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Anonymous No.717799163 >>717799560 >>717800362 >>717800484 >>717801110 >>717801278 >>717804141 >>717806694
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Anonymous No.717799238 >>717799953
guy looking through the world's smallest telescope
Anonymous No.717799560 >>717799623 >>717799819 >>717800014 >>717803342 >>717804856 >>717805647 >>717806083
>>717799163 (OP)
who would design something like this? for what purpose?
Anonymous No.717799608
is this a skibidi toilet
Anonymous No.717799623
>>717799560
It was made by a jew
Anonymous No.717799819 >>717799881 >>717800189 >>717800660 >>717800864
>>717799560
>if you do it successfully the needle goes in smoothly just as designed although that still looks like it hurts like a motherfucker
>if you're even 0.1 centemeters off the thing basically rapes Isaac's brain and eye socket, blending it into a smoothie

No seriously, who designed this?
Anonymous No.717799881
>>717799819
People with a gore fetish.
Anonymous No.717799953
>>717799238
Kek
Anonymous No.717800014
>>717799560
I imagine that typically the person in there would likely be heavily sedated
Anonymous No.717800087
How could anyone like flat?
Anonymous No.717800189 >>717800579
>>717799819
It's supposed to go in your pee hole. Issac did it wrong.
Anonymous No.717800362 >>717800521 >>717800693 >>717800904 >>717803613
>>717799163 (OP)
>wow this remake did really well
>should we remake the second game that's even more popular?
>mmmm...no >:)
Anonymous No.717800484 >>717800802
>>717799163 (OP)
and fuck your marker
Anonymous No.717800521
>>717800362
I'm still seething and fuming so hard about EA not remaking the second Dead space game because the recent one didn't reach their sell quota
Anonymous No.717800549
>make us whole
>WHOLE CAN OF WHOOPASS
Anonymous No.717800579
>>717800189
Can't even claim it was a misunderstanding, because if it was he would have been jabbing his ears
Anonymous No.717800660
>>717799819
The same ones that wanted to implant explosive tipped railroad spikes into the back of VR headsets. Same logic applied here at scale. When the death cult infects your mind everything becomes service to that insatiable desire.
Anonymous No.717800693
>>717800362
and I kinda liked the remake, oh well...
Anonymous No.717800802
>>717800484
Anonymous No.717800864
>>717799819
It's not designed to be operated by the guy inside it.
Anonymous No.717800904 >>717803434 >>717806567
>>717800362
DS2 absolutely does not need a remake. It could use a remaster, but the voice acting and casting of the original cannot be beat.
Anonymous No.717801110
>>717799163 (OP)
Stuff like this happens to goldship on a daily basis
Anonymous No.717801129 >>717801258 >>717802578
fucking laughable how they still haven't learned there lesson from DS3 this franchise was a goldmine and yet EA still managed to fuck it up
Anonymous No.717801191
when did you realize DS2 is among the greatest action games ever made
Anonymous No.717801258
>>717801129
>EA
>not fucking their franchises into the dirt
That's their entire business model. If it ain't broke don't fix. Well until the shareholders start having a little cry about it.
Anonymous No.717801278 >>717801681
>>717799163 (OP)
bro got the moderna shot
Anonymous No.717801681
>>717801278
>the Regenerator was sponsored by Pfizer
Anonymous No.717802578
>>717801129
Trying to think niche horror games will always sell 10M each game is batshit and wishful thinking. Especially with how much scummy DLC monetization they forced into DS2, and was even worse because of the upgrade system for 3.
Anonymous No.717803342 >>717807890
>>717799560
Eye surgery machine that Mr. Clarke isn't using correctly.
Anonymous No.717803434
>>717800904
The only thing I would change is like minor bug fixes like the corpses de-spawning when there are too many on screen
Anonymous No.717803613
>>717800362
Dead Space 2 will forever be unplayable now
Anonymous No.717804141
>>717799163 (OP)
Getting lasik be like
Anonymous No.717804856
>>717799560
same guy who made the femur breaker and pic related
Anonymous No.717804868
Ellie was a poor love interest
Anonymous No.717805647
>>717799560
spoilers. they used it to get in Isaacs brain cause he had the knowledge to build another Marker.
Anonymous No.717805908 >>717806054
Tried playing this on PC but couldn’t get it to work correctly even after trying out some fixes cause modern processors or some bullshit. Oh well, will just play the 360 version again.
Anonymous No.717806054
>>717805908
The PC port's pretty fucked. Even if you get the framerate locked so the physics don't go apeshit, you'll have to play the "is your controller compatible?" game.
Anonymous No.717806083 >>717806436
>>717799560
>NOOOO THIS HORROR GAME CAN'T JUST MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE AIIIIEEEEE
kys
Anonymous No.717806436
>>717806083
Don't tell him how the Remake made the Force Gun even more unnerving. It literally degloves the skin off of necromorphs when you hit them with one shot.
Anonymous No.717806567
>>717800904
I don't know. I think it would have been neat to see a more interconnected Sprawl like they did with the Ishimura in the DS1 remake.
Anonymous No.717806694
>>717799163 (OP)
>cross your heart and hope to die STICK A NEEDLE INYORIIIIIIIIIII
Anonymous No.717807890
>>717803342
Isaac in that scene looks like he's doing surgery on himself after watching a YouTube tutorial once and deciding he doesn't need anesthesia. Bro jamming needles into his eye like it’s a Tuesday. Still the most pants-shitting moment in the series, and that’s saying something in a game full of flesh puppets screaming at you.