Thread 717841809

AHAHAHAHAHHHAHHA


ready to guzzle more slop, retail troons???

Someone give me the QRD of what the plot even is after Shadowlands?

>>717841947
ok
>muh corruption
>muh corruption
>muh void(corruption)

>>717841809 (OP)
The fuck is this suposed to be, The Lich King Strikes Back?

>Nonsense story
>Gameplay is collecting numbers so you can collect even bigger numbers
What's even the point

nigga you deserve this fate if you still touch wow since 2010

>>717842363
Jail King

>>717841809 (OP)
Relay this information to me in FXIV terms. Is this like Ascians returning?

>>717843117
It's like the big bad from two (?) expansions ago returning. He was the dude who was behind EVERYTHING that happened to the planet. He did it to be ready to fight off some super evil that was never mentioned before. And now he's apparently back.

>>717841809 (OP)
this is clearly xal'atath showing up to drain what's left of the jailer's essence into the dark heart. that retard is absolutely not coming back.

>>717842515
>>Nonsense story
>>Gameplay is collecting numbers so you can collect even bigger numbers
i mean, thats literally every mmo ever

>>717843435
Oh ok, yeah that's bad

>>717841809 (OP)
dear Blizzard aka Silicon and Synapse:
WHERE THE FUCK IS STARCRAFT 3?
Sincerely,
a boomer

>>717841809 (OP)
Am I supposed to believe this image spammed for a few days on this site already?

>>717841947
anduin is a massive cuck and has been since he became king
so he's been out in the wilderness essentially coming to terms that he was mind controlled by the jailor
thrall finds him and basically explains he can hear the radiant song coming from the world soul of Azeroth
(You) find Magni who calls everyone because Azeroth is dying or something but not really and Azeroth says to go to Khaz Algar
we go to dalaran and teleport there only to learn the new big bad of the expansion Xal'atath who is an all powerful void elf with a connection to the void itself
khad'gar tries to fight her off but jobs horribly
we're now at the subterranean continent of Khaz Algar home of the earthen dwarves who are titan constructs and home of the nerubian empire which Xal'atath seeks to recruit both for her void... schemes i guess I dunno
but she's already recruited the nerubian empire and empowered them with the black blood of the old gods including the queen Ansurek I believe is how you spell it
you follow Alleria Windrunner who is angsty and constantly finding Xal'atath but unable to kill her
Xal'atath's ultimate goal is to summon Void Lord Dimensius and I guess gain her freedom or something. She uses a device called the Dark Heart to drain energy from a crystal (which I thought was the sword's tip underground but that would be an interesting concept so it's just a plain crystal) which will allow her to bring the void lord into our world
you kill the nerubian queen and shatter her empire as she's like
>Xal'atath I thought we were friends
>pshh nothin' personnel...KID!
and kills the queen then just escapes because you cant kill her
and right around that time Gallywix realizes they need a villain who isn't Xal'atath right now and decides he's evil now
he helps Xal'atath fix the Dark Heart and in exchange she gives him control of the Undermine and access to the Black Blood of the Old Gods

>>717844149
why not? they already announced northrend revamp and the Jai'Lor™ and Xalatatatatamatawhatever were supposed to be connected somehow, so even if it turns out to be fake, it's not gonna be far from what slop they'll actually produce

>>717844374
thanks, I hate it!

>>717844374
>so it's just a plain crystal
I assumed it was a naaru or naaru ship with one inside

>>717844374
who the F*CK is xalatatatataawatever?

>>717846516
Xal'atath was the dagger given to shadow priests in Legion as their artifact weapon
the artifact weapon would speak to them and tell them things, it also seemed to have a history as you could talk to Odin in Trial of Valor and it would comment I believe on Xavius or something
but anyway in BFA she possessed a dead High Elf's corpse which allowed her to make a pact with the Old God N'zoth my freedom for the dagger
N'zoth agreed
then she just fucked off until this expansion

>mythic+ with the boys
>farm some mounts
>make some gold
>never watched a single cutscene
>couldn't give less of a fuck about what the lore is
>having lots of fun

try and stop me faggots

>>717842515
I realized this by TBC. I quite before WOTLK even came out. I went to Outlands at level 60 and my fully epic gear was replaced by shit dropping off a level 62 boar in Hellfire Peninsula. Okay whatever, first big expac and lots of new content in years. Then WOTLK was announced with a level 80 cap and I just never logged into WoW again.

>>717847292
do you have any idea how many writers your sub pays? get some perspective.

>>717844374
Bravo, Metzen. Bravo.

>>717846989
This is the logical conclusion to what happens when you ran out of ideas 15 years ago and have been winging it ever since

>>717844374
What happened in Dragonflight? Was it completely irrelevant?

god I love guzzling slop

>>717847919
pretty much
at the end of Cataclysm the dragon aspects all drain their powers into the Dragon Soul so Thrall could unleash his full power kamehameha
so now they've decided they want to regain their full strength again by going back to the Dragon Isles
around the same time the ancient proto dragons who were jailed for wrong think (opposing the Titans) broke free of their prison so you've go to deal with the main primals Raszageth, Fyrakk, Vyranoth, and Iridikron
but you also get to learn more about Neltharion which is... really kinda boring. Ebyssian becomes the new aspect of the black dragonflight he's one of Neltharion's children who you meet in Legion in Highmountain
basically was just to wrap up this storyline as well in case you were asking
>what happened to the aspects after cataclysm?
or
>who leads the black dragonflight now?

