>Valve playtesters

>feline masterrace

the "playtesters are retarded" meme is cope invented by shitty devs to justify handholding and bad game design.

>An ancient evil has awakened

>>717812996

I love cats so much its unreal.

>>717812996
Whats with those disguised ai cat webms I've been seeing. That shit is funny as fuck post more

>>717812996
>Growing up big and funky, Minmo

>>717813119
I find it boring. Just the same joke repeated again and again.

>>717813163
lol

Get off your ass and go pet your cat(s), remind them you love them.

>>717812996
Ok, what terrible neurological condition does it have that makes this not funny at all?

>>717813469
autism

>>717813469
There's something about the color and or shape of that particular spoon that makes it think that the spoon is going to murk its shit but the cat still wants to take the risk and take the food so it is twitching Tekken style ready to dodge whatever the fuk might happen while inching towards the food

>>717812996
>>717813125
>>717813163
Are these real?

>>717813469
Probably lost coordination after anaesthesia.

>>717813756
Hope that's just it. I don't want any more feels for today. I'm already expecting the kitten of my cat to die in a few days now.

>>717813469
Wobbly cat syndrome (cerebellar hypoplasia)
The cat has little sense of balance or coordination, but is otherwise fine. looks healthy and happy despite everything, they're usually born with it so he probably doesn't even know he has it rough

>>717813819
>I'm already expecting the kitten of my cat to die in a few days now.
Cool, thanks for sharing.

>>717813819
It sucks how fragile kittens are. You do everything perfectly right, and still they end up sick and dying overnight. It never gets any easier. Just be glad that you can make it's out as comfortable as you can, it could always be dying cold and alone in the woods. That thought makes it easier to handle for me.

>>717813163
>>717813125
>>717812996
AI truly is satanic. No wonder (((they))) push it.

>25 replies
>0 (You) OP

>>717813398
>loot an ancient skeleton
>Acquired: Cat x1

>>717814013
first time in an off-topic thread?

>>717814013
OP must be fuming rn

>>717812996
VAX STATUS?

>>717812931 (OP)
Legitimately why are playtesters so retarded? Where is valve even finding people dumb enough to get lost in the grub cave?

>>717813008
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEE NOT LIKE THIS CATSISTERS
WE CANNOT CONCEDE DEFEAT TO THE DOGFAGS

>>717814090
They have to be boomers. They legitimately have no object permanence or directional skills that a fucking retard would eventually figure out.

>>717813954
>fragile kittens are.
Now that you mention it. I guess this makes me feel a little less worse. Thanks anon.

>>717813085
>love cats
>somehow developed allergic reaction to them after 20 years of everything being fine

>>717813010
If you REALLY think about this statement, you will realize how little sense it makes.

>>717813125
I adopted a 3-legged cat a few months back because like me, his left eye doesn't open all the way. He still tries to scratch himself with his missing leg, it's really obvious when he's doing it and pretty funny to watch. He got his leg amputed 2 years ago, which means he had the leg for 3 years, I don't know how long the muscle memory lasts or if it ever goes away

>>717812996
kekkkk

>>717814238
Human body just loves to fuck with you. Acne and other annoying health problems all stem from your body freaking out and thinking there's a problem

>>717812996
Why would the cat eat melon?

>>717814310
What's made you think it's not salmon?

>>717814310
it's probably fish
probably

>>717812931 (OP)
sniffchads would never

>>717813392
is that Heather and Harry?

>>717814116
>dogs out of nowhere
obsessed

>>717814485
*donk*

My cat is getting put down today. She's been on a downward trend this year (a lot of weight loss), but 3 days ago she suddenly stopped eating entirely, she's breathing heavily, and is clearly struggling.
It's been 15 years, I knew it was probably coming this year but it still feels so sudden. I love her so much.

I love you Lily, I don't want you to go. Love your cats, anons.

>>717814009
Stop trying so hard to make christians seem insane. Everyone already knows retard.

