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Anonymous No.717821379 >>717822789 >>717822968 >>717823512 >>717824334 >>717827808 >>717829597 >>717834457
>heres your remake bro
Anonymous No.717822789
>>717821379 (OP)
Soul
Anonymous No.717822856 >>717823594 >>717833435 >>717834108 >>717834847
>modern horror game
>"oh fuck fuck fuck! Shit fuck shit!" to compensate for the complete lack of tension
Anonymous No.717822891
Just needs to show the MC holding a shotgun now
Anonymous No.717822968 >>717823043 >>717823126
>>717821379 (OP)
I remember a screencap of an anon talking about the "enslopification" or "enshitification" and this image in particular; about how some retarded zoomer added the red eyes to the otherwise featureless darkness behind the door.
Anyone have it saved?
Anonymous No.717823043 >>717823382 >>717824319 >>717830429
>>717822968
Literally just google "enshittification horror" you lazy zoomnigger
Posting a shit version because fuck you
Anonymous No.717823126
>>717822968
>zoomer
Anonymous No.717823382
>>717823043
Love you too, stranger. Thanks.
Anonymous No.717823509
Most remakes are made by millenials who have not interacted with a zoomer at all and only know about the younger generations from talking with their millennial friends.
Anonymous No.717823512 >>717824857
>>717821379 (OP)
>not *gulp* *nervous chuckle* "he's right behnid me, isn't he?"
Anonymous No.717823594 >>717833435 >>717834805
>>717822856
I hate when women do that in games/movies, ive never known a woman to act like that in any sort of crisis.
they basically just shut down speechless or scream, but in every media its "fuck fuck fuck shit fuck, weve GOTTA move!"
Anonymous No.717824319
>>717823043
All I get are unrelated blogspam and reddit threads about politics
Anonymous No.717824334
>>717821379 (OP)
>Modern remake uses generic UE5 over the shoulder camera
>completely forsakes any cinematography or creative context building
>control scheme constantly takes you out of the experience and never falls into the background
>consequently it needs to try to make up for the complete lack of any horror elements with its outsourced asset design, something that always falls flat because not only are the assets shit, but they're also instantly used for porn
Fixed cameras or first person cameras are the only way to do horror.
Anonymous No.717824857 >>717833812
>>717823512
>he's right behnid me, isn't he?
it's clearly in front of him
Anonymous No.717827808 >>717829113
>>717821379 (OP)
needs some yellow paint
Anonymous No.717829113 >>717829192
>>717827808
Some sort of stealth meter health bar and stamina gauge would be helpful too. Maybe a bar with the objective and a minimap indicating the monster's too
Anonymous No.717829192 >>717829461
>>717829113
just post the god damn Sh2 webm at this point lmao
Anonymous No.717829461 >>717829568
>>717829192
Ok
Anonymous No.717829568
>>717829461
sovl...
Anonymous No.717829597 >>717829707 >>717829746 >>717829823 >>717829854 >>717830017
>>717821379 (OP)
>shitlennials humour
Anonymous No.717829648
>he's right behind me, isn't he?
Anonymous No.717829707
>>717829597
soul
Anonymous No.717829746 >>717829890
>>717829597
>I absorbed my twin in the womb
But, that's what actually happened to me.
Anonymous No.717829786 >>717829893
Oh FUCK gotta rub my big round pregnant belly to keep the demonic visions away SHIT
Anonymous No.717829823
>>717829597
#eatabagofdicks
Anonymous No.717829854
>>717829597
MOIST BARREL OF COCKS
Anonymous No.717829890
>>717829746
t. drizzt
Anonymous No.717829893
>>717829786
i think this was the hardest ive ever felt bait-and-switched
Anonymous No.717830004
OH FUCK SHIT!
That scaly shit, King Koopa stole my best friend, Peach, again! Gotta find where that gabba-ghoul took her!
>*Whistles for magic Yoshi*
C'mon Yosh, we gotta save the Princess!
Anonymous No.717830017
>>717829597
I still use "thanks Obama"
Anonymous No.717830429
>>717823043
Anonymous No.717833281
i look like this
Anonymous No.717833435 >>717833521 >>717833696 >>717835014
>>717822856
>>717823594
Now that I think about it, why does no one in horror games ever scream? I want to play one of those indie horror games but the whole time your character is just constantly screaming.
Anonymous No.717833521 >>717833834
>>717833435
Because the women in the writing room don't like admitting it's what they would do in that situation. Admitting they are helpless and worse than useless in dangerous situations makes them uncomfortable.
Anonymous No.717833696 >>717833834
>>717833435
because screeching women are fucking annoying
Anonymous No.717833812
>>717824857
>"he's actually in front of you" variation
Anonymous No.717833834 >>717834295 >>717835349
>>717833521
>>717833696
>women
stop putting them in the games though
Anonymous No.717834108 >>717834210
>>717822856
You say that, but games like RE7 and REmake 2 completely demolish every other horror game from the last 20 years. More tense as well. Before you shitpost, I'd love to hear the so called better horror games from within that span.
Anonymous No.717834210 >>717834623
>>717834108
I think Darkwood is better than either of those but those ones are not bad, either.
Anonymous No.717834295
>>717833834
screeching men is even worse
Anonymous No.717834457
>>717821379 (OP)
The last time this image was posted, it was in a thread where nobody on /v/ could understand what colours could possibly have to do with art and everyone believed paintings an an act of verisimilitude rather than expression.

This board is laughably retarded.
Anonymous No.717834490
so tired of seeing this fucking dog in every discussion about media quality
Anonymous No.717834623 >>717838691
>>717834210
I'll go play that. I've been desperate for other modern horror games that are genuinely good.
Anonymous No.717834805
>>717823594
Modern western women have too much testosterone and men have too much estrogen. I see the tattoo whore fridge bodies overaking me on the walking track by my house and they have the movement of a guy in army basic training doing his laps. No grace whatsoever and sailor mouth is part of that problem
Anonymous No.717834847
>>717822856
>Horror game is in first-person, presumably for immersion
>But the player character won't stop fucking talking and reacting to everything themselves
Anonymous No.717835014
>>717833435
We have a game about a character constantly screaming and people hate that part
Anonymous No.717835349
>>717833834
Women make better horror game protagonists because men being scared like that is pathetic
Anonymous No.717838691
>>717834623
It's reminiscent of fixed camera survival just from a different perspective (top down exclusively). At first it does not seem that scary or immersive but it is. There are some clever uses of the fixed camera and line of sight for the protagonist. If he is not facing the correct direction with good lighting the surroundings can change in weird ways. I really liked it.