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Anonymous No.717850353 >>717851204 >>717851397 >>717851537 >>717851803 >>717851854 >>717852203 >>717852663 >>717853352 >>717853818 >>717854269 >>717854480 >>717857664
What're you playing on your Nintendo Switch today?
Anonymous No.717850448
Zeruda
Anonymous No.717850554 >>717852661
Breath of the Wild. I cleared the 116th to 119th Shrine and got the Thunder Helm in the Gerudo desert. I found 2 more Zelda Voice Memories for the phone app, and I'm about to ride my horse back to Kakariko to get 1 line of dialogue from Impa about the Divine Beasts being dealt with, because I'm trying to squeeze blood from a stone with the narrative of the game.
Anonymous No.717850620 >>717850704
Mario Kart World

Online racing with the gayest Wario you will lose to.
Anonymous No.717850704 >>717850812 >>717850964
>>717850620
Do you know you can just play Mario Kart 64 on you're console too? It's the better game.
Anonymous No.717850812
>>717850704
>you're console
GOOD MORNING SAAR
Anonymous No.717850964 >>717851915 >>717852736
>>717850704
Super Mario Kart < Wii < 64 < Super Circuit < World < 7 < Double Dash < DS < 8
Anonymous No.717851204
>>717850353 (OP)
etrian odyssey 2
Anonymous No.717851397
>>717850353 (OP)
Doing a new Dragon Quest Builders 2 save because it performs a lot better on Switch 2. I remember really loving this game when it came out, so I hope it holds up. Bought the season pass for the occasion because I have problems.
Anonymous No.717851537 >>717852793
>>717850353 (OP)
I just pissed and shitted in my pants because I didnt want to move from playing Mario Odyssey. It stinks to high heaven in here, but Mario needs me NOW. I can always shower later.
It feels squishy but it's fine.
I fucking Nintendo so much bros. What would we do without it???
Anonymous No.717851803 >>717852038
>>717850353 (OP)
Unicorn Overlord
Anonymous No.717851854 >>717851986
>>717850353 (OP)
I sold it today
Anonymous No.717851915 >>717852827
>>717850964
Holy zoomer
Anonymous No.717851986 >>717854806
>>717851854
No, you didn't
Anonymous No.717852004 >>717852871
Just picked up some Airpods Max to try out spatial audio in TOTK. Got stuck at the computer drinking beer and will probably get in some Morrowind before trying it out. I love being drunk in Wardenfell.
Anonymous No.717852038
>>717851803
I also am playing unicorn overlord again on expert. It’s kicking my ass. Is it because I don’t use gambits?
Anonymous No.717852140 >>717852283
Nothing because I'm not an obese pedophilic manchild who owns a Nintendo console as an adult
Anonymous No.717852203
>>717850353 (OP)
Asuturalo chaino
Anonymous No.717852283
>>717852140
Seethe macaco
Dance for us.
Anonymous No.717852375 >>717852674
Working on Xenoblade 3. I think I've gotten too caught up in side quests though. Because everyone is way too powerful and I have more classes maxed than I have classes. So it kind of feels like everything has stalled and I need to stick to the main story for a while
Anonymous No.717852438
>717852283
thanks for the (You), you manbabies really can't help yourselves
Anonymous No.717852661 >>717852756
>>717850554
idgi, Botw has a good narrative though
Anonymous No.717852663 >>717853061
>>717850353 (OP)
Unicorn Overlord, I'm super hooked but I decided to play on normal because I'm too retarded for strategy games.
Anonymous No.717852674 >>717853061
>>717852375
Based. How far in are you?

