>Castle Crashers DLC drops >no thread
It truly is over...

>>717813748 (OP)
oppai...

>>717813748 (OP)
/v/ hates good games

>>717813748 (OP)
Castle Crashers continuing to be Behemoth's only relevant game is maybe a sign that they should stop with the gimmick puzzle bullshit and just make some fun and funny action co-op games.

>>717814561
>/v/ hates games
Fixed that for you. The only things that don't get shitposted to oblivion are gachashit and korean trash p2w grindshit, and those aren't games.

>>717813748 (OP)
Wait a minute

YO FRYMAN

>>717813748 (OP)
I would like to see her naked.

>>717813748 (OP)
very nice, it's on the workshop, right?
and more games where i can play with characters built like this?

FINISH YOUR GAME

what are (you) making /v/?

>>717815375
I already have what i want.

>>717815375
May I get a QRD on this? Do I have to upload creations to the workshop to use them or are these plug-and-play like waifu cards?
I actually never played CC but I will if I can draw my OC donut steel and play as her.

>DLC
>downloadable content
>no content

>>717817770
Ye

>>717815375
Adol probably

>>717815375
why aren't you allowed to replace the arms anyway

>>717813748 (OP)
More like
>Castle Crashers paid mods drop

Flat better

>>717813748 (OP)
Does she has a name or am i supposed to call her 'that' pair of titties or something?

>>717821554
Air-strip angel shopkeeper pailoli

>>717821554
blair

>>717821632
>>717821648
Cheers.

>>717819915
spaghetti code

>>717819915
too hard for gamers

>>717813748 (OP)
The new art style is really shitty. Dan Paladin is washed up.
>Soul vs Soulless

>>717821765
>Made eyes black
Still looks worse, but looks much better.

>>717819915
Probably too much work for little gain, every "knight" character has the same arms and legs and some people didn't even notice this.

woke dlc

I love fat tits so much

>>717821765
>>717822098
Put the original face on the new sprite. Looks much better

>>717821508
She originally was supposed to be flat.

>>717823082
The tits are an improvement.

>>717823082
Oppai loli is criminally underdone in vidya, so it's better this way

>>717823049
>left - ready to fuck shit up
>middle - tired after a decade of shit
>right - same as middle but was told his princessfu is a shit

>>717822705
Why did they do it?

>>717822705
>they stole aliens cake

>>717821765
Why is the mask portion shaded but the top part of the helmet isn't?

>>717824560
The top part is round, the face-part of the helmet is more v-shaped because it lifts up.
They looked like this in the original too, but it only really came up in promo art and character portraits.

>>717821765
>>717823049
They just killed all the interest in CC2 with this soulless redesign.
Also why did they spend so much time on this update when they could be making a sequel

>>717813748 (OP)
So is this a character in the game complete with R34 or is the game basically paint your own character to use in the game.

If the latter, and you're willing to make fanart of it you know what to do.

>>717824732
It looks off if the helmet is not completely cylindrical and straightened out, making the mask portion jut out like that looks strange.

They put stocking in, that’s cool

>playing Castle Crashers in 2025

uhhhhh yeah quite frankly I'm thinkin BASED

>>717824732

>LOOK! LOOK PORN LOL!
don't care

>>717829471
Where is the porn? Stop hording it like a coomdragon, share it with us!

I need a cheat to unlock all the characters

>>717821765

I don't usually give into "OLD GOOD NEW BAD" but literally everything is worse.
>action pose discarded for just standing with shoulders limp
>he's no longer angry. Just kind of annoyed
>just looks all around less edgy
I play Newgrounds games for the edge, dammit.

>>717828506
She looks great in newgrounds style.

>>717821508
Pedo.

>>717813748 (OP)
i just realized all custom chars have the same arms and legs
bretty gay t b h

>>717813748 (OP)
Oh right I COMPLETELY forgot.
I bought the DLC when I saw the notification that it was out but haven't even launched it either and since I saw no thread on release day I forgot about it altogether.
Guess I'll download and try it in a few hours.

>>717823082
Actually way better what the hell.
>t. Oppai Loli gigafan

castle crashers is still a thing? I played that in high school. I'm 32.

>>717823082
She ate all the cookies.

>>717830616
Yeah, you cannot change the small arms and legs, only the beefy ones, probably because they have too many animation frames and they wanted to keep it simple.

>>717813748 (OP)
faggot

>>717813748 (OP)
Paizuri scenes when?
>>717815335
This.

>>717813748 (OP)
hey that's cool but how about you FINISH THE GAME TIM

>>717823082
a couple posts later he retcons that, saying that he found the original concept art for Blair and it turns out that she always had big boobs and he just forgot

>>717830885
wouldn't it be funny if those cookies were labled as
>snacks that make you bigger
that way she'd be a... giantess loli which half as good as an oppai loli.

I bought it because my kid has been excited for the DLC for a year. I like Paint Jr.. I don't think his magic is anywhere good as buzzsaw and you can't use it midair, but it's fun endlessly spamming paper enemies. Thank fuck they added Workshop support. I thought I would make a really ugly character for my son to play, but the instructions were too labyrinthine for my small brain.

>>717823082
Honestly an improvement

>>717815375
2hard4me. Piece of shit instructions didn't even explain the exact file path for this template. Should I have assumed it was the CC directory? Yes. Should it have explicitly said this? Also yes.

And does this not have beefy versions?

>>717831386
Haha ya and also made her really fat too

>>717831386
What if they did both?

>>717831841
giantess oppai loli as a shop keeper, quite the combination you've got there, I concede to your tastes.

>>717832009
Giantess oppai loli shopkeeper who teases you about how cleavage rides aren’t for sale

Ironic the better update than little fighter 2 remastered had

>>717823082
I want to buy her body
...
For sex

>>717815375
>>717819915
Can't you just redraw them?

>>717830780
TikTok children have been fans of newgrounds related stuff since FNF went viral a couple years ago. It's why some of the first character put on the steam workshop were from vocaloid or deltarune, other things popular with tiktok children.

>>717828918
Infinitely superior.