>>717814619
I'm sorry for your loss anon.

>>717814619
I'm very sorry anon

>>717813163
>>717813125
>>717812996
>what made the internet great was the connections you can make from people across the world
>ai companies: what if it was all bots!

>>717814619
Sorry to hear that m8

>>717814058
That's so fucking hot, who is she?

>>717813043
>DON'T GET LOST was great!

>gog playtesters

>>717814726
>who is she?
Sorry man she's been spayed

>>717812931 (OP)
>using mentally retarded people to test Valve's walking simulators
checks out

>>717814619
my darling cat is on her way out soon, i just know it. she is 17 or 18, and down to 5 lbs. she's always been insanely skinny but this is something else. she eats her idiotically expensive kidney food just fine but i'm expecting her to stop any day now. she doesn't sleep in my bed anymore, or her bed in front of the heat vent, she likes to curl up on the bathmat in front of the shower, which is somewhat alarming new behavior

>>717814531
>the dog barks out in pain as he strikes you

>>717814485
Me clicking on the SCP website and being greeted by the troon flag ( possible cognitohazard )

>>717814619
im glad to hear it, i hope your heart aches forever little bitch.
Cats are the africans of domesticated animals. They act like groids, knocking shit off counters, attacking without reason, zooming around like a monkey chimping out, yowling at nothing.
Glad it’s DEAD.
Next time anons are out driving, help your community by running over a cat.

>>717814838
Damn, that's a fat cat.

>>717814531
>the dog barks out in pain as he bites you

>>717814310
the owners are black, duh

>>717814238
Happened to me after I moved out from family home, though it's not consistent. I could handle a cat cafe no problem, but two hours with a family siamese cat would put me out of commission for the rest of the day. I'm not sure what's the deal with that.

>>717814619
>>717814845
my dog died on november, I got a new one on march, miss her, the new one doesn't replace her, but it's also a good dog, better on some things, worse on others and I'm glad she will be on my life for many many years, everything is temporal

>>717814886
you need to be 18 to use this website

>>717814863
embarrassing

>>717813008
>Get the smell of food on one hand
>Leave the other clean
>Cover both hands even though nothing is in either
It's not impressive

>>717814971
then why are you here, catfaggot?
toxiplasmoid-addled retardbrain

>>717812931 (OP)
Wonder if this guy rubbed his right hand in catnip or some shit. Cats usually like to use their noses to decide on things.

>>717815032

>>717813125
Lol, worm guy

>>717812996
lol cats are such little retards. Love to punt these bird murdering fuckers.

>>717812996
>Elden Ring players trying to attack bosses

>>717812996

>>717815032
why are you so mean?

>>717815102
underage /b/ transplant, what else do you expect, anon?

>>717815102
he wants to fit in way too hard

>>717814619
Rip

>>717815121
How do you know? I thought this was an -anonymous- imageboard

>>717814238
>have cat for 20 years
>he dies of old age
>instantly develop allergy to cat fur
>get a new cat 3 years later
>lose allergy
Allergies are just fucking weird

>>717815051
Sex with Takao Thunder

>>717814771
i hate when i have to pass through the 11th dimension.

>>717815121
Don't be silly, anon. Not only is /b/ just a porn board nowadays, the dedicated newfag board is /pol/

>>717813028
Cute

>>717814845
Good luck with yours, anon. Mine was also eating normally, despite the weight loss, but had noticeable changes in behaviour the past few months too.
You don't realize how much you take their constant presence for granted until its over. I'm leaving her be though, I'd rather she rest right now.

>>717815209
>when you get lost in the 12th dimension on the way to the kitchen for a midnight snack

>guards can be bribed

how do i know when it's the right time to let my dog go?

>Anticheat

>>717814886
Always gotta be that one little fucking queer in the thread. Thank you for your service poofta.

>>717815352
why would you trim away the fur and expose those disgusting rat claws? was that an intentional choice?

>>717815352
Damn, those romanians got all the tricks.

