Thread 717808667

why do jrpg antagonists always look like this

>>717808667 (OP)
sweet as a sugar plum

brehs...

sephiroth if he real

i'm horny now

I used go to the park and do backflips all day it was so fun.
Where did it all go so wrong?

>>717808667 (OP)
least zesty asian guy

Honestly would.
The cock wouldn't even bother me. I would just pull his hair and the (very likely) womanly moans he would involuntarily let out would be enough to sustain my throbbing erection until I fill him up with an amount of cum that would make god do a spit take.
Speaking of, me pounding his puckered little asshole is arguably one of the biggest insults to god I can think of. Literally spitting in the face of procreation and defying my mortal coils for the sake of pleasure that would make heaven look like a CIA black site.
That is all.

>>717808778
>Sephiroth will never slash you

>>717808667 (OP)
pretty damn impressive

>>717808964
anon please sauce now, this is like the asian james charles

>>717808907
the gayest shit i read this week and is only Monday

>>717808964
holy shit, Mr. Take Your Gurl actually exists...

>>717808667 (OP)
>>717808964
You joke but that's genuinely impressive and male gymnasts/dancers are seriously freakish strong.

MEN'S ASSES

>>717809093
Anon, he would be the girlfriend.

who

>>717808964
>>717808667 (OP)
Damn...I am actually impressed with his dedication to his craft. He must be swimming in pussy.

>>717808667 (OP)
Damn, Sephiroth looks like that?!

>>717809119
fun fact: female gymnasts are pretty much incapable of doing an Iron Cross

>>717809026
It's going to be the second gayest thing you'll read this week if I can get my hands on him. Check the newspaper in a couple of days. Any one of them.

>>717808964
>this guy can probably do a handstand longer than i can

>>717809119
>>717809234
Bros, I have no friends and nowhere else to share this, so this seems like a good opportunity, but I've managed to do my first completely unassisted Van Gelder last week. I'm really proud of myself

>>717808667 (OP)
this nigga definitely sucks his own cock

Kek haha dont care what OP said. But ive been trying to figure out for a while...what the fuck is that face??? It looks almost like a mask theres like zero features, and subtle face movement wtf. Does makeup really do that shit?

>>717809368
Congrats anon, I don't know shit about gymnasts besides that it takes huge dedication and that it's really challenging.

>>717809523
yeah, I'm probably extremely lucky to have made it this far and not ripped any tendons.
In any case, the impossible dip is next.

>>717809368
Dunno what that is but can you suck your own dick now

>>717809419
No he’s just asian

>>717809368
this? shit nigga that's impressive

>>717808964
Why do you keep this faggot shit on your hard drive, gross. Don't post anymore or link his account.

>>717809621
Asians dont look like they wear masks, but they definitely have simpler facial features

>>717808667 (OP)
>>717808964
gadzooks

>>717809419
That and filter

>>717809630
Yes, although mine didn't look nearly as clean and I couldn't hold myself up for much longer after. And the rings were way shakier too.
>>717809619
no anon, that's a forbidden technique that was banned after the 2007 olympics for being too powerful.

>>717808667 (OP)
I bet this dude gets all the pussy he could ever want. like god damn that's one elegant motherfucker. yes I'm envious.

video games.

>lashing out because you're fat and ashamed
female behaviour

>>717808667 (OP)
imagine the bussy

>>717809831
Okay but for real though

>>717808667 (OP)
Plot twist: he is super straight and fucks tons of bitches

why is /v/ suddenly so gay?

>>717809961
>suddenly
kek

>>717809961
>suddenly
Reddit is down the hall and to the left

>>717809961
women

>>717808964
Average manhua protagonist.
>>717808667 (OP)
Average manhua rival.

>>717808964
How do you even get that flexible? Does stretching enough really just turn your legs into rubber?

>>717808667 (OP)
>>717808964
is there like a daily stretching routine I should be doing?

>>717809961
too much anime makes you trans

>>717808667 (OP)
MAOMAO DON'T LOOK

>>717809831
>>717809368
damn that's cool. continue being cool anon

>>717810330
Left can get it

>>717808667 (OP)
>>717808964
Thats some gateway bussy. The kind that gets a straight family man trucker to stray after one too many lonely nights on the road.

>>717809961
The final redpill is the realization that god made men in his perfect image and therefore admiring and worshipping men's body is the only route to heaven and true fulfillment

>>717809419
>>717809621
>he doesn't know
NGMI

>>717808667 (OP)
OH MY GOD IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL
BUT IT'S ACTUALLY....

A LE GIRL?

>>717808964
doing these stretchs would fucking kill me

>>717809203
You mean bussy

>>717810505
Nice. It is much easier than dealing with something like this webm (picrelated)

>>717810483
>touchscreen on both your coffeemaker, shower and your fucking toaster
i'd fucking kms

>>717810330
Left is clearly into it, right is only doing it for his friend.

