Thread 717800041

I FUCKING LOVE BEING IN HALOOOOOO. CORTANA RECORD ME FUCKING THIS IRISH ACTRESS WHILE YOU SIT IN THE CORNER LIKE A GOOD GIRL

>>717800041 (OP)
He looks retarded

>>717800041 (OP)
he has an insane resemblance to a soijack. it's almost uncanny, it's creepy looking at him. it HAD to have been a joke, "i know, let's make a tv show about that video game series where you never see the protagonist's face, and then just have his face showing all the time and we should also have him open his mouth really wide and yell like a monkey"

>>717800116
Joining the space marines for a degree im engineering.

proof that leftists cannot make art, only propaganda

>>717801015
That's pretty good, anon.

>>717801078
What art have you made?

>>717802434
The halo TV show wasn't good lol

>>717802585
Yes it sucked ass, but you didn't answer my question

>>717802434
i invented the wheel, hbu sweetie pip?

>>717802658
I invented the square wheel, keep up nigga

>>717802650
i drew a frog on pixiv and it got 500 views and i have 55 followers now

>>717802742
the most leftist invention ever

>>717802650
The question you asked won't make the halo show good lol

>>717802742
thats a square tire not a square wheel. the rim does not rotate only the tire does

>>717802849
I know? I'm not defending the show, i'm just asking you a question, why so defensive? lol

>>717800041 (OP)
Pure kinography, a shame it got cancelled

>>717802959
I could shit on the floor and it would be better art than the halo show

Rightoids and leftists are not funny and make shit media. The best media is made by people who don't give a shit about culture wars or politics.

>>717802216
thanks

>>717803045
Keep deflecting if you want, your insecurity is tiring me, feel free to reply

>>717803059
trvke but open your eyes
swamped by extreme left agitation propaganda and denied by extreme left institutions if you dont poz your product to toe their line AKA cancel culture and so on

>>717800116
Looks slavish

>>717801015
Saved

>>717802968
I was tired of holding back autism rage after hearing from a normie coworker that she thought it was good.

>>717800041 (OP)
There needs to be more cuckqueening in media.

>>717800116
he's a jew inbread nepobaby

Halo.

>>717808179
Finally... the trve FAVSTIAN SPVRVT of the Halo-playing wh*toid Xbox dudebro has been represented on the BoobTube

>>717800116
Yeah they got chief wrong. Chief is autistic in the games, not retarded

>>717808179
what race is that..?

>>717803234
>and denied by extreme left institutions
Such as..?

>>717810356
western institutions are not widely known and mocked for being captured by leftist extremists who force their retarded shit down everyone's throats and hamstring further development. they are saving the white race!

>>717808179
so which one is the marine.

>>717808179
For a blind guy he sure knew that he had to raise his hand before the plate started coming towards him at the right angle

>>717801015
'm

>>717810320
An albino negro

>Halo was originally going to be a Mac exclusive. Steve Jobs introduced the game at MacWorld 1999
>Bungie sold themselves, and Halo, as separate purchases to MS in 2000
>Max Hoberman established Xbox Live, SBMM, 1-50 ranking system, online multiplayer on consoles, online Halo state tracking on Bungie.net
>After Halo 2, Bungie now want to leave Microsoft, works up a deal where they fill 3 obligations
>1: Halo 3
>2: Halo Chronicles
>3: Halo 4
>Halo Movie is scrapped, ODST is compensated
>Halo 4 is scrapped, Lee Wilson wants to make Reach
>Bungie leaves in 2011
>MS creates 343 to create Halo content in 2009
>MS/343 outsource Halo Anniversary to Saber, Saber got the contract to develop Halo Anniversary because its CEO 'offered to do it for free' lol
>343 gave Halo PC's Gearbox code base to Saber
>343 doesn't know how to use Bungie's Halo engine, only the original Bungie devs knew, Marty told 343 that nobody at Bungie would help them lol
>Frank O'Connor retcons Joe Staten's lore and mythos (Humans = Forerunners)
>Halo 4 despised by fans
>Xbox no longer has Halo carrying the Xbox brand
>Xbox One 2013 announcement is a complete flop and permanently damaged the Xbox brand to this day
>Halo MCC was marketed as a love letter for the fans, having H1/H2/H3 on one console, 1080p 60fps with all maps, but completely busted on release
>H1 MCC and H2 MCC based on PC port codebase and not the original Xbox codebase
>Halo 5 releases, and if Halo 4 didn't kill the franchise, Halo 5 buried it
>Tom French managed to salvage Halo 5's multiplayer, H5 never got a W11 port
>Halo MCC ported to Windows 10, 343 hires Halo MODDER Sean Cooper (kornman00) to fix the broken port from Jan 2018 - Dec 2023
>Infinite and Series X marketed as a return to Xbox's origins
>Infinite is delayed, released, promised a 10 year plan and is a complete flop
>Slipspace Engine is a basterdized chopped up mess of Bungie's BLAM engine
>343 renamed to Halo Studios and is remaking CE in UE5

You are here

>>717809272
>Yeah they got chief wrong. Chief is autistic in the games, not retarded

Chief has a different personality depending on who writes him

>Eric Nylund
Fall of Reach
First Strike

>Joe Staten
Halo CE
Halo 2
Halo 3

>343
Halo 4
Halo 5
Infinite

>>717800041 (OP)
>WHAT'D YOU SAY ABOUT TRANSFOLX?
>*THWOMP*

>>717800116
Thats why he should have had his halment on for most of the show but actors are cunts that want to self-insert themselves to the character to sell their faces.

>>717800041 (OP)
>POV palestinian child about to be "rescued" by an IDF soldier circa 2025

>>717813378
A lot of people dog on the Israelis for killing children, but doesn't Palestine do the same thing?

I forgot that this rancid piece of shit exists.

>>717802434
I drew a dwarf the other day

>>717800116
ded woife cunt

>>717815115
crazy, I drew an elf the other day. Post your work

>>717814414
Yeah but they are brown which negates it

>>717814414
Well you see those children were Jewish so half the world ignores them and the other half cheers their deaths

>>717801015
Lol saved

>>717814414
Not on the scale that Israel is doing right now.

>>717800041 (OP)
I haven't watched this but it seems like something a jew director would use to pad out his resume

>>717816776
Actor is a jew too.

They made Master Chief a jew.

>>717813208
Major respect again for Karl urban for keeping the damn helmet on as judge dredd

>>717820003
And FUCK Sylvester Stallone

>>717800116
Jews cannot create. Only subvert or destroy.
Jews are evil. Nature hates them, and so should you.

>>717800041 (OP)
>>717801015
template for edits?