Is it too late to start playing horse game?

>>717796450 (OP)
Japs/Chinks/Gooks deserve to be annihilated in a nuclear holocaust.

the ONLY good tier list

>>717796527
seething

>>717796450 (OP)
you missed Kita but you can roll for Super Creek and borrow a strong Kita

>>717796450 (OP)
imagine the smell

>>717796450 (OP)
No

https://youtu.be/T4wt7vLrV3Y?si=spTCO6Nj9sqUJY2m

>>717796606
I enjoy being reminded of how superficial and bland jap taste is

>>717796606
eh?

>>717796527
this except americans

>>717796450 (OP)
And people will call you racist for saying that all japs look the same.

>Remember who you are, Cafe...

>>717796450 (OP)
WHY IS THEIR TIMING SO OFF IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD

>>717796450 (OP)
>is it too late to be a gambling addict?
no, if you're retarded, you can go be retarded whenever you want king. it's your right

>>717796728
came here to post. that's a lot of sweaty armpits in one place

prolly the best time now cuz of the goldshi event with all the free gems you can get

>>717796606
how do you even read this

Anons let me ask you this.

I got a 2LB Kitasan.
Would it be worth it to run her at level 40 and borrow a MLB card like say Super Creek until I get one? Or should I keep borrowing MLB Kitasan and running my other cards? At 40 she's not getting the extra specialty priority but she is getting the power boost at least.

>>717796450 (OP)
>Is it too late to start playing horse game?
yeah you are like 5 years late

>>717796450 (OP)
legitimately, how do asians tell each other apart? not trying to do a funny racism meme, all these girls just put on a wig and suddenly they're clones

Is there a way to see what the average stats for favorites are would be in a race, just as a way of comparison, you know outside of just accepting all the races and screenshoting it one by one

>>717796450 (OP)

>>717796450 (OP)

>>717797015
do you have super creek?

>>717797015
3LB minimum anything less is worse then a MLB SR

>>717797118
Not yet, but I'll be able to roll a few 10x's with these golshi carats. Not enough to guarantee one though. I also don't have that one Wit card that's pretty good, forget the name. I'm missing some stronger SSR speed cards too. Only got a 0LB bakushin in that department but some decent SR cards, some MLB.

>>717796839
>possesed her so hard she beat the entire cast of Road to the Top in the 2001 Arima Kinen
Wild that as far as other umas are concerned, she only ever lost to Tachyon

>>717797015
If you don’t have Super Creek then I would say yes. It kinda depends on what character you’re training though

taiki where's your gun...

>>717797154
Yeah, that's what I figured which is why I haven't even leveled Kita up to 40 yet.

>>717796450 (OP)
I hate women so fucking much it's unreal

Do you think there are going to be people trying to run like Oguri like people tried to naruto ninja run?

>>717796527
based and true, also add beaners to this list

>>717797241
Noted, thanks

Mambo.

>>717796450 (OP)
>every single un-pulled Kitasan is forced to dance together without a trainer san
WHY DIDN'T YOU PULL HARDER

>>717797202
having super creek and kitasan is better than an MLB kitasan

>>717797313
Nah, this is just the FLOFTHMO

>horse game save into my /c drive appdata instead of my other drive
Is there away to not make this happen?

>>717796606
holy gay and low test

>>717797071
>>717796802
And yet /v/ insists that asian girls dont actually look like that and it's all filters. Which is it?

>>717796450 (OP)
HARIKITTE IKOU

What card set up do you use for Medium horses?

>>717797436
>FLOFTHMO
please don't type while your mouth is full, pooguri.

>>717796527
Jews and Trannies tbհ

>>717796992
stars is story quality
T# is how horny the horse is for (You)

>>717796450 (OP)
all these kitas yet i didn't pull a single one

need gyaruma

>>717797529
4speed
1 wit
borrow SC, restart if no swinging maestro

>>717797559
and here I thought it had to do with gameplay

>>717797583
...No spark?

>>717797608
>borrow SC, restart if no swinging maestro
Sounds dumb. I'm just going to use Spe to get Gourmand.

>>717797313
it's just the devilman run but slightly less silly

I realized why Goldship's design irritates me, she looks like a bellboy with her hat and her bright red outfit.

>>717797313
only horses can do that no

>>717796606
god I can't wait for Neo Universe
>she's super into (You) too
it keeps getting better

>>717797492
It's all makeup and a haircut that slims the face

>>717796527
They and their degenerate culture (and weakness to gambling) are the cancer killing video games

>>717796606
>TLove
Bros?

>>717796450 (OP)
>here's your state mandated japanese horse wife bro

>>717797559
trash list then. If it were true, then King Halo would be in her own category of 10 stars

>>717797791
>the cancer killing video games
...but enough about western AAA game studios.

As a 2009 MLP fag, I can safely say the gacha horses are far worse as a fandom
So annoying.

What is it about Cafe that attracts some schizos so much?

anyone know when the next big race happens? cause ngl watching irl horseracing with /v/ma was pretty fun in the last few threads.

>>717796527
This but with the Hungarians and the Dutch.

>>717796450 (OP)
that girl in the front row, third in from the end. Most energetic and into it and therefore best girl of the bunch.

>uppity brony pretending like his shit didn't stink so bad they had to make a containment board for him

>>717797874
>As a 2009 MLP fag
go outside nigga, no one cares about your opinion.

>>717797948
>low test /a/ fag can't respond to my post like a man

>>717797885
seconded. Whenever there's another good race on you guys gotta link the thread

>preparing for my next required race
>migraine blues
>night owl
this shits rigged

>>717797883
The allure of the dark

>>717796450 (OP)
>even japan zoomershit is horrendous

world run out of souls , enjoy your corporate slop, unfunny, souless garbage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqDAOn_32PA

>bronyfaggot thinks he's warranted a (You)
>>>/mlp/

>>717798006
Rather listen to a pony fag than a zoomer. Blow your brains out you absolute ridicule adult

>>717797868
>muh west
kill yourself pablo, you're not fooling anyone you smelly brown turd

>>717798073
I swear to god golshi mode has an increased rate of bad conditions (apparently it's only slightly more difficult races but i'm calling bullshit, my luck with ailments has been horrible since this event started)

>>717797891
that's two pretty different sets of people, did you get beaten by a wooden clog in Budapest or something?

>>717797436
the what?

>>717796450 (OP)
always go after whichever is considered 2nd or 3rd best since she'll realistically have the most to prove. you nerds can thank me later.

>>717798137
Yes, Japan is killing it right now. Western gaming is effectively dead outside of indie devs. you want to talk about who is killing the industry, it's studios like Blizzard, Ubisoft, EA, Microsoft and even Sony having gone full california.

>>717798152
It really feels like the negative events are just targeted during important events coming up
i get way too many night owls just before summer camp too

>>717797454
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3442910407
i guess its the same problem

>>717798152
There has to be something fishy going on. I got that stupid fucking Golshi in Trouble event two turns in a row before the final Arima Kinen mission and it almost threw my run.

