 [Report] >>717797125
>>717795653 (OP)
I didn't care for this. I liked making a 3D model, just wish I knew how to upload one.
Anonymous No.717797085 [Report] >>717797175
why is it still online lol
Anonymous No.717797125 [Report] >>717797321
>>717797037
You had to do the UGC test and get your own deco block and bring it to your place.
Anonymous No.717797175 [Report] >>717797259
>>717797085
Anyone recording the chaos?
Anonymous No.717797259 [Report]
>>717797175
probably, doubt anyone will share it though
Anonymous No.717797321 [Report]
>>717797125
i have no idea what you're talking about, but it sounds very funny
lmao
Anonymous No.717797543 [Report]
These thread used to have more people
I guess they either went to the reddit discord or just quit playing
Anonymous No.717797603 [Report] >>717806603
can these faggots stop with their queer flags in every single hub instance
kys
Anonymous No.717797647 [Report] >>717797704 >>717797962 >>717806209
so what was it
what was this supposed to be
Anonymous No.717797704 [Report]
>>717797647
the same thing it was last time, but improved
Anonymous No.717797845 [Report] >>717798650
okay it's finally FINALLY offline
Anonymous No.717797962 [Report] >>717798435 >>717805359
>>717797647
Here you go anon spoonfed to you
Anonymous No.717797994 [Report] >>717802001 >>717804000 >>717804209 >>717804398 >>717804620 >>717804750 >>717805741 >>717807180 >>717807645 >>717808534
Unfortunate that these faggots couldn't keep their fetishes out of an otherwise cool game, but that aside it was all pretty neat.
Anonymous No.717798312 [Report] >>717798620 >>717798623 >>717798685 >>717799659 >>717799702 >>717804320 >>717804620 >>717805046 >>717809981
I put myself on faggot patrol at the end, I repainted rainbow hearts to just be red, painted over a little tranny sidewalk someone was making to just be a solid colour. I also helped fill in the background for a DEATH SOON thing that someone did on the side of the main block in the middle. A shame that these kid fuckers can't keep their cult shit out of literally anything, here's hoping we can mark their faggot shit in the future for being political trash that has no place in a kid's game.
Anonymous No.717798435 [Report] >>717798620
>>717797962
So it's a strand type game? A shame it's on Nintendo as the only people this will attract are child raping trannies. Prepare for a world full of pornography and indoctrination efforts.
Anonymous No.717798620 [Report]
>>717798312
>>717798435
If splat 3 still lets you report players art then the playtest game should follow that too.
Anonymous No.717798623 [Report]
>>717798312
>I repainted rainbow hearts to just be red
based
Anonymous No.717798650 [Report] >>717798743
>>717797845
Final thoughts?
Anonymous No.717798685 [Report] >>717798923
>>717798312
>we can mark their faggot shit in the future for being political trash that has no place in a kid's game.
oh I'm reporting every single piece of gay shit if they bring it anywhere near me in the final release
each individual piece
Anonymous No.717798743 [Report]
>>717798650
I'm addicted
Anonymous No.717798918 [Report] >>717798990 >>717801545
i dropped this day 1 of playing, it just felt like ADHD the game. some kind of ping happening every 5 seconds because some faggot who isn't even me placed 5 teraflops of blocks or whatever the fuck
Anonymous No.717798923 [Report] >>717799351
>>717798685
You and me both brother. I assume if you add in the notes that political flags of any kind have no place in a kid's game that it should get taken down fast enough, right?
Anonymous No.717798990 [Report]
>>717798918
It'd be nice to be able to have the option to toggle those off. The "Dev supplies now available in the lobby" were the worst since they'd actively cover the middle of the screen and stop the music and just obscure whatever you were doing.
