Thread 717843629

DESCRIBE & RENAME a character from a game you played

>>717843629 (OP)
>Hmm....He's big...bad....and a wolf....

>>717843629 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8bfVPlgPJc

>Hmmm... A g>>717844572
od of winds...

>>717843629 (OP)
Yes, how marvellous. I've got it: the nefarious entities known as "homo demons". How devilishly profound.

>>717843629 (OP)
>the protagonist of this game must be someone that delivers and makes connections
>hmmm
>Sam Porter Bridges

>>717844572
>10 seconds in
>*incoherent mumbling* covered in leaves and shiett...

>hmm, this group... their goals are perpendicular to our own. an axis, if you will
>and they are evil.. what should I call them?
>ah yes! the axis of evil. perfect!

>>717844572
is this regional or personality based? I know a couple brtis who have the same meandering way of taking, along with the stutters and speeding up mid sentence. Before anyone says it is old age, one of these brits I know was born in '95 and talks like this

>>717843629 (OP)
germans didn't call themselves "nazis"

>>717846451
its regional. UK has a fuck ton of accents and dialects. You could drive 15km and suddenly be surrounded by a bunch of blabbering idiots thinking they share a language with you.
Fucking can't understand what 2/3 the country is trying to say, then add the darkies who only speak in click-clacks and spitting out feathers from the raw duck they just finished raping and eating, and it's no wonder the country is falling.

>>717846451
It's a regional and also a class based thing. There's many alive that sound exactly like Tolkien.

>>717843629 (OP)
>hmmm, an ancient being of the prior race, who is revealed to have brought about their betrayal and banishment
>a forerunner and a bane, if you will
>now what should I name this skeleton...

>>717843629 (OP)
>hmm
>A man..with spider powers
>hmm...

>>717844572
If you're curious this was Birmingham accent before Birmingham was annexed by Bengladesh.

I love the vidya-version shit post with Shelob.

>>717844572
Maybe Radagast was his self-insert character

>>717846735
Amerimongrels have been so brainwashed by Judaism they genuinely believe the germans called themselves that

>>717847338
How is this any better than Diehardman or Killbillman?

>>717843629 (OP)
>Christopher, my son, did I ever tell you the full story of Shelob? You know, the monstrous spider - descended from the vile Ungoliant! - which I used to read aloud of in our Oxford meetings of the Inklings? Well what I didn't mention back then was Shelob could also transform into a totally hot babe: all pale and dark and wan like Rebecca in Ivanhoe or what will later come to be known as the goth subculture. In fact she looked very much like the pornographic actress Stoya who will be born 13 years after I die. Christopher, I will be entrusting you with my estate. If there is ever a videogame adaptation of my work you must make sure they get this Shelob right - make sure she is what the Anglo-Saxons would have called a haeda ecge, a real sexy bitch.

>>717846241
kek