>>717798249
What games has Japan made that are remotely good? Just stfu you fucking weeb faggot.

>when the chuuni nerd loser keeps chuuni'ing at you and you tell him to square up

>>717797883
L'appel du vide

>>717796527
Only the Irish and the Finns deserve such a fate.

the horsefucker is right.
This flavor of the month game has been around for years.
If you didn't enjoy it before it was translated you're not a real fan.
and it's really mediocre anyways

>>717797874
>As a 2009 brony
Surely you're not biased at all.

>>717798292
It's fucking weird. Ever since the event started no matter who I run, what I do, they're getting bad conditions AT LEAST twice per run.

I just had a Maruzensky who won every single race, even the Arima Kinen which she doesn't need to place in, NEVER failed a single training, and she got two bad conditions. This was not happening to me a week ago. I'm seeing other anons in the thread complain about bad conditions with increased frequency, so maybe there really is something. Otherwise I'm just having horrible luck

so how is gameplay loop? what you actually do outside of fawning over horse girls
t. played only 2 gachas so far wizardry and sword of corwalia(dropped)

>>717798249
>killing it right now
>btw my definition of killing it is making games i like and not games i don't like market share and sales don't factor in because im a uniquely special boy who is very smart and very discerning

>>717798370
I started playing on global but I was into Gold Ship memes before global was even announced.

>>717798370
>This flavor of the month game has been around for years.
Anon...

>>717798385
gameplay?

>>717796527
fpbp

>>717798385

>>717798320
You mean ever? Come on anon, I'm sure you can think of a few Japanese games you liked going from the arcade era to the present.

What games do YOU like anon? What games should we playing. I'll drop Uma right now if you tell me a good game to play.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>717798531
>rolling if you can't spark
ngmi

>>717798475
>>717798490
anons, don't give me memes
give me real answers

>>717798471
the western fans will drop it in two months top.
screenshot this and hang your head in shame when your le funny goldshi memes dry up

>>717797874
you faggots wrote edgy fanfics, embarrassed voice actors, put a doll in a jar of cum, bought dolls made for little girls, and threw a fit over a twink with blue hair being a love interest for the purple toy advertisement. shut your fucking mouth.

>>717798491
hearts of iron 4

>>717798392
>market share and sales don't factor in because im a uniquely special boy who is very smart and very discerning
If you want to talk about market share, Uma Musume is one of the most profitable games in the world right now.
Nintendo is the most cash rich company in Japan. Their software broke records all throughout the Switch era, they've been completely dominating the market and are one of the last companies still releasing games on physical media.

Do we REALLY not get any generic uncap tokens or someshit like other gatchas? you HAVE to get copies of the card or it's shit?

>>717798385
Football manager.

>>717798385
its pretty much monster rancher but you dont have inputs during fights

>>717798564
it's princess maker

>>717798586
all of that sounds more interesting and based than fapping to koikatsu tier models running in circles

>>717798585
In 2 weeks it will be out for 2 months.

>>717798385
>what you actually do outside of fawning over horse girls
you train them, and then race them. After that, you put them on a team and they race online against other teams.
the gameplay loop is very addictive as you are continually trying to train the strongest uma. When you get carats, you roll for support cards which allows you to boost your umas up with better stats/skills.

Thank SCIENCE Bronies are back to being the real villains of the internet again.

>>717798392
>he doesn't understand just how much money gachas make compared to body type a/b slop coming out of commiefornia
China is obliterating the market right now and you're worried about japan, get fucking real kid

>>717798585
northernlion will stream it again once aoharu comes out and the game will have more players than ever before

>>717798680
It really doesn’t.

>>717798491
warhammer rogue trader, skyrim, diablo 2, baldurs gate 1/2, thief, dishonored, hitman, halflife, civilization, titans quest, cyberpunk 2077, I mean I can go on forever here acting like "the west" never makes good games is why I always lash out at these weeb faggots who think ecchi coomer = good game

>>717796450 (OP)
>playing
Lol

So much engagements in this thread. I guess this thread will live.

>>717798596
Cool, I'll check it out

>>717798385
It's like Digimon World 1 (a lot training) but direct to the point (very menu-based).
You have 3 in-game years to complete the objectives, you can train stats, have to manage energy levels/mood, the races are automatic (you just watch) but you still have a lot of control towards the performance of your horse girl.

Major mechanics includes "Support Cards" (you can bring 6 to a run, you can unlock skills and special events with them) and "legacies" (basically the "horse breeding" part of the game, depending on the traits of ancestors your new run will get bonuses).

>>717798629
i played one in like 2006, it was quite fun
>>717798639
>>717798696
sounds fine

Memest uma ever?

>>717797885
>>717797885
I mean there's horse races going on everywhere in the world some big some small. It depends what country horse racing scene you want to watch and how big does it need to be. Here's a website I found that list some of the bigger races https://idolhorse.com/world-horse-racing-calendar/

>>717798730
>that list
holy fucking normalfaggot

>>717798756
>auto sages it because it's a game he doesn't like

>>717798585
>the western fans will drop it in two months top.
god i hope so

>>717798680
NO THE FUCK IT DOESN'T

>>717798730
>cyberpunk 2077
Lmao.
Asides from rogue trader, rest of those games are 10-20+ years old. I'm not saying all of the games you listed are bad bad, but the west has forgotten how to make good games. You're just proving my point. Every modern game they put out is pure garbage these days.

>>717798775
>You have 3 in-game years to complete the objectives,
and then what?
btw how is stamina system in this game>? soc have stamina system and that was super annoying and limiting what you could do

>>717796527
>>717797791
>>717798137
>>717798730
Seething mutts lashing out because Asian culture is becoming dominant globally.

>>717798792
No.

ALWAYS REMEMBER
FRIENDSHIP IS MULTIPLICATIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG0bnF9FXVc

>>717796527
This, Amerifats and Israel

Brony butthurt is just sour grapes that a different horse related franchise was accepted and not massively ridiculed.
They will deliberately ignore how different the two franchises are and why one is socially acceptable and the other has been ridiculed and mocked for almost 2 decades.

This game is so bad it turned me into a genshin impact player.

>>717798564
Gameplay loop is this
>you train your uma
>try not to get fucked by RNG during your playthrough
>try not to get fucked by RNG after your playthrough by getting shit sparks
>once you have a strong uma stats and sparks wise you use her to parent other umas
>min max horse eugenics in order to get stronger and stronger horses
>the stronger the team of horses you have the more you can bully other players in pvp
the anons that compared it to darkest dungeon, princess maker, and football manager are spot on

>>717796450 (OP)
How much are they paid for this?