Anonymous No.717799351 [Report]
>>717798923
>kid's game
but it's gonna be Nintendo's first AO rated game for hardcore tail hand holding
Anonymous No.717799474 [Report]
Trannys are so fucking cringe and they just block visibility by holding stupid flags in dev core. It was a shitshow and I hope they just all die
Anonymous No.717799659 [Report]
>>717798312
I also brought 20*20 rocks to cover those faggot flags. fucking trannys
Anonymous No.717799702 [Report] >>717800256
>>717798312
>I repainted rainbow hearts to just be red
genius play
Anonymous No.717799949 [Report]
i hope it releases soon, this looks surprisingly fun
Anonymous No.717800256 [Report]
>>717799702
Usually you can aim and shoot and make a decent sized area all whatever colour you have equipped, but you had to be basically touching whatever you were on to do it in the Dev Core. I hope more people put the effort in to cover up this faggot shit, and maybe just help out with basic stuff like outlining or doing backgrounds for fun shit.
Anonymous No.717801048 [Report] >>717801192
>Nutendo makes another Minecraft """"inspired"""" game
I'm done with Tendo.
Anonymous No.717801192 [Report] >>717801312 >>717801545 >>717801675
>>717801048
>another
what was the other one
Anonymous No.717801312 [Report]
>>717801192
Probably DK Bananza because you break stuff and dig. Yes, that anon is incredibly mentally ill.
Anonymous No.717801545 [Report]
>>717801192
BotW was the first one that showed Nintendo choosing this as their new direction. Then Animal Crossing New Horizons, then Tears of the Kingdom, then Donkey Kong and now this.
Everything they make now is like what >>717798918
said.
they feel like zoom zoom games with an emphasis on the player making up their own shit rather than games where you give a round of applause for the ingenious level design or curated experience that makes you smile.
When they're asking me to just be recreative in a video game I lose interest. I want an experience, not just a toolbox and a sandbox.
Anonymous No.717801675 [Report] >>717801787
>>717801192
new horizon's/totk I'm presuming
Anonymous No.717801747 [Report]
Is "Minecraft inspired" now just anything that works on anything remotely resembling a grid?
Anonymous No.717801787 [Report] >>717801852 >>717801867
>>717801675
And BotW, and DK Bananza.
They all contain "creative game mechanics"
Anonymous No.717801852 [Report] >>717802194
>>717801787
botw isn't very minecraft like. Yeah you can combine to cook shit but whatever. I don't know about banaza but from what I've seen it's not very minecraft-like (just having breakable environments isn't minecraft)
Anonymous No.717801867 [Report] >>717802194
>>717801787
There is literally nothing creative about Shitendo
Anonymous No.717802001 [Report]
>>717797994
god they really just infest everything
Anonymous No.717802082 [Report] >>717802248 >>717807092
This isn't going to catch on like Nintendo probably believes it will. It's not addictive enough.
Anonymous No.717802194 [Report] >>717803971
>>717801867
Exactly, but that's what I*m also saying. They're not creative, but you have to be, because they can't be anymore.
>>717801852
BotW is the game that first made me think "Is Nintendo just copying Minecraft now?".
>Sporadic, chill piano driven score
>Naturalistic biomes each with their own features
>Breakable equipment
>Resource gathering
>Combinative crafting/cooking (in this case just cooking)
It felt like Minecraft, and New Horizons is the same by emphasizing the creative-mode features and Breakable Tools.
It's very obvious Nintendo's Marketing arm was pointing at spreadsheets and powerpoints like "Minecraft is the most popular kid game even in Japan! WE HAVE TO!"
Anonymous No.717802248 [Report] >>717802428
>>717802082
If they release it on PC and Phones it will have legs. On Switch alone, it's not going to have a massive audience. This isn't the kind of game people buy a Switch for, and they're too late because kids already have Fortnite and Apex now.
Anonymous No.717802428 [Report] >>717803896 >>717803931
>>717802248
It's the same thing Dreams (ps4/ps5) went through.
Really intuitive game maker, but stuck with a console audience who just want to play games.
Anonymous No.717803896 [Report]
>>717802428
im still mad about that. The gall of expecting anyone to create complex environments with gyro controls or twin sticks was apalling.