>>717810686
left gets pegged
right destroys assholes with his bitchbreaker

>>717810483
>how many commercials can i fit into this edited pickme video
impressive

>>717810483
Hehe

>>717810483
Looks like a shit massage. He's getting by on looks

>>717810505
Shit like this wouldnt cut in irl, but whatever weird mask esque face shit op picrel is pulling off likely would. It looks closer to makeup than a literal mask, but conveys the same effect

>>717810483
>bg3 on the piss5
>with a controller
goddamn plebian.

>>717808667 (OP)
>>717808964
How the fuck do you even get to this point? Seriously 'mirin.

>>717810789
>pic
based

>>717809234
You mean they can't do a think they never train for?

>>717811021
Plenty of female gymnasts have been training to do it, but AFAIK none of them have been able to pull it off

>>717810483
Who is actually the audience for all these sorts of videos? I remember that one doing the rounds a few months ago with the black dude in Dubai who kept dunking his head in an ice bath and I was confused as to what I was meant to think of it

how do I get a bf like this if I'm a fat schlubby 52 year old male (balding)

How the fuck do you get hamstrings that stretchy? I can barely touch my toes and I do hamstring stretches like 3 days a week and it's agony each time.

>>717808667 (OP)
>>717808964
I have 0 proof of this, but there's a 100% chance he can suck himself off.

>>717810619
My sister did ballet for years so I got to meet a lot of male ballet dancers and they come in exclusively two varieties: The gayest motherfuckers on the planet constantly fucking the other gay male ballet dancers and ultra chads who are drowning in swimming pools worth of ballerina juice. There's no in between, and there's a lot more of the latter than you'd expect.

Also fun fact due to the nature of ballet and first position and the sheer physical requirements 95% of ballerinas have cripplingly low self esteem!

>>717811148
Go to Thailand or Vietnam, you pathetic weeb fat bald bastard

>>717811286
It's the only reason why (((men))) get into gymnastics

notice how the 35 year old slant-eyed gook spammer doesn't complain about this thread

>>717811286
Child's play. He's eatin his own ass

>>717811104
>Hopeful olympians spending a significant amount of energy on a discipline that will not help them in their sport

The amount of muscle mass required to perform an iron cross is greater than any secondary benefit derived from that musculature for a female gymnast. That is, they would never spend the necessary time needed to do an iron cross. They can "try" it while in the gym for a couple minutes a day. But this isn't really training for it.

>>717808667 (OP)
>>717808964
>>717810794

I get the feeling that men actually "like" men.
Canada did a 15 year study on the relationships between gay married males and found they had the lowest divorce rates of any demographic, made 12k more on average, and had domestic abuse rates comparable, or lower, to heterosexual couples. This was just for Canadian gays mind you, but supposedly studies in Europe have returned similar results.

None of this extended to Lesbians though, who scored absolutely fucking abysmal in all categories (more divorce, more abuse, less money, completely miserable). It makes me wonder if women really are just the problem and men actually are quite nice in good conditions.

>>717809026
>dominating men is gay now

>>717811782
Now that you mention it, I have noticed every lesbian couple I've known (like 5 overall) are always broke as fuck, working fast food and selling weed, living in some ghetto shithole apartment with holes in the walls from their fights.

>>717810483
>masseur
100% guaranteed he is a faggot.

>>717811782
Most men only become somewhat evil to attract mates. One of the most interesting redpills is that men are born good, and become evil to attract women. Women are born evil, and have to be made good through domination.

>>717811782
the idea that women are the romantic ones is so fucking laughable. the biggest expression of romance I can think from female authors is vampire masturbation fodder from Anne Rice or garbage like Twilight

meanwhile men do things like Cyrano de Bergerac or fucking Shapespeare

To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire… those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex.

Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving.

>>717811782
I say this unironically, the only constant in my life so far are my gay neighbors that somehow are immune to hardship. My job changed, I've had multiple girls come and go, I've traveled, I've grown as a person, but those fuckers just kept going strong. I've never seen them fight, I've never seen them do anything in fact besides just be bros that will occasionally cuddle and kiss.
I swear being gay is just better.

>>717811782
Men love their partners
Women love their situation

>>717808667 (OP)
why cant guys like this be straight?

>>717812128
Female skill issue

>>717812209
Women would shame the hell out of him until he changed his behavior. Sometimes women say they want stuff like that guy but they don't.

>>717808667 (OP)
ZAMN

>>717808667 (OP)
>>717808964
I'm certainly not gay, BUT

>>717812269
If it wasn't for the insecurity of being gay, most men would prefer to be in a relationship with another man.

>>717812209
What makes you think he isn't? He's the quintessential Love and Deepspace character. If there's anything more he loves than women, it's himself.

>>717812128
>respecting someone or even loving in a brotherly way is homoerotic
You sound like some dumb girl who does slashfiction

>>717811782
>Canada
lmao

>>717808964
Liftfags could never compete with balletchads unironically kek

>>717812357
No, women have a monopoly over beauty, eroticism, and of course pussy, that's how they get away with being as awful as they are, and they make sure to explore it. But this current gender war may materialize your wishes.

>>717810483
>masseur with that apartment
Are mom and dad both hedge fund managers or are his savings well into negative five digits?

