Thread 717818973

This seems like unethical science

>>717819019
He's fully serpentized and loving it

>>717819019
Is there another type?

Smashing if I must say, slamming I might add.

>>717819059
we don't talk about the scorpionized one after the incident

>>717818973 (OP)
forveriverially serpentized mouse

>>717818973 (OP)
>I have successfully serpentized the rats!
why?

>>717818973 (OP)
Perhaps he's wondering why someone would serpentize a rat before throwing him into the gas chamber

>>717819019
fuck ethics
we could have clones to use for organ transplants right now if it wasn't for ethics

>>717818973 (OP)
fuck em
I hate rats

>>717819019
it's okay, their level of consciousness isn't high enough to allow them to be aware of the cruelty, so no suffering!

>>717819059
>wild type
>serpent type
>spider type
>horse type
>provolone-cheese type

>>717819019
We don't know the risks. We have to test it on mice first, if we ever want snake people.

>>717819019
Yeah but think about the cute mouse lamias. We MUST serpentise further.

>>717819197
The head scientist has a nugget fetish, you need to start somewhere and all experiments start with mice

>2025
>Not serpentizing your mice

>>717819059
Wooly mammothized, foreverially grooming and loving it

>>717819254
>snake people
1 big titty lamia gf please
and 1 extra big titty double pp futa lamia gf

>>717818973 (OP)
Foreverially serpentized. Fully snakified with his vestigial limbs and shrunken ears. Fully serpentized and loving it.

>>717819058
underrated

What happens if we ratize the rats

>>717819197
idea is to eventually make pig farms, cattle farms etc where you just have trays and trays of motionless lumps of meat growing with a tube in (for food) and a tube out (for shit) so you can fit 100s of thousands of them in a vertical building.

Like what china's basically doing already.

>>717818973 (OP)
For a bit I was reading that as they somehow got to that point in 2 weeks and was super baffled.

>>717819318
Beat me to posting it

>>717819402
we get skaven

>>717819059
>Is there another type?
CARCINISATION

>>717819402
I'm working on a proposal to ratize serpents.

>>717819454
No those are manized rats

>>717819197
It's a mouse you cretin

>>717819406
Look, I'm all in for cheaper meat and decreasing the global hunger rates but... This seems a bit too much...

>>717819483
>furry snakes

>>717819483
>giving snakes their legs back
you are in direct defiance of god's punishment for satan

>>717819504
While I agree its objectionable its better than the previously proposed alternative of "eat zee bugs" which of course, only applies to the peasantry, can't imagine over celebrity overlords doing the same.

>>717819524
Just imagine how clean your tiles will be.

>>717819019
While fairly correct, lab rats have been deemed acceptable test subjects for experimentation because SOMETHING has to endure tests to produce new medicine and further scientific understanding, so a pest species that reproduces rapidly is an acceptable ethical break for this purpose.

>>717819019
Mice drew first blood

>>717819567
thats a fish

>>717819550
>>717819483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SgGfMlbCoM
we have the technology

>>717818973 (OP)
>we SMASHED and SLAMMED the audience

>>717819197
Developmental biology is all about producing weird congenital failures in order to better understand how shit works.
Like for example there is a gene called sonic hedgehog that plays a part in digit development, so if you have a defect in that gene you might come out with missing or malformed fingers and hands.

And in this case they seem to have knocked out the genes responsible for growing appendages.
And in fruit flies for example they managed to make legs grow instead of antennae.

>>717819058
lmao fuck off

>>717819318
Can I buy one

>>717819552
Just eat more legumes and less beef bro

>>717819406
>>717819552
at that point just do vat grown meat

>>717819504
>>717819552
What if there were fewer people?
Ah, that would never work. Who would go in to debt for new iphones?

>>717819567
What a jolly fellow

>>717819058
hehehehe

>>717819019
>Snake mouse bad :(
>Meanwhile drosophilas melanocucks whose eye genes were swapped by more limbs trying to walk with their fucking faces to find food to suffer their cursed existence some more:
>Radio silence

>>717818973 (OP)

>we've streamlined the gameplay in order to appeal to a wider audience

>>717818973 (OP)
So this is what everyone has been saying will happen in two more weeks

>>717819618
i feel so sorry for these dogs man
they all have so many issues and die super early
its just straight up animal abuse