Mouse support alone would have extended the lifespan of dreams by a year alone
Anonymous No.717803931 [Report] >>717804061 >>717804167 >>717804189 >>717804293
>>717802428
does the "PC master race" illness really go deep enough to think "only people who exclusively play on PC can be creative" or is it just you specifically that's retarded
Anonymous No.717803971 [Report]
>>717802194
botw is skyrim/ubisoft shit. Totk is minecrap
Anonymous No.717804000 [Report]
>>717797994
isn't it tiring having to try to find ways to spam troon rights in every single moment of your life? I don't understand these people, they have zero chill ever
Anonymous No.717804061 [Report] >>717804123
>>717803931
Are they anymore? LBP is fucking dead, and Dreams didn't get enough traction to justify updating the game any further.
Anonymous No.717804123 [Report]
>>717804061
Anymore what? Games where you can make stuff? Mario Maker 2 is still up and running if you wanna count that. I know the PC has some unofficial shit like Mega Man Maker and stuff like that.
Anonymous No.717804167 [Report]
>>717803931
It's not about creativity, it's about controls.
Anonymous No.717804189 [Report]
>>717803931
why did dreams die?
Anonymous No.717804209 [Report] >>717804274
>>717797994
Why are burgers so gay
Anonymous No.717804274 [Report]
>>717804209
Something in the water probably. It's exhausting. I don't think it's unreasonable to want to play a game like this or boot up Splatoon 3 or something and not have TRANS RIGHT or I LOVE FUCKING DOGS HERE'S MY FURSONA thrown in my face. If they insist on letting this shit run rampant in their games, I'd at least like the option to block players so their shitposts don't clog my plaza or I don't see them in the main deco space ever.
Anonymous No.717804293 [Report] >>717805909
>>717803931
controllers are dogshit at making anything more complex that a Mario Maker or LBP level. Both as input devices and just for fuckin using the editing tools.
Anonymous No.717804320 [Report] >>717804478 >>717804556
>>717798312
I dunno I feel like the average 4channer is more likely to be a kid fucker at this point
Anonymous No.717804330 [Report]
>i didn't get in cus I forgot
>There are faggots here that got in and played for 10 mins

Fuck you.
Anonymous No.717804398 [Report]
>>717797994
i already know not to touch this game
it's just gonna be amerimutt poltards (both sides) being annoying niggers
Anonymous No.717804478 [Report] >>717804549 >>717804626
>>717804320
I don't think so. I think your average 4channer is gonna be all "uoohh cunny ToT" but wouldn't do anything to an actual kid. Your average tranny on the other hand, I can't say the same for. To say the very least.
Anonymous No.717804549 [Report] >>717804607
>>717804478
>"uoohh cunny ToT" but wouldn't do anything to an actual kid.
Anonymous No.717804556 [Report]
>>717804320
it's honestly funny seeing cuckservativeniggers think they are morally superior to those troons
they both wanna fuck kids
Anonymous No.717804607 [Report] >>717804649 >>717804760
>>717804549
>he thinks anime drawings are real
We can drop this here I think.
Anonymous No.717804620 [Report] >>717805115 >>717805218 >>717806040 >>717810286
>>717797994
>>717798312
I like how people get assmad over this shit, yet if these were country flags they wouldn't have any complaints, despite being the exact same thing.
Anonymous No.717804624 [Report] >>717804808 >>717804852
Wow, this thread derailed.
Anyone want to talk about what they did while this was live?
Anonymous No.717804626 [Report]
>>717804478
yeah right
lol
Anonymous No.717804649 [Report]
>>717804607
hey you said that not me
Anonymous No.717804750 [Report]
>>717797994
Americans ruin everything from Japan
Anonymous No.717804760 [Report]
>>717804607
He didn't say they were real. The fact you were already ready to go full defence mode, proves you've had this conversation many times before.
Anonymous No.717804808 [Report] >>717805082
>>717804624
I developed like five blocks, and hit my personal finish line of making and flying an airplane around on like day 9. The decos that everyone made ranged from amazing to fuckin' goofy and I loved it. Whatever the fuck this game is or whatever it's gonna be used for has a lot of potential and I hope they don't just throw it in the fuckin' trash can since Nintendo's shown they're willing to just trash games and never bring them back on a whim.
Anonymous No.717804852 [Report] >>717805101
>>717804624
Picked it up, saw that it was just “make your own fun” slop, and closed it. Sorry, but nintendo should try to make an actual game next time but that seems to be a lost art. Not doing their job unless they pay me
Anonymous No.717805046 [Report]
>>717798312
i wonder how the leprechauns are going to get them back.
