Thread 717800715

>turn on pc
>browse game library
>turn off pc
>go to bed
>put headphones
>put mommy girlfriend asmr on phone
>sleep
It’s over. Games are not fun anymore. It’s all slop now.

Try getting into kpop!

shut up you pussy

90% of this board has textbook depression caused by several years of a bad diet.

If you are depressed or feel jaded, make sure to try:
>taking probiotics DAILY (preferably fermented foots like kefir or sauerkraut, but pill form can be ok)
>ingesting at least 20g of fiber daily (this is the bare minimum but you can aim for higher)

And there you go.

Vitamins are not enough. You need the microbiomes at top shape.

>game audio sounds loud and stresses me out so i have to tone it down from 100 to 10 or less
thoughts?

For me I start jerking off to porn Collective Shout would hate when I feel like that, often for 3 hours at a time, but then I feel peaceful afterwards and play Switch 2.

>>717800715 (OP)
>turn on pc
>play factorio for 7 hours straight
It's just that easy

tfw no gf

get a job

>>717800715 (OP)
Start with talking to AI model girlfriends. Then move on to Discord, then to VRchat, them real life.
Unless your depression is chemical, then you need medication..

>>717800715 (OP)
get a job ya fool.

>>717803618
>>717803787
Not OP but working is gay and makes me just want to sleep all the time

I've been listening to this ASMR girl who's really cute and am not gonna post her cause she's mine, fuck you /v/.

>>717803618
based. i work 5 days a week at so i can game on the weekends.

as long as you can use your nintendo switch at work it really isnt that bad!

Every day I thank the fates I'm not a retarded frogposter.
Drink water.

anhedonia is one hell of a bitch

>>717800715 (OP)
>>put mommy girlfriend asmr on phone
you guys are joking when you say shit like this, right?

>>717804181
You need to go back normalnigger.

>>717803948
if it's modern asmr feel free to gatekeep, i don't care..

pre-2015 whispered/soft speaking is where it's at

>>717804181
Nah, I listen to LurkyDip nightly and pretend she's Karlach. Or asmr.one if I need to change it up.

>>717800810
Cute bug

>>717800715 (OP)
I suggest you delete your frog folder for starters.

>>717804225
If it's not a woman who you're intimate with then what's the point? You just feel embarrassed for and slightly disgusted by this girl whispering cutesy stuff in your ear, but little does she know, you're some weirdo who she'd feel uncomfortable with in person. Shit is absurd.

>>717800810
prompt?

>>717803948
>Be me
>Find some ASMR petite Latina with soft little glossy lips who does a lot of mouth/kissing stuff
>get the feeling that she's much younger than she's saying

>>717804496
That is barely scratching the surface in degeneracy though.

>>717804463
She is!
>>717804530
She does look unreal but it's best girl Miyeon.

>>717804576
I know, I'm just generalizing. It's definitely not as bad as being a whale.

>>717804584
so ai is still superior
got it

>>717804496
You're not viewing this from the perspective of a complete shut in who has nothing in his life or anyone he views romantically.

>>717804654
Can AI do this?

>>717804181
they have to be. its just too pathetic. Then again, i have had the luck of actually being in a relationship twice so I know the real thing which might be why a cringe youtube video wouldnt work on me.

I do like the japanese ASMR erotic audio of the two succubus raping you though

>>717800868
>take probiotics
>gain 20lb
my microbiome was PERFECT at shitting out extra nutrients but now i absorb them. fuck you

>>717804770
that's just an average girl doing literally nothing
there's nothing special about it

>>717806461
Eat things that reduce microbiome.

>>717806589
AI can't eat human food, checkmate atheists!

>>717800868
honestly if you do the same thing all the time and expect it to make you happy forever you're mega retarded
you should really diversify your interests and focus on things that give you serotonin instead of dopamine, that way when games fall through (because they will eventually like every other dopamine milking activity) you have something to fall back on
otherwise you end up like all these losers that wake up one day like they got hit with a flash bang and games are boring and their life feels empty, yeah no shit retard

>>717800715 (OP)
you just need to find a new game that ignites your passion. i know that feel. i always get a bit anxious when my current hyperfixation begins to wain and i know i'll need to find another one soon. quiet is kept though, ASMRtists are doing more for men's mental health than most pharmaceutical companies. if i couldn't lay down and have a pretty voice whisper reassurances and ramble about her day, i probably would've cracked and smoked myself years ago. i've learned through it that sometimes when i think i'm horny and wanna watch porn, i'm actually just craving cuddles and attention, and listening to ASMR fulfills that in a way that cumming doesn't.

>>717806648
i just want my old microbiome back. i miss it.

>>717804548
WHO?

>>717804181
Where do you think we are?

>>717800715 (OP)
i have felt this for a while now. idk for sure if fun games still exist. in my opinion there are probably still good games out there but they are buried under the mountain of slop. and even the good games have to keep up with the times by using sleazy moneygrabbing. also theres a pretty good chance that your favorite game company is owned by a chinese corporation anyway so what the fuck do you expect lol. everything is a mobile game made to suck money from chinese teenagers now

frankly it doesn't really matter, point is that we have basically outgrown video games in one way or another. it's time for you to focus your energy on something else. don't be sad that it's over, be glad that you got to enjoy games when they were actually good. now it's time for you to read books, talk to people, exercise, meditate and build your kingdom.

and i would recommend not pursuing women romantically or sexually, especially the white ones. they are a lost cause and they will suck the soul out of you just like the chinese megacorps. you're not missing anything, trust me. plus if you really are that interested in sex, then after you shun women for a few years and focus on building your body and mind, they will likely find you irresistible anyway. but even then, dont trust a single fucking one of them. godspeed anon

>>717806772
I dunno, I didn't bookmark/subscribe + I don't have history saved on the browser.

>>717800715 (OP)
I'd be playing fortnite right now if EPIC GAMES LAUNCHER FUCKING DOWNLOADED

>>717804181
/v/ is THE place on the internet where no one is lying about what they jerk off to or find attractive

>>717800715 (OP)
plenty of great games and most of them are 10+ years old.
if you cant find good games to sink another 16k hours into then thats on you.

>>717803860
>working is gay
and OP is gay as well. It fits

>>717800715 (OP)
Can't you just play the near endless choices of classic games instead?

>>717808754
fucking antisemitic economic terrorist

>>717800715 (OP)
Just read a book literally any book i'm not telling you to read le Great Gatsby or something read literally anything it'll help

>>717804548
>>717807560
cringe

>>717804225
Mommy shit is literally normalnigger tier fetishism. You're trying way too hard.