>>717813748 (OP)
>>717815335
sauce

>>717832404
Air Strip Angel

>>717822705
Between the background, the body of the mount, the legs of the mount, the rider, and whatever that is on the back of the mount, there's like 5 different image resolutions being used. Even in the new one.
That looks terrible.

>>717822705
Medusa's "ass" remains intact.

requesting low tier god

if it weren't for credit cards air strip angel would have released years ago I bet

>>717833836
I fucking doubt it

>>717823082
But the game STILL HAS loli characters in the actual levels???? Why lie like this?

What's stopping someone from just putting NIGGER (text) as the portrait and character?

>>717815335
Here's to hoping he finishes level tw…BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I CAN'T KEEP UP THE CHARADE!!! HE'S NEVER GOING TO FUCKING MAKE IT ESPECIALLY BECAUSE HE'S AN OLD FART!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>717813748 (OP)
Oppai loli fucking rules.

>>717834663
imagine the back pain. definitely reduction size

>>717835124
I don't care what 3dpd says you don't get back pain from tits you get it from not exercising

>>717835124
No.

>>717834663
Based

>Not even 2 levels are complete in a 2D shmup
Another massive L for the creeps.

>>717835246
Are you implying this image is a loli?

>>717835246
I was just browsing that artists stuff.

>>717835124
Oppai loli genes bless her with superhuman back muscles.

>>717832587
oh yeah. I tried out the demo a while back. Hope it's coming along well

>someone made a perfect Stocking
>didn't make a Panty

>>717835592
based

And here I thought I was going to see some cool custom characters, instead it’s just gooning.

>>717834663
Back pain is good, it builds character

>>717834663

Have they made Metal Bat from OPM yet?

>>717835449
Then you've got great taste!

>>717835818

>>717830780
This. It wasn't that fucking good either holy shit.

>>717835667
Why would it ever be anything else? Troons have a compulsive need to put porny stuff in games that kids play

>>717835323
>Does nothing
>Makes dinosaur cris seethe
You love to see it

>I like kids but I also like massive tits the design

>>717835765
Damn that looks nice

>>717835323
>yoibarebindian
>you do furry trash
>you literally have no functional game build
>you always shit on other devs
>you come to other dev threads just to shit on them
>you avatarfag
>all you have to show for is a fucking lizard that 14 y3ar olds would do better
>claims to go to the gym
>is a fucking brown twig
>again, you are indian

Why should anyone take you seriously Jeet?

>>717835765
It looks like amateur trash. Like a westerner trying to make anime

>>717836658
I see nothing wrong with this statement?

>>717836283
Exactly, it's his doing of nothing with all of that money (not withstanding his lust for children which is a whole different breed of vile) that rubs me the wrong way. Perhaps you might like to take it up the ass (most creeps are homosexuals, from what the statistics say), but I will not stand for saps like that.

>>717835516
Apparently they're planning to release a new demo on Steam either late this year or early next year.

>>717836935
>Westerner
The artist is a 50-year-old Brazilian who has to draw porn to keep the lights on.

>>717837029
That explains it

>>717813748 (OP)
castle crashers is the worst game of this genre i've played, i honestly don't know why it's so popular
the beginning levels are actually the worst fucking thing in existence, you have no combos that are meaningful, enemies have retarded hitboxes and then there are those GAY ASS crash bandicoot run levels where they decided to just tell players to FUCK OFF and enjoy GETTING FUCKED by poor level design and shit river battles

>Castle Crashers thread dedicated to gooning to underaged anime girls
two nukes wasn't enough.

>>717836951
>Perhaps you might like to take it up the ass
Huh? Where did that come from? Oh, I get why you hate lolis so much. It's because you like men. Come out of the closet already fygoon.

>>717836951
If it makes you seethe it's a good investment.

>>717836951
Didn't you draw two pieces of fan art of that game's oppai loli shopkeeper? You're accusing that guy of being a pedo over fictional drawings yet you did the exact same thing as him.

>>717835124
This jealous tranny/hambeast meme has long overstayed its unwelcome.

>>717837117
As much as you think I am joking, I'm dead serious. His Twitter is just him bitching about it being too hot to draw kindergartners with massive breasts that he gets paid to do. Like, bitch, I have an office job, go to school, AND work on mowing a massive lawn with a push mower and a weed whacker, and I still find time to sit down and work on my own game, even if it's in the middle of the night (as a matter of fact peep this new screenshot: you can now swap armor sets for different gameplay experiences).
Like, stop bitching and make your game already. Your whining is getting on my nerves.

>>717837252
Guess what? Those drawings went straight to the trash once I found out the real deal.
I refuse to stand by vermin like that.

>>717837493
>>717837397
kys jeet

>>717837196
For the record the fagmins were banning people posting their own shit and given the months of pedophaggotry about that stupid donkey kong game it's the shit that wouldn't get nuked.

>>717822636
why did she do it

>>717837493
What real deal?

>>717837493
>the real deal
Massive self report

>>717836658
Correct.

>>717837234
It comes from you bending over like a good boy and getting fucked over by some old fart Brazilian as he dangles the promise of kindergartners with tits over your stupid face as he pickpockets you out of your money.
I guess the maxim of "a fool and his money are soon parted" rings true. Have fun with your one level shmup that can barely run at five frames a second.

>>717837493
>once I found out the real deal.
And that is?

>>717837581
>>717837638
The real deal that he's a creep. I will always cut ties with creeps.

>>717837397
>I have an office job, go to school, AND work on mowing a massive lawn with a push mower and a weed whacker,
That's why you camp the draw threads, make gamedev threads and ban evade all day every day. If you did half the shit you claim to do you wouldn't be here making everything about yourself.

>>717837778
Based on what?

>>717837831
Fygoon took pictures of little girls in the park and due to his schizophrenia he believes ASAdev was the one who did it.

I smell Jordan Manuel Rivera here.

>>717837778
>I will always cut ties with creeps.
Then why are you doing the opposite? You keep posting in pedo threads and associating yourself with pedodevs. Are you a pedo? No? Then stop posting here.

>>717838067
You haven't worked a day in your life.

