Thread 717809618

Thoughts on Yordles?

>>717809618 (OP)
I only care about the female ones. Kennen's alright though. And Veigar is funny.

Teemo I'm gonna kick your ass!

>>717809618 (OP)
I love them but only the male ones
I also wish they weren't trapped in such an awful game

onahole

>>717809618 (OP)
I only care about the male ones. Poppy's alright though. And Lulu is funny.

>>717809618 (OP)
Both male and female ones owe me cutedom

>>717810553
based boy enjoyer

>>717809618 (OP)
I want the person who decided giving Kennen a moustache to be shot on sight right now. Fucking retarded morons at riot decided to ruin every champion as much as possible since the Arcane fiasco

>>717811485
sure him without staches is cuter but i think he looks alright

They fuck human men.

>>717812718
*Human men fuck them.

Is this the cute short furry males thread

>>717812939
think of the advertisers anon!

>>717813005
you mean shortstacks?

>>717813580
Yeah

Sex

>>717809618 (OP)
Sex. Always, ALWAYS ruined by and made for human men.

Oh, wow. And we're already being autosaged. Cool.

>>717809618 (OP)
pedobait

Riot MMO when? I wanna play as a yordle.

>>717813970
wait are we?

>>717814128
Yep. At least, I think so? I'd love to be wrong...or have been watching the wrong part of the screen, lol.

Okay, either they stopped that shit or I was tripping. More yordles!!

>>717814094
"Sometime before 2030" was what I last heard, but I'm thinking 'never'.

>>717814257
It's still on Page 2 for me right now

>>717814415
Hopefully it stays up- this is a comfy thread.

>>717814587
Was a yordle thread deleted or autosaged before?

>>717814643
Several have been. Same as the Jack Frost threads.

>that one mklr animation
Hit all of my buttons simultaneously holy fuck.

>>717814708
Merengue z's vex blowjob is great

>>717814847
Oh that one's raw gold. Plenty of good Vex blowjobs- you seen the new Poppy animation from Blen?

>>717809618 (OP)
I dislike the retcon with them and meglings.
I like playing most of them.
I think Fizz, Gnar and Corki are the only ones I wouldn't take as a concubine.
I think Vexs actions during the ruination event was retarded, and also that Riot are cowards for not having her ride Viego raw with or without his consent.

>>717814880
Not yet, but this thread kinda makes me want to look up some yordle stuff

>>717814932
has fizz always been a Yordle or was that a retcon also?

>>717814950
You super should. It's REALLY good...It's even voice acted.

>>717814975
I believe it was part of the megling retcon but I'm unsure. Doing some googling, looks they changed him from "amphibious creature" to "yordle" about 7 years ago

I stopped playing league 8 years ago but i still nut to them. And it's not just the female ones.

>>717815612
Good. They're not the only hot ones...and League's not great, even if Vex very much is (the only new yordle, really).

>>717815612
I never played a single moba, but i'm into shortstacks.

Bandle butts!

>>717809618 (OP)
>>717810187
>>717811350
>>717813005
>>717813580
>>717814128
>>717814257
>>717814347
>>717815228
Would.

>>717816230
Good.~

>>717815068
>>717816272
What's he doing??

>>717816282
Just a little talk with his superior, that's all.
I was trying to re-find that set, but apparently it's just..fucking gone?

>>717816623
Don't you love the thought of how many pictures have been lost forever due to retarded moderation? Speaking of a certain website that has certain people with certain beliefs who have deleted thousands of pictures that no longer have a source

>>717809618 (OP)
Rumble was my main though when I last played the game about a decade ago. He'll be my guy until the end of time.
I also like Poppy, when people aren't drawing her as a grotesque shortstack.

>>717816707
I fucking hate it, in fact! But so it goes.

>>717816282
Also, found them. https://catbox.moe/c/22zp3m

>>717814094
This so much man.
I NEED to wear the sluttiest micro bikini to wear it while dancing in the erp bar, shaking my fat yordle hips and saggy yordle hangers to attract horny human men who will use me like a throwaway fleshlight FUCK.

>>717817048
God, you. You fucking get it. Unfgh...Just putting it ALL on display, getting used, abused, and RUINED until someone eventually just clicks a collar right around my neck...

>>717817003
Oh it's futa... ew...

>>717817157
A rival then? I'd compete for dick with you. Shaking our fat butts like a dog while sucking on one of his hairy testicles each, eagerly awaiting his decision on who is the good girl that deserves to slurp on the leaky, smelly tip.

threads like these are why we need fascism
thank God it's coming back. Deus Vult!