Wish theyd release Switch 2 patch for it then I'd play through it again.
Anonymous No.717852736 >>717852818 >>717852990
>>717850964
DS > World > 8 > 7 > Wii > GBA >>>>>DD>>>64
Anonymous No.717852756 >>717852941 >>717853186
>>717852661
Idk about that. One of the overall weakest Zelda stories to me. I'm not even sure I consider it better than Skyward Sword.
Anonymous No.717852793 >>717852856 >>717853610
>>717851537
literally what in the actual fuck is wrong with you, it's not normal seek help
Anonymous No.717852818 >>717853002
>>717852736
I think that is a bad opinion, not gonna lie.
Anonymous No.717852827
>>717851915
sorry boomer but other than double dash older mario karts aint got shit
Anonymous No.717852856
>>717852793
He's obviously joking kek.
Anonymous No.717852871 >>717853471
>>717852004
What is spatial audio?
Anonymous No.717852941 >>717853305 >>717853553
>>717852756
There's so much weight in the narrative, knowing that everyone is dead and Link is merely remembering his relationships with them. It's definitely high up there for me with the likes of Twilight Princess.
Anonymous No.717852990 >>717853082
>>717852736
strongly disagree with DD and World but can respect. Glad to see someone else put 7 over wii
Anonymous No.717853002
>>717852818
Only because you value superficial things over game mechanics and features.
Anonymous No.717853061
>>717852674
I'm about to begin my approach to the Agnian castle. I don't know this game's total chapter count but I feel like I'm on the latter half of the game

>>717852663
Unicorn Overlord is absolutely going to be my next game
Anonymous No.717853082
>>717852990
That was the toughest part of my ranking, I honestly think those two are about equal. However I stand by a low rank of Double Dash and a high rank of World.
Anonymous No.717853186
>>717852756
It's only a perfect coming of age story told entirely through innuendo and environmental queues that span two games and hundreds of hours. I mean, that can't hold a candle to, young scientists opens a door to alien monsters and must fight them, or lone marine on Mars must shoot space demons, or James killed his wife.
Anonymous No.717853305
>>717852941
I too think it's a great story on paper. But I think the "script" is atrocious from beginning to end, even compared to older Zeldas, but particularly the N64/Gameboy era, plus Wind Waker.
It does do a few things better than TP, but it's just a bit too saccharine and plain-spoken for its own good. Characters always stating what's supposed to be inferred instead of making it more lived-in. It's a story that had no intrigue or surprise throughout. Everything is kind of spoonfed to you hour 0, and then it's just a bunch of characters stating the obvious every Main Story location you go to.
Anonymous No.717853352
>>717850353 (OP)
I haven't touched it in a month, this thing is more dead than the switch 1
Anonymous No.717853471
>>717852871
Makes sounds, like enemies or incoming attacks, come from the direction of their origin. So a car or plane that flies by sounds like it flies from behind you and then in front of you. I tried it out on my Apple TV watching Blade Runner and it was fucking amazing. The thing that got me into it was my new car also has spatial audio and it makes music sound just amazing, like different instruments or singers are in different seats of the car. I can't go back.
Anonymous No.717853553 >>717854083
>>717852941
BotW is one of those stories that sound good in theory. Like it's really fun to read it in a Wikipedia. My favorite example is the story of the Akkala Citadel. When Castle Town exploded and Guardians and monsters started spreading in all directions, the Hylian military that couldn't make it to Hateno took shelter in Akkala Fortress. If it were any other army, the Hylians would've been safe here or at least had time to bunker down and recover. But there's no valid defense against the Guardian's lasers and they can fly. Worse if the Guardians don't get you then the monsters will. The Hylian Knights, soldiers, and survivors of Castle Town were butchered here. Slaughtered with no survivors. This is where King Rhoam's Hyrule died.

