Thread 717804321

Is it possible to have a virtual bro today without the game asking if you want to suck his dick?

>>717804321 (OP)
>willingly select the dialogue option that says "yes i want to have hardcore gay sex"
>complain that the game forces you to have hardcore gay sex

>>717806217
you get gay options just playing the game, the "i willingly stumbled into gay options" myth is a myth

>>717806541
then don't choose those options retard

>>717806691
No no, even the possibility of homosexuality being brought up makes me think of gross steamy hot dicks. I can't have that, the game is trying to make me gay!!

>>717806691
You don't understand that simply seeing these options ruins the game?

>>717806817
Why are you being immature about this? Can you not understand that people have different opinions in life?

You can probably guess when this was made.

>>717806854
is that borderlands 3 or which one?

>>717804321 (OP)
if my bro wanted me to fuck him in the ass...I'd do it. just be a good friend dude

>>717807082
holy shit, i thought pic related was the only bad one

>>717806851
Anon. Why did you even reply? Obviously I think you're stupid for taking umbrage with a the possibility of a dialogue option you don't even choose, and you aren't providing any argument as to why thats not stupid, except 'durr its my retarded opinion LET PEOPLE LIKE STUFF' shit.

>>717806851
no i really do not understand why you are so obsessed with gay sex

>>717807175
>>717807227
you're the ones walking into a thread about woke content, complaining about people complaining about something they think is woke, telling them to just ignore that content when you can't just ignore this thread. then you get upset when i tell you you're fucking idiots, you fucking idiots.

>>717807335
>you're the ones walking into a thread where one mentally ill and autistic retard dumps a folder full of images he's saved with absolutely no discussion
Fixed that for you, champ. Now fuck off back to /pol/ and shit on the floor there. You aren't wanted here.

>>717807552
Meanwhile you're not wanted anywhere. Now fuck off from here and let my thread 404 in peace.

>>717807335
i'm not upset i'm just confused as to why you are so obsessed with gay sex. sounds to me like you're the one getting upset.

>>717807683
>People with arachnophobia love spiders.

>>717808593
people with arachnophobia also don't choose to interact with spiders. you chose the gay sex nigga.

i just wish a disease specific to brown people would wipe them all out. is that so much to ask? they ruin everything anyway.

>>717804321 (OP)
>my christian game
Christians stopped being able to make art some time in the Enlightenment and now they can only try and steal the work of secular people for themselves because they lack any merit or capability to create their own interesting work.

Do you goyim understand who is behind the total saturation of anti-White degenerate propaganda masquerading as "art"? Look up who u/maxwellhill was on reddit (the biggest propaganda brainwashing website this group uses)

>>717804321 (OP)
In modern western games? No.

>>717808593
Do people with Arachnophobia collect massive amounts of screenshots about all the spiders they hate in games or talk about how there's a conspiracy to make them like spiders?

It's hilarious how much Vavra cucked and backed away from his previous statements.

*Ahem*
>>717804321 (OP)
If you care about this, you're a pussy
>>717804469
Reeks of being cherrypicked nothingburger
>>717804527
If you care about this, you're a pussy
>>717804582
Fair
>>717804632
Fair

>>717804715
>NOOOOO WHY DO THE CHARACTERS ACCURATELY REPRESENT THE SETTING THEY'RE IN?
Pussy
>>717804776
Silly but not worth caring about
>>717804829
If you care about this, you're a pussy
>>717804875
Hard to judge just based on a screenshot, but I'm not giving you the benefit of the doubt based on the other shit you've posted.
>>717804940
The biggest nothingburger so far.

>>717806541
>>717806851
>You don't understand that simply seeing these options ruins the game?
I don't understand your mental illness, no.
>>717806854
Cringe, but that's always been Borderlands, so nothing new
>>717806969
You need to mess with options for this to happen, it's still a religious historical game
>>717807019
OOOH NOOO A CHARACTER THAT ACCURATELY REPRESENTS THE SETTING THEY'RE IN AAIIIIIIEEEE
>>717807070
Cherrypicked

>>717809369
A certain christian game developer is getting his 2nd movie this winter, though

>>717807082
Enough of those are bad that I'll give you the pass
>>717807335
I wouldn't be annoyed by you retards if you actually did just make threads like these where you bitch about wokeness and then leave the other threads alone, but KCD 2 was undiscussable for months straight because of your mental illness, so suck my dick.