>>717837648
Jiggle like this is actually a negative. It takes away all sense of weight from the tits, which prevents the viewer from getting a subconscious sense for their size. These look like big empty beach balls, not massive heavy breasts.

>>717836658
I take it you didn't have a classmate inflicted with macromastia when you was in school?

>>717836658
dude, how did you know what I was going to say

>>717838138
You know what? That's a good idea.
I also reported the thread BTW.

>>717838215
HOLY BOOBA

>>717838215
You say it as if it was the most common health condition in the world.

>>717835124
Are you a bad enough dude to help her?

lolibaba (both oppai and flat) > oppai loli > loli

>>717835765
His pixel art is fantastic but I just don't care for his normal art

>>717838215
I had a classmate with big boobs but that was in highschool.

>>717838215
In desperate need of seeing her do standing paizuri...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T_YtklLyyo

>>717838492
>both oppai and flat
How

>>717819915
They're contemplating adding customizable arms, but didn't include it because there's a shit ton of arm assets and they wanted to keep it simple for people so they could easily jump in to it without feeling obligated to do the most tedious part.

>>717838492
Where do ones with huge asses fall on your chart?

>>717838718
Think he meant either or.

>>717813748 (OP)
Share more oppai characters. Need total conversion for a cool titty beatem up

>>717838503

>>717834349
Fagoon begone
Your not finishing your slop either "broski"

>>717815375
Does it have to be limited palette or something? I was throwing some stuff in it in gimp to make a mockup and it converted the colors

>>717813748 (OP)
castle crashers has always been shit

>>717839387
I liked it
Alien Hominid was better

>>717839387
>am I cool now guys

>>717831378
he says in the post you quoted that the original concept art had boobs but the original idea was flat. Are you illiterate? Brown perhaps?

>>717839343
No color limitations, you can do whatever you want.

>>717828918
new 'jak just dropped

>>717839460
I thought it was shit when it came out, I remember making fun of my little brother for playing it because of the shitting deer level

>>717838845
forgot about pears, better than lolibaba if not equal

>>717839692
the shitting animals was funny
you sound like a humorless fag

>>717814623
Battleblock Theatre was great howeverbeit

>>717839821
>the shitting animals was funny
OOH FUNNY SHITTY POOPOO HAHA
LOOK THE ANIMAL IS SHITTING!!! HAHA LOOK POOP!!! THE JOKE IS POOP!!!!!

>>717839343
Not sure why but Gimp specifically breaks the template when exporting.
Krita workes fine, kolourpaint etc.

>>717838873
gib name

>>717839885
1 level out of 36 bro...

You did beat insane mode ateast once, right?

>OOH FUNNY SHITTY POOPOO HAHA
>LOOK THE ANIMAL IS SHITTING!!! HAHA LOOK POOP!!! THE JOKE IS POOP!!!!!

>>717813748 (OP)
Anon its an slightly above average beat em up that came out like 15 years ago. Why is it even getting new dlc

>>717840348
because nobody bought pit people or alien hominid invasion

>>717839974
Fizzy

>>717840114
I was insane once.

>>717838385
Maybe not full macro but perhaps an early bloomer the looked especially big to the youngster you was.

>>717840739
>no posts on Itch
>no posts on that website
Where do I follow progress.
IS there progress? Make the fucking game you fuck. I want to play it.

>>717838215
Not even Macromastia but I remember when there was an inter-school event when I was in sixth grade so a few smart kids were forced to meet with other smart kids from different schools and do some kind of project together
Thing is one of the girls from a different school was fucking gorgeous, had huge tits that she couldn't hide with a baggy sweater and the cutest face I had seen
From that point I have liked huge boobs no matter the context, boobs are the best, especially on little kids

>>717813748 (OP)
kino
>>717814710
KINO
>>717826539
>>717828506
HOLY KINO

if i made a beat em up about a little big girl swinging around a huge hammer, what kind of game mechanics could i add to enhance this combination?
stuff like mid-level checkpoints being baths/hot springs, or item pickups are stored in and taken out of the character's cleavage

>>717840114
>Insane mode
>Enemies have 10x health and nothing was tested because it was made in a week
>Well surely that can't be too bad right?
>Optimized for damage (+5 strength weapon, +4 strength from snoot [Remaster]) Max strength Knigga does 31 damage per attack
>Okay it doesn't sound bad
>CONEHEADS HAVE 1700 HP
>THAT IS 55 FUCKING ATTACKS FOR A SINGLE FUCKING CONEHEAD
I tolerated it up until industrial castle and I'm not impressed by anyone who actually bothered either.

>>717840672
>desert level
>marsh super skeletons
>any level with a heavy weight enemy
>necromancer
They weren’t lying.

>>717823082
Honestly, she's perfect no matter what size her tits are. Top tier character design.

>>717838492
This guy gets it. All of them are great, though.

>>717840586
I love my wife Uni from the hit game Elin

is this THE thread???

>>717838492
>both oppai and flat

>>717839704
>>717838492

>>717842189
I want to crash those castles

>>717842220
are you supposed to be the bimbo in your reply? Because he's saying either oppai or pettan lolibabas rate over non-lolibaba lolis

I love fat tits so much bros

>>717835124
White hands typed this post.

This thread is almost total fucking cancer.

>>717842858
Almost?

>>717842897
There's like three guys actually talking about the game.

>>717842567
They are things to grab, they feel good to the hand

>>717842858
Yeah we need another 25 threads about Nintendo's stock outlook and whether or not BF6 will reach sales expectations for a Q4 return on investment for capital management shareholders

>Oppai loli thread
Based

>>717838492
loli"baba" that acts like so, but is actually relatively young for a youkai(only a few decades old,keeps this secret, picked up her manner of speaking and attitude from a nice old lady that would visit the shrine or wherever). so acts smug around (You) but doesnt actually have any powers or wisdom or respect from her peers.

>>717843002
That's the allure of fat tits for ya

>>717815375
What are the first 3 faces supposed to be? All look same

HA HA HA HA

>>717843440
Imagine if dudes said "fuuuuck, my cock is too huge... I gotta cut it off..."

