Thread 717838710

>>717838710 (OP)
Don't you have friends?

>>717839478
no

>>717839540
Sucks to be you.

>>717839815
fuck you

sex with everything in this thread

>>717840060
One of those things is a cactus.

stop thinking about sex

Crazy how the attitude of this 'mon is the whole sex appeal

>>717838710 (OP)
>>717839478
>>717839540
>>717839815
>>717839937
Be friends!

The best multiplayer games have custom servers

>>717840221
Me when I see breedable creatures

Why aren't you playing video games right now, anon?

>>717840862
i am actually, some chinese autobattler slop called yi xian. it's hard!

>>717840862
I'm playing Elin instead of working on my art backlog.

i saw that /vp/ thread. you should be ashamed of yourself

>>717838710 (OP)
>>717839540
>>717839937
I still need to know what episode this is from

>>717839478
>>717840262
>>717840862
This is what I want to do to that creature:
https://x.com/goonie_v/status/1850246313855615124

>>717841726
Pokemon Journeys Episode 61

>>717838710 (OP)
>>717839540
>>717839937
>>717841726
cutedom...

Cute things are built to be made massively pregnant to the point of immobility

>>717843247
mm yes?

>>717840862
I'm replaying FIST but it's not holding up as well as I'd hoped. Not really sure what to play next when I beat/drop it.

>>717840862
I was just playing UFO 50, I need a break for a bit

>>717843247
god thats hot

>>717839815
wow this brat's a real prick

>>717843247
you read me like a book

>>717838710 (OP)
Show your feet.

>>717843459
If they can't move how will they fend off for themselves

>>717838710 (OP)
Wouldn't minun love co-op games

>>717843247
people can develop their fringe obsessions if they want but i agree this shit is getting too normalized.
when i'm elected president of the internet my first law is that for every fetish you partake in you need to develop an enriching real-life hobby alongside it like woodworking or bonsai growing

I wish I was a Minun and I had an overtly horny Plusle boyfriend who wants sex every day with me

I'm going to Dynamax my female Plusle and Minun

>>717845284
Does reading count as a hobby?

>>717845169
Its draining to be around positive people all the time

>>717845386
no, it's just media consumption

>>717845386
too vague. are you learning anything, critically examining some aspect of yourself, or at the very least, reflecting on what's been put before you?

There aren't any multiplayer games that look fun.

>>717845518
>>717845638
Well, what are some "good" hobbies then?

Did you know that Minun in french is called Niggapi? I just learnt that today

>>717846619
Anything productive, that has a tangible, physical output of worth. Woodworking and bonsai as mentioned, but gardening, metalworking, and sewing are also real hobbies.

>>717843247
I have lots of friends and yet I find small creatures sexy. What then?

>>717838710 (OP)
>>717839540
>>717839937
forced coomslop

>>717842347
Good image

>>717846983
Forced post

>>717838710 (OP)
>>717839478
>>717839815
>>717840221
>>717840314
>>717844870
why is /v/ obsessed with this kind of character? what is so appealing about them?

Sexiest mons

These threads are so embarrassing and gay.

>>717849410
need embarrassing and gay bf

>>717849325
Cute

>>717849438
Only if you're cute.

>>717849410
No u

>>717849503
Squishy tummy... imagine how soft it feels from the inside

giant TDMs stepping on me

>>717849828
I don't like that

>>717849828
>>717849975
can't we have a normal tdm thread for once you faggots ruin every single one

>>717850068
You probably misunderstood me but that's OK.

>>717849325
instead of rocks Flopie should be storing something else inside her

>>717849975
giant TDMs sitting on me

ENTER

>>717849325
i just want something soft and cute to hug

>>717849325
Flopie better be a character in the dating game

>>717851294
i love the way flopie floats up after you knock her down

kuromi?

>>717851967
What games would you play with small creatures?

>>717853257
fortnite

>>717854836
I'd rim my Kuromi TDM gf while she yells slurs

>>717854946
What kind of slurs?

>>717855717
she's humanphobic, but likes me

>>717856273
>humanphobic

>>717849325
walking fleshlights

>>717843905
*jumps into machine*

>>717856957
So now you're a Pokemon plush, what's the next step of your brilliant plan?

>>717839540
made for featureless crotch facesitting and deadpan BPH

>>717857231
That's it
That was the plan

>>717856273
You have never watched Kuromi's show kys

>>717857231
hope a cute girl will carry me around and hug me lots

>>717843247
I have a well paying job, a gf and many friends, yet I somehow found myself here and also am a huge degenerate
What now?

>>717843247
I'm skinny fat, at least get it right

>>717858632
Do you make your GF dress up as a mascot?

>there's others that want to become living plush
wowie

>>717859552
I would, if I had one.