>>717798170
he's just austrian

why didn't you protect her smile

Why is this thread suddenly full of shitposters and bronies when the previous days of threads were peaceful and gameplay oriented?
I'm thinking discord raid or...janny is having a meltie ITT

>>717799023
Elaborate

>>717798908
>objectives
you get a horse that you can use for "pvp" or for breeding better horses
>stamina
you get 3 runs on a full stamina that fully recharges in 15hrs along with the usual regen items

>>717799109
>NTR

>>717799109
I LOVE NTR

>>717798908
>and then what?
Your uma musume becomes a "veteran" and you can use her in other modes like PVP and events.
Basically once a run is done it's done, you can start a new run with a different character or the same one, from year 1.
>btw how is stamina system in this game>?
You mean stamina to limit playtime? You can do like 4 runs a day if you want, the game also gives you like 70+ TP recovering items, I have used quite a few and I still have like 100+ of those items.

>>717799109
Why is she always crying?

Is this game fun if you don’t spend any money on it or is it pay to win?

>>717799146
ignoring posts is a skill that most people don't have

>>717799167
Mogged

GIWTWM

>>717799167
People won't stop making fun of her huge forehead.

mou

>>717799227
>the weak should fear the strong

>>717799023
I mean hell, uma musume has actually impacted the real world in a positive way more than once. what did gr15 do aside from endorse manchild behavior?

>>717799109
>Name is NTR
>Gets cucked out of winning multiple times
Kino

I think minmaxing anons forget to mention that this game can be perfectly enjoyed on a casual level without having to worry about having the most powerful cards or whatever. You can just do a career race here and you don't have to take it that seriously. There's a balance there for every type of player. Obviously most people here are more on the competitive side, but there's a lot of much more "chill" players that just enjoy the game at their own pace. It's certainly not too late to join, it only just launched a month ago. Even if you joined in two years it would still be fine.

If you are trying to sweat, the "best" support cards are going to have re-runs for the banners if you're that worried you missed out, and there's about to be a really good banner in the next day so it's not a bad time to get in at all, casual or serious player

>>717799190
I rerolled for Kitasan so I haven't spent a dime on the game yet.

>>717798370
>If you didn't enjoy it before it was translated you're not a real fan.
>and it's really mediocre anyways
Elitism of something you don't even like? Funny read.

>>717799190
It's perfectly enjoyable without spending a cent. You can play for hours everyday, you're given quite a lot of stamina. F2P players beat whales regularly in the pvp.

>>717799190
If you want to play a VN about destroying X horse's dream because you're a shit trainer for the Nth time, then yes its worth it for that. The game will throw at you +15000 karat just by starting out. Use that for the upcoming support card gacha for the giant fat titty mommy horse, Super Creek.

>>717798621
You can get uncap items during anniveraries/half-anniversaries or something.
That's why people said to get at least a couple copies of Kitasan Black, so you can wait for those items.

>>717799227
so that's why they call her Mayano TOP

>>717799190
Your gameplay is mostly the same. Your numbers are lower if you're trying to play Open pvp instead of the low brackets. Yesterday my debuffer mogged my whale friend's ace horse in a practice race. It's not worth spending thousands to specifically win the Champions Meet pvp because your reword is only going to be like 20 dollars worth of rolls.

>>717799467
>>You can get uncap items during anniveraries/half-anniversaries or something.
NTA but I'm curious about this.
How easy is to get these uncap items? are there a limited amount? I'm guessing they're not that easy to come by if it's only tied to events

i lost the google doc

>>717797874
this is bait, all the original bronies are dead by now

>>717798798
>https://idolhorse.com/world-horse-racing-calendar/
thanks bro
>>717799146
maybe the 600 posts thread during the Saratoga watch party brought on too many eyes.

>>717799564
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11X2P7pLuh-k9E7PhRiD20nDX22rNWtCpC1S4IMx_8pQ/edit?tab=t.0

>>717799649
>>maybe the 600 posts thread during the Saratoga watch party brought on too many eyes.
that doesn't make sense because we immediately had a thread that got near 500 before jannie auto saged it. There was hardly any trouble in that thread, but as soon as this one was made after that last one got autosaged, it got a little weird in here

>>717799337
how it work on phones?

>>717799146
Some OPs attract more tourists than others.
In this case, asian cosplayers dancing.

>>717798586
You forgot
>a /mlp/fag that manage to make a eurobeat for initial d
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=up6Nxg17opQ
>turn into a tranny
https://eurobeat.fandom.com/wiki/Jessa_Stebbins

>>717799190
Character and support card banners don’t disappear so you don’t have to really worry about whaling the same way with other gacha. The game rewards you for any rolls you make by allowing you to turn 2 star characters to 3 star ones, uncap support cards, etc. so you can basically save what rolls the game gives you and splurge and still come out pretty good without needing to spend momey

>>717799337
Not him but I just want to finish ONE Ura Finale JUST ONCE

>Hydrate
FUCK YOU SPECIAL WEEK YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH

>>717799787
That's actually what I was thinking. 3DPD brings in a certain type

>>717799876
SPECIAL CHUD STRIKES AGAIN

>>717797529
...You didn't reroll for MLB Kitasan Black?

>>717799868
How? Post stat and deck.

>>717799868
You can do it anon! I've finished like a hundred and I swear my cards aren't that good.

Tell me what characters you like and what your best cards are and I'll try and help you out if you want

>>717799970
Of course not you fucking faggot I wasn't throwing away a month of progress for that shit. Kill yourself.

>>717796450 (OP)
EVERYTHING LOOKS THE GODDAMN SAME ON THIS GODDAMN PLANET

>>717799876
kek this is worse than the event not triggering at all during a run

tamamo chud in unreal engine 43

>>717800037
Hey man calm down that's rude

>>717799803
>deleted nearly instantly
Yeah there's definitely a bronyjannie seething ITT

Is special week underrated uma

>>717799868
Career scenario clears become smooth just by building solid SRs which is very free to do, not zeroing in on hyper specific SSRs and their duplicates which is whale (financial kind or luck kind) territory

>Rolling for Narita Taishin
>Get Silence Suzuka
>Try her career
>Getting cucked because I don't have any good power cards and she either gets first or gets fucked.

OH MY GOD THE JANNIE WANNABE IS A SEETHING GR15FAG LMAOOOOO

>>717800147
She's kinda like the mario of Uma. Well rounded character, not the most interesting, but can perform decently well. I like her in game/in the anime, and thinks she has a cool story IRL too. The way they translated it to the show was very interesting

>>717800162
>power
>for a front runner
????????

>>717800147
Chud horse

>>717800129
>posting that pic without saying "that's not nice"
Toreina-san

>>717800196
jannie is a brony! jannie is a brooony!
he hates umas because they mogged his shitty ponies! lelelel

>>717800162
Bro your 4 spd, 1 Stm, 1 Wit Deck????

>>717800227
I don't fucking know what to do then, she keeps losing, I saw people run her with power cards.

Maybe she is just trash.

>>717800162
Get focus/concentration or any skills that increases initial acceleration early race.

Bronies are the reason why hasbro hasn't deservedly died yet I blame them

>>717800361
nah, WotC is carrying that entire husk of a dead corporation.

>>717796606
>good story
>wife material

I can't wait for Dia-chan

>>717800317
Bro...