>>717842858
Yeah, we gotta get this shitty game outta here, who the fuck cares about castle crashers in 2025

>>717843327
They're for the walking cycle, you can just paste the same face over the three of them, you will only notice when other characters walk.

>>717842858
Anti-nintendo seethe thread #5424556254646734 died for this
WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE YOUTUBE SHILLS

>>717843440
>what kinda boob job you want?
>remember when Mr Garrison had a sex change operation
>say no more

OK I've looked up this Castle crashers and see nothing at all with these big breasted babes at all.

Either I've got the wrong castle crashers or you're posting characters I'm unaware of. Who are they?

>>717843440
why are women so mentally ill
that looks horrid

>>717841670
Uni time?

>>717843562
Having a big cock doesn't give us back problems anon.

Also gigantic tits aren't really the womans fault it's the hormones in our food, that's why girls hit puberty at like 7 these days.

>>717837397
Why dont you just buy an actual lawnmower

>>717840829
From what it seems the game was being worked on by two guys, an artist and programer, and the latter went AWOL a while ago.
>>717840925
Why would she need a hammer if she already have two huge things to swing around?

>>717844301
>the latter went AWOL a while ago
Again? He's was saying the dev wasn't working years ago.

>>717843440
Tits are wasted on women.

>>717843440
Admittedly they look a bit shitty from the side, but if she just worked out she'd unironically lose that naturally as well as that cellulite shit on her ass, instead of the abomination she made of herself.
What a waste.

>>717843440
>russian plastic surgery
Bitch went from sex goddess to blowup doll tits .

>>717837397
>le low poly indie
wow so original i don't i have ever seen a game that looks like that before

Stop right there and post your favorite oppai loli doujin

>>717843440
JUST

>>717844182
I have 6 sisters 4 of which have huge tits, you can literally stop back pain from working out.

women who choose surgery over putting effort into working out are literal retards.

>>717844551
A classic

>>717843654
People complaining about nintendo is completely warranted, they're being assholes right now, and at the very least it'd be better than SAAAR I LOVE THE CHILDREN WITH BIG BOBS AND VAGENE.
Especially given the topic of this thread and multiple people have been warned and/or banned for actually posting custom characters.

>>717844603
>I have 6 sisters 4 of which have huge tits,

>>717844551
Anything by Misty Isle

>>717843562
You can see the regret on her face

>>717837397
>I MOW THE YARD!
fat fella post

>>717844551
Anything by shuz

>>717844301
>>717844384
>and the latter went AWOL a while ago.
You guys are being fed fagoon's shit.
https://x.com/Timoteo_buktu/status/1934069190190604522?t=PbxfUCLVlqV6LGTSwoolAA&s=19

If someone could make a genuinely good game, not even porn necessarily, that just so happens to feature primarily oppai loli characters that would be great

>>717844551
https://exhentai.org/g/791637/610aedac75/
https://exhentai.org/g/3212353/02243bc9c5/
https://exhentai.org/g/3187452/76ff8cea19/
https://exhentai.org/g/3014736/794da9508a/

>>717845461
Sorry, payment processors say no. However if some reason they say it's okay, then just hand over your ID and let us keep a database of you on file that says you purchased the oppai loli game. Don't worry bro we won't leak it :^)

>>717844551
This kino

>>717844931
I noticed the collarbones and can never go back.

>>717845461
Omega labyrinth Z

I thought this was a castle crashers thread.
Why is there is so little Crasher toons being posted?

>>717845598
Make it free, then

>>717845675
He said a GOOD game, anon.

>>717845764
it is a good game

>>717845692
Mods banned the people making them.

>>717843440
slavs get the worst looking plastic surgery it's not even funny.

/vros i never played Castle Crashers when it was hyped up on the ps3 era cause i didnt like the cartoony ass graphics.
Am i really missing out? I highly enjoyed Scott Pilgrim game and that was it for me back then... is CC worth playing today?

>>717845764
The sad truth is that there are next to no "good" ecchi games, or at least anything on par with what people generally consider to be "good". It's all shoestring-budget mediocrity, but that's the price you pay for ecchi content. So yes, while Omega Labyrinth is trash compared to most games, compared to a lot of other ecchi games? It's actually pretty good

>>717846215
It's pretty good, but you can only really do so much with a Brawler. There's people playing right now online.

>>717844551

>>717845692
I saw those threads get archived with less than 5 posts and most of them were posts shitting on the game and this guy >>717821175 was in all of them.

>>717846215
The worst thing I can say about Castle Crashers is because of the level up system it takes a while to unlock your full kit and the early game feels pretty shit when you have no moves and useless magic. Levels being locked to individual characters is also unfortunate.
It's a fun game and gets even better on replays, I just always felt like the RPG mechanics hold it back.

>>717846623
>They were archived
They were anchored

>>717837397
Imagine being this prideful despite being worse at modeling than Cris of all people, get your head out of your ass.

>>717846393
>>717846804
Ok so basically just play and stick with it till it gets better, gotcha. thx guys ill give it a try for the first time soon then

>>717845461
pitch me your good non-porn game idea with a short stacked heroine

>>717847136
Pride is what separates me from the mentally feeble masses (like you).

>>717813748 (OP)
>>717814710
>>717828506
wait wtf is this real?? these characters have been added to the game as some sudden DLC? or is it just mods or is this workshop stuff ? im confused

>>717847881
Mods. Castle Crashers introduced the ability to create custom characters.
Did you really think established indie developers would cater to lowly Brazilians like that?

>>717847451
Literally anything. Action, platformer, RPG, whatever. Her appearance does not impact the game in any meaningful way. She just so happens to look like that and at best it will only be occasionally commented on by herself/party members/NPCs.
Good game first, something nice to look at second

>>717847610
Listen you faggot ass nigger baboon, you had every opportunity to fill out the template like anyone else and you couldn't even be fucked with that. So don't you fucking come in here with a complex like your shit don't stank like the the other retards in this thread.
Blender has a built in toon shader and outliner, it could have been don in 15 minutes if you were remotely competent.
But you aren't so shut the goddamn fuck up you useless fucking clod.

