Thread 717845318

This thread is not looking at a bright future that's for certain

>>717845318 (OP)
>And all that believed were together, and had all things in common; and sold their possessions and goods, and parted them to all men, as every man had need

>>717845318 (OP)
stealth beaver thread

Name one game that does this besides Xenogears

>>717845318 (OP)
to overcome the spiders curse
simply quote a bible verse

>>717845318 (OP)
>In the memory of the great writer, Carlo Collodi
Cheff kiss.

>>717845447
fallout 3

>Your entire religiuos group will be 90% brown in 20 years
>You are going to use your religion to unenslave the race it was created to enslave by worshipping the foreign race that created it even harder and thats why you sit at the right hand of both god and hitler simultaneously (hitler was obviously the holy spirit)
Where was I headed? Who knows lol beating up on christianity is like if there was a kindergarten for dead horses. Death the IDK, TKD, Golem get Ye Gone!

>"A quote? I don't fucking know!"
>Some Guy

>>717845318 (OP)
>game opens with a quote from a fictional bible in the in-universe religion
KINO

>>717845869
okay thats cool

Jannies and mods are cat fags so we post Mans best friend games to piss them off

>>717846361
>Mans best friend

>>717845318 (OP)
What did The Great Jimmy have to say?

>>717845475
>Lies of N

>>717846671
Yes mans best friend
I didnt say mans best brand of glue

>>717846361
wow i completely memory holed that game. i was so excited for it from the commercials on tv, I remember renting it at family video when it finally came out

>>717846720
How french fries aren't welcome in Kingdom Kong up in the clouds with Lando. It's in the Book of Clozapine.

>>717845318 (OP)
For example anon?

>>717847014
For me it was constantly speedrunning the demo seeing how far into the game I could make it
Once I made it to the snow area

>>717846846
Its amazing to how accurate this is to how science works

>>717845479
Game?

>>717849472
Castlevania Aria of Sorrow
Newfag-kun

>>717851280
Thanks Anon

>>717846671
Horses are honorary dogs.

>Game makes a reference to a bible passage without quoting it
>Its so subtle you can miss it
>If you don't, it makes shit a lot more scary.
Bros, seriously, i thought this was a good angel worried for the life of an innocent girl all the way until he asked me to swear shit.
I think i shat my pants.

>>717845710
>Where was I headed?
Pan-African crusade against godless white devils in Europe.

>>717850662
Gay ass game because it ignores literally the impossibility of reality. To think all this happens for no reason is extremely low IQ.

>>717854406
The reason being there does not guarantee that you are a part of this reason.

>>717853682
dogs are honorary horses

>>717854406
It's the power of a survival normgroid,

>>717845869
Man, what a shame they never made a sequel to Dragon Age Origins. Oh well...

>>717854406
Reality is possible by definition because it exists.

>>717845318 (OP)
On one hand the Bible does have a lot of cultural gravitas so that might be interesting, but can we just not have jewish fairytales?

why is everyone against christianity lately?

>>717855570
>lately

>>717855570
indians

>>717855570
All proselytizing faiths are fucking annoying

>>717855570
The powers that be tried activating their oldest golem but it's not working on anyone except lantinxoids.

>>717855570
When atheists are the loudest we shit on them and when christians are the loudest we shit on them. Practice whatever you want just don't make it everyone else's problem

>>717845318 (OP)
Jesus was the first incel, you can't deny this fact

>>717855906
that implies he want trying to get laid

>>717855570
To make people drop it in favor of islam, the properly trad religion that hasn't been tarnished like christianity

>>717855570
>why do people hate an ideology that requires it's followers to force it unto others

>>717856005
>implying
yeah no

>>717856057
Christianty does not force that at all, don't confuse it for whatever shitty denomination someone made up on a power trip.

>>717856057
>force it
You can always kill yourself, in fact if you could do it right now that would be awesomesauce!

>>717854193
What are you talking about?

>>717856167
>triggered latinx pederast

>>717856306
is that your boogeyman? What are you, Brazilian?

>>717855570
>it's semitic
>It's brown
>It's a death worship cult that claims you're guilty because your genitals work
>It's establishment
What's not to be against? This shit should not even be a part of our civilization. It's a terrible historical aberration which is in a process of fixing itself.

>>717856057
youre going about this all wrong. theres nothing a christian hates more than a different kind of christian. if you want to rile them up, you need to insult their sect.

>>717845318 (OP)
>song opens with a bible quote

>>717856167
pretty sure jesus wouldn't like you saying that, anon.

>>717856117
It literally does you retard. Its a proselytizing faith.

>>717854406
i love how tradlarps love strawmanning the big bang argument as this.
>hurrr durrrr they don't know what caused the universe so they're all nihilists that think existence is meaningless
no you dumb FAGGOT. that's not how science works. you start with a hypothesis and then attempt to gather evidence to support it.

i've said multiple times: if you can provide undeniable proof that the christian god exists, i will drop down on my knees and become the most pious christian on earth. until then, we just don't know.

>>717855735
I feel bad for the believers who actually do it. They believe in the bottom of their hearts that the only way to save your soul is to convert you, and that failing to do so damns you to an eternal and horrific fate. It's an unfair amount of pressure to put on your followers. But the faiths that don't practice this rarely stand the test of time. It's all so frustrating.

Demons are real, but they're just an emulation your sub-conscious does after malicious people make you go thru an "initiation ritual", as in an traumatic event that makes your sub-conscious simulate everything assuming the demon.
Christ is a demon designed to block other demons while being mostly productive to society.

>>717856503
>Cathorthodox are the same shit despite muh over 9000 years of tradition makes le east and west "seperate" sects
>Protestants/real christians/"I'm just christian" has a different sect for every pastor and church to the point it's pointlessly to try and point any one out in particular
Xtians are so boring even parodying, critiquing and seething at them is boring, I have Xtian fatigue

>>717845318 (OP)
>game opens with a Nietzsche quote

>>717856992
Its confounding that they are then the focal point of someone's eternal damnation

>>717845869
They performed the cardinal sin of storytelling: Giving the audience a mundane explanation of a fundamental legend.