>>717808667 (OP)
>>717808964
I don't want to fuck him but I want to look like him. I'm tired of being fat. It really sucks being fat. I always feel like a monster everywhere I go.

>>717810237
you have to stretch out your legs while youre young and flexible and continue doing that into adulthood while keeping low bodyfat
source:idk

>mfw Thebes, an ancient greek city state had an army of 300 elite soldiers comprised entirely of 150 gay couples
>The Sacred Band
>the idea being that their love for one another was so strong that they would fight harder and have more cohesion
>they were the ones that ended Spartas reign and dominated every other city state for the next 60 years to come
maybe there's a reason they don't want faggots to rise up. They would unironically be unstoppable once they reach their critical mass.

>>717812560
it's code for "male prostitute" and that was his advertising

it shows that's a well groomed, non-sketchy dude who will dick you down good for the right price

>>717808667 (OP)
>>717808964
i NEED to be his fat ugly bastard. i NEED to capture his heart, mind, soul, and hole with my penis. i NEED to make women totally invisible to him. with my penis.

I might be a little gay

>>717812618
I find this very believable.

>>717811383
Why is a British man wearing a Maga hat?

>>717808667 (OP)
Why is OP always a faggot?

>>717812564
Do bodyweight exercises then. Easier to do and you can't make excuses like saying you have to drive to the gym or need equipment. It's more functional strength and flexibility too. The type you see on those skinny farmers that somehow can carry heavy bags like its nothing

>>717812382
>All the things that society as collectively agreed upon to relate to "love" are activities that men overwhelmingly do with other men
>Despite being in hetero relationships with women, men do no such loving activities with women and simply have sex with them, reserving all forms of love for other men

I'm not sure how you can see this any other way.

>>717808667 (OP)
Generic memory from the many evil eunuchs in Chinkese history.

>>717812357
Im fairly certain the main thing stopping people from being gay is not wanting to be fucked in the ass or fuck another man in the ass

Meanwhile I can barely sit on the floor with my legs straight.

>>717808667 (OP)
How many people on earth do you think have this body and physique? 0.00001%? 0.00000001? I think this guy is legitimately a top 100 most attractive men alive

>>717812808
Thank you for agreeing with me.

I still prefer women

>>717812128
Just say you're gay next time.

>>717812986
being exposed to the true nature women thanks their incessant social media posting really does take away their allure

>>717811974
flawed notion imo, most kids can be ruthlessly selfish, and some boys specifically are just prone to tardraging stealing assholes

I do agree that competition in life and the man evolved to be the dominant sex goes hand in hand with pushing them towards aggressive and destructive behaviour
women on the other hand use subversive behaviour to get in a good situation where aggression will not bear fruits for them in a similar manner
in a very different not as dangerous 1st world that inherited some oldworld cultural assumptions that pamper them

we are so out of touch with rampaging retard asshole warlords that the manipulative behaviour is more prevalent and therefore "ickier" to most

>>717811782
misleading results as even the heterosexual couples included in the research, all canadians are faggots

>>717812986
braap

>>717810624
I can't wrap my monkey brain around this, why does her head shape seem to change?

why is /v/ gay now?

>>717808964
How do I get half as good?

>>717813062
filters

>>717813035
idgi

>>717812986
she deserves all the praises, bro

>>717812986
>can literally sit on her own head
damn

>>717813239
You made me remember Coco Lovelock and her folding abilities

isn't the camera in video games sometimes....funny?

>>717811974
facts

>>717812776
>you wouldn't happen to be reaching for my gun would you?

>>717811383
wtf

>>717808667 (OP)
Just a straight bro exercising

What seems to be the problem here?

>>717812986
>damaged hair
>flexible
>fit
she will ruin your life
its not worth it bro

>>717812665
Because the image was created as a strawman, and by an idiot.

>>717808964
>/fit/ final evolution

>>717810686
Wish I had a good friend like that...

>>717813768
Learn to hit and run

>>717808667 (OP)
>>717808964
Would

>>717812665
The chuds are converging into a single unified superrace.

>>717808964
He's not a faggot for doing all this, he is because of the nose job he got.

>>717808667 (OP)
>>717808964
>>717810330
Dynasty Warriors Origins 2 looking promising desu

>>717811782
don't trust fag studies but yeah modern women are evil

stretching is quite important if you are gaming for a long time

>>717814231
>tattoos
gross

>>717812986
monkey brain activated...

>>717814031
>modern
even the bible mentions it

>>717812295
Women drool over guys like him, macho masculinity is not attractive, founded confidence is.

>>717813079
>now

>>717814231
Wow, that's amazing! Can I send her money for silently lying around? This is so entertaining! I'll give her an entire paycheck!

I wish these whores would get accosted by stalker fans more often.

>>717812128
>implying women give a shit about anything men do that doesn't involve them
Retarded copy pasta.

>>717814231
>yellow soles
>tattoos
nope

Why are you faggots posting whores?
Post more beautiful men.

>>717814231
If it doesn't have a dick, why even post it?