Thread 717822557

PART ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGH

you can feel Kris garnering the murderous intent to fight an entire war

>>717822557 (OP)
Daily reminder that Sans did NOTHING WRONG. Kris deserves his mother to be fucked by BVLL Sans for everything he did.

Reminder that Toriel is shown as being in the wrong here.
Reminder that Toriel is intentionally shown as a bitch in chapter 4.
Reminder that she is the only person who hates Asgore.
Asgore will get his redemption in chapter 5.

>>717825617
>Reminder that she is the only person who hates Asgore.
This is a bad sign for Asgore, though.

>>717826620
But Carol is the one who is set up as red herring "villain", and Toriel also hates Carol.

>>717822915
Daily reminder that Sans is a faggot asshole who is going to get his shit kicked in by Chadgore

>>717825617
>When Kris sees Toriel hopping on the full length of Sans’ bone-r
Y O U R T A K I N G T O O L O N G

>loyalty split between two tomboys
>one he knew for his entire life, but she might be evil
>other one is nice, but he was only friends with her for, like, two days

>>717822557 (OP)
as opposed to full-time rockers?

>>717822557 (OP)
/v/ has ruined this song i was afraid everyone was going to disappear up toriel

>>717828464
Built for Ralsei's 12 inches

>>717828585
why isn't ralsus more popular

>>717825617
I doubt asgore would have been fired from being Police Chief if it was just his wife who started hating him. Just talking to random npcs on the topic and listening to asgore's chapter 4 monologues you can tell something had happened to asgore's reputation.

Now that we know Susie is neither orphan nor homeless, what do you think her parent(s) will be like?
>Marty Armstrong
>Cuno's dad
>never revealed and left ambiguous
>actually normal people
>Alphys

>>717829836
Human parents.

Isn't Toby Fox overdoing it with the theories and red herrings for this game?
> Knight is Carol, but she's actually Dess or the other around
> Girl is Susie, but she's actually Noel
> Ralsei is Asriel, but he's actually the red horned headband

>>717829836
I hope it's just straight up Marty Armstrong

>>717825617
ASGORE IS A HECKIN GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN

>>717830343
>Girl is Susie, but she's actually Noel
the girl is susie in the normal route, but noelle in snowgrave
'love' refers to the soul

>>717829391
most deltarune shippers haven't played the game

>>717830003
>it's Kris' biological parents
>Kris was taken away from them by child protection
>Toriel was the one who reported them (wrongfully)
>she is also the one who poisoned him against humans
Imagine everyone's fucking faces

I love tomboy deer pussy

>>717822557 (OP)
DRIVING IN MY CAR

Who picked wrong?

>>717829836
>Marty armstrong
>Cuno's dead
what?

>>717830702
Bitch's straight up a Knight saber from bubblegum crisis
Yes i'm still obsessed about It
She even has the same fucking mutant biker tokusatsu suit down to a T

>>717829836
>mewish

GIWTWM

>>717830585
very true, unfortunately
tomboys and prettyboys are made for each other
schopenhauer, weininger, and evola all wrote about this

>>717831031
>Marty armstrong
Pedophile, abusive dad
>Cuno's dad
Junkie dying in the bed

>>717827291
>I'm afraid i'm going to have to teach you a lesson, "Mr Sans".
>damn i wasnt eggs-pecting this
>HAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAH HAHHAHAHAHAH NEVERMIND, WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA?
If it was anyone but Asgore, sans would be fucked.
Unfortunately, it is Asgore.

Go back to school already troonlets

>>717822557 (OP)
stop befriending my mom this instant

>>717822557 (OP)
Does anyone have that picture of seam talking about it getting late. wouldnt wana be caught at night? I remember he said "by the by".

>>717822557 (OP)
kris, thank you for showing me hyper mode.

>>717830343
People need too much to theorize on everything, in this moment there are various possibilities, it isn't necessary to, right now, know everything.
this is what brings oeople to entrench on headcanons with very little basis and then complain that the story doesn't conform to them.

>>717827164
>red herring
She's in league with the Knight at the absolute bare minimum.

>>717829836
>Now that we know Susie is neither orphan nor homeless
[citation needed]

>>717831251
they also have the most chemistry of any ship

> Toriel is portrayed as the bitch in this situation
God forbid a woman move on from her dolt of a ex-husband.

>>717827291
>KEKgore
>Doing anything.
He's going to die and leave his responsibilities to another person like in Undertale.

>>717829836
Literally Marty Armstrong
Not like, Susie's dad is similar to Marty
No, literally Marty Armstrong

>>717832136
and her mother is the dragon from shrek

>>717831007
Both

>>717832063
Being loud as fuck while someone is sleeping is universally a dick move.

If asgore hooked up with alphys instead it would fix them both.

>>717832136
>kris... let's go see my sister.

>>717832063
She can move on but maybe she should keep in touch with her child after the tires got slashed even if she wants to give them space. Sans is a bigger bitch though.

>>717831251
>>717832017
TRUTH NUKE

>>717831957
Orphan wouldn't be moving around the country so much.
We've also seen her room and it is implied she lives in far right apartment building (it's the only door she reacts during chapter 4 end sequence, she asks to go to Kris' house instead).

>>717832286
You sure?

>>717831007
they didn't pick wrong, asgore and rudy did

>>717832619
Definitely not homeless, but she could be living with a relative or legal guardian instead of her parents.

>>717832780
What I meant is that she isn't living in an orphanage.

Why won't Kris just let (You) take care of the problem?

>>717833008
He knows (You) can't be trusted around anthro milfs. There's a reason why he made sure she always locks her bedroom.

>>717832136
Name one thing he did wrong.

>>717832063
Asgore is portrayed as delusional for his attempts to get her back, that's not the reason she is so hated.

>>717832431
>JUMPIN JOHOSEPHATS!!!! I have to SETTLE for a DISGUSTING, STINKY, mentally ill ANIME creep?!?! My one and only LOVE, who I built my ENTIRE LIFE with, is THAT far out of my reach???!? WH-WHAT!?! Instead of my PERFECT GENETIC match who even happens to have the same type of SOUL as me, I literally have no fucking option except to RACEMIX and DECIMATE my bloodline with a 4ft 9in GREMLIN??? HUUUHHHH???!?! A LOVELESS, FORCED marriage that will have SEVERE SOCIAL CONSEQUENCES for the both of us?!? The worst part is, we will BOTH be FOREVER LONGING for SOMEONE ELSE?!? We might even follow our Undertale counterparts and... EHHH??? KILL OURSELVES, CANONICALLY???
>...
>ONKEY DONKEY, WHY DIDN'T YA SAY SO SOONER?!? LET'S GET HITCHED, LEST WE KEEP MR. SANS-SAMA WAITING!!

>>717832619
>Orphan wouldn't be moving around the country so much.
they would if they kept getting moved between foster families

>>717833008
We have the potential to ruin whatever plans they have. Easier and more cathartic to use us as a tool instead of letting us take over completely or setting us free.

nerf the knight

>>717833350
K, B, C.

>>717828464
>Prophecy is that Susie is going to kill Kris
>they will think they prevented it because Susie refused to kill him
>She will kill him by snu-snu and break his pelvis instead and fulfill the prophecy

>>717832360
Beating the shit out of a little red heart that's done nothing but try to help you is also a dick move

Did that one Jockington dialogue almost sound like he was asking Kris and Susie who's the woman to anyone else or is it just me?

