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Anonymous No.717843316 >>717844650 >>717844745 >>717844825 >>717844930
Holy shit this game sucks
>corny story and pointless cinematic sequence at Ceres Station
>combat just feels like an afterthought and enemies are a total pushover
>run right past enemies or just lazily throw some bullets their way, doesn't really matter as they pose zero threat and the game absolutely showers you with health drops constantly
>slow, clunky, floaty jump where you have to hold jump down for 2+ seconds to reach max height and are constantly bonking your head on platforms/ceilings
>clumsy linear shuffling to cycle weapons
>entire world is just grids of colored tiles
>must methodically shoot and bomb every surface to pixel hunt for destructible tiles (which are just arbitrarily destructible with no rhyme or reason)
>checking a dead end or making a wrong turn can mean several minutes of tedious backtracking
>missing one tiny detail or destructible tile results in running around in circles for an hour checking every room to see what you missed
Anonymous No.717843513
I only play the Metroid games because Samus transforming into a ball gives me an erection.
Anonymous No.717843831
Anonymous No.717844287 >>717844486
Super Metroid and Mario 64: two extremely shitty games propped up by autistic zoomer faggots because "muh speedtrooning!!!"

Can't go five posts in a thread without someone bringing it up, every fucking time
Anonymous No.717844486
>>717844287
We get it OP you suck dicks for a living no need to remind us
Anonymous No.717844650
>>717843316 (OP)
Yeah but it mogs every AAA game
Anonymous No.717844745 >>717845513
>>717843316 (OP)
zoom zoom
Anonymous No.717844825
>>717843316 (OP)
Anonymous No.717844930
>>717843316 (OP)
>Holy shit this game sucks
Yeah that's the story with 99% of games made before 2000.
Anonymous No.717845513
>>717844745
ALTTP completely shitstomps Super Metroid, despite coming out three years earlier
sage No.717847550 >>717847716
worst bait thread I’ve seen in a while, sage goes in all fields btw
Anonymous No.717847634 >>717847716
I remember when bait used to be subtle.
Anonymous No.717847716
>>717847550
>>717847634
Yea no OP's right ALTTP completely mogs the shit out of super metroid