>>717847451
You raise weird monsters to fight other weird monsters. It'll be 3D and feature real-time action but everything will be in a cutesy style so a 20-year-old can look like your disgusting fetish. Consumer groups won't complain, you freaks will be none the wiser, it's a win-win.

>>717848074
Too long; didn't read. Congrats on the baby.

big tits are only good if they also got big meaty areolas

>>717847451
remove the gacha system in bombergirl
there you go

>>717842189
fuck off faggot

>>717848198
Weren't you supposed to be working at that office that never existed, faggot?

>>717840829
>IS there progress?

>>717848357
no no he's gotta mow that MASSIVE yard, you know the thing that most people do every week. Way too busy

>>717848357
Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays are remote. Sucks to be you.
Why don't you go complain about how you can't draw because it's "too hot"?

>>717847970
Yeah you're right, i was just confused... i mean, Dead by daylight just WHORES out most characters from many franchises into their game, so i thought who knows? maaaybe.
But yeah mods make sense lol

>>717848454
Kek
>>717848496
No, you said you had LOTS OF WORK you had to MOW THE LAWN you lying faggot. you and your fake ass life nothing about you is real.

So help me god if the furry crocodile game comes out before this one does I'm gonna find his minecraft house and take his diamond armor if you catch my meaning.

>>717845627
>iqdb is currently under high load, your query has been queued. Place in queue: 609

>>717848776
https://youtu.be/w7V1IYPdFJQ?si=clS7bYxnwTc4dGDA

>>717844603
>I have 6 sisters 4 of which have huge tits
GODDAAAYUM bruh. tell us more! NOW

>>717848776
Fagoon won't release shit, ever. He spends his whole life here with the allowance his dad gives him.

>>717849083
You do not speak for me. Your attempts have failed and all you can do now is sit behind that computer screen and weep when you think of your wasted time.
I will prevail. Simple as.

What are some decent looking female crashers? I hope to get around to doing a few characters and want to see how people made the female form work on what is ostensibly a blocky male animation set.

>>717848867
yeah what happened, the queue numbers have been huge lately

>>717848776
I thought he already released his game? doesn't make a difference since nobody gives a shit about actually playing it

>>717849490
I played the demo. It's fun

>>717849365
they all kinda look bad

>>717849342
I will talk for you all of the time, you're fake you don't exist, everything about you is a lie. Go mow that nonexistent lawn while you work remotely Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays despite being here all week, you lying faggot.

>>717813748 (OP)
>16 years later
>could've made castle crashers 2, castle crashers 3, and castle crashers 4 in this span of time
>instead we got a DLC that doesn't actually add any new content or fix the deficiencies of the base game, just adds cosmetics
wow gee thanks Behemoth!

>>717849608
You don't count fagoon

>>717849730
>Doesn't add any new content
You niggers don't even play games.

>>717849727
this + RJ364342, holy fuck

>>717849742
Oh, I misread that. Thought you were talking about ASA. My bad

>>717849889
You don't count fagoon

>>717844182
>girls hit puberty at like 7
so there is a God after all

>>717849365
Unfortunately until they allow custom limbs there's only so much you can do to make them not look awkwardly bulky.

>>717823082
>tim_butku
is that cap_tan?

>>717849887
Cultured anon

>>717849825
OK which new are did they add? Which new enemy type? Which new magic type other than little painter? Which new boss? What new music? What new gameplay mechanic?
Nope, nothing.

What are some objectively evil characters?

>>717843440
Why did they remove her areolas!?

>>717849727
Name?

>>717850297
RJ318770

>>717843086
>>717843654
>"eating poop is better than drinking diarrhea"

>>717849727
>>717850595
This only seems to be in japanese... well that sucks.

>>717813748 (OP)
>>717814561
No one in the entire thread saying it so I will. Indefinitely floating because you're juggling enemies in the air is retarded and ruins the game.

>search for Tifa in the workshop
>ZERO Tifa
what the shit?! imposshiburu... 20,000 characters and no tifa

>>717851135
>Indefinitely floating because you're juggling enemies in the air is retarded
Only (your) opinion is retarded dood, go play Kingdom hearts, juggling enemies in the air is kino as fuck

>>717851309
Be the change you want to see, anon.

>>717850891
There's an MTL of it on f95. Better than nothing

>>717850891
It's not even good dialogue or buildup or anything.
>walk up to girl
>cum in my tits
>(unintelligible ugly bastard sounds)

>>717838873
Re-requesting! Where the FRICK are the big titty characters!

>>717851135
Juggling is only necessary in insane mode, and while I'm of the opinion Insane mode should have been adjusted I don't really care if it or not.

>>717851394
You are basically the type of noise making filler player who in a game of 100 different weapons which only sees broken weapon 1 and broken weapon 2 being used (and sometimes weapon 3 which counters the first 2) will viciously defend the current state of the game because you've grown comfortable with it.

In other words, the same as a fanboy faggot. Don't use Disgaea words during your retardations you fanboy faggot equivalent.

I talked with behemoth and they said they will make blair a princess

>>717849668
>I will talk for you all the time
Your father won't even look at you in the eyes. Kill yourself.

>>717852897
Weren't you supposed to be working in your fake office job ?

>>717849490
It dropped in a skeleton build state. Now it's getting even better with new armor sets, thirteen weapons to master, and the ability to fly. Did I mention my game now has cutscenes with full voice acting? What does Coom Shit Angel have? Nothing.
Think I'll keep blowing my own trumpet.

>>717853074
On vacation. On my way to a dope place while you sit at home jerking it to kindergartners like a loser.
Speaking of which, here's a picture of what you're missing. Wish you were here.

>>717853145
I checked your demo, none of that is real.

>>717813748 (OP)
Is it just PC or have they rolled it out on other platforms?

>>717851309
>Reddit man
You deserve it

>>717844603
>I have six sisters
Jesus how big is your family. Are any of them half sisters?

>>717853219
>vacation
But here >>717848496 you were working remotely, oh the lies, everything about you is a lie you don't exist.

