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Anonymous No.717829165 >>717830554 >>717831649 >>717836596 >>717846530 >>717848131 >>717848332 >>717849104 >>717849965 >>717853076 >>717853605
The Kongs of Donkey Kong
Who is your
>favorite Kong
>least favorite Kong
Do you miss new characters getting spotlighted every new installment? Do you like DK/Diddy/Dixie/Cranky as the main cast going forward?
Anonymous No.717829619 >>717831143 >>717847006
Kiddy kong is the best
Anonymous No.717829667
The greatest is the least.
Anonymous No.717830193
>favorite
Lanky
>least favorite
Kiddy, but I don't dislike him
I do miss new fresh Kongs. I love the side Kongs like Funky and Cranky but I do wish the 64-made Kongs got more of a spotlight returning. Tiny being the only other playable female Kong probably has a lot to do with why she pops back up occasionally. Glad Chunky was in the Mario movie and isn't dead, but my nigga Lanky...
Anonymous No.717830554 >>717849836
>>717829165 (OP)
>favorite
Diddy, always has been, always will be
>least favorite
Kiddy, he's got no redeeming qualities. Basically a "we have DK at home" kong.
Anonymous No.717831143 >>717831567 >>717847006 >>717853253
>>717829619
btw Bananza kong is him but grown up
Anonymous No.717831567
>>717831143
As much as I don't believe you, it would make sense that they stop calling him Kiddy Kong when he grows up.
Anonymous No.717831649
>>717829165 (OP)
Quiztone should have been Swanky Kong. This is my only complaint about Bananza.
Anonymous No.717832809 >>717833248 >>717833604 >>717854059
Pre-timeskip Tiny or post?
Anonymous No.717833248
>>717832809
THIS KONG'S GOT STYLE
SO LISTEN UP DUDES
Anonymous No.717833604 >>717853060
>>717832809
Is she a hippie?
Anonymous No.717836130
lanky is my boy
kiddy freaks me out
Anonymous No.717836596 >>717837668
>>717829165 (OP)
I've never cared for Candy even though she has big tits
Anonymous No.717837668
>>717836596
I like 64 Candy more than SNES, but all of these are better than the TV show Candy.
Anonymous No.717838571 >>717838798
Where's Redneck Kong
Anonymous No.717838669 >>717839513
What happened to JR?
Anonymous No.717838798
>>717838571
And Fedora and Uncle Kongs?
Anonymous No.717839513 >>717840804
>>717838669
You're not ready to learn the truth. Perhaps another day.
Anonymous No.717840804
>>717839513
Whys he giving me Scrappy Doo vibes?
Anonymous No.717843262
>No one remembers the Kongs from Jungle Beat
Speaking of them, why did the English release rename Final Kong to Ghastly King anyway. Not even Ghastly Kong, they straight up unkonged him.
Anonymous No.717843647
Dixie #1
Kiddy sucks
t. DKC3 kid
Anonymous No.717846483
>select Kong
>K. Rool
the correct answer is Swanky btw
Anonymous No.717846530
>>717829165 (OP)

fav: Kiddie tied with Jr.
least: Swanky/Tiny

i just wanted that skin from tour into mk8 or now world
Anonymous No.717847006 >>717856187
>>717829619
>>717831143
Kiddy fucking WON
Anonymous No.717848131 >>717848213
>>717829165 (OP)
>Favorite Kong
For sex reasons, Poppy Kong. {spoiler] Tiny and Dixie are alright too though. Especially when the latter is drawn as a buxom babe then she is top spot [/spoiler] For not sex reasons, Chunky because the big punch solos 90% of the game.
>Least favorite Kong
Honestly I don't really know, but I think I'll go with DK Jr because they really haven't given him any kind of character of his own. His character is that he is DK's son, that's it. Even Kiddie Kong has got something.
Anonymous No.717848213
>>717848131
Ah good, I fucked it up. Well whatever Im not ashamed I spank it to those chimpy chicks.
Anonymous No.717848332
>>717829165 (OP)
>no jungle beat kongs
Snoy.
Anonymous No.717849104
>>717829165 (OP)
tiny is the cutest
Anonymous No.717849836 >>717850864
>>717830554
This for me as well.

I'm sad Diddy hardly got any screentime in Bananza and isnt in Mario Kart World.
Anonymous No.717849965 >>717850795
>>717829165 (OP)
I wish we got a DKC game but it was a prequel with Cranky as the main character when he was in his prime, and he was a gigachad kong
Anonymous No.717850426
>the banana hoard is full to the brim
Anonymous No.717850795 >>717850876
>>717849965
I think if Cranky got the Kong Bananza he'd just transform into his older self.
Anonymous No.717850864
>>717849836
My guess is they had not finalized his new design yet during MKWorld's development, that's why he isn't in it. He's 100% going to be dlc.
Anonymous No.717850876
>>717850795
YOUNGER SELF
fuck me, I can't type for shit.
Anonymous No.717853060
>>717833604
ya look how unshaven she is
Anonymous No.717853076
>>717829165 (OP)
>favorite
Diddy Kong because my first game was Diddy Kong Racing
>least favorite
Kiddy Kong because he is just DK except bad.
Anonymous No.717853253
>>717831143
explains his gormless look
Anonymous No.717853605 >>717854474
>>717829165 (OP)
So they're finally here, ready to fuck you.
If you suck their cocks, you can slurp their goo
Put your knees together, and your hands on your lap
As these monkeys make those asscheeks clap
Huh!!

DK! Donkey Kong!!

He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to fuck some ass!
His "Coconut Gun" can fire hot spurts
If he fucks ya, it's gonna hurt
He's harder, longer, and thicker too
His is the best member of the DK crew
Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

This Kong's got style, so look up her nudes!
She will suck and fuck, she isn't rude!
She's quick and nimble hopping into bed
She can lick on your sack and stroke your head
If you fuck her, you'll not last long
With a suck and a fuck, she's one cool Kong
Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong!

He has small penis, it's like a chode
But Kong blows a massive load
He can fuck hard when he needs to
And empty his balls, just for you
Inflate some bitch, just like a balloon
This crazy Kong is like a fountain of goo!
Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong! DK! Donkey Kong is here!

He's hard again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fuck real long with his cockring on
With his ballsack out, he's one rough Kong
You'll grit your teeth when he enters you
But Kremlings beware 'cause he'll fuck them too!
Huh!

DK! Donkey Kong! Huh!

Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
His cock's so long, it isn't funny
Makes Kremlin bitches grow a big tummy
Can widen your butthole with relative ease
Makes splitting ass seem such a breeze
He may fuck slow, he can't fuck long
But this Kong's got a giant schlong!
Huh!

C'mon Cranky, fuck me in the ass!

Ballsack, penis, pained anal yelps!
Rape, melons, forced creampies, frantic cries for help!
Ahh yeah!!
Anonymous No.717854059
>>717832809
I want to FUCK grownup Tiny, nigga
Anonymous No.717854474
>>717853605
It's amazing to see how much effort you put into something so incredibly unfunny.
Anonymous No.717856187
>>717847006
YOU CAN DO THAT?
Anonymous No.717857054
>Favourite
Cranky
>Least
Chunky

In other news, when is he making his grand debut?