>>717800317
Mihono Bourbon is a standout frontrunner card that supplies all the power imo

>>717800220
Since every entry changes the protagonist, Special Week ends up as an "uneeded" protagonist.
The franchise doesn't need to focus on her like some other game franchises, protags like Tokai Teio and Oguri Cap are way more popular.

>>717800147
I hate her.
I'm glad he IRL horse is dead too.

>>717800361
Hasbro is moronically retarded to not capitalizing on the giant adult fans at the first two years. By the time they started doing that, its many season of shitty mary sue and most of the fanbase left.

>>717796782
REH

>>717800317
Literally just go fast lmao. She's bakushin but can go mile or medium. Power is only needed when she falls 2nd and you don't want that shit to happen

>>717800417
>>717800338
>>717800442
Ok I'll try again with pic related, if she dares go 9th on the first G1 race for the third time I will forever bench her.

>>717800471
BE NICE. that horse went through hell and didn't deserve more than half of it.

>>717800529
>has MLB Kitasan
how the FUCK do you fail with any horse when you have her? The fact that you get to use MLB Kitasan AND MLB Super Creek every run should make the game free as fuck.

>>717800541
>went through hell
He's still there

>>717800581
It does, yet she is the first one that is doing this shit to me...

>>717799149
Assuming the brony above is sincere and not a shitposter (big assumption desu), bronies were mocked for being complete fucking weirdos about a cartoon show made for 4 year old girls and rightfully rejected from most corners of the internet for being a radioactive blight.
15 years later, any brony who hasn't killed themselves sees the larger internet embracing umamusume with open arms and gets jealous that they weren't accepted.
They will ignore the differences including, but not limited to,
Mlp being a show for pre-7 year old girls, while Uma being a multimedia franchise with a demographic of at least mid teens
uma memes being about IRL horse counterpart behavior/records and game content, brony memes being unregulated 2009 era cringe
And perhaps most importantly, Uma just being normal looking girls with ears and a tail, while mlp is actual cartoon horses. Guess which one is more popular with a general audience.

The ultimate test between them is the long lasting impact of uma is Urara's international surge in popularity, enough that people are donating top shelf grass to her, while the lasting cultural impact of mlp is the cum jar. It will always be the cum jar.

>horse supervisors demand to watch every breeding session that has to be done in-person with no artificial insemination so they can maintain pedigree records
the JRA are perverts

>>717800453
Sure sure, but when you open up the game Special Week is still front and center and she kick started the show as well. There's a bajillion horse girls to choose from and I'm sure they'll make more characters over time. But if you want to talk about a truly "unneeded" protagonist, it's Kitasan lol. She's only needed for gameplay reasons. IRL the horse was a chad, but in the show/games she's pretty uninteresting.

>>717800529
>MLB kitasan
>Fine Motion
>MLB Super Creek borrow
>not win
How?

>>717800663
it's just buisness bro

>>717796450 (OP)
>>717796450 (OP)
>not a single girl above a 2/10
Ironically, Japan fucked up by making anime characters have huge eyes and small noses when they have tiny eyes and wide noses.

>>717800529
People were easily winning with Suzuka even before Kitasan.

>>717800620
Horses don't go to hell, asshole. stop being a cunt.

>>717799868
The biggest hurdles to that, in my experience, have nothing to do with support cards. You can job pretty early on if you focus too heavily on building friendship, some careers will punish you for not having enough of one type of stat. Some characters have races that are definitely more of a designated stat check compared to others and those races act as a hurdle you need to prepare for in advance. For the URA itself it helps to rest and get your energy up as much as you can right before it due to the guaranteed rainbows you more or less get

I'm not gay but I honestly wouldn't mind getting my butt fucked by 10ft tall futa grass wonder

>>717800690
>YEA VIDEO TAPE IT TOO
>AND GET MULTIPLE ANGLES
>CALL UP MIGUEL, HE'S GOT A BASS-Y SOUNDTRACK TO COMPOSE
>TAKE A FEW PHOTOS OF THE HORSES FACES AND PUT BLACK BARS OVER THEIR EYES

>>717798924
>Asian "culture" dominant
>we're descending into technofeudalism

>>717799109
I HATE NTR

>>717798792
Meme top 5:
1: Mambo
2. Golshi
3: Tachyon
4. Oguri Fat
5. Teio

>>717800663
So they just sit, watch horses fuck, and then get paid for it?

>>717800712
This. I was doing great with Suzuka before I barely had any cards and knew how to play the game. She was my first 3 star uma and was killing it even though I had no idea what I was doing

Should I Pot5 my Daiwa? This sounds pretty good and ensures I can get 2 gold recoveries without using two cards to get them.

>>717800818
There's no doubt a voyeur out there that's too fixated on horses who landed the best job of his life.

golshi refusing to win a single race this career run im gonna fucking lose it

>>717799109
can someone give me a QRD on how this character is linked to NTR? I saw the OVA and didn't get that at all. Is it something in the game?

>>717800663
horse fucking fees are in the thousands to millions they better get what they paid for and not get scammed

>>717800818
The horses don't actually fuck since that's too risky. They watch the stallion fuck an onahole and then watch the semen get shoved into a mare's coochie.
They have to do this as the only way to combat either possible fraud or starting a chain of industry killing inbreeding.

>>717800801
>Goldshi
>Memeworthy

Her only redeeming quality is she's hot

>>717796606
Anything below T0 isn't worth pulling for desu. At least i know who to save for now.
Really happy to see Manhattan Cafe so high up. I love her design and gimmick.

>>717800902
N(arita) T(op) R(oad)

>>717800902

>>717800865
No because then you have to run her as a P*ce Chaser.

desu, the wonders the horse race industry would do if they could clone, transport semen, and other things they historically tried to prevent

>>717800941
>fanart
Anything canonical?

>>717799023
>>717800659
Huh. This ran completely against my assumptions. I thought once global Umamusume showed it had legs that bronies would be quick to glom onto it. It'd be such an easy layup to come up with a bunch of crossover shit. But almost two months later and i havent seen any incidental stuff from it. I guess this explains why..

>>717800954
What's wrong with that? Front running is gay and for pussies.

>>717800902
>watch the movie
>don't remember her name
I think you're lying

>>717800801
>no Bakushin
don't make me play the song

I have both 0LB Kitasan and Creek, what's best

>0LB Kita + borrowed MLB Creek
or
>0LB Creek + borrowed MLB Kita

>>717800934
Don't forget Admire Vega = AV = Adult Video

>>717801000
What's wrong is that you'll lose.

>>717800934
Is that really fucking it? Now I feel like an idiot

>>717801021
How could I forget...
I wanted to give Teio points for ahving a meme that heavily predates global

>see sounds of earth singing
that's a man

dogshit zoomer thread not video games

>>717801000
>doesn't get boxed and wins every race

>>717801000
pace chase is basically front running but for cucks.

>>717801052
Yeah it's just a Rudolf joke.

>>717800954
Pace chaser is the best position in the game.

Do the other scenarios in global change things in terms of gameplay or is it more just like a skin for the story behind and maybe different kind of races on the EX portion of the career?

