Thread 717819661

>still no Signs video game
To live is to suffer bros…

>>717819752
nice

>>717819661 (OP)
>drive around in fire truck
>spray ayyniggers with hose
>game won
alr

>>717819661 (OP)
Resistance Grims kinda look like these ayys but without the crippling weakness to getting splashed to death.

>>717819752
>Comodus getting spooked
I knew this would be in the thread somewhere

>>717819752
Kek

>>717819661 (OP)
>Guys, GUYS!
>I've just found a planet that is covered in that shit that melts us!
>Let's invade it! Naked! Hand to hand combat! They won't expect that!
The fact that Shamalamadingdong thinks the Middle East would be the only place to discover water kills these fucks is laughable.
Europe wouldn't even know about the invasion if this was during anytime other than summer, the aliens would all die on landing from the rain

>UM, ACKCHUALLY, THE ALIENS ARE REALLY DEMONS...
Retarded cope made up after the movie came out to make the entire bullshit story seem less silly. Why would demons look like Greys and make crop circles?

>>717821494
>why would demons look like greys
Good question. Did you know that it's possible to stop an alien abduction by speaking the name of Jesus Christ? Now why would people who evolved from sludge on a rock, flying around in metal spaceships be scared off by the name of some 2,000 year old hippy? Really gets the old noggin joggin'.

>>717821614
You got any evidence to back up your /x/ babbling?

>>717821683
Hundreds of testimonies. Aleister Crowley's description of Lam. The fact that space, and therefore aliens, is fake. Take your pick, chumpo.

>>717821494
>Why would demons look like Greys and make crop circles?
why would you assume that greys can't be demons? even linguistically, demons are extraterrestrials. what do you understand a demon to be? why would a grey not fit your conception of what a demon is?

>>717821494
If you had actually watched the movie you would understand that the aliens never attacked anyone, ever, and even helped, or even cured, humans around them. That’s why the alien at the end doesn’t fight back and even cures the son of his asthma. They don’t care about the water or invading, they are benevolent and good-hearted to the extreme.

It is a movie supposed to portray the victory of ignorance and violence over logic and kindness by showing the humans as so ignorant and violent that they would bash a defenseless’ alien face in with a baseball bat instead of talking to it first for five fucking seconds to ask why he is on Earth.

You are proving Shyamalan’s point by being irrationally angry at things you do not understand.

>>717819661 (OP)
>No They Live video game
Now that's would be kino.

>>717821895
>even linguistically, demons are extraterrestrials.
QRD?

>>717822046
extraterrestrial means something from beyond earth. if a demon comes from hell or other dimension, it comes from beyond the earth.

>>717822045
there's that bonus mission in ground zeroes where half of the guards in camp omega are ayyys disguised as humans and you have to mark them (easiest done through your binoculars) to see whether they are human or not before eliminating them. not quite the same, but it is something.

>>717822113
>if a demon comes from hell or other dimension, it comes from beyond the earth.
I thought you meant that they came from further out like some Niggerman inspired entities from beyond the veil.

>>717822246
>the point
>your head

>>717819661 (OP)
Wish there was supernatural-like genre of games where you play as an idiot or group of idiots that go around doing scooby-doo routine except with curse words and also maybe boobies

>>717823240
What happened to their eyes in the last hundred years? Sunglasses?

>>717823369
Anime.

Gleepglormnime, in their case

>>717823297
>and out of the mouth of the false prophet
https://rumble.com/v3e03qh-you-wont-believe-what-elon-musk-nanny-has-to-say-about-him.html

>>717823664
You can figure out the beast.
https://twitter.com/DonnieDarkened/status/1527804590967619585

the american post-Jesus christianity mythos is funny

I watched this in theaters when I was 9 and I had to have a cup of water on my night stand to go to sleep after
no idea why this is the only movie to ever actually scare the shit out of me

>>717824209
>post-Jesus
Revelation 1:18 KJV
I am he that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of hell and of death.