>>717833203
>soul gets out of Kris
>jumps onto Chariel
>our POV

>>717833008
Kris has zero idea what we're capable of. I'm pretty sure only us and Gaster are fully aware of the extent of our power. Kris doesn't know that we can kill this guy several times over, just as Sans didn't know who we were either.

>>717834289
>done nothing but try to help you
That only happens in the the snowgrave route though, where you haven't been doing nice things at all

>>717834432
Kris still throws you violently into cupboards and cages and smacks you around with a hockey stick and snipes you with hockey pucks

>>717834506
That's kind of hot.

>>717832431
>>717833350
The perfect fail couple

>>717834351
sans is a lucky guy

Sans did nothing wrong
Kris is a psychotic little shit working with a serial kidnapper
The only negative reprecussion of Sans' actions is that Susie is a little upset
If we have to fight Sans we should be allowed to possess HIM and gaster blast kris into next week

What will happen
>Toriel and Asgore get together
>Dess will be ressurected
>Susie will kill Kris in normal route but the unlocked true route will bring him back and make Krusie canon
>Alphys and Undyne will get together too while Noelle will remain a cuckelle and cope by going out with Berdly

>>717832431
Roba is the best potential wife for Asgore
Alphys is the best potential wife for Asgore that exists in canon
He needs a woman that supports him

>>717834886
Wrong. Ralsei will become the real boy, Karkat's diagram is the endgame.

>>717833008
Because (we) would make things worse.

>>717834834
>kris tried to walk away like i'm not gonna dance with my nigga sans
little retard that will be riding berdly's cock in my playthrough as punishment.

>>717834834
TruthNUKE.

>>717833008
>Why won't Kris just let (You) take care of the problem?

>>717835786
you can really feel the seethe in this image kek

>>717834834
look i hate kris as much as the next guy but i wouldn't wish what happened to him at the end of chapter 4 even upon my worst enemy

CHALK FIEND

>>717836296
I don't know how much of the hand symbolism is literal or a metaphor for loss of control and the like.

>>717835315
What is Susie suppose to to with this faggot goat? At least Noelle can work with Berdly. Krusie is the best solution and Ralsei can act as their dog friend in Darkner world they sometimes visit so he can play with their kids

>>717835786
I would never kill my friend Sans. Kris, on the other hand, can go fuck himself.

>>717825617
Asgore does genuinely have a problem with insisting on getting back with Toriel. They can both be in the wrong and that's likely the case.

>>717833008
>sans is the most popular character by far so the soul on average really likes him and befriended him in undertale
>simply DANCES, i repeat, DANCES and nothing else with toriel (who the soul knows becomes his best friend in undertale regardless)
>the soul now has an insatiable urge to fight him and take his life
why the FUCK would kris EVER give someone like that control?

>>717829391
It's not gay. The fandom mainly includes people who like gay stuff because it's gay and dislike straight stuff because it's straight

>>717836705
>What is Susie suppose to to with this faggot goat?
Protect and cherish him while he pampers and tard-wrangles her.

>>717832136
Do we know what Toby thinks of LISA?

>>717836258
Make sense for Noellefags to hate Kris. She is a psychopath like her simps

>>717822915
pedo image
don't you have better pics to post
you post the same ones every time

>>717836920
>simply DANCES, i repeat, DANCES and nothing else with toriel
You're gonna rile the schizos

>>717836921
Since Kriselle is apparently "hetero-coded", can we trick these faggots into thinking Ralsusie is "gay-coded"?

>>717835786
i could do it with friskGODCHADEMPEROR
not kris's pussy ass.

>>717836296
>apathetic, light?, hand, blood(or teardrop?)
Prolly schizo nonsense but a INTERESTING coincidence

>>717837148
no
ralsei is built for homo cock
Lancer is the darkner for Susie

>>717822915
He ate pancakes that wasn't his.
He's going down the bonechipper.

>>717836296
thorn ring?

>>717837263
I refuse. Lancer is like a little brother to her.

inb4 the jannies nuke this thread.
Tongue my anus Jannies

>>717836296
Remember the EGG in Wingdings is the Knight's movement theory?

>>717837473
they should nuke it

>>717837336
no he didnt
last time we checked it, it described the pictures on the fridge
the check isn't going to say "there are approximately 3 shelves with these type of foods, the light in the fridge is this wattage etc."
the ketchup bottle invading kris's fridge is what stood out

>>717837249
Correct. Endgame is both wearing suits and spinning on the stool in opposite directions before losing balance and hitting their heads and jaws.

>>717837103
This picture triggers (you) and that's based.

>>717837465
i want to see spurned incel lancer after susie rejects him with those words

>>717837535
>Toriel says there are pancakes in the fridge
>check fridge
>pancakes are not mentioned
As simple as that

>>717837512
They should nuke you
For free no less

>>717837197
The CUTEST and STRONGEST.

>>717837336
Sans literally can't eat regular food because it goes right through him

>>717832017
True. Honestly, their interactions hard carry the game

>>717837619
Lancer is taken by the moustachioed boy.

>>717837620
why would toriel say theres pancakes in the fridge if sans , heated them up, and ate them already (which passed through him and would be on the floor)
kris not wanting pancakes after literally not eating in front of us once is more likely, considering he didnt even touch the ones in the morning

>>717822557 (OP)
>>717822915
>>717825617
Daily reminder that Sans is a fucking fed and is only doing this to rile up Kris and Asgore into doing drastic things and revealing the Knight conspiracy.

>>717838056
Plus if he keeps her drunk he can protect her if the knight comes after her without her being able to remember what's going on.

>>717838056
Daily reminder that True Ending will include Kris and Susie shoving his bonigger ass into "going into Undertale" machine and holding the door from the outside.

>>717838168
He wants to drunkfuck her anon it isn't that deep

>>717838248
>Sans has a photo album of them
Sans is BEFRIENDING Susie.

>>717837620
>check toilet
>kris doesn't drop his pants and take a shit
>instead he comments on sans's bone turd on the toilet
What the fuck? What did Sans do to Kris's ass?

So a thing in Deltarune is objects being people in the Dark World, what if Jockington's beard is a person?

>>717838312
kek

>>717838286
>visits her house and gets her drunk only after the competent officer is kidnapped
Comic Rapist

>>717838305
It's a photo of Fun Gang flipping him off. Yes, even Ralsei.

>>717838424
>only after the competent officer is kidnapped
CHADstablook literally no diffs genofrisk, and was the only monster to not get absorbed by Asriel simply by not giving a fuck. He CANNOT be damaged but CAN damage you.

>>717837594
it doesn't anymore, i have seen it too much
i want something new

How long until vivziepop adapts Deltarune into a cartoon?

>>717837935
this is so autistic
i don't get shippers

>>717835786
>you are suddenly filled with years of muscle memory for a battle you've never fought
I almost forgot I was in a tumblrfaggot fandom until I saw people creaming themselves over this line.

>>717838560
We do have something to look forward to on Undertale's 10th anniversary, I imagine it's a combo of merch, that memory plant and some form of content

>>717837103
Pedo image for a pedo game.

>>717838560
never, she can't draw fatties, deltarune has too many

>>717838446
>Sans looks happy in the photos.
Sorry bro, he's BEFRIENDING them all.

>>717838526
It's not a question of can, it's a matter of will. The answer is won't.
Toriel's only hope for justice is Carol.