Anonymous No.717805082 [Report] >>717805372
>>717804808
>The decos that everyone made ranged from amazing to fuckin' goofy and I loved it.
I hope people actually archived that stuff and it's not just lost to the wind. Did you take any screenshots/videos?
Anonymous No.717805101 [Report] >>717805186
>>717804852
I remember you from the other threads. You got to try a game out for free. A thing you not only didn't have to do, but went way out of your way to get in in the very small window of time you had to do so. Just to post in every thread that you aren't playing what is essentially a free demo because you think should be paid for it. Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.717805115 [Report]
>>717804620
genders are not a country, moron
Anonymous No.717805186 [Report]
>>717805101
He is a baiter, a master baiter if you will.
Replying to him is not a good idea.
Anonymous No.717805218 [Report]
>>717804620
it's not the exact same thing
it's an assumed identity and one that represents a directly harmful lifestyle that trends towards extinction
a nation is something inherited without choice or assumption - once born to a land and a people you will always be of that land and people no matter where else you may emigrate to
Anonymous No.717805359 [Report]
>>717797962
wtf this looks really cool
Anonymous No.717805372 [Report] >>717805495
>>717805082
I took a couple, but they're all just pictures or videos I took with my phone to send to a friend or two. The absolute best ones I saw were a Homer head and a ICE-E head from Deltarune. Oh and some crazy good generic mech suit that fit your guy like a glove that I think a guy named BEBE made.
Anonymous No.717805495 [Report] >>717805661
>>717805372
Fuck, wish I could've see those.
Anonymous No.717805661 [Report] >>717806165
>>717805495
Found this one, phone posted just for (You)
Anonymous No.717805741 [Report] >>717805775
>>717797994
Make sure you report this shit to Nintendo. They took this garbage off of Smash Ultimate when the troon cult spammed it there too. They'll remove it.
Anonymous No.717805775 [Report] >>717805929 >>717805985
>>717805741
Did they really? I just gave up and mostly dropped the game anyway, cool that they actually do something about this shit.
Anonymous No.717805909 [Report] >>717805973
>>717804293
Switch 2 has mouse mode now at least
Anonymous No.717805929 [Report]
>>717805775
as much shit as nintendo gets (and deserves) they do actually acknowledge that this shit alienates people and people just want to play a game for fun, not politics
Anonymous No.717805973 [Report] >>717808418 >>717810120
>>717805909
DOUBLE mouse mode even. I played the demo for that cripple basketball game and had to laugh at how retarded it was. It WORKS, but it doesn't feel good to play in the slightest. The best thing about it is being able to move your hands around in front of other people and do jerk-off motions at them.
Anonymous No.717805985 [Report]
>>717805775
Yes. They tried to spam the custom stages and screenshots with their cult imagery but were taken down. This was during Ultimates peak too.
Anonymous No.717806040 [Report]
>>717804620
palestine isnt a country? nvm this is 4chan
Anonymous No.717806165 [Report] >>717806391
>>717805661
Good shit.
Hope management doesn't trash it, looks like a very interesting game.
On another note, don't they make you swear not to make copyrighted UGC in the test room? Are they actually going to enforce it?
Anonymous No.717806209 [Report] >>717806440
>>717797647
Nintendo making their own Minecraft Adjacent thing but its a consistent world, Its kinda like an MMO.

who knows what game this will spawn, but my bets are that more then likely an Animal Crossing game based on camping/building will probably be made with this.
Anonymous No.717806391 [Report] >>717806521
>>717806165
Kinda? I forget. I think it's more to cover their own ass than anything, just a "hey man we told 'em not to" kinda thing.
Anonymous No.717806440 [Report]
>>717806209
I honestly believe it's going to be its own IP.
The tail movement, many block types, a pet system, and over 50 songs that sound more Splatoon if anything.
It just doesn't make sense for an AC game.
Anonymous No.717806521 [Report] >>717807004
>>717806391
so they're operating by roblox rules aka "if we don't get an DMCA, it's not a problem"
Anonymous No.717806603 [Report]
>>717797603
I've reported them but I doubt anything will be done to stop people from doing that next time other than a complete removal of user created content.