>>717852897
why do you always make up shit about other people to feel better about yourself? I'm not fat and I have a good relationship with my parents, I also don't like like an inbred mutt so that's a plus

>>717813748 (OP)
it was never a good game even in the xbl arcade launch days

>>717815375
Why can't you edit the arms and legs for normal size characters? That's fucking stupid...

Why is this guy schizoing about this random vaporware indie game with 50 followers? Did something happen? I know he's a general nuisance but he usually only makes one or two shitposts.

>>717845627
Need sauce, iqdb is being gangraped rn

>>717854618
he always does this

>>717854769
Hinako Ikusei Nisshi

>>717854871

>>717854769
Use saucenao for manga/doujin pages, also generally works for artwork

>>717854618
He's a literal BPD schizo obsessed with dragons.

>>717855030
Teach a man how to fish. But yeah I used to use saucenao but I legit forgot, nice reminder.

>>717841670
>from the hit game Elin
u wot

>>717849887
I hate payment processors

>>717856076
What

>>717856443
>pretending they aren't using the same payment processors in Japan
this is just typical nip isolationism where they arbitrarily restrict foreigners from buying their products. They've always done this, just use a VPN.

alright that does it
i'm dropping my current project to work on a game with this type of character

>>717857072
visa harasses them until they obey or rangeblock gaijin

>>717857263
>indie """dev""" abandons project
not breaking the mould here

>>717857340
i mould vbreak your'e mother

>>717853420
No same parents i have 6 sisters and 2 brothers, Not christian or anything. My father told me a rule a few years before he died "Only faggots pull out" no joke exactly what he said the day i got married.

>>717857263
why not just put a 'pai loli in your current project?

>>717856847
Uni!

>>717856443
pirate it, easily... you DO know where to look riiiight? cause i aint spoonfeeding you further

>>717815375
Finished this yesterday. I tried making something that would fit the original style, also I wanted to play a character with sand magic who isn't the fucked up muslim.

>>717857607
it's a shmup
could add one but it would only show up on the character select screen, seems like a waste
if there's not complex breast physics then why bother

>>717813748 (OP)
This would have been great years ago. Maybe a year after the game came out would be fine. But this 17 fucking years after it came out. I just don't care for this shit.

They really should have just made Castle Crashers 2 instead of this dlc.

>>717859371
cool beefy form

>>717859728
make it a secret bossfight in the spirit of something like Parodious
her tits take up half the screen and bounce around when you hit em

>>717838839
then why not just do exactly what they did for the buff version and include the default arms anyway and give players the choice to go through that effort or just leave them default?

>>717844551
>doujin
Anything by amamitsu-9. They have a crappy amateurish style which is cute.
>game
Moving E.C.M. 3

I wanna hijack this post and ask, what's the name of that doujin that has Bazz from Concord and another woke vidya character berating an oppai loli?

>>717853528
You're right. I'm a figment of your broken psyche. Anyway, heading to Hogsarse.
See ya, broke boi.

>>717857318
they've always been like this. you're too young to remember Pixiv requiring a Japanese IP to make an account. hell, 2ch still requires a JP IP to post. you go to Japan today and its not uncommon to find businesses that won't serve foreigners. It has nothing to do with current credit card shenanigans, they've always just liked arbitrarily restricting foreigners from doing business with them.

>>717823082
It's over...

>>717861809
>what's the name of that doujin that has Bazz from Concord and another woke vidya character berating an oppai loli?
seconding this

>>717845627
Chirumakuro draws the perfect shortstacks.
For me, its his Hestia doujinshi.

>>717862392
have a good time, you game still sucks

>>717861809
>>717862636
It's asanagi.
Don't bother, the oppai loli doesn't even get fucked.

>>717863174
>the oppai loli doesn't even get fucked.
aw what's the point then? is this even porn?
still a funny page though

>>717863174
fuck

>>717863332
It's just a flashback, her adult version gets the D

>>717847451
https://litter.catbox.moe/6gs2q49kc7kbx26q.png
Mario sunshine but you're a hucow on a island surrounded by milk
>non-porn
if there's nothing inherently erotic about a kid with huge tits, then there's nothing erotic about said kid shooting high pressured milk out of them.

>>717862454
I do remember that. A week before they blocked foreigners on DLSITE they changed the tagging and it still was not enough to appease the card jew. Rather than drop loli they dropped gaijin, halfway.

>>717862392
>universal studios promo image
Nice lies, faggot.

>>717862720
his pine doujin was so fucking good
he need to do more bombergirls ones maybe melon or asagi

>>717847451
3D Platformer where the protag uses her assets to bounce to different platforms alongside using her weight to fight baddies. She also has various monster girl transformations that grant her different abilities for certain puzzles and levels.

>>717863681
Would play
In general someone really should make a Sunshine clone, using FLUDD is a lot of fun

>>717847451
I just want existing games but the girls have big boobs

>>717835193
This anon is correct. My mom has massive tits, 30 pounds of nearly pure breast tissue in fact, and she has never had back problems. A combination of my grandma being a tyrant about posture and her obsession with body building from her mid teens to late 20's means her core is still crazy strong even now, and is more than capable of handling the weight. Anyone who claims big tits cause back problems is outing themselves as a lazy fatass, probably with poor posture to boot.

>>717864816
Can you introduce me to your mom

>>717864816
Pics or I don't believe you

>not even CC threads are safe from porn addicted brownoids

>>717865613
Worse than just not safe anon, the admins banned the people actually making shit.

>>717865613
thanks for the opinion anon, but its worthless

>>717864654
Ooo nice what loras did you use to generate this pic?

>>717865613
Nice fake vacations, faggot.

>>717866017
my dick twitched

You cant survive huge tits youll die

>>717844551
I miss him

>Blair finally makes it into a finished game
>It's Castle Cuckers

>>717866815
Every time I see this I think she's cosplaying as Tifa

>>717866830
Should I put her in Elin?

>>717865924
>wamudraws, artgerm, lustedcomplex,

>>717866679
Not with that attitude

>>717864816
How do you know how much your mom's tits weigh and have you seen them?