>>717801157
I meant JP I'm retarded

>>717801128
>>717801143
Front running is the villain while late surger is the valiant hero

>>717801216
t. Oguri

>tm opera VA is also negro negro nii
wtf bros

>>717801014
I know her name but I didn't initialize it. When I saw people spamming "NTR" I just figured it was a schizo gimmick, didn't put two and two together.

how do I train Specchan as my CM ace? aim for 800 stamina and get both Gourmand and Maestro then speedmaxx? Which sparks do I use?

>>717801216
front running is the blonde chad while late surger is the crying rushed soijak

>>717801216
End closerGODS show up late and take all the glory

>>717801154
>End Closers/Late Surgers come up with 5 billion speed up skills that only consistently activate in the back for medium/late races
>Front runners just get to run like Forrest Gump in Sprint and Mile races
>Pace Chasers get sandwiched between both of them and fucking die
There is literally no reason I would ever run anyone as a pace chaser.

>>717801321
>runs past you
Huh? You say something?

This is a great escape chad board.

>>717801157
I think MANT has like no story at all and is more gameplay-focused, other career modes have like their own plotline with some characters playing a bigger role or something. I know there's the story with the wheelchair Umamusume that makes a robot to run in her place (probably the rival or final boss of the scenario?)

>>717796728
I'd rather not. Horses stink pretty bad.

>>717797071
Have you seen those videos of white sorority girls all wearing the same thing? They are impossible to distinguish.

>>717801356
>end closers main gimmick is stacking POWER
yeah im thinking based

>>717801356
Do you enjoy cucking Happy Meek?

>>717800989
she literally loves (You) and is one of the most forward horses in the game

>>717797071
You do realize everyone experiences this right?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cross-race_effect

>>717801114
it is literally video games though

Fuck NTR

>>717801448
Stacking power sounds retarded.

>>717801375
i'd be 200m to the wire before you even round the final corner bitch

ISSHO NI GANBAROU

>>717801024
need more stamina? MLB creek
need more speed/power? Kitasan

>>717796450 (OP)
how come this is allowed but my thread saying this game has shit translations gets me warned for not putting generals in /vg/
THIS is a general

>>717801586
Why? Power is one of the most important stats in the game.

>>717801460
who doesn't?

who is the most fertile uma?

>>717801661
>game is popular
>people want to talk about it
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST KEEP TALKING ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ON /v/
It's the video games board, you're allowed to talk about video games here. Go complain to the non-video game threads like the ChatGPT shit.

>>717801586
It is
>Umamusume is wit game

>>717796450 (OP)
cringe

My waifu

>>717801749
>2.5k kids

>>717801761
I look forward to finding your kind on multiplayer to rape every single one of your underpowered and stamina lacking umas

I can't wait for her to be trainable.

>>717801749
Mejiro Dober

Are parents only good for inheriting their uniques? Since the ability to pass down their other skills is luck based.

>>717801821
>>717801828
>not 1 (ONE) remarkable horse sired
lame

>>717796527
this but jews too

>>717801828
>had teio and rudolf as parents for my pace/late runners
Is inbreeding a mechanic here?

>>717801825
>gets blocked because his umas are too retarded to understand what positioning is
Coasting to victory while you cope and seethe behind NPC umas

>>717801909
Kind of. It can affect the parents' compatibility based on their real life relations. Relatives tend to have higher compatiiblity I believe

>>717801827
>seeking the hag

>>717801876
red-headed twintails with flesh-fang is TOO POWERFUL

Daiwa Scarlet should not be this popular

>>717798385
I'd say it comes in stages
>Having fun with the career, getting to know each horse
>Grinding for 9spark horses and completing your team trial team
>Perfecting your team trial teams and preparing for pvp

>>717801958
She's the same age as basically any other uma you train, anon.

Stop sexualizing umas

>>717801857
Just go watch a guide on how sparks inheritance/breeding works or read the google doc >>717799654

>>717796450 (OP)
is this supposed to be a "dance"?
are bug people so autistic that they don't actually know what dancing is?

>>717802031
I don't. My umas and I have a purely business relationship.

>>717801857
Inheritance seems all luck-based until you start digging a bit deeper, "Affinity" (which appears in the top-right when you're selecting Legacies) can actually switch the numbers in your favor a lot, and it all depends in the combination of Legacies you choose + their family tree.

Watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoGzxvdd5g0

Then mess around with (the "recommended" button can give you some ideas):
https://gametora.com/umamusume/compatibility

>>717801879
Really goes to show that at this point conventional horse eugenics are a meme and people are just wasting millions on horse cum for the chance to breed a genetical anomaly

>>717802003
"allegedly'

>>717801757
im not upset people are talking about it im upset i got warned for a rule i didnt break meanwhile things that clearly do break that rule are okay with the mods
make generals on /v/ all you want im just pissed off with the mods being dumb

>>717802112
>Uma crafting is approaching POE autism levels
shit, I might have to start playing

>>717802165
we all agree on that

>>717802165
the moderation staff are extermely inconsistent. They let certain pseudo generals run for years without interruption, and will sometimes delete threads on a whim even if it's not breaking the rules. Don't overthink it. The answer to all your questions is "fuck jannies"

Migraine in this game is code for period cramps

>>717802273
That's disgusting!

>>717801385
>Cripple uma
Wtf... That's sad...

>>717796450 (OP)
mesugaki horses when?

>>717801857
Blue sparks are very important. They give like 400 free stats over a play through. Pink are good and getting S rank in a chosen distance gives you an extra 5% speed.

First A+ yay

>>717796606
>Air Shakur

>>717802423
Why does everyone hate that horse? She seems cool...

>>717802036
>>717802112
>>717802397
What I meant was deciding if an Uma is a good parent or not. I have seen post saying X Uma isn't meta but she is a good parent without explanation. So I am asking if what determines a good parent is simply their unique which is inheritable?

>>717802368
Here's a young honse that will inflict pain on you

>caring meta

>>717801798
holy fucking SHIT MY HEART DICK

>>717802487
memed for having the worst support card in the game
at least her new one is good

>>717796450 (OP)
kinda crazy how horse game has impacted pop culture. your average normie will know this game and talk about it at work.

>>717802517
>So I am asking if what determines a good parent is simply their unique which is inheritable?
That's good a question. I'm not sure if I'm qualified to give you the exact answer, but I think it's partially the ability, but also the horse itself won't be particularly good for PVP, hence it's more breeding stock. Bred to breed, bred for sparks, to not bred to race.