Anonymous No.717807004 [Report] >>717807074
>>717806521
I mean they're also not making any money off of it, doesn't Roblox make money off their skins or something?
Anonymous No.717807074 [Report]
>>717807004
Yeah, they take a price cut when people buy their skins.
Anonymous No.717807092 [Report]
>>717802082
This
Anonymous No.717807157 [Report]
couldn't find a way to make this smaller without destroying bitrate
here's a look at the game for anyone wondering
https://litter.catbox.moe/bkplp1.mp4
Anonymous No.717807180 [Report]
>>717797994
It's good they outed themselves in the test so there will be preventative measures to shut down their attempts in the actual product
Anonymous No.717807645 [Report] >>717807929
>>717797994
Every single person making a Palestine flag would be killed if they decided to visit that country, even if they weren't in the middle of a war
Anonymous No.717807929 [Report] >>717808336
>>717807645
jews are the ones spamming the troon and rainbow flag everywhere so they deserve getting the palestine flag all over their faces everytime as well, fuck politics in games, at least palestine is the flag of a country not a mental illness, I would feel the same if retards spamed flags with swastikas in them, it is a fucking game nobody wants to know or cares about you openly saying that you get fucked in the anus, it is annoying, it is retarded, keep it to yourself
Anonymous No.717808336 [Report]
>>717807929
Nta but even I'm fed up with the sexuality flags everywhere and I'm an alphabet mafia member too. There's a time and place for it and a game whose audience will eventually be for general audiences and younger isn't one of them. Not to mention how these people act aggressive on displaying their flags and shoving it in everyone's faces then cry oppression when told to stop or tone it down. Ffs I just wanna play the funny caveman game in peace and light up the planet, not have these people remind everyone what gender they are today and who they're screwing.
Anonymous No.717808418 [Report] >>717808676
>>717805973
was good enough for mario party but it feels like i'm using half a mouse, which is better than none.
Mario Maker 3 is gonna fucking slap though
Anonymous No.717808534 [Report]
>>717797994
>trannies put their flag on top of the gay flag as a show of dominance
they're evil as always
Anonymous No.717808676 [Report]
>>717808418
>Mario Maker 3
there's a seek preview out called mario builder 64
Anonymous No.717809167 [Report]
how many people here were actually in this?
Anonymous No.717809916 [Report] >>717809949
Can anyone link the other threads?
Anonymous No.717809949 [Report]
>>717809916
just search playtest for the subject in the archives
Anonymous No.717809981 [Report]
>>717798312
kek so is this like roblox? The memes will be glorious.
Anonymous No.717810120 [Report]
>>717805973
DragxDrive feels more like a half passed tech demo to farm ESG points rather than a finished game, it doesn't feel like something Nintendo would create at all, it is just basketball on a wheelchair, there are no powers, there are no speed boosts, there is nothing, Arms was a tech demo with actual effort put behind, it is sad Nintendo is wasting time and resources in games that their developers clearly didn't care about just to farm ESG DEI points
Anonymous No.717810286 [Report]
>>717804620
Your tiresome repulsive faggotry is not a country, faggot.
Anonymous No.717810359 [Report] >>717810628 >>717812180
>>717795653 (OP)
of somebody at Nintendo read this, to distanciate yourself from Minecraft it would be better to make the build cubes building orbs instead, it will probably take a lot of effort to redesign the game so the cubes are now orbs that stick with each other like balls of ice cream, but it would save the game from getting compared with Minecraft

it feels more like I creation game I used to play on my phone where every element came in a form of an item and you could spread it around the world to create things

make the cubes orbs instead
Anonymous No.717810628 [Report]
>>717810359
this won't happen because orbs are much much more resource intensive than cubes, you've seen how bad minecraft runs
also you're still building shit in a grid, it will be compared to minecraft, and that's not a bad thing
Anonymous No.717811234 [Report] >>717812180
>>717795653 (OP)
This shit is just Minecraft wtf
Anonymous No.717812180 [Report]
>>717810359
>>717811234
Nintendo invented the block breaking genre.