>>717866815
noise is so goated

>>717863773
except the Japanese still use Visa and MasterCard. it's not the cards.

Brats with tats

>>717867989

>>717833753
there are multiple on the workshop
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3543475397&searchtext=low+tier+god

>>717813748 (OP)
I remember this game feeling really floaty and the humor being peak reddit poopoo caca.

>>717821765
Holy shit castle crashers is soulless now
I miss the 2000s edge kino sovl unironically trvke nuke

>>717830780
why are you still here grandpa?

>>717813748 (OP)
You know, you could give us a link to a new anim or two if you're just going to blatantly advertise ASA

>>717850076
Painter boss got visually overhauled and they added a new creation he can spawn. But yeah it's pointless. It's basically paying for mod workshop support to an old game.

>>717866830
It's not even official.

>>717866815
What happened to him?

>>717863843
Keep living in your land of delusion while I enjoy the real world.

>>717869039
Died of the Japanese ligma

>>717862876
Thank you, and go to Hell.

>>717869102
Damn....

I hate the build of these characters. They look like two water balloons tied to a pole.

>>717869098
I'm not a mindless consumer, I never got the appeal of theme parks as an adult

>>717869098
>Guys I'm working here!
>Im working remotely that's why I'm here all day
>actually I'm on vacation
You are so full of shit i could squeeze your hand and it would come out from every orifice in your fucked up body.

>>717869395
>two water balloons tied to a pole.
Fuck anon, you gonna make a guy cream his pants if you keep saying sexy shit like that

>>717868138
You gotta correct them.

is this the thread?

>>717870692
It was the thread, it's almost over now

>>717866972
Thx

>>717870269
>No game

>>717871381
fagtroon, just enjoy your vacation at universal. not healthy to be here all day when you're supposed to be out having fun

>>717870246

Can someone share a zip of all the blairs? Sprites and animations included of course. Is what's on his twitter/patron everything that's ever been shared?

>tfw realize fagoon is chronic liar and probably a lonely loser irl
>no longer feel the urge to rage because deep down i know i’m better than him socially, financially and will be at least 100x more happy at the end of my life than he will ever be at his peak
sometimes this place is therapy

>>717867165
She told me because we were talking about how her core muscles are much stronger than mine. She weighed them for some medical purpose I can't remember. And of course I have, how do you avoid seeing your own mothers breasts growing up? I haven't seen them in a long time of course, but as a child I did.

>>717872162
Seeing what he looks like irl was enough to make me not care about any of his weird blog posts.

>>717839879
That is another fun and funny action co-op game

>>717872258
>how do you avoid seeing your own mothers breasts growing up?
Uh anon, most people's parents don't walk around the house naked.

>>717871521
We dipped anyway and now I'm just shitposting. Here's a goblin.

>>717872515
Do their parents also not bathe them then? Did you bathe yourself as a 3 year old?

>>717870692
It might as well be

>>717866017
hug :D

>>717869098
The only way you could ever make me feel jealous of your life is if you had a loli gf, I don't care about Disnayland or wherever you are

Paizuri is fine as the main course, sex is overrated

>>717872735
Fygoon has never been in a relationship and most likely never will be. Maybe when he's a bit older and has learned humility.

i have made nanachi from made in abyss and barbara from rayman legends

im not sure who to make next but im leaning towards captain picard

>>717814623
i wanna see behemoth tackle a 2D fighting game. maybe an indie crossover game

>>717873046
good shit.

footjobs or boobjobs

>>717873135
male pawjobs

>>717873135
Even naizuri is better than footfaggotry

>>717838215
In 6th grade there was one girl in my class with tits bigger than her head
I could never get any work done and I thought about her in my alone time a lot

>>717872713
I hate when they talk about guilt. There's nothing to feel guilty about making love to a beautiful girl('s breasts). Gives the impression they don't actually like oppai lolis for what they are, and instead like them because of some taboo fetish.

>>717846535
I'm gonna need sauce.

>>717870692
https://imgbox.com/ACtPa2UC

>>717873526
what the shit is an imgbox

I have the og, do I have to pay again?

I was kinda excited when this was announced but don't really care now. Should've just put this effort into a new game

>>717873674
Like catbox except for images and videos.

I've been trying to sketch a design for a pai loli character for a game, she has to fly so I figured a fairy would be easiest. Somehow however it feels like it's missing something even though it's kinda busy. Might just be me though
https://imgbox.com/12Ti8jww
>>717873674
No idea but catbox doesn't seem to work for me right now so I figured I'd try it too

>>717874083
too big

>>717874083
So she is tiny like a fairy? Also too low

>>717874083
bigger

>>717863174
>>717863332
Oppai loli is for protecting, hugs, and love, not for fucking.

>>717874083
Needs either a hat or something that accentuates her legs. Think a long tail coat.

>>717873340
Did she ever catch you?

>>717873046

>>717874083
You can go bigger.

>>717814623
they made alien hominid 2 and you didnt play it

>>717874527
To be fair, I didn't play Alien Hominid 1 either.

>>717874435
no
and i never talked to her either because I'm an autistic permavirgin

>>717874083
Not bad but the hair is too generic

>>717874435
source

... Castle Crashers?

>>717874807
I got you, bro.

>>717874083
She should struggle to fly from the weight of her tits comared to her dainty wings. Make her visibly exert herself.

Videogames

>>717873935
If you have the base game it's like 3 bucks for the dlc.

>>717873046
Oh crap that's yours?
I just finished lava world with your nanachi, she's cute.

Wait a minute this wasn't a Castle Crashers thread, it was an oppai loli thread.

>>717875661
it can be both

>>717873408
You should absolutely be ashamed of liking loli.

>>717874153
>>717874225
>>717874701
Here, also gave her glasses for the hell of it
https://imgbox.com/oU2Fo2Ne
>>717874365
I think the new hair does the job
>>717875260
That would be nice

>>717876218
make her milky and look smug

>>717874083
Something about the collar I think. The sleeves looking disconnected too.

The hair, thighs, stockings, face, calfs are all good, and the left shoe (her right).
Whatever the ring is holding together looks fine too. The anon complaining about the hair is a big gay.