>>717815359
more like ai slop

>>717814238
I'd off myself.

>>717815352
holy fuck dogs are so cute bros I wish I didn't have allergies

>>717815482
aww what a cute boy

>>717814241
Hope you're scratching him when he fails to do so

>>717814238
same but it's not bad just some wet nose and sneezing, annoying though

>>717814310
He likes pepsi

>>717815359
>Anti-griefing

>>717815546
i have to brush that part of him every day because he can't groom it

>>717815256
Why did he do it?

>>717814310
Probably one of em fried chicken loving cat.

>>717814867
i just [REDACT] it with ublock element picker and a redirector if need be

>>717815126
>wants to fit in on 4chan
>by talking shit about cats
Not the brightest bulb, is he?

post more cat dance videos

>>717814619
im sorry anon

>>717812931 (OP)

>>717815901
How do you do this

>[Robin Walker] -- Breathing. During testing, we found out that multiple playtesters had trouble breathing. At first we simply added a text on the screen reminding players to breath, but it turned out to not be enough, and after several different ideas, we had to settle for a minigame popping up on the screen every 3 seconds to teach the player the basic or inhaling and exhaling. The result lowered the deathrate of our playtester from 100% to 95%. We have yet to find a solution to them not breathing through their mouth, or at least not drool while doing so.

>companions can be romanced

>>717815241

>>717812996
>See cat webm
This sparks joy
>Turns into AI
This does not spark joy.

>>717816096
Why are wh*te w*men like this?

>>717815948
had to lock up my cat whenever i made peanut butter toast in college, because without fail she would jump up onto my plate, land on the toast, get pissed off about the peanut butter on her foot, and track it all over my apartment

>>717816216
You shut the fuck up. We all know you fuck your cat too

>>717814241
I had a three-legged cat for around 13 years (well, he became three-legged at about 4 years old), he had the phantom scratching too, that never went away.
Tough little bastard, we were told he'd only live maybe 5 years after his surgery (extra strain on the heart) but instead he spent nearly a decade bullying other cats and living large.

>>717816096
giwtwm

>>717815023
>be relying on only one of your six senses
ngmi

>>717816251
She's trying to use anti-gravity

>>717813469
Cats have toxo but don't suffer from it

>>717816269
Wh*te w*man spotted

>>717816321
thats butter you fucking nincompoop

>npc can use tricks

>>717815557
>drive cat.jpg
>not literally meow.jpg

>>717816096

>>717816321
>She's trying to use anti-gravity
I figured that only worked with buttered toast. Peanuts don't have any meaningful agrav proprieties last time I checked.

>>717814771
longer than you think dad!

>>717816498
Glad I'm not the only one who for some reason thought of The Jaunt seeing that.

>game has a cooking minigame

>>717812931 (OP)
>>717815948
Cute tards.

>>717816440
Peanut butter has butter in it so it would work, but its much weaker

>game features an escort mission

>>717816584
peanut butter does not have butter in it, retard

>get a male cat
>absolute bro his entire life, never once bit me or scratched me (beside a few accidents while playing), well behaved in general
>loved him
>get a female cat
>constantly an excuse to scratch or bite me, constantly asking for attention, but only when she wants otherwise push me away, regularly do shit that gets on my nerve to get my attention
Women I swear to god

>>717816642
It has in its name

>>717816552
this shrimp had a wonderful time before dying
but sadly they overcooked the rice and ruined all the dish

>Cat videos have been ruined by AIslop now too
Everything I love is dying before my eyes when I thought it'd outlast me.

>>717813125
BECAUSE I HAVE PHANTOM PAIN

>>717816660
she's into you and you reject her advances

>>717816584
>here's your perpetual motion machine bro

>>717816675
>but sadly they overcooked the rice and ruined all the dish
It's not that shrimple.

>>717816675
maybe it wasn't
maybe they wanted to make a congee

>>717814619
My old family cat also died a few months ago, probably cancer, but who knows.
I'm sorry, anon.