You see none of what I just said. Everything here was gleaned from various NPC dialogue and the fact Akkala is infested with Guardians and monsters. It's a horrific, tragic event but I still would've liked to see it.
Anonymous No.717853610 >>717853898
>>717852793
I fucking LOVE Nintendo bro. I get lost in magical worlds with them. Some times I forget where I am and dont want to move. Shitting and pissing yourself isn't that bad. You just take a shower and wash your clothes later.
Mario, DK, Zelda, the magic is real!
You can call me a Tendie like it's a bad thing, but I AM a Tendie!
Anonymous No.717853627 >>717853717 >>717854334
Anyone tried Gothic on Switch?
Anonymous No.717853717
>>717853627
If it's on the Switch you KNOW it's good. Nintendo don't make no junk
Anonymous No.717853818 >>717854214
>>717850353 (OP)
How's the homebrew scene on it? I don't purchase any console until it becomes braindead easy to pirate stuff on it.
Anonymous No.717853898
>>717853610
KYS larping ass snoy
Anonymous No.717854083 >>717855643
>>717853553
The "lore" of BotW is pure "LOST". The Zelda Notes only exacerbate that further. Everything is like a plausible deniable filler anecdote like
>This is where they fought the final stand against the Guardians, which we know we failed against already. They fought valiantly, and the Hyrule soldiers were so brave. So this is where they put all the biggest fortifications and it survived to the end.
It's like... yeah, if I had to guess what it was in the context of "Guardians overran Hyrule and we all failed 100 years ago" that would've been my guess. That isn't very good lore...
Good lore is filling out the world with tidbits that you didn't know was even a thing. Occasionally they hint at such ideas, like saying there used to be an ocean over a desert, and then maybe the Leviathan was not a flying creature or land creature, but a sentient whale of some kind.
But it's all done on that level. Completely vague and in a "maybe not, anyways" fashion.
There just isn't any backstory to Hyrule in these games. Everything you see is in the context of "100 years ago" being the lore, and most of it is just like "The big crater in the mountain was actually because a Guardian shot it all the way from Hyrule Castle, before they rebelled" as if to imply there was a "hint" at malfunction.

That's just adding more evidence on what is plainly stated at the start of the game. It's barely even lore at that point.
Anonymous No.717854214 >>717854405
>>717853818
Nintendo can legally brick anyone's console in the US if it has been jailbroken or interacted with a jailbroken other console or if your account has been used on another jailbroken Switch, and they can do it remotely. They also took some of the lead hackers of the Switch 1 scene to court a few years ago and got him years in jail and 30% of his salary given to Nintendo for Life (I'm not kidding).
So on top of the heightened security on Switch 2, I don't think anyone is enthusiastic about hacking it like past consoles.
Anonymous No.717854269
>>717850353 (OP)
Mario Galaxy 2.
Anonymous No.717854334
>>717853627
They ported WHAT? That's so random.
Anonymous No.717854379
I own 51 switch games and have no real desire to buy any switch 2 exclusive games or upgrade to it
Anonymous No.717854405 >>717854579
>>717854214
What grown ass adult is actually playing baby games on a child's tablet instead of playing games make for adults on a fucking PC or a PS5?
Anonymous No.717854480
>>717850353 (OP)
Final Fantasy V
Anonymous No.717854562
shove-a-furry-child-into-a-canon simulator
Anonymous No.717854579
>>717854405
It's autism. I hacked my 3DS and install a lot of crap on it, and a Zelda Ass theme on the menu. There's no real purpose to it, I just got off doing it.
Anonymous No.717854806
>>717851986
>:(
Anonymous No.717855643
>>717854083
>Good lore is filling out the world with tidbits that you didn't know was even a thing.
I think I like this description. It's about adding texture to a world but filling in details that might not be worthy of plot spotlight but still may be interesting to a player who wants to put the microscope on the game world.

In Xenoblade 2 there's an area called Tantal. Tantal is an isolationist nation struck with frigid cold. Crops barely grow and everyone is forced to huddle around a single city. When you get there you notice most of the shops in the city are closed and boarded up. And you hear that it's like this because the low crop and resource yield makes it impossible for legitimate business owners to keep the lights on. Especially when black market trade dealers eat up what little money remarks at marked up prices?

>Wait black market dealers? I thought Tantal didn't allow outsiders in? How are there black market dealers openly selling goods in town

Because the black market dealers bring in food and supplies that Tantal itself can't produce. So much of it that both the King and the knights look the other way so at least there's some food in town. It would've been easy to just say the Switch can't run that much movement but the lore makes it more interesting and gives the town character. Also notice that the whole kingdom is floating? Why don't these weirdos just put their kingdom on the surface? Because as Tantal got colder and colder, for other reasons the game explains, they couldn't keep from being literally buried by the encroaching ice. And when you go to the bottom, you can see the ruins of old Tantal down there. It's not just ruins for no reason.
Anonymous No.717857664
>>717850353 (OP)
yes