>>717847919
Yes.

Nothing is canon after warcraft 3 frozen throne fortunately.
That's where warcraft ended.

"world of trannies" has nothing to do with warcraft.

>>717842363
The Jailer making a grand return

World of Warcraft is gay

>>717843009
Who. What.
I stopped playing at Burning Crusade and haven't really payed any attention since.

>Doubling down on one of the biggest mistakes they've ever made with WoW
Please let this be fake. No one liked the Jailer.

>>717848513
Why not Wrathion?

>>717848774
The chest hole guy is The Jailer, the overarching villain of the Warcraft universe, the mastermind behind the Scourge and the Burning Legion (he died at the end of Shadowlands teasing a greater evil). The one behind him is likely an agent of the Greater Evil.

>>717849064
He came to the conclusion he wasn't worthy and stepped aside.

>>717848513
Wasn't Wrathion hatched the only uncorrupted black dragon?

>>717848774
Jailor of the Damned, the one who rules the place in afterlife where superevil souls go, and the real mastermind behind everything. He manipulated the lord of the Nathrezim to manipulate Sargeras into going evil so that he would create the Burning Legion that would corrupt the Orcs who would invade Azeroth so that Ner'zhul would become to Lich King so that he could corrupt Arthas so that Arthas could kill and raise Sylvanas into undeath so that Sylvanas could break the Crown of Domination and open the Shadowlands so that the Jailor could be freed to gather the Sigils (or something, bootleg Infinity Stones) so that he could take control of reality. However, in his final moments he revealed that he was totally only preparing for a much eviler evil.

>>717848774
Jai'Lor, the ACTUAL Big Bad, who was ACTUALLY really a good guy in the end, trying to save us from a BIGGER evil...

>>717841809 (OP)
>shareholders angry at TWW numbers demanding Blizzard to make some sort of wrath of the lich king 2

>>717849425
that's what we thought until Ebyssian was introduced
then in Dragonflight Neltharion's other child Sabellian was introduced and he too is uncorrupted same with his followers

>>717849854
>there was actually a group of [X] conveniently hidden away this whole time
Every fucking time with Blizzard

So this is basically WotLK Remastered?

>>717841809 (OP)
>million dollar jailer model missing the jailer's golden chin
welp, doom trolling cancelled

>>717841809 (OP)
SHADOWLAND CLASSIC LETS GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

>>717841809 (OP)
obvious fake

>>717841947
>Gay dragons stop gay elemental dragons from blowing up the world for no real reason
>One of the gay elemental dragons got The Macguffin and charged it up on Galakrond's corpse
>Xalatath (the shadow priest knife from Legion who took a night elf's body) got The Macguffin to do ???, cripples Khadgar
>The Macguffin broke
>Also Gallywix is a chud and is killed

>>717843117
It's like if Elidibus came back in Dawntrail if we had never heard of Elidibus until the end of Shadowbtingers and we still didn't know what the Ascians were doing

>>717850474
Seballian was in Burning Crusade

>>717849064
Wrathion and Seballian vied for the spot but both realized they were caring more about the legacy of Neltharion the huge cuntass than actually making the dragonflight a functional member of the world, and gave the title to Ebonhorn who was actually trying to get shit done

>>717849854
>Dragonflight Neltharion's other child Sabellian was introduced
sabellian is from tbc

>>717851517
Is that the same one who RPed as Baron Sablemane? Pretty sure he was evil and died so I figured it was someone else

>>717851962
>Pretty sure he was evil and died so I figured it was someone else
you helped him killing the gronn and thats it, he never dies in tbc

Is Jailer back? Are they going to retcon him so that he no longer retcons all the parts of the story that people liked?

>>717844374
Why can't he just be based and a chad king or go full bad guy for good reasons. its women writing this shit for sure.
didnt read all that but I know that the feel of this game's story it's bad writing + some very odd writers.

>>717849432
>Jailor of the Damned, the one who rules the place in afterlife where superevil souls go
Proving once again that the WC3 campaign was peak Warcraft.

>>717852092
>Is Jailer back?
lol no, they are trying to ignore everything from shadowlands, the leaks are most likely fake since his model is not even correct

>>717841809 (OP)
I don't see how you can be smug about playing the same game as everybody else, paying the same money just to have less content. Retail is the way to enjoy the game if you care about content. Story is forgettable at this point. If i get back into Wow i would always go back to retail just for the content.

>>717852092
if this shit isn't fake he'll just be used as a source of power for the xalalalath

>>717841809 (OP)
Test

>>717841809 (OP)
I only play WoW for the pvp.

I've recently been playing retail WoW for the first time since Wrath and I've been playing it as a single player RPG levelling a bunch of characters through all the expansion content from Cata onwards that I never played, and soloing all the raids. It's pretty comfy. Once I've played it all I'll quit fpr another 10 years then come back and do the same thing for all the new expansions cause I have no interest in raiding or mythic+.

>>717841809 (OP)
is that a fucking bionicle

>>717852092
>that construct is a fake I'm the real Zovaal
>yes the void lords imprisoned me and used that construct
>he's actually a good guy
>the info we were given about him commanding the dreadlords and starting the crusade was all false

>>717843117
it’s like wuk lamat being brought back 5 years from now after the players thought she was shelved forever

J-LOR RETURNS!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE BACK BOYS!!!!