>>717838560
I'll adapt my boot up her ass if she tries.

>>717838552
Triggered you enough to complain. Plus I don't have other ragebait Sans images

>>717828585
>>717829391
>>717830585
>>717831251
>>717832017
>>717837935
Actual fucking retards, the dumbest shippers in the fandom.
Susie simply cannot take fucking 12 inches of cock.

>>717838921
Ralsei is for Kris

>>717838731
Eh being fair to them 99% of the 'difficulty' in the sans fight is trying to keep things "unreactable" and killing you with chip damage.
The actual fight is fairly easy and that's not even getting into shit like how the bone tunnel attack can leave you perfectly spaced to not get hit by any of the attacks.

>>717838921
Ralsei is gay uwu
Susie is for Kris x3

>>717822557 (OP)
God being Kris must suck ass
>only human in the entire town
>Probably the only human you've ever met
>brother is a hyper-religious "good boy" who gets every accolade possible.
>Meanwhile you're a mumbly, shy outcast
>Neighbor girl disappears
>Your dad goes insane trying to crack the case
>Your parents get divorced
>your brother goes away
>It's just you and your mom
>a mom who is hyper controlling, smothering and a heavy drinker
>You have no friends
>you have no one like you around
>All you have is a mentally shattered father, a drunken mother, and a smug asshole who's trying to fuck your mother.

The Dark World is a metaphor for escapism and it makes perfect sense why Kris would want to escape.

>>717838921
>...It's okay, Susie! Let's focus on your pleasure for now.

>>717839118
Kris should live with Asgore

>>717822557 (OP)
What caused fans to turn on Soriel?
I remember it being pretty popular to ship these two together before ch4. People were even taking the piss out of Asgore with the "eggs husband" meme back in ch2.
What happened?

>>717828321
The loyalty split is for (Us)
Kris is 1000% on deer tomboy train with some hints of dino
(We) are 1000% on dino tomboy train with some hints of deer

>>717839014
you're missing the point, it is a perfect example of tumblr prose

>>717838921
SUSIE'S A TOUGH GIRL SHE CAN HANDLE IT

>>717839140
Ralsei should be a cuck
He's not real after all!

>>717839238
UT Soriel is still good. DR Sans is just an asshat.

>>717822557 (OP)
>toby managed to turn one of the most popular ships into one of the most hated in one scene
How’d he do it?

>>717839259
>I wasn't implying they were weenies and not hardcore gamers because they didn't play da soopa hawd seecwet bawss
>I meant they wrote it gay
Sure.

>>717839014
80% of the fanbase wouldn't beat Sans with 20 HP.

>>717839415
>I meant they wrote it gay
What do you think "I saw people creaming themselves over this line" means? It's not my fault you completely fucked up interpreting my post

>>717833008
Headcanon time
Kris would let (You) take care of the problem if you didn't drag (Them) along with it. He does not want to go back into that bunker. Even in a video game that is just showing his little character walking around on a screen going into the bunker, he ain't gonna go.

But Kris also knows (You) have all the tools available to get in right now, but (You) need (Them) to get 「In」 and that's not happening while you're inside of (Them).

The idea Kris is intentionally trying to keep people out because he doesn't want Susie or Ralsei subjected to whatever is 「In」carries some weight but doesn't explain why he would work with someone who seems to be on the 「In」side.

>>717839140
>>717829391
Ralsus is the best ship but it won't happen unless Susie really does find a way to get Ralsei to the festival.

>>717839617
>He does not want to go back into that bunker.
Then why does he open the door at the end of chapter 3?

>>717839140
i reckon ralsei spent most of his time jacking off while he waited for the heroes to arrive

>>717839779
Someone opened it from the inside.

>>717834395
> I'm pretty sure only us and Gaster are fully aware of the extent of our power.
I'm guessing the big twist of Deltarune is going to be finding out that our power is much more vast than anything hinted at in UT and Gaster knew that all along.

The part where (You) can teleport between people and obstacles just by inhabiting their dialogue choice box is one such power we didn't realize we had.

>>717839792
that makes him a homosexual

>>717839779
That wasn't him, that was the Knight giving him new orders

I went from krisXralsei to a firm krusie supporter between c2-c4, they're just too perfect for each other

>>717839230
Unfortunately that would be bad for other reasons. Asgore genuinely cares about his son. But also Asgore is living above his failing flower shop (that he might get evicted from), and is not taking care of himself. There's no food in the fridge, and he's sleeping on an air mattress. And the failures of his business are entirely his own. He keeps giving away flowers, and closing his shop at random hours.

And look at how Kris acts when the soul isn't in him. Tell me that this is a kid who would somehow improve Asgore's behavior.

>kris is a girl (repressed)
>susie is a girl
>noelle is a girl
>knight is a girl
>ralsei is a boy, but this is ignorable because he's a rather feminine one
How did Toby trick us into playing a game where almost every main character is a female?

>>717839434
I say Lightworld Kris has a better chance than Frisk
>hasn't killed anyone (reflected in their LV) so KR shouldn't do jackshit, meaning he is literally doing 1 damage before you get i-frames
>attack stat doesn't matter since he's one hittable
>has some crazy snipe feats on the soul

Downside
>can't heal
>sans isn't lazy in deltarune and might have different attack patterns

Dark world kris is a different story, because dark world sans should get the generic lightner buffs everyone else got

>>717840089
By the sheer power of being the KING of ero games.

>>717839230
Baseless conjecture time: I think that's where Kris was going to get out of his house and get some sleep at the end of 4. He was perched on the window ready to bail with Susie until the credits cut in

>>717839238
Deltarune sans is a dickhead.

>>717840089
Toby is woke (and thats a good thing)

>>717840116
Sans does one damage per frame regardless of KARMA. You would still be cooked.

>>717840070
This. Asgore's heart is in the right place, but I've done enough social work to see many parents in this place and it doesn't end well. With how crappy Asgore lives I'd be shocked if he has visitation rights.

>>717839238
he made the mistake of causing susie-sama discomfort (they are mad toriel wasn't in danger due to sans)

>>717829391
>doesn’t have the self insert appeal of krusie
>doesn’t have the gay appeal of suselle or kralsei
>doesn’t have the meme appeal of kerdly
And even then it’s still not unpopular just can’t compete with the big ships

Do you think Asgore ever had a Pepe Silvia moment with Kris?

Why is there no tasteful fan art of toriel drunk dancing with sans with her nightgown flipping up revealing her panties? I either find fan art that has no panties or it's extremely pornographic and nasty.

>>717839238
He made Kris uncomfortable
That's really it.

Fucking with (You) is fair game, we're playing a video game, who cares how we feel? The playful ribbing is part of why we like the series.

This isn't a game to Kris. Coming in and seeing Kris' mother piss-drunk rolling around on the floor is only comical from an overhead perspective. The only one that's allowed to make Kris feel bad is us.

>>717840302
Asgore doesn't seem to have visitation rights. When we encounter Asgore, it's either because Kris came to them, or because he saw him out in town.

But like, that's the thing. Kris is a teenager. While his mother seems to have full custody, Kris is still able to do things like go to his dad's flower shop and see him. There's no restraining order.

>>717840089
He's just that based.