>>717816695
You're obsessed with AI. I watch cat videos daily and I haven't seen any AI in them.

>>717812931 (OP)
are cats retarded?

lol @ seething catfag jannie

>>717815121
>>717815126
how’s the parasite, catfag?
>/b/ transplant
since 2005, 20 years of owning caturday faggots

>>717816375
little cunt

>>717816734
NTA but my female cat always tries to lick my lips, and if I pull my face away she instantly scratches me and screams, its really weird

>>717812996
six fucking legs

>>717814619
worst moment of my life. I still miss her.

>>717816885
>are cats retarded?
The fact I noticed very similar behavior and responses between my cat, and the retarded kids one of my friend take care of, yes, I do believe so.

>>717816927
>a whole hour to evade a ban
underage-kun.......

>>717813008
>>717816885
The dumb shitskin didn't bother washing his hands after his last meal, so the cat was smelling the food aroma from the one hand but not the other. Cats trust their sense of smell over everything else.
I hope that fucker got arrested soon after the video for stressing out that poor cat.

>>717816885
no they are autistic, intensely serious animals

>>717813125
yo palworld graphics update looks fire

>>717813526
Why is the dog a fag?

>>717816927
>back for round 2
Lol
Lmao

>>717816868
fucking kek

>>717816868
>The way that one grey cat @10 seconds just gets tossed around and SLAMMED
Boy that looks fun

>>717815542
It's female.

>>717817089
she's a cute boy

>>717813526
What type of intelligence does "acting casual" display? Because that is quite clearly what he is doing.

>>717814838
fucking rollslop...

>>717817089
tits or gtfo

>>717815251
>>717815251
What did they mean by this?
>>717815623
Faustian spirit.
>>717815352
betrayal...

>>717815121
More like zoomers, alphas and browns, all being subhuman groups who dislike animals.

>>717815078
Fuck off you cunt. I'd love to smash your face in. You're a fucking coward who hurts innocent defensive animals. Fucking prick.

>>717816552
delete this right now

>>717817316
it's a gay retard farming (You)s. ignore and carry on

>>717816552
Cooking is not so shrimple anymore.

>>717816584
>>717816440
videogames

>Toxotranny thread

>>717816096

>>717817481

>>717817481
yes

Gib game like this

>>717815078
It's weird how you feel anger and insert your emotions over a animal following its primal instincts. It's a fucking predator mate.

Why are humans so fucking dumb and emotional? Why are you punting cats over something it is born to do and is natural?

Fucking grow up. Absolute freak and stupid as fuck. You have serious problems.

>>717813163
every fucking time

>>717817589
>>717817321
you have to know better than this, anons

>>717815426
What's wrong with rats you fucking faggot?

>>717817651
>catfags
>knowing better

AI fags have managed to ruin animal threads.

>>717817561
Monster Hunter?

>trannimal thread
clean it up jannoid.

>>717817674
Nothing, it is disgusting to see their hands on a dog though, the same way I'd be disgusted to see spider legs on a horse

>>717812931 (OP)
That webm feels exactly like when I had to watch my GF struggle with tank controls in Resident Evil Remake.

>>717817552
do they test for illegal cat ownership in natural bodybuilding competitions?

>chadnimal thread
yes please

>>717814241
>why are we still here....just to suffer...

>aryanimal thread
leave it be janny

>>717817481
Cats aren't born with it moron, they'd have to come into contact with another animal infected with it. If your cat is an indoor cat there is a zero percent chance of it ever catching toxoplasmosis. And even if you don't keep your cat indoors all the time, regular vet checkups will allow you to catch it quick enough.
So basically don't be a favela monkey and you don't have to worry. :)

>>717812996
>>717813125
>>717813163
Do they got these with sound?

>>717817561
monster hunter

>>717817810
we can remake him, we have the technyology now

>>717812996

>enemy aggros you from across the map

>>717818084
Why is the cat walking on chicken drumsticks?