>>717817548
Meh, you can keep guys like that- I'd be looking for good hubby material, personally.~ Someone who shows up clean, nicely dressed...but still fucks like an absolute BEAST.~

>>717814662
>Jack Frost threads.
Please tell me i didn't just miss a jack frost thread

>>717817736
I don't think you have, no. Then again, I haven't seen any in a long time. Shame, too.

any fellow leftysissies ITT have a fetish for being dominated by fascists? honestly, I'm a little bored of league of losers and I feel much more excited by the thought of a virile, heavy-set right wing White male physically pounding me.

I can't help it, I just have to share this hot new fetish I have with my fellow leftysissies ITT!

>>717810187
>I love them but only the male ones
baste

>>717817761
Maybe they gave up

>>717817930
That would be a shame. They were always good.

>>717817852
didn't reddit ban r/fuckingfascists? ask u/maxwellhill to unban it now she's back online

>>717817720
I respect it but I have my doubts about your choice of attire and clothing leading to finding a proper hubby.
More nasty men for me tho~

I love Yordles.

I desire Yordles.

>>717817852
Honestly... this is becoming my hot new fetish now that league of faggotkikepedophiles is dead. I just LOVE the thought of a national socialist man like Nick Fuentes or Sam Hyde DOMINATING me, physically, politically, mentally.

>>717818060
Cute feet

>>717818079
*mogs antifa*

>>717818091
They are, aren't they? I'm not even a foot guy but I think they're cute.

>>717818134
>but...
Everytime

>>717818169
I feel that I am an exception to the rule. You see, I HAVE gotten a footjob. It was pretty underwhelming. She thought it was super hot though.

>>717818003
>>717818060
Both as it should be.

>>717818169
I'm not really one, but I got one and liked it. Mostly 'cause they were clean, and they had stockings on...

league of cuckolds automated advertising threads in 2025... so sad

>>717818296
>tfw you'll never put a red nose and a bridle on Vex during xmas and fuck her like an animal while pissing her off by pretending to be santa
Why live?

Yordles are high class.

>>717818406
the dota bots are booting up i see....

>>717818451
If only...
>I'll never be able to put 'Santa's Little Helper' Tristana in my lap, and SHOW her exactly what I want for Christmas
Man...
>>717818481
Agreed.

>>717818692
Poor anon without yordle crotch warmer.

>>717818792
I really wish...

>>717818918
One day for sure.

>>717818987
You think so...? I really HOPE so. Lap height, huggable, and built to give blowjobs under my desk...

>>717819045
Of course it will be. A yordle wife and suckslut for every horny Anon.

>>717819147
God, that'd just be the best.~

Hairy yordle pussy...

>>717819250
Musky even.
>>717819191
Yup a dream come true.

>>717820537
Made for groping his enormous buns while gobbling his fat balls

>>717820176
Other league girls yordified are way too fucking sexy.

>>717820851
Entirely agreed.

>create sexy race
>waste it on a shitty game
It's not fair

>>717821047
Hey that doesn't count because she is already yodle adjutant.

>>717809618 (OP)
Is that Tim Teemo, from football?
https://youtu.be/oXs6loKlw00
follow up
https://youtu.be/_bAhNWFq03Y

>>717821085
Hopefully the MMO comes sooner rather than later and it doesnt suck complete ass.

>>717821717
Anon....they restarted development. With modern AAA dev times we will be lucky to see a single concept art image by 2030.

>>717821837
Im very aware of the complete vaporware shithole its stuck in. Thats why I hope its sooner than later and doesnt suck ass like most games that get stuck in development hell.

Woah, hey, no dyin'!

>>717824481
*lets enemy adc hit me for free*
What are you gonna do about it?

>>717824481
Boobs too small

>>717824727
Love me a lesbian couple with one of the lesbians pretending to not be into getting her fat titties groped

K/DA if it was actually good.

>>717825695
Unironically the best part of that image is Pix.

Need to cum inside yordles

>>717826426
But what if... Consider the following: Yordles cumming in YOU?

>>717826480
I could power bottom for them, yeah

>>717826634
Yordlefuckers have FORGOTTEN about Lulu...

>>717826876
Damn I wish that was me

>>717826803
No, but Riot has. (No visual rework)

>>717826903
Which part

>>717827037
I enjoy both the sucking balls and stroking cock and the getting fucked in the butt parts

>717812939
>still up
Teemo is too overpowered. Please nerf.

>>717827083
Good lad

>>717826969
It's fine because her skinsplashes are sexy.

>>717827310
That's so hot

AHH I'M GONNA CUM.

Here's my Yordle girl tier list.

>>717827436
This but unironically. I got pretty damn hard.

>>717827585
I wish that was me in the bottom

>>717827723
Why? You a pervert or something?

>>717827973
Yeah... And you...?

>>717828013
Ya got me.