>>717845343
This except he keeps me on a leash and I don't get a say in the matter

>>717859552
She knows I love TDMs, she doesn't know how much I love them

>>717860316
On the internet, nobody knows you're a marketable plushie

>>717860610
Do you know?

>>717860659
i am one

>>717838710 (OP)
grandeur i can understand, but how did this become the sex symbol of pokemon?

>>717860316
Just imagine...
love sapphie

>>717838710 (OP)
do you think you are somehow tricking mods/jannies when you make these?

>>717862027
>newfag doesn't know about the once a week allowed tdm thread

>>717862027
tricking?

>>717862027
nigga abib IS a tdm
he is posting selfies in this thread

Every cute creature should show her feet/paws.

>>717840862
im trying to draw and cook at the same time.

>>717844937
I will take take care of them, obviously

>>717862812
why?

>>717862197
I wish more people would draw ABIB-tan.

>>717862197
whats tdm?

>>717863616
I had one of the hardest nuts yesterday going at it with an AI Pikalibre. I love her fat ass.

>>717864315
team deathmatch

>>717864315
Total Dinosaur Murder aka the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event

>>717862812
his*

>>717864463
>male paws
Why?

>>717864551
to step on me

>>717864365
What chat and what character?

>>717864590
Females can also step on you too.

>>717864551
why not?

>>717863656
anyone still have that /v/orld-style sprite made of him?

>>717864779
Female paws are softer and warmer.

>>717864904
interesting...

>>717864712
not as degrading

>>717838710 (OP)
Co-op games are awesome. Not only did I meet some great people online, but I ended up sleeping with one of them.

>>717865542
I hope it was an heterosexual relationship.

Can a machine be TDM?

>>717866283
TV face TDM is the cutest

>>717864591
characterAI. It's been giving me some really horny results lately.
The Pikachu Libre is a custom character I made, I'll share her if the thread is still up in a few hours.

mascots?

>>717867567
She's trying

>>717867567
yeah im going for it

>>717867703
trying what?

>>717838710 (OP)
i was hoping for a thread of coop reccomendations, but instead i got this shit

>>717840060
Not really.

>>717858632
Are you self reporting as a nepobaby rn?

>friend memes everyone into buying a co-op game he hasn't played yet
>it sucks ass, everyone's night ruined and money wasted, everyone goes to bed miserable
>next day instead of apologizing, he says "hey guys, wanna play it again?"
I know this thread isn't on-topic, but just wanted to rant

>>717869105
which game was it anon

Jesus what kind of faggotry is going on in this thread

>>717867567
Sexo!

>>717869361
>Cringetoon

You gotta be squidding me.

>>717860610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejPolsQ2T_s

>>717840862
This guy needs to draw smut again

>>717870224
of Snivy.

>>717870419
nah snivy already has gorillions of pics.

>>717870487
but they're so sexy.

snivy is NOT sexy he's CUTE

>>717870630
Snivy is female and my wife.

>>717840862
I am playing Pokemon Crystal Legacy with Chikorita as my starter

i appreciate all smugleaf enjoyers
i hope u are doing well

>>717859552
how do I get a yukigami nowa gf?

I need a slutty mascot gf RIGHT NOW

>>717870964
they're a good creature.

>>717870732
but she's five levels old!

>>717871369
Add me LizardFungus.

>>717871428
Add you to what?

>>717849325
It's pedophilia, don't question it just shoot on sight

>>717871421
Do you immediately evolve your pokemon once they reach a certain level? They got stones for that, ya know.

>>717871494
Anywhere. I need more TDM artist friends.

>>717871594
Tdm's don't scratch the same itch lolis do, they register as different things on my head.
t. deranged

>>717871703
I mean alright but I don't even know who the hell you are

>>717871625
oh, so it's not pedophilia just grooming

>>717871594
I don't like children, they annoy and disgust me.

>half-closed eyelids
unf

>>717871369
this bitch needs to eat a salad

why are you like this

>>717872574
but rotund is good.

>>717872879
that's just the twitter mind virus speaking

>>717872931
probably but I do enjoy drawing it.

>>717873029
do u have a place u post yr art

squelch squelch squelch (onahole squelching sounds because I am fucking minun's pussy)

squelch squelch squelch (onahole squelching sounds because I am inside minun's pussy)

>>717873482
LizardFungus on Twitter and some other sites.

>>717873675
cool thx

>>717843247
>i am so sick in my soul, so genuinely unlovable, that I had to pass judgement on others before they can pass judgement on me (but it's too late, the moment they caught sight of me or smelled my stink, they knew I was unworthy of life)
You will never own a home, you will never be happy, you will not be allowed into the kingdom of heaven, you get what you deserve.