>>717837148
Ralsusie it this weird very rare combination of a flaming faggot homosexual male being shipped with tomboy butch lesbian archetype

>>717840375
it's a shit ship
simple as

>>717828321
How come Kris and Susie never were friends before this? Does Kris shy away from tomboys after what happened to Dess? Is the blossoming friendship with Susie actually being force by (you)? Did Toby make Susie so appealing to the player so he can rugpull later that Kris never liked her?

>>717840430
I don't think so.
Like I feel like if Kris tried to bring up the December Holiday case to Asgore, Asgore would probably lock and just go "don't worry. I'm going to find your friend Kris."

HOWEVER, I think Toriel saw his descent into being a conspiracy theorist, and that's why she hates him. Because she watched a respectable man that she loved turn into a madman, obsessed with solving a case, spouting utter nonsense and insane theories in order to try to make it look like he's progressing the case. In her eyes, she probably sees that the first time that Asgore had to do real police work, he snapped under the pressure.

>>717840771
susies been in town like a week

>>717840089
Literally not a single hint at Kris being a girl. Youre just a pervert who is into sissification

>>717840856
why does she look good in a dress then?

>>717840771
Kris doesn't seem like the type of Payson who would go out of his way to make friends.

>>717822557 (OP)
*Party Rock is in the house tonight

>>717841031
crossdressing is disgusting
your shit taste is showing

>>717840771
>How come Kris and Susie never were friends before this?
Entirely on Susie's end due to insecurities, and she explains why multiple times in chapters 3 and 4.

>>717822557 (OP)
>you lived long enough to see undertale become NTR

>>717841118
not really how that works if you're a girl

>>717840856
Princess Ribbon

>>717838731
It's a good line tho

>>717840856
Kris being a female is thematically appropriate, fitting with the game's themes of identity and longing for the past. Maybe she wants to go back to the time when her body wasn't aggressively and painfully reminding her that she's a girl. Puberty took a toll on the poor girl's already damaged mind.

>>717836920
>dances and nothing else
It's a metaphor, just like the petals falling off the rose was

>>717841454
He metaphorically raped her?

kris is too cool to be a woman

The time of So Soriel is soon

>>717839256
>with some hints
Come on, he took a bullet for her twice already.

>>717822557 (OP)
Tranny game

>>717841525
that's exactly what makes her a good woman
none of the feminine retardation
shame about the pronouns, but that can be fixed

>>717840854
Where is that stated?

THIS WILL BE DELTARUNE IN 2015

>CHAPTER 7, END
what will be your reaction?

>>717840856
The girl in the prophecy clearly isn't Susie and her being Noelle is too obvious. It's clearly not Catti or Temmie either. Who does that leave?

>>717836920
>why the FUCK would kris EVER give someone like that control?
We are Kris' id, if they feel that way, that's just because we're in agreement.

>>717840771
Kris was chronically depressed and probably suicidal, he was going through the life on autopilot.

>>717841724
She mentions it when mentioning that she's only recently come to down, Toriel found her the first day she was in town.
That said I don't think it's a week, it's probably more like a month. At least not long enough to get comfortable with the town

>>717840771
Lancer opened Susie’s heart for friendship in general.

>>717822557 (OP)
WHIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>>717841829
I'm a fem Kris truther, but I disagree with your evaluation. I don't think Toby will subvert our expectations hard enough that The Girl will be someone other than Susie or Noelle.

>>717841829
>too obvious

>>717841939
But when does she say that? I don't recall it.

>>717841829
genderbelt ralsei

>>717840856
>Liking women with XX chromosomes is sissyfication
You're the only one that sounds gay here desu.

>>717841627
Nah I don't want to play as a chick, thus kris is a dude.

>>717841768
Fake. We know it ends with Kris knocking up the Knight

>>717842014
When she talks with Kris in the diner and when you're both climbing the giant pillar in the Dark World
Also IIRC when she eats the chalk, she mentions being the new kid.

>>717841973
Who else would it be? I presume it would be one of Kris' peers, but if you allow other ages in, it could wind up being Toriel or Undyne or who knows.

>>717837032
former noellefag actually, i'm not very fond of her after the new chapters
i just posted the image because... funny

>>717841829
Susie IS clearly the girl, she's just going against prophecy conventions by not fitting the silhouettes to a T, even though she's the only one with the perfect shape. A Deltarune without Susie in the prophecy would leave the other passive characters to pick up the plot progression slack, which isn't happening with our current cast of silent or meek characters who will only react if not barely acting. So she has to be in the prophecy as the girl.

>>717841627
>makes her a good woman
Also she's hot

>>717842050
He and Azzy will same-hole DP her. Let the strongest seed win.

>>717841992
No Toby please don't beat me I promise I won't theorycraft any more. I promise I'll only advance the Krusie agenda from now on. Please stop hurting me Toby.

>>717838921
>Susie simply cannot take fucking 12 inches of cock.
she would not be able to admit she can't and would faint after ralsei goes a bit overboard
>>717839339
the worst part is that he would not be opposed to it at all

>>717842178
I mean The Girl will most likely be either Noelle or Susie since that's the most direct interpretation of the prophecy given what we know now. Toby's stories aren't known for being very subversive.

>>717828585
Tuss word?

>>717842351
He just wants to make his friends happy, if they insist he watch from the chair he'll do so in perfect contentment, as opposed to Noelle who'll will be quietly seething.

>>717841829
DA GURL is obviously non-determinate. If we go normal, its Susie, if we go Snowgrave, its Noelle. The Soul she has in some of her panels gives it away.

>>717842640
Speaking of Susie being the girl, I think the scene where she switches her and Kris' controllers was a subtle foreshadowing of her being controlled by the soul currently in Kris.

>>717842839
>never ending night

>>717842883
Which in turn means there will be an option to control Ralsei too.

>>717841961
What was the plan?

>>717842883
Nah, its just the most on the nose scene stating that Susie is the main character of Deltarune <-FACT!

>>717843317
use the very slow tractor beam to ragebait susie without actually taking Toriel

>>717843317
Makes sense if you consider that Asgore is the Knight. But realistically just nabbing her to the bunker like they did with Undyne

>>717843453
GOD I wish that we me.

>>717842839
>the name of the song that plays during chapter 4's credits is Neverending Night

>>717843453
>tell and show my friend (who never played deltarune but has been keeping up) the entire plot of chapter 3/4, and the implications of everything
>"yeah kris for sure got straight shota'd by dess"
What the fuck? I thought you guys were just being schizos, is this a genuine way to read into this game?

>>717843718
fuck >>717842931 got to it first and i didn't notice

>>717843454
This.
Undyne was always the real target.

>>717842839
>sans fucked toriel so hard its literally in the prophecy and feels neverending
how big is his bone cock? how did he get so good at sex?

>>717843774
Anyone who uses the term "straight shota'd" couldn't possibly be an accurate representation of any societal group other than the most porn-addicted, terminally-online zoomers

>>717843774
yes? it's a genuinely logical read of what we know so far, it only is implausible in a "meta" sense because i really doubt toby would add that to the game

>>717843913
dess sat on Kris's face and ruined his life along with it. this is canon. we're just trying to find out what happened afterwards

>>717843774
Does he post on 4chan?

>>717843774
She used to change the tv channel to Gators Gone Wild when Kris was like 10. Groomer memes have legit basis

>>717841768
>himecut dess

>>717843718
>The Roaring has already begun

>>717844065
He does not. I'm pretty sure the only reason he even knows that phrase is because I told him a decade ago about it.