I need more balls in my life, specifically on my face

Yordle girls cute

>>717827280
Where's the continuation where I've cum all over this photo

>>717828875
Why don't you just make it yourself right now right here

It's weird. Even though I've always preferred the men I've been down with Yordle babes too. On paper Vex sounds like something that should fire off all my neurons, but in actuality I'm completely indifferent. Riot probably just lost all their old designers at that point and something about it shows.

>>717829203
Gosh, I dunno... I'm worried some creep might snoop around in the image to find out who would do a cum tribute to Teemo...

childhood is fapping to tristana
growing up is wanting to impregnate poppy

>>717829328
How would anyone figure that out? It's not like you'd be leaving your signature on the picture of the you cumming all over that picture, right?

>>717817736
Last one I saw was a week ago and auto-saged after I posted cropped Jevil x Frost stuff.

>that 20 minutes long poppy sexo animation
what a time to be alive

>>717829393
I more meant some metadata shit. I don't know much about it but ever since that one incident about that fedora tipper getting caught taking pictures of kids playing display consoles in department stores and seething and his name and shit was inside the data, I've been uber paranoid ever since.
There is also the extremely likely scenario where my jizz falls in a pattern that spells out my name and social security number.

>>717809618 (OP)
>teemo
surprisingly decent teammates
>lulu
useless if on your team
>poppy
50/50
>tristana
will get fed early and do nothing with the lead
>vex
useless if on your team
>rumble
haven't seen one in ages
>veigar
useless but will also steal your kills
>kled
usually decent teammates
who did I forget

>>717829467
Cute bulge

>>717829741
change kled to absolutely shits the bed late when the enemy miraculously does not mental boom after being bullied early

>>717809618 (OP)
are you telling me anyone still plays this trash?
move on, grandpa

>>717829328
>>717829550
The ick on ecker is still shooting bear cum on his steam deck for /v/ to see and nothing happened to him

>>717829263
What do you mean this is the full picture... Man...

>>717829550
4chan removes meta data if you upload it to the site.
>not having an oldschool offline camera

>>717829915
At this point it seems like you really want to see my jizz on an image of Teemo...

she owes warwick sex

>>717829989
Yeah, why wouldn't we want to see someone that gets off to balls on his face dump a load onto Teemo?

>>717830037
Such a disappointment of a plot thread honestly. You could easily make stories out of this premise or introduce new characters to it (who might Soraka seek refuge with?? Does Warwick get the help of other bad guys to try and get her?? Does the hunt itself attract the attention of others who would want Soraka's power??) No it's gone now the worst second season fucking ever is canon and Warwick is fucking lame forever xddd

>>717829826
I get the feeling that most people in this thread no longer have any vested interest in "playing" League without joystick compatibility mode toggled on.

>>717830037
I am thankful for AI to deliver us some decent quality Soraka that isn't fucking futa for once.

>>717830257
Cute flat butt
Cute bulge

>>717809618 (OP)
Female Yordles are mad made to have sex with human men. Male Yordles are also made to be fucked by human men but only after watching a human man impregnate a female Yordle and giving them both clean-up oral.

The only good thing Riot has ever done.

it's kill or be killed in lol

>>717832578
How big is the penis of the one on the right?

I want to make teemo my boywife.

>>717832804
bigger than Teemo's, that's for sure

>>717835105
That much is obvious, Teemo's pp is as big as an acorn when flaccid and no bigger than your thumb when erect

>>717835437
trvth

>>717836217
I WISH THAT WAS ME

>>717836260
licking a rock?

>>717836308
No, licking a COCK

>>717836260
Facefucking Teemo?

>>717836374
That'd be hot too

>>717826634
Pool party for them when?

Made for size difference

vex sex

>>717809618 (OP)
Teemo's a piece of shit and Riot needs to make more champions with a kit like his. If not in essence, then in spirit.

Female Yordle are cute+funny. Male Yordle are cute+sucky.

>>717837034
ASAP, I get Vex and Tristana, you can have Poppy and Lulu.

What's the point of auto-sage? Why not just delete the thread or move it to /trash/?

Asking genuinely

>>717838450
thread still not auto-saged though?

>>717838491
Oh, seems like you're right. Still, those posts from earlier made me wonder.

>>717832804
Is a little big
https://files.catbox.moe/7kcri1.jpeg

>>717839249
Wow this is bad

>>717839249
i like big, but there is a limit and this pic went WAY past that

>>717839381
Syuro has taught me that there's no such thing as too big if your art is cute. I hope he draws hyper yordles one day.

>>717839326
>>717839381
Meh, weak minded
https://files.catbox.moe/mpceyr.jpeg

>>717829741
I've been away from Lol for about 5 years and no new yordles have been released?

>>717840751
his balls are showing!

>>717840751
I wanana tonguepunch his balls!

>>717837190
cute

I need more bulges