>>717801879
DAIWA SCARLETTO

>>717802564
>>memed for having the worst support card in the game
I looked it up and you're not kidding. The fuck

Getting 3 sparks is impossible when I can't even get two 2spark

>>717796606
You're telling me there are umas that want your dick more than Mayano Top Gun despite every other sentence she says being about wanting your dick?

my feed is filled with horseshoe cleaning videos now
it's great

>>717802697
you've got a 20% chance of it landing on the stat you want. Then if it lands on the stat, you've got another chance between 1 and 3 stars. Just make sure you're hitting at least 600 per stat you want to three star or else you cant get it. If you already know that then i apologize for umsplaining

>>717796450 (OP)
uma is no longer a FOTM game. im really impressed that such a low quality game becomes so popular.


this reminds me of skinny jeans in the early 2000's

>>717802747
Today I went on wikipedia to learn about the history of horseshoes after thinking "why do horses even need to wear horseshoes". It's pretty interesting and the history goes back further than you would think

>>717802747
Was the real Special Week also a fat ass that ate a lot like Oguri Cap, or did they just give her that trait because she's the protagonist?

>>717802808
nah its still very much FOTM, as soon as new bigger titles drop around the end of year all eyes will shift away from it
But global will now have a very healthy audience moving forward so everyone that sticks around will enjoy the game a lot
And besides, this thread is proof of why its better that the spotlight eventually fades from it

>>717802930
he had an eating problem and unlike oguri FAT couldn't burn it to be in shape in time for races

>>717802763
>20% chance of it landing on the stat you want
Then why do I keep getting wits and guts

>>717802930
Oguri Cap has the fatty meme because the IRL one had no self-control and would never stop eating if you didn't take it away. He would self-harm with food

>>717803019
That's 40% when added up.

>>717802808
>that such a low quality game
wasn't the jap release universally praised for its high production values? As in the only thing remotely close to it in terms of model/animation quality at the time was only genshin

>>717803019
That's XCOM, baby

>>717803090
>XCOM
You mean 1% failure on a rainbow?

Bet it smells like a fish market in there

>>717803024
She's just like me...

>>717803019
Lucklet.

is there a point to keep doing Golshi mode if I already got the bonus monies?

>>717802957
>>717803075
you're replying to a very low effort shitpost, you can just ignore them next time

>just learned tachyon was still running in retirement races for fun
So that's why she came back in the ending of the movie

>>717803132
Yeah, followed immediately by passing a 65% failure on a triple rainbow

>>717803290
it's slightly harder

>>717803290
no, unless you want a challenge i guess

>>717802747
>some weird monkeys start doing shit to your foot that somehow makes your running feel way better
i really wonder what they feel about that shit

>>717803437
>hat and other ornaments are drawn on
weak

>>717803327
i know its probably bait but im hopemaxxing so im sure its pissing him off
no matter what fags say, future's looking bright

>>717802110
>anon shows up to the track wearing a wedding ring
>"trainer, is that-"
>"oh, this? It started getting loose so I keep it at home during workdays."
>race begins
>Late Start

>>717801828
Again, reminder that Dober's amazing mare bussy tamed even Special Chud.

I think this is the best horse that I've ever lost the finals with.

I'm still just staring at my screen unsure if I should pot5 her or not....

>>717803616
>soulless
>SAKVGA

>>717803509
Yeah yeah it's better to "kill them with kindness" than to reply in a hateful way, as that only makes them stronger. However! It is even better to not give shitposters ANY attention whatsoever. The fotm paradox despite the game being popular for years and the skinny jeans joke should have been a dead giveaway. The only reason that comment exists is to provoke a reaction. Nice is better than bad, but no reaction and no attention is even better. Being ignored makes them seethe the most.

Now if an anon is just asking a dumb question politefully I don't see any real harm in trying to point them in the right direction but that anon was being a snarky cunt from the getgo

>>717803540
skill choice wasn't that good

>>717803616
forced animation

>>717803540
Goldship mode made me witness my first Oguri normal ending too

>>717803517
>mare bussy

>>717801828
>>717803517
>we'll never know if she could fix Tamamo Chud
The greatest what-if in horse history.

>>717803540
>spring runner
>lucky seven

>>717803834
Bro had a micropeen and terminal manlet rage, no fixing that

How good is lucky seven when it activates?

>>717803879
Moderately good

>>717803879
doesn't it give you like 60 stats in each category or something crazy

>>717803834
Mejiro was a gigaslut, no way she'd go for a dicklet like tamano

>>717796450 (OP)
all these girls must feel really special

>>717803847
Those were genuinely the best options I had.

>>717800312
NTA but I just tried this out of curiosity and she's already at max speed in April of the last year. This was unironically too many speed cards

>>717803834
>start reading into Tamamo Cross
>findout there's bigger loser horses than Haru Urara

ONE OF TAMAMO'S PROGENY WAS 0-192 AND WAS JUST RECENTLY BEATEN BY ANOTHER GIGALOSER WHOSE FINAL RECORD WAS 0-229

>>717804118
to be fair, counting wins suck for racing in general because you only count first place finishes and that's in a huge pool of contestants

>>717804118
"Golden era" bros, THIS is your chud?

>>717800659
Think about the cultural impact of how asshurt you are about mlp so many years later.
You fucks really will stay mad forever.

>>717803445
History in general is so fascinating. Like how the hell would someone even figure out that you could nail a piece of metal onto a horse and not only would it be unharmed (if you did it right) but also run better and for longer?

>>717804339
Micropenis genes is a huge debuff.

I’m going to kill myself

>>717804484
why would you announce to the public that your horse has a micropenis?
like what was the tought process there?

respect uma long cock

>>717804440

>>717796450 (OP)
arr rook same

almost got all my golshi mode money, ready to be done with this shit mode

>>717804573
>"Why is this giga champion racehorse not creating any offspring"
>uhhhh, dick 2 small & kicks mares a lot

>>717804472
Its easy to figure out when we also need shoes to protect our feet when walking around. I do think it kinda fucked up their evolution so now domesticated horses got weaker hooves since they don't wear them out anymore.

>>717804573
Reduced unnecessary mass.

10 roll for the day
thanks golshi!

>>717804472
cute kot and uma

>>717796450 (OP)
h-how do they look the same??

>>717799194
I really wanted to ignore your post but you convinced me to reply.
Well played nigger, well played.

>>717799323
>>717804630
15 years of rectal damage, think about it.
It put ponies on the international space station.
https://imgur.com/a/to-moon-V9egm
Which is also much bigger of an impact than grass i think.

>>717802519
not gaki enough

>>717804803
a whole pound of makeup

>bronyfaggot STILL seething
you used to be the laughingstock of the internet. now you're just a has-been. Sad!

>>717804691
Nice, but save some for super creek if you dont have her

there has never been a game less deserving of hype as this basic bitch animu sameface retard gatcha game.

luv me umas bros
super glad they make troons and fags seethe

>>717805015
yeah i got her inside too if you missed it xd

>>717804691
Nice, my wife.

>>717805023
what game deserving of hype should we be playing instead?

>have no creek
>Want to roll on her banner knowing I won't MLB with my amount of carats just for the sake of having some fleshed out SRs
>but summer marizensky is a month and a half away
>But I'm going to kill myself if I have to keep using the +0 Biko Pegasus as a speed

>>717804928
i dunno, bronies contribute cumjar to the public consciousness

even normalfags know about cumjar

>>717805104
is that THE super creek 2 star trainee? bro I am so jellyyy

>>717805114
Blue Archive, duh.