>>717844196
Anon I…

>>717844165
>"the roaring" is sans becoming kris' stepfather
or alternatively it's some gay metaphor for growing up and becoming a jaded adult or something

>>717832107
I know you're most likely right on the money because it's toby suxcox tumblrite shitshow writing we're talking about here, probably having some bitch-ass daddy issues trauma or whatever to "artistically express"
but fuck me I feel bad for asgore and just want him to have at least a redemption, bro cares about his family and is most likely framed innocently - many such cases IRL!
the series would gain a broad recognition from tons of beaten and abused dads, we all know women are homewreckers

>>717829391
Ralsei is for self inserting fags
Susie is for self inserting straightfags

>>717844269
My guess for the context is Nier Automata maybe

Asgore ran over Dess with his truck after finding out she sucked his boycock

>>717843718
>sans causes the end of the world because he fucked Toriel and Kris sperged out

>>717843774
>not interested in susie
>not interested in noelle
>not interested in any other hometowner
>
>knows he likes monsters
Toby is spelling it out for you.
At the very least, Kris pulled a simon and had a crush on his brother's gf.

>>717844196
So you poisoned him, then.

>>717844069
>tries to kickstart his sexual awakening so it would be easier to groom him
>accidentally gives him a scaly fetish instead
Biggest case of villain fucking themselves over in the long run since Voldemort.

>>717844165
When Ralsei is downed in a fight he melts into a pile of clothing. Where is this sprite of him falling on his face from?

>>717844331
>the series would gain a broad recognition from tons of beaten and abused dads, we all know women are homewreckers
I doubt people like that play Deltarune of all games.

>>717844595
I wonder who he will choose…

>>717844609
splat.ogg

>>717844664
HALT CRIMINAL

>>717844609
From when Susie steps on him. Which happened thrice already.

>>717844530
>not interested in Susie
Her smile literally blew away the darkness according to him

>>717844530
>Kris pulled a simon
??
Simon Williams?
Simon the chipmunk?

>>717841571
togore is not a hidden boss

>>717844753
fact: if napstablook showed up instead of undyne, the knight would've been completely fucked due to not being able to actually touch him

>>717830702
I hope Dess's hair and fur is even lighter than Noelle's just to shit on everyone

>>717844827
Gurren Lagann

>>717844684
It's not for him to decide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92cwKCU8Z5c

>>717844823
not kissing susie after saving her from mini-kris, and instead say shes being weird, is the gayest thing a man can do

>>717822557 (OP)
this is the gayest game franchise in existence. made for smelly theater kids, by smelly theater kids.

>>717844796
It's been a long time since the first two chapters. When does Susie step on him? All I can think about is using him as a stool in Gerson's library.

>>717845035
on the first arcade mini game

>>717844903
I rifled through my folder and I wasn't able to find a single non-brown Dessign.

>>717844827
gurren lagann
kid develops crush on a girl older than him (who gets with his brother)
bad things happen because of this

>>717845035
Arcade mini-game
Falling on him after ferris wheel
Stepping stool

>>717843453
yeah I get it

>>717844845
Magic can hit ghosts, speedreader.

>>717845140
>>717844903
She’s naturally blonde but obviously dyes her hair to spite Carol

>>717844909
Oh.
I should watch that one day.

>>717845116
>>717845204
>Arcade mini-game
I thought he turned into a pushable block

>>717844618
hey bimbo, reality check
Undertale was 2015
It's 10 years ago
if you played it in your 20s you are now 30
plenty of time to experience the first divorce, and may I refer you to the recent divorce statistics
also I'm 34 and miss my kids, seeing them only twice a month fucking sucks, at least it's worth enduring the retarded bickering and passive-aggressive shit-testing.

>>717845458
i mean the punch-out queen arcade not the tenna zelda one

>>717845239
Why do people think she fought with Carol? If anything, she had a beef with Toriel instead.

>>717845234
Magic doesn't affect ghosts that aren't possessing a body, speedreader. Even mad dummy, who was possessing a body, didn't get his HP lowered by his attacks/Napstablook's tears.

>>717843453
>HAHAHAHA, YOU DID -WHAT- TO THAT HUMAN CHILD? YOU'RE COMING WITH ME

>>717845551
>why would a tomboy rule breaker girl fight with her bitchy controlling mom

>>717845551
well, she is basically "the establishment" and dess seemed like a very rowdy girl that hates rules and such
it's basically just as likely that carol was really loosey goose and a "fun" mom before THE INCIDENT made her become an overprotective cokd biatch though

>>717841829
her hair is exactly like Susie's
No antlers so it can't be anyone else

>>717845667
Based Friend protecting his buddy Kris from that Doelester freak

>>717845760
But do we know she was like that when Dess was around? I mean, swords are typically not a part of the "bitchy controlling mom" archetype.

>>717840116
>hasn't killed anyone (reflected in their LV)
>the art therapy egg room has line where it's a place where you don't have to kill anyone

Kris probably reset his file when the fucked up deathgame stuff happened, then it continued to happen again anyway

it's literally resetting after killing Toriel tier, Kris LV may be 1 officially but mentally he's probably gone through some shit trying to find a way to NOT kill

>>717845817
Noelle literally has a hood on a cloak

>>717844684
(He) will choose doe
(We) will not
Probably

>>717845239
Dess looks like a black deer in the Mantle game.

Erm actually Dess isn't the knight because thats a red herring, shes also not a monster and is in fact a human.

>>717822557 (OP)
>Sans banging you're mom is now canon to the Deltarune and probably Undertake timeline
Lmao

>>717843774
It's all porn addicts and pedos.

>>717845583
>Magic doesn't affect ghosts that aren't possessing a body,
Post ONE line of dialogue that says this.
>His
Mad Dummy is a girl.

>>717840771
>Is the blossoming friendship with Susie actually being force by (you)?
I like to believe this. In my headcanon, Kris is dying inside the entire time and hates all this friendship haha fun adventure bullshit.
We're possessing his body and his change in personality everyone else perceives comes from us not knowing how to act as Kris and just doing "what's right".

>>717845495
My condolences, Asgorebro.

>>717846174
he's male in my game

>>717845920
Loop GODS will be vindicated.
When we get Kris's flashback and the real version of "SWORD" plays in "hell" (the dark world he got sent in), i'll be here.

>>717830431
>finally enter Susie's house for some urgent reason
>https://youtu.be/QrrM43p10sc?si=FyK9XdhA_P9O0B0t
>take 3 steps
>tv turns off

>>717846258
I think the "tea" disproves this

Escapism via festivals?

>>717846174
>Post ONE line of dialogue that says this.
Napstablook states ghosts cannot be killed.
Mad Dummy doesn't take damage, only pain, from magic/tears.
Napstablook was the only monster not affected by Asriel's absorbing of the entire underground.

Now YOU post a dialogue or example where you can kill ghosts outside of a body, with magic.

>Mad Dummy is a girl.
Nah I destroyed his shitty mew mew body in my run

>>717846436
...and he is justified for doing so.
Loyal god-tier powerlevel being that's in cahoots with him > Dyke lizard that cucks him for his childhood friend

>>717845539
Oh.

>>717846436
You've never had a crush on one of your older siblings friends and it shows.
My older sister had a friend that I was so goddamn in love with when I was a kid that I would have committed fucking murder for her if she asked me to.

>>717844753
Genuinely how could you beat him?