The collar/sleeve is definitely bothering me. It is the sort of nonclothing you expect AI to spit out.

>>717874807
>>717875037
LET ME REPLACE THE ARMS YOU FILTHY NIGGER

>enter castle crasher thread thinking the thread will be about the game
>its an oppai loli thread instead
i am conflicted

>>717874083
Imo, scrap the clothes and redraw them until it looks right.
the design is there but the weight is off, try dressing the tits in something that shows shape like spandex, so you can have the balance to unclothe the arms/legs

>>717876218
You could post these to /i/ or /b/ and link them here instead of linking to a site that's giving my device cancer.

>>717876574
Use noscript you moron

>>717874083
excellent

>>717876305
>>717876573
Hm yeah leotards designs usually have sleeves or shoulder pieces which is what I was going for and wasn't really thinking about it but I'll try getting rid of them or doing something else

>>717813748 (OP)
>gay-ass vtuber shit
fuck off

>>717876218
I kinda hope the glasses are gonna be optional.

>>717877021
retard

>>717828918
>nothing ever crashes
>billions of barbarians must die

>>717876305

>>717874732
shuz Gaman Shinakute Iinda yo

And before you ask, pic related was only a loli on this page

>>717877037
I'm probably not gonna go for it, I just wanted to see what it'd look like

>>717877021
>Blair
>vtuber
TIM HIRE THIS MAN

>>717877463
Redrawing 250 shots of arms can't wait.

>>717877618
>EN tumor
Please no

>>717877285
Lol

>>717877867
YES

>>717814710
Kek

>>717877574
>And before you ask, pic related was only a loli on this page
You gotta post source now

>>717876957
Alright I'm content with this. Also catbox works now
https://files.catbox.moe/wltreo.png

Is there even a chance that somebody might be able to rip the existing character assets from the game and dump them all for others to kitbash customer characters with?

>>717817770
You can draw your OC Donut Steel BUT you're not allowed to changed the arms and legs. So they will all look like massive gray-and-white cans.

>>717865613
it's shitskin tranny tourists that say things like "porn addict" thougheverbeitmethinks

>>717859371
The HD looking sand makes it look like a funnily shooped meme, but the idea is great.

>>717870692
yeah i think so

>>717878750
He's kinda right in this case, barely any CC talk, it's like 98.73% pedophiles.

Nii-san, where are the videogames?

>>717879278
In my pants.

>>717879278
Titty onahole

>>717838215
Kinda. She was like 4 feet tall.

>>717879278
PAIZURI NOW

>>717875616
thanks! i probably spent about 5 hours-ish making it and i think it came out well, except for the portrait. lines arent think enough so it doesnt really feel like castle crashers but i think i did it better with the barbara

>>717878325
Nice, DAGA
>>717879262
pedos hate loli more than anyone

>>717879262
https://vidya.pics/post/view/113014#search=air-strip_angel

>>717851135
Yeah dude, because repeating your magic combo on the floor over and over takes soooooo much more skill
I bet you think spamming arrows is good too, right?

>>717879723
buzz saws go bzzzzzzzzzzz

>>717879659
*thick
im am retarded

I'm glad people are playing CC again, but ultimately it's the same game and I've beaten it on Insane Mode way too many times to enjoy it anymore. Great game, though!

>>717823082
PERFECTION RUINED.

>>717875748
Says who?

Why is the Castle Crashers thread filled with little favela goonclowns

You guys barely posted any vidya
2/10 thread
Do better next time

>>717879946
welcome to trans inclusive v

>>717880101
yabba dabba doo

>>717879946
>little favela goonclowns
???

>>717878219
[PIero] Kuroyuki ~Inniku Sakunyuu Jigoku~

>>717880101
this nigger fell off
never finished ecm 6 and uses AIbrownery now
sad

>>717879669
>Pedos hate pedo content more than anyone
You are melanated, aren't you?
>>717879706
Cool tits. Still off topic thoughbeit.

good thread

>>717880281
nah
zankuro is a god

>>717880259
You can tell by how they coordinate and type
I'll let you look up the goonclowning part by yourself, or you can just go on /trash/ for a faint idea

>>717876218
Nice
For some reason the glasses make her look cheekier
I bet she paizuri rapes ojisans

>>717880497
nope
AIbrowned washed up

>>717880650
does he really do sloppa now or are you getting it mixed up with people who scraped his artstyle

>>717880718
He fucked around with it. Posted a few things to his twitter before deleting them. Would share but I'm currently phoneposting.

>>717880718
>zankuro
>AI
of course not

>>717880101
jesus
zankuro draws the most delicious puffy nipples

>>717881141
>can't tell aislop from actual drawings
Kill you'reself

>>717881141
yea

Would you? Also the oppai loli are all anons who pressed the button

>>717881049
she's so fucking hot.
the dev is a lazy shill tho

>>717881483
that's a risk I'm willing to take

>>717881507
That animation is done, check the kimono party.

>>717881483
>tranny shit
Fuck off ironic oppai lolicon

>>717881483
I see absolutely no drawback here.

>>717881592
Site has been down for almost two weeks

Why port a game that has no compatability problems after x years when you can make a sequel or add to it instead
>>717881592
Does he not call himself buktu?

>>717881767
Well woop dee doo...

>>717881767
No its still up its just the DDOS guard is fucking up the site in some countries so you have to use a vpn or some weird link.

>>717881940
>or some weird link.
from what I've found, opening the image link seems to make it work
https://kemono.cr/static/kemono-logo.svg

>>717879669
>pedos hate loli more than anyone
they hang out on these threads for obvious reasons, but need to find a way to justify it to themselves and others, hence the hostility.
nobodys fooled though.

bye thread

>>717882181
bye bye

>>717882181
Buh bye

Here's a gen he shared. Let me see if I saved any more.

>>717882181
Let's do this again soon

>>717882278
kill yourself retard

>>717882320
Upset that an artist was experimenting with new tools?

>>717881969
last for silicone

>>717882181
Ugly breast gap

>>717882278
Where are the boobs

>>717882181
bye bye