>>717805114
Dark Souls, the only true game.

>>717805114
Why Concord of course

>>717805156
you don't need to MLB her on the first go, most people wont be able to after blowing on Kitasan. The card is good even at 0lb and you can always get more later

>>717805158
>We're known for fermenting toys in semen, how about -THAT-?

>>717805162
thanks

>>717805187
I'm playing Dark Souls TOO thoughbeit. Uma isn't gonna take up all your gaming hours everyday

>>717804928
You'll be an asshurt baby boy forever, and that brings me joy.
Umas a cute tho

>>717805112
which one?

>>717805324

>>717805187
RollSouls already had a decade worth of hype.

You know you guys don't have to ask for advice here. You can just look at the teams of the highest ranked players

>>717805241
Yea, what footprint on humanity has Uma Musume left behind, huh!? Checkmate, Bronies win again!

>boils a plastic horse in months worth of cum

>>717805310
see
>>717804573
just because people are mocking you does not mean they are asshurt. We are having a laugh at (you)r expense. Now I will continue to enjoy Umas

>>717805357
im assuming these are jp exclusive animations, wondering how long before they come to global
how do i build her?

>>717805392
Are you really going to trust some stranger on umamusume over an anonymous stranger on 4chan that also plays umamusume?

>>717805187
uma musume is the dark souls of gacha games

>>717805392
Wow it's all witshit.*yawn*

>>717805439
she's a medium runner, so high stamina and power along with speed. i just finished this run here as an example. I wish I had the speed in S or higher, but i got unlucky on friend training. Something along these lines.

>>717796450 (OP)
Why do they all have black hair?

>>717805469
this but unironically

>>717805539
Because the character they're cosplaying has black hair...

Belno Light in the main game when?

>>717805571
Oguri tummy...

>>717805571
Belnotgonnahappen

>>717805187
But me and my bros are doing Nightreign runs in between training Uma's though.

Don't forget that even a small cute uma like Belno can easily defeat you.

Janny quick! the thread is approaching bump limit, you must autosage it! THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!!

>>717805571
Belno Light is not based on a real horse, she's based on Oguri's caretakers, similar to how Kitahara Jones and Musaka are based on Oguri's trainers and owners.

>>717805571
stat her
>G turf / G dirt
>G sprint / G mile / G medium / G long
>G front / G pace / G late / G end
>1/1/1/1/1

>>717805657
do support umas have the raw, animalistic desire to dominate that runners do?

>>717805696
That's kinda weird they made her an uma seeing as how the trainer references are humans

>>717805657
They're useless without a trainer though, checkmate.

>>717805460
>Are you really going to trust some stranger on umamusume over an anonymous stranger on 4chan that also plays umamusume?
Wellll a 4chan native is in the top 10 so I guess there's some crossover

>>717805731
had to have her be present for Oguri's career after Kitahara couldn't train her anymore

>>717805571
Why does Oguri wear a thong?

>>717805731
Oguri had a horse friend named Twin Bee that she was also partially based on (hence the two Bs in her hair)

>>717805963
those are belly straps

i've had uma musume installed on my phone for weeks but i haven't booted it up yet

>>717805963
less fabric weighing her down
they hadn't invented C-String thongs yet while he was racing

KITA KITA KITA
KITA KITA KITA
KITA
KITA
KITASAN!!!

>Shittasan

>>717806052
The perfect umaderwear, bypasses all tail issues

>>717805696
She could be a support card

anyone have the post of the real Kitasan becoming a personal trainer irl?

>>717806215
This one?

Post nigasan

>>717796450 (OP)
It's never too late to be a loser, anon

>>717806274
that one yeah, thanks

>>717799323
/mlp/ actually raised a ton of money for a horse rescue in Florida iirc. I believe the horse fandom at large has also raised respectable amounts of money for various charities across the years.

>>717806274
>tfw you transcend umanity and leave them all behind

>>717796450 (OP)
>game

>>717805392
this kind of thinking ruined TCGs and fuck game devs for encouraging this behavior

>>717806274
>please, Kitasan, you need to go breed
>ABANDON MARES; EMBRACE REPS
>ANOTHER 10 MILES, BABYYYYYY

>>717806494
Sigma male mentality.

>>717806274
Kita is tired of having his balls drained all the time. This is his masterplan to escape the fate of being a sex toy.

>>717806274
Kitasan Black, Destroyer of Architects

>>717806673
The most annoying thing about this meme taking root is the fact that it's the one time Goldship felt remorse and actually tried to correct his fuckery.

oh lol I only now realized that "umastan" is not some physical place like kazakhstan, but instead like that eminem song.

impregnating oguri cap with food

>>717797874
>mlp fag
>2009

dude, friendship is magic came out in 2010, how were you a ponyfag before that? you didn't masturbate to the older gen did you?.....did you?

>>717806724
He did?

>>717798585
>the western fans will drop it in two months top.
screencap this poost lads, he gon get btfo so hard desu!

>>717799323
>gr15
wut

>>717798585
>Mario Kart World
>the game that tons of players unceremoniously dropped because Nintendo released the most retarded update possible
I havent seen a Mario Kart /v/eekend thread in a hot minute

>>717807138
the 12B incident is the only time Goldship has show the ability to feel remorse.

>>717806448
And 40k. It was always a jewish game but its disheartening to see most people treat it like high-end gaming in some e-sport.

>>717806831
>umastan
Seems to be a slightly altered skill only for global

>>717806673
The meme crumbles when you realize that unlike Johnny, Golshi actually feels remorse and is empathetic.
>>717807138
Yes. Despite being crazy and capricious horse, Goldshi tends to feel bad about what he does. Johnny on the other hand is self centered prick.

>>717807280
Literally a thread for it today

>>717807138
He was looking away from his trainer the entire time after the race finished like he was a guilty dog

>>717807424
Where?

>>717806274
>Friendship training isn't rea-

>>717807138
Yeah. After he heard all the booing from the crowd he avoided facing the cameras and his trainer after the race

>>717797071
are you brain damaged? they all look different

>>717807480
Archive and I guess it was technically yesterday now that it's Monday

>>717807772
>I guess it was technically yesterday now that it's Monday
whoa... time is, like... crazy

>>717807819
Monday

>>717807772
>check the archive
>30 posts before expiring
>50 posts before expiring
>80 posts before expiring
>in the thread it’s half bump posts and 4/24 lobbies
I think there might be some projection going on here when you say Uma will fall off in two months. It’s already been over a month and weve had at least 4 threads hit bump limit today.

>>717807772
>haha, that's silly
>look at clock

Rape tanhauser

>>717797559
>Mayano that low on stars
I don't think I can trust what you are saying anon.

>>717807976
These horse names sure are wild.

>>717806274
Reminds me of that story where in order to make everyone equal they put weights on fit people to slow them down and make attractive people wear masks and make smart people wear mental dampeners.

>>717807976

>>717807280
qrd?