>>717846760
Suck him up with a vacuum

>>717846515
BREAD AND CIRCUS
BUT WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ITS ALL GONE?

>>717846760
make him the perfect body, get him to fuse with it, then kill his ass

>>717846760
>* You tell Napstablook that he is a terrible police writer.

K but why was chapter 4 so much worse than the previous ones?
I'm afraid that its just gonna get so much worse.
Is it because its the only one without a main bad guy?

>The prophecy mentioning the girl who discovers "love"
>Kris being set up with (maybe) three possible love interests

Damn... I can't believe that Dess molested Kris to save the entire timeline.

>>717846760
>bloodlusted napstablook
unironically the 3rd strongest UT character behind 6 soul + every monster except napstablook Asriel and end of genocide chara

>>717846760
With magic because there's nothing that says being inside a body makes them weak to it.

>>717846262
It's not your fault champ
I fantasize about finding the bitch on the street in front of me while driving since that meme dropped

Ramb.

>>717847094
DOELESTED.COM
that mantle knight looks sick

>>717847094
She needs to be stopped

>>717847094
>top half
I love characters who basically operate on toon physics for proportions so much, bros.

>>717847242
my bf

I will unironically stand up and clap loudly while screaming "KINO" if Kris and Dess ends up being the finale of this fucking game

>>717847094
we have been blessed
when will you give us your dess design, sitting on kris's face

>>717847520
Don't mistake anything. Drawanon still disappeared in a rival favela (but was seen in Serbia).

>>717845495
This is no longer fun. Take care of yourself, Asgorefag.

>>717847520
that pic's a bit old sadly

>>717847094
Dess was a gamer. Berdly would've rizzed her up, if not for his advances at Noelle pissing her off.

such shit taste on display

>>717845667
good kitty

>>717847865
Raped.

>>717833008
Does Sans even know how to fight yet?

>>717839401
i'm not even sure what the deal is or why is people so upset, in my mind is just another dumb mother 3 reference nobody was going to get.

>>717848053
There are a too many jokes for me to pick from when you outright say, "Some random guy I don't know fucking my mom makes me think of playing Mother 3."

>>717845667
based friend

>>717848053
what mother 3 reference

>>717839401
By showing off how ridiculously unhealthy it is.

>>717848000
he can teleport at the very least, so this sans already has been through some shit already

>>717848421
she should never have adopted
I bet it was Asgore's idea to get Kris

>>717847865
This.
Loli>Shota.

FRIEND with benefits

>>717848486
it was probably Toriel's idea, judging from Undertale

>>717848559
In undertale
this is deltarune

>chapter one
>the only human voice you hear is when the credits roll
>the player may be surprised by this but it doesn’t throw them off too much because it seemingly exists outside of the game’s universe
>another example is jevil, but he’s a secret boss so people would need to go out of their way to find him, and it distinguishes him from other enemies
>chapter two
>tasque manager has voice lines but they’re short and it’s just her saying letters, so it’s not too jarring.
>spamton’s song has voicelines in them, but they’re bitcrushed making them fit in the world
>chapter three
>tenna has a fully voiced introduction
One of Toby’s favorite tricks is reducing one of the player’s senses so the reintroduction of it has greater impact. Asriel’s and Asgore’s fights had just that with colors being introduced to their background.
Get ready for an in game use of “raise your bats” with Dess’ canon voice during some climatic moment.

>>717848647
>>717848559
In undertale she still has the whole "humans aren't really people" thing so it was probably asgore's idea still, it directly mirrors how the fallen human exploited Asriel, too.

>>717839401
hes weeding out the fake sans fans by doing this, along with giving him 0 relevancy or explanation to his ties to undertale or his strange powers
the real sanscoins holders are going to cash out big.

>>717848526
This has struck into my mind a funny joke fic where Susie basically learns that pretty much every woman and girl in town has molested Kris at some point or another. Too bad I'm not a writer.

so where is the good /ss/ kress art

>>717848307
that design does rock i'll admit

>>717848759
>shit fetish
>good art
doesn't exist

why are they like this

>>717848730
>she still has the whole "humans aren't really people"
wat

>>717848851
Raped.

>>717848852
If you could create worlds where monster girls are real, you'd make 100s too.

>>717848920
I'm not Noelle

>>717848207
you are giving to this shit way more thought than toby ever did. Is just a dumb dance

>>717848407
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KPXtOc06fA

>>717848920
Jealous.

>>717848959
but kris already lives in a world where monster girls are real

>>717848665
>Get ready for an in game use of “raise your bats” with Dess’ canon voice during some climatic moment.
kino

>>717848979
looks nothing like that

>>717849017
More!

>>717848979
>You are thinking too hard about a sequence where some kid listens to the muffles sounds of his mom fucking some guy in another room
Oh so you're not oblivious, you're just an autistic faggot and you're coping hard. Lol. Kill yourself.

>>717849017
Kris is homophobic

>>717848890
/v/ retarded autism. Ignore it.

>>717848979
A dumb dance with a drunken Toriel that visibly affected both Kris and Susie. Do you genuinely believe that Toby just throws shit at the wall and doesn't really care about any kind of continuity or sense when he writes his stories?

>>717848890
Basically the gist of how she "uses" humans is she intends on keeping them in the ruins until they expire so she can harvest them but they all escaped, and she just doesn't even think to go and get them back or accompany them despite this happening 6 times.
It's also really telling that she basically chastizes Asgore for not immediately taking the first human soul and exterminating humanity so the monsters could leave asap.
Most people don't really think about the full rammifications of the stuff she says until long after the game.
Like how she technically doesn't even teach you to resolve things peacefully, just to stall until she can get there to threaten and/or attack whatever is currently engaged with you.

>>717831007
Only Asgore picked wrong, he should be bending Alphys' fat ass like origami

>>717849086
i think it does

>>717849128
coping with what?

>>717849154
>Do you genuinely believe that Toby just throws shit at the wall and doesn't really care about any kind of continuity or sense when he writes his stories?
now you are getting it

>>717849146
It kind of cracks me up how this is actually just an innocuous "taping some shit kid to the wall" joke but it looks really suspect.

>>717849287
autists don't make for good wives
she wouldn't clean or discipline her children

>>717822557 (OP)
Imagine if what happened to Kentaro Miura happens to Toby and Deltarune goes unfinished.
haha

>>717848759
>expected de/ss/ art after how THE RAPED reacted to noelle being raped
kekaroo

>>717849535
His team would just finish it, and it would end up worse.

>>717849658
It exists but can’t be posted on blue boards

>>717848979
this doesnt even happen in the game
well, this happens, but we dont see it

>>717849287
>gross gremlin autist that even susie doesn't want to be near
>or keep trying to win back the 10ft tall perfect match for you
yeah im glad none of you guys are asgore

>>717849743
link it then

>>717849154
>Do you genuinely believe that Toby just throws shit at the wall and doesn't really care about any kind of continuity or sense when he writes his stories?
Not him but "Mike" btfo's this post entirely

>>717849676
>Toby watching Temmie and Gigi making Suselle canon and adding "Kris wasn't the greatest person" line in the ending

>>717844827
SIMON THE PIEMAN

>>717849981
Temmie would never.
Toby could kill someone and Temmie would help him get rid of the body.

>>717849981
>temmie
>suselle
termmie is a krusie bro

>>717850225
proof?

>>717850247
*It happened.