>>717818031
>don't be a favela monkey and you don't have to worry
are you genuinely seriously implying that cats only wander outdoors in brazil? not only that, but people actually take their pet (not just cats) to the vet regularly to get their blood tested? what universe do you live in?

>>717816096
ahh woman and toxoplasmosis, name a better duo

>>717816197
It was the opposite for me:
>see cat with neurological disorder suffering, feels bad
>stupid fucking nonsense ai dance takes over, lose my shit laughing

>>717818280
Shadow of the Colossus

>>717818347
i just hate aiggers

>>717817968
>natural bodybuilding competitions

>>717817532
Puss in boots 3

>aryanimal thread
stay

>>717818280
iirc the guy did end up adopting the kitten.

>>717818286
ever wonder why you shouldn't give chicken bones to dogs/cats? now you know.

>>717818332
I think it's just the natural mental defects woman have, doesn't have to be a brain parasite per se

>>717818286
He lost them in the battle of Corinth. The one without the indians. His canals are made of solid stainless.

>>717818458
good

>>717816868
>when you're trying to play co-op with the boys but everyone is retarded in their own way and has vastly different playstyles

>>717816660
I had a female cat once and she was very well behaved. Liked to play, but was calm and gentle and enjoyed cuddling too. Real beautiful black and white coat. I miss her.

>>717818608
of solid stainless what?

>>717816868
>game is fun with friends

>>717812931 (OP)
Cat's just having a "You've tricked me one too many times, motherfucker!" moment.

>>717818347
This but I still feel bad for them. There are plenty normal cat dance videos to post

>>717816868
>>717818635
>When most of the raid party has Leroy Jenkins syndrome.

>>717818654
Steel obviously. His forehead is made from corningware for crying out loud.

>>717817154
Maybe he's just looking where he thinks the dog is looking

>>717812931 (OP)
>tranimals

Cat!

>>717816642
You mix peanut and butter in a factory

I got a kitten the other day and he's the most handsome, funny, affectionate and retarded kitten in the whole wide world.

>>717815251
>Valve playtesters

>>717819172
>anon bought a mirror

>early access experience

>>717812996
Another innocent victim of nerve gas. Sad!

>>717814238
>be born
>have cat and dog allergy
>parents refuse to get rid of pets
>alright I guess I can understand th-
>they actually get more pets
>miserable all the time, have to mouth breathe half the time
>now adult
>keep in decent shape but get winded extremely quickly and have shit lung capacity

>>717814485
running in a sidescroller

>>717814238
based umami enjoyer
i wish you the best

>>717812931 (OP)
remember dishonored testing?
>guard says "you can't go upstairs"
>players just accept it and don't even bother doing anything else
>get stuck in the game

>>717817154
Depends. Not all behavior requires understanding. I don't think every animal that doesn't attack people understands why that's a bad idea, for instance (how could they. Not every one has tried it once, and they don't have advanced language enough to convey it to each other). Seems likelier that it's an instinct that selection favored (one inclination was more likely to lead to death before procreation than the other)

>>717817561

>>717817154
it's similar to ducks pretending to be wounded to lure predators away from their young; or playing dead. all mammals in general are somewhat smart.
>>717819663
interesting thing is, cats also try to act casual when they fuck up a landing or slip when they know you are watching. maybe as a signal that it was no biggie and they're ok.

>>717819621
>she was cake all along

>>717817589
>It's ok for cats to kill birds as it is just in their nature
>Nooooo you're not allowed to follow your nature and kill that cat!!!

>>717819268
hehe

>>717812931 (OP)
>trying to play which hand is the treat is in when you've taught your pet how to handshake for treats

>>717813125
what are we still here

>>717814845
>>717814619
Lost my cat to stomach cancer. He'd stopped eating, and I still don't know if I was just a bad owner that didn't notice him getting skinnier or if it was that sudden a turn.
Still makes me cry.

>>717815840
[red-ACK-t]