>>717810257
Maybe the creator of the game shouldn't haven been a lying fag then?

>>717804321 (OP)
>anon, do you want do have gay sex?
>yes (with red heart symbol)
>no

You know what you clicked at, dont lie to me.

>>717804321 (OP)
Don't you literally get called a goy in this game? It's not woke, is literally a cuckold humiliation ritual.

>>717810541
Even if you don't click on that choice it's implied that your best friend is gaynigger who will fuck you if you let him
This may be fine with you(being faggot yourself) but most straight men find such things repulsive

>>717804321 (OP)
cope harder, christcuck

>>717804321 (OP)
it's a christian game? I thought it was an actual spiritual successor to thief, because the first game is ye olde peasant simulator: petty crime edition which has you picking locks, picking pockets, and sneaking around in places where you shouldn't be all the time.

>>717806817
That's your fucking problem, closetfag!

>>717804321 (OP)
NO CHUD
HALSIN WILL TRY TO SUCK YOUR DICK AGAIN AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

>>717807019
This is the only one in this thread I sort of get.
He doesn't just get a ripper to swap out his bits, he goes for the old-fashioned hatchet job.
Which means he doesn't want to be 'just' a woman, he wants to be a special snowflake.
A core tenet of the trans idealogy is that they are better than real women.

>>717811329
>This is the only one in this thread I sort of get.
Then you should fucking kill yourself now

>>717804321 (OP)
So Henry and Hans are canonically gay? Or at least bi in case of Henry?

Because those are set characters, remember. Not character created blank states. If there's an option to be gay and the characters are not repulsed by it, they are homosexual.

>>717810541
>fags are so delusional they think this is a point against homosexual options in games

>>717816203
the fact the game presents it multiple times is funny

>>717810541
It's more like:
>"anon lets be friends"
>ok (leads straight to gay sex)
>kill yourself you fu*king nigger
>glass him

>>717804940
I hope that his wife never said a single word about his past, or else this line is cuck trash.

>>717804321 (OP)
Too long, don't care

>>717806541
>>717806851
this guy is right. I don't want gay shit in my video game.
you want to make a woke medieval game? go ahead, but you are eternally blacklisted from my wallet, with no chance of redemption.

>>717804940
how is that woke? it's up to fate if you will marry your classmate or someone you met in your 30's

>>717804321 (OP)
Imagine getting mindbroken by gays so hard that you have a Christian sperg moment over a game presenting you with an optional homo dialogue option.
I bet you felt the urge to click it, and the real reason you're mad is because the game brought your secret bisexual preferences up to the surface again. Because otherwise, I don't know why a straight man would even bother thinking twice about such a irrelevant dialogue option.

>>717804321 (OP)
>my christian game
it's literally made by a jew you retard

>>717822084
>faggot immediately jumps to homosexual assumptions
like clockwork

>>717804321 (OP)
Pretty sure if you don't pick the gay romance option the very first time it appears (after you rescue Hans IIRC) it basically locks you out of his romance option for the rest of the game.

>>717822084
can you bug chasers stop trying to gaslight people into thinking they're homos?
there are already too many of you faggots on this godforsaken planet as it is

>>717822084
you belong in a camp

>>717804875
Reminds me of turbonegro fans

>>717816203
Hans is bi, considering the amount of women he fucks. Hell, the whole plot of the game was kickstarted because he was thinking with his dick.
Henry is bi or straight depending which options you pick.

>>717804940
It's such a dickish thing to say to a kid too, he could've just said "I dont know" or "I never really asked her"

>>717804940
lmao

>>717822084
>sperg moment over a game presenting you with an optional
the fly is optional, sir
>I bet you felt the urge to click it
arachnophobic? you must secretly want to fuck spiders!

>>717804715
One of these is a man.
> third from the right

>>717804940
>that whole sequence
>Kratos only ever paddles on one side of the boat

Infuriating.

Vomit.