>>717849301
>Coping with what?
I dunno. You're coping about people with
>Empathy
>Life experience
>Half a brain
reacting to what is universally interpreted as Sans loudly fucking your drunk mom negatively.

Saying shit like
>It's just a Mother 3 reference
>You're thinking too hard
is just some disingenuous cope to portray anyone who isn't you as stupid/schizo.

>>717850225
Not that I don't believe you, but I need some concrete evidence.

>>717846258
Oh, yeah, how awful of us to be forced into Kris' body and make him make friends.

WHAT THE FUCK IS AN ACORN

>>717850247
what's the name of this artist again? they've done a lot of omori stuff

>>717849747
i know that

>>717850324
>your mom
i'm not kris, lol
I think you anger amuse me, please keep going

It's "Party Rocking"

>>717847094
I'm going to look back at these and laugh if Rudy ends up being the Knight.

>>717850324
>just some disingenuous cope to portray anyone who isn't you as stupid/schizo.
yes caring this much about a dumb game like this is stupid

>>717850467
That’s pure suffering for him

>>717850558
Being able to shapeshift a fat ass would still be canon even if Rudy was the knight.

>>717838921
But Kris has 16 inches.

>>717829391
It's kinda hard imagining ralsei being romantic and those who do are usually massive faggots

>>717849287
Alphys would be a terrible wife.

>>717850505
https://x.com/haruanonalex/status/1936922016847659143?s=46&t=34_rFJi27ZiYh1yrvLtzxQ

>>717850027
Simple Simon wasn't the pieman, he met the pieman going to the fair.

>>717850324
>reacting to what is universally interpreted as Sans loudly fucking your drunk mom negatively.
how did you trick yourself into believing that sans actually was fucking toriel, and susie walked in to tell them to shut up?
everyone knows they were just telling jokes back and forth, nobody believes sans legit grew a bone cock and was plowing her on the couch.

>>717850608
>But Kris has 16 inches.
Noelle wouldn't even be alive after the weird route scene, if this was the case.

>>717849981
I want Kris to be KEKED like Chara was.

Yjk

>>717850863
human noelle smells like sweaty feet and detergent

>>717850819
poor esl
chara should have learned english

>>717850703
>nobody believes sans legit grew a bone cock and was plowing her on the couch.
Did you forget every fangirl on tumblr fantasizing about Sans' boney boner back when Undertale dropped? It's not any sort of leap of imagination at this point.

>>717850942
It's a Japanese artist wwho translated their own art. Be nice.

>>717850949
i was going to reply with calling you a schizo but this is my captcha, you may be willing this into existence and i want no further quarrel with you

>>717850819
What do you think Snowgrave is?
We're on that Vesselle gravy train, baby.

>>717850863
I'm cheesed to meet her

>>717850863
he's got that dawg in him

>>717851114
No the dog is in Noelle

>>717846258
Nah he's just tsundere, he always stops (You) from saying or doing anything mean to Susie or Ralsei

>>717850683
huh, never knew they had a twitter, i've never seen them post it

>>717851047
>GEE SANS, WHY DO YOU GET TO HAVE -TWO- HUGE MILF ASSES TO FUCK?

>>717831515
Realistically what will happen is that Sans will discover Toriel is toxic, and then he and Asgore will get together.
Sans had to turn his back when Asgore dropped the "eggs-husband" line because he was filled with a wave of lust and thinking "I can't not fuck him"

>>717851015
I love him

>>717851047
>goth sans
and people say meme magic isn't real

>>717851214
>>717851201
sans will have a throuple, but more like both members love him and not the other
a harem, so to speak
toby foreshadowed it

>>717851214
nope, sans will love toriel regardless

>>717851383
This. Roulxs foreshadows Sans.

>>717850467
You're RUINING his stone cold incel chud life

>>717851321
*goat
idk how that happened

>>717838731
It mimics the style of some of the dialogue involving Kris in the game.

>>717841768
this picture makes me so sad
i hope kris ends the game happy, bros.

>>717851114
I think it’s the opposite

https://x.com/haruanonalex/status/1947079175967293600?s=46&t=34_rFJi27ZiYh1yrvLtzxQ

>>717851498
that is Kris happy!

You know I wonder what it means for Kris to canonically be good at flirting. Is he just very good at reading people or something? It's one thing if it was a joke that was never mentioned, but Susie outright saying it to Noelle means it's 100% a real trait Kris has. How could someone who basically refuses to talk to people most of the time be such a pussy-slayer?

>>717851618
The soul is actually the one good at flirting.

HAS TOBY FOX EVER REFERENCED BIG TWO CAPESHIT (MARVEL/DC)?
I have a theory, but if Toby has shown no signs of being a capeshitter than this can't be real

>>717841768
>>717851498
Cattibros... they're making fun of us again...

>>717851598
>your head
Susie X Soul

>>717851498
It’s not looking good

>>717851656
>cope

>>717851618
He learned by observing his brother. Also don't forget that Susie and Darkners are probably easy to impress.

>>717851656
Because it's Frisk's SOUL btw.

>>717851810
Didn’t asriel write a love letter to someone and it sucked

>>717851761
>temmie says toby acts out the sprite animations to show temmie what the fuck he's talking about
>he very likely did this entire dance in it's entirety infront of her
kek

why is dess a nigga?
She should have lighter fur like her sister
Noelle's fur is darker than her mom, lighter than rudy

>>717851528
zamn
>>717851618
my headcanon is that monsters are very retarded and autistic (this is basically canon to be honest but i digress) so even a very retarded and autistic human like kris is a charismatic and masterful flirter

>>717851810
>He learned by observing his brother
not with that letter to catty nigga

>>717851916
Mantle placeholder sprites confirm that Dess is black

>>717848780
I refuse to get aroused by these jews

>>717851768
It's literally a joke about how (you) flirt with a ton of enemies and it always works, and Noelle has no idea what the fuck Susie means by this

>>717851916
Her video game version is a solid black deer with blue eyes. So technically she isn't nigga enough.

>>717851916
She has black fur and white eyes.

>>717851961
Every girl in town wants to devour Asriel.

>>717851880
>>717851961
He did score with her.

>>717851389
This, it's foreshadowed at the end of true pacifist. They belong together

Would you?

I will DESTROY SHARTns!

>>717851810
>>717851810
>Also don't forget that Susie and Darkners are probably easy to impress.
This is true for Lightners in general.

>tell a singular pun to toriel
>you are now balls deep inside of her while her kid sleeps upstairs

>say you'll pet catti/catty
>they are now coming to your ass on command, to be pet for hours

>be susie and make a dragon blazers reference
>berdly, who THINKS noelle is into him but declines in his mind, who rejects kris twice, is now madly in love

>tell noelle "ye-yeah you were getting pranked yesterday haha" in the weakest most bitchmade mumbly voice possible
>she gets you into her room, locks the door, closes the curtains, and planned to fucking smooch the hell out of you the very day after

It's literally monster fucker's paradise.

>>717831007
Why the fuck would she be a zimteen you retard

>>717851761
I don't understand how people can hate Kris. He's a damn teenager whose world is fucking crumbling around him, and to top it all off an otherworldly creature he doesn't understand is puppeting his body and making him do things he wouldn't normally do. He does some bad shit, sure, but the fact that there are people who WANT him to suffer is disheartening, like they've never acted out when they were his age, like they would be totally mentally fine if they suddenly didn't have any bodily autonomy and were literally subject to the will of something else.