>>717807285
>>717807389
>>717807467
>>717807658
When the jester realizes they fucked up...

>>717808183
Harrison Bergeron by Vonnegutt, I remember it clearly from high school. Looking back on it now, I wonder if it was meant to be a communism mockery.

>>717807960
Not the original anon who made those dumbass claims. Just wanted to point out that those MKW threads do still get made and some people are still playing. No need to worry about fucking mario kart anyways. It'll be around for the life of the console. Uma musume will remain popular, but I can see people becoming more fatigued over time if the only thing that there is to do is grinding careers and getting sweaty in the rankings

>>717808330
>world added intermission races that are generally just straight lines before the proper lap
>people hate it
>you can circumvent this by hitting random on stage select if you don't see any proper tracks
>nintendo "fixes" this by allowing intermission races to show up in random select
>people's hate grew

>>717807467
Don't forget that he fucking hates that guy so he must've known he fucked up big time if he's looking away from in

>>717808330
Part of Mario Kart World’s gimmick are what are the huge open world right? The race tracks are scattered throughout, and there are roads connecting each track. When not playing free roam, these “connector” courses will sometimes come up in online, which many people werent a fan of. Why? Because there’s over 200 of them and they are all straight lines which leads to very boring races that encourages very scummy strategies and doesnt even reward skillful play.

There was a workaround though. To play the traditional 3 lap courses that have been the norm in EVERY MARIO KART, you could select random and it would guarantee a traditional 3 lap track, which are much better designed in general, the mario kart people know and love. So what happened is entire lobbies of 20+ people were ALL selecting random to avoid the shitty intermission tracks. Nintendo saw this and their decision was to make it so that random would only give you a 50% chance of getting a real track, thus resulting in MOST ONLINE RACES BEING SHITTY INTERMISSIONS. They received a ton of backlash for this, lots of people dropped the game, people that are diehard nintendofags/mario kart players and they did it begrudgingly because outside of the intermissions, the traditional tracks are really good.

Recently as damage control, nintendo released another patch that made intermissions less likely, but the damage has been done. Im a nintendofag and Ive seen them make a lot of really stupid decisions but that was quite possibly one of the worst updates theyve dropped for a game, and at a very bad time when that is THE main game on the Switch 2.

>late start
>get boxed
>win anyway
arrogate moment

>>717808506
>>717808620
i see. baffling that they thought people would enjoy being forced to play a straight line race in fucking mario kart

>>717808435
>I can see people getting more fatigued with Mario Kart over time if the only thing to do is race and drive around the open world
This is what you sound like. Uma is going to get more features and more modes in the near future because the Japanese version is way more developed. West is still playing the beta version, there’s a lot more coming. But yes of course the central mechanic is racing and training and breeding. Just like Mario Kart just without the training and breeding.

>>717808330
People were playing the game wrong so Nintendo had to correct. Nothingburger that antis are blowing out of proportions.

>>717804573
humiliation ritual

>>717808757
That's quite the false equivalence since they operate on totally different monetizatiom and update models thoughever
>Uma is going to get more features and more modes in the near future because the Japanese version is way more developed.
>there’s a lot more coming
Cool. That'll probably keep people around then

Is getting to A rank just RNG if you don't have any of the meta SSRs?
I can't even get a 3* SPARK much less less 2* because i cant get to Srank in a stat

>>717808992
Just having good maxed SRs is enough for consistent A ranks. On the negative side, having good ones is somewhat important. SRs with no specialty priority are painful to use.

>>717808992
You just need to have a decent deck of SRs and a borrowed Kitasan.

>>717808992
Borrowing 1 MLB meta SSRs like Creek/Kitasan is enough to get A Rank. The LB of your SRs is more important.

>>717808935
Yeah
one is an $80 game locked to a $450 system and one you can enjoy completely for free on both PC and phones.

>shifts goalposts and says it will still be popular but people will maybe get bored because (insert nonsensical reason here)
Genuinely what even was your point? The core gameplay loop for Uma is extremely addictive and that’s what keeps people playing. They dont need to add a fishing minigame or a fighting game or whatever the fuck you were implying by that comment because even if the game stayed as is (it’s not because this is a beta version with 5% of the content), people would still keep playing it for a while. It’s accessible and it’s free, along with just being fun. I cant say that for most games right now, even other gachas. The secret to why this one has caught on like wildfire IS the gameplay loop, not just the horse girls. People liked Princess Maker, but it was niche. People liked Digimon world, but the sequels fell short of the original. Both of those are two of the most notable “training games”. Uma Musume takes what those games do right and adds a fuck ton more complexity to the equation with infinite replayability and literally years of weekly updates to come. That’s without even getting into the anime/manga side of things as well. Uma is just getting started, it’s not going anywhere much to the chagrine of bronies.

A miracle that we got one thread reaching bump limit.

>>717809578
it just depends on which janny happens to be on duty

>>717808620
I genuinely cannot tell what Nintendo was thinking. People were having fun playing the game. EVERYONE wanted to play on the traditional tracks. The controversy had solved itself. But they decided "Nope! You have to play on the shitty straight line tracks!" This isn't even a game where they're trying to sell you skins or anything. There's no reason to force players to play something they don't want to play. The only thing I can think of is they genuinely believed "if we force players to play the shitty boring tracks, they'll simply play longer so they can play the actual fun tracks!"

>>717809578
we had a thread hit 600 literally a few hours ago lol, then another got near 500 before being autosaged. So one thread out of 5 might get autosaged and have 450 posts instead of 600? oh lawdy it’s a miracle!

>>717809464
I'm surprised that you got this worked up over a simple comment that wasn't even that negative.

>>717809706
Japanese stubborness on “the intended experience”.
>we put a lot of time into designing this open world and so we want to make sure you enjoy it
maybe they thought “if they just give it a chance they will change their mind”, but that’s way too retarded to be likely. Just stubborness and wanting people to adhere to their vision. But the thing is, we already had knockout tour! But knockout tour only has EIGHT CUPS. The people who play knockout tour enjoy it because intermissions actually work well in that mode. They could have made more knockout tour cups, but nah. Gotta destroy the regular mode as well. It’s ridiculous because they clearly put a ton of effort into the actual racetracks themselves, but they only want people to play them 20% of the time it seems.

All Japs, Chinks and Gooks deserve to be annihilated in a nuclear holocaust.

>>717809706
Literally just make those straight tracks shorter and still keep the 3 laps for the main track and the problem is fixed. It should be a way to get advantage through coins or items while vying for a good position before the actual lap

>>717810073
*yawn* grow up

>>717809940
Because it’s one of the stupidest things Ive read all day
>dude I think people might get tired of street fighter because the only thing you can do is fight people!
If it was meant to be a shitpost, it’s brilliant! but if that was your original line of thought, please explain to me what the FUCK you meant. Then you shifted goalposts rather than stand by your initial comment, which is annoys me more than if you were to just stick to your guns. So you acted like a retard and you pussied out, that’s why I dumped on you man.