>>717852263
she just would
:)

>>717852228
>give temmie some tem flakes
>you are now mating pressing the life out of her on top of alphys's desk

>>717852192
>Gaster stops you.
Better luck next time, bucko.

>>717852342
>Gaster
Who?

holy shit, toby just leaked the first 20 mins of chapter 5 look

>>717852265
>a teenager
I hate Kris

>>717852265
he hit me with hockey stick
he now ride berdly cock no matter what he does
simple as

>>717852398
Actual kek

>>717852265
People subconsciously see themselves in Kris, and they hate that.

>>717851656
(you) just tell kris to flirt, all the words said are entirely him

>all this hemming and hawing about the morality of hating kris
THAT FAGGOT HIT ME
I HATE HIM

>>717852183
Stroke its chest orb? Maybe if I know I'm not going to lose my hand.

>>717850809
Bucks have 6-9 inches. Kris might just not have gone balls-deep.

>>717852556
i wanna see my dick in kris's ass

>>717851961
>>717852265
>if they suddenly didn't have any bodily autonomy
we didn't force ourselves into him, someone else did
and he probably accepted it
no matter the reason, he is my cage not the other way around
GIVE ME MY TRUE VESSEL THAT I CREATED WITH GASTER SO LOVINGLY

>>717851883
reminder that toby (forma de foam) was almost certainly done for tenna and spamton's reunion

KRIS YOU NEED TO IMPREGNATE SUSIE TO SAVE THE WORLD IT'S THE ONLY WAY

I don't hate Kris, but damn it if i wish i had the option to flip off Alphys back in chapter 1 and let Susie go to bumfuck nowhere alone and have someone else go for her like Berdly who gets turned into every meal from orange chicken to kung pow and let the boy just slack off and live life on autopilot.

>>717852265
>I don't understand how people can hate Kris
This fucker cucked me out of my vessel and by extension infinite fun/pussy in the town.
I don't CARE that Kris has a ton of reasons and is trying to save whoever.
I don't CARE that Kris needs me to enter dark worlds and change the prophecy.
He FUCKED me over. And the MOMENT, the SECOND I get my vessel back, I WILL return the favor. FAGGOT.

>>717852265
it's the same reason self insert tards hate shinji
they go in expecting a giga chad self insert and instead are given a story about a depressed teenager and they start seething when they see traits they dislike in said teenager

I need an image of Toriel's kitchen, i had a specific dream

>>717852876
>Kris vs Vessel
>suddenly ENTER

>>717852909
>they go in expecting a giga chad self insert and instead are given a story about a depressed teenager and they start seething when they see traits they dislike in said teenager
this doesnt work when Undertale had the perfect protagonist for us
kris literally stole us and dragged us into his faggot incel life

>>717852989
Is that SWORD_HERO?

>>717852989
Those few seconds where we inhabited minikris were the best moments of my SOVL's life. If only he let us finish the job and stab this faggot out of existence.

>>717853021
we don't know who the second voice in the intro was
but i am certain it was not kris, even dess is more likely

vesselposting is the greatest thing to have happened (when its not being spearheaded by cringelords)
he is the TRUE self insert and by your and your will alone, he WILL fuck the doe and WILLINGLY.

>>717850171
What makes temmie so loyal to toby??,

>>717852382
Deltarune's MASTER.

>>717853118
The vessel is a qtp2t that will pose while me, a being beyond her comprehension, faps to her.

>>717853118
I respectfully disagree, but completely understand why you think that.

>>717852909
>NOOOO THEY ARE LE DEPRESSED THESE POOR BOYERINOS ARE SUFFERING SO YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO DISLIKE THEM
faggot

>>717853112
Just rape the doe to really upset him

>>717853261
She's built for (Me)!

>>717840850
nah, toriel hates him and ruined his life because he could have found out she had something to do with the case
same reason she hates carol

>>717853118
Wanting to fuck your sexdoll is based. You literally made her for your breeding.

>>717853159
Temmie is Toby's childhood bully, Temmie = Susie

>>717853159
>yeah guy who is living in fucking andrew hussie's basement, i will help you make this entire fucking video game basically unpaid
>its just me and you for 99% of the time? you cant code? a-ok.
>it becomes one of the best selling indie games of all time
>become a gazillionaire
from temmie's perspective she should know as long as she sticks with this guy, she'll be fine

>>717853340
sauce?

>>717851015
Jesus crisis that's cute. Any more by this artist?

>>717853443
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=7201629&tags=vessel_%28deltarune%29+

Who is mike?

>>717838830
asrael will save his useless wife from her own mistakes and she will kill him for it

KRIS WATCH OUT-

>>717853559
Toriel's microwave oven, he's chef mike

>>717853559
its the hidden microphone the feds put in toriel's house

So why the fuck is the soul LV 4

>>717853456
I mean, this is already a classic of these threads

>>717853674
So does he work for Asgore?

>>717853340
why would i go fuck myself?

It's kind of funny how the vessel trashing section goes, "You can't change the circumstances of your birth, so just accept it." And I'm pretty sure it's more of a commentary on fate or the first instance of the weird natalism theme of the game. But everyone who hates Kris for stealing the soul does pretty much act like a kid who blames his parents for everything bad that happens.

>>717853692
Every time we seal the Dark World, we're "killing" the imagination of a world. December_Holiday Kris_Dreemurr donut_anus huge_ass femdom

>>717853713
I should have guessed that was the same artist.
Is there moar? Or just these two for now?
I assume the scarlixer one isn't in the game, since Noelle isn't in Chapter 4, or is it another weird route scene since I've yet to play that?

>>717853794
bwo...

>>717853786
The Vessel isn't (you). It's your OC. You give it a different name.

>>717853794
based

>>717853831
>I assume the scarlixer one isn't in the game
It isn't in the game, but every new item has reaction from Noelle in the files.

>>717853786
yoy have agp

>>717854042
We know you do, Yoy.

>>717850596
I feel like kris does actively dislike us getting him friends, because he doesn't plan of finishing this adventure alive and doesn't want people to be sad about him being gone

>>717854037
>Susie and Kris both love it
>Ralsei says it's cough medicine

These niggers are really just freebasing cherry lean in the fucking Church.

>>717849535
>and Deltarune goes unfinished.
It would be for the best
The ending couldn't possibly live up to (our) 14 years expectations

>>717851047
>G SANS
>G. SANS
>Sans Gaster

>>717852265
>suddenly
Sure...
That's why he had the birdcage ready
It was all so sudden

>>717853113
We do know but nobody wants to accept it
>"move on to the next"

>>717853794
>December_Holiday Kris_Dreemurr donut_anus huge_ass femdom
What did he mean by this?

>>717852109
Even the herbivores

>>717854042
Self-inserter sissy...

>>717853794
>December_Holiday Kris_Dreemurr donut_anus huge_ass femdom
nigga what

>>717853794
>December_Holiday Kris_Dreemurr donut_anus huge_ass femdom

BASED.

>>717853794
I dont have it on hand but this reply is supposed to be "That one comic panel of Berdly taking off his glasses and dramatically looking back"

>>717854553
>>717853794

>>717853118
It has been DISCARDED, stop coping

>>717854613
Based, thank you anon

>>717854640
...because we will find it again, due to the game retaining your choices in the code.

>>717854874
Toby is scared of this image, it's a real spoiler for the finale

>>717854874
he died for our sans