Thread 717850493

>gains psychic powers
>uses them to... open doors
wooooooooow

I mean that's what I'd do with psychic powers

>>717850493 (OP)
what would you do with them?
and don’t say use them to dox people because that’s what I would do

>>717850493 (OP)
Wait till you find out what Samus uses missiles for.

>>717852421
Not the OP, but...
definitely would look back up a few people that are deserving of covertly administered psychic atomic wedgies.
(Admit it - so would you.)

>>717850493 (OP)
open dohr

>>717852567
>(Admit it - so would you.)
No I'm not a loser who wastes his life fantacising about getting back at childhood bullies for "ruining my life" while actively doing nothing to improve myself in the present

>>717850493 (OP)
>gains psychic powers
>doesn’t open her own “guess your weight” game

>>717852506
W-what does she use missiles for?

>>717852917
this dude has 0 sense of humor

>le open doors XDD
joke run into the ground two months ago

>>717852705
Where is this sound bite from? I've been trying to remember for weeks

>>717850493 (OP)
Women... Am I right?

>>717850493 (OP)
this alongside the fugly red suit made my hype level drop to 0.

>>717854093
Cope Darren
Eric won

>>717850493 (OP)
>>gains psychic powers
>>uses them to...
to give me no-hands mindjobs

>>717855582
>eric won
?

>>717850493 (OP)
The team marketing this game needs to be fired

>>717850493 (OP)
Metroid more like woketroid

>>717855831
>muh sales
Unless you are investor this means jackshit

>>717855909
What marketing lol im expecting them to just shadow drop it one day and sell 5 copies

>>717855909
I can't imagine the amount of people who lost interest in 4 after that underwhelming and patronizing showcase

This thread was made by Eric. QRD on him:
>Textbook definition snoy/PCfag
>Massive OoT and MM fanboy. Hates BoTW and ToTK for "killing Zelda"
>Aggressively pro-piracy and pro-emulation
>Loses his shit when any sales figures are brought up
>Cubie that hates the Switch 1 and 2
>Believes Melee is the best Smash and seethes at Ultimate
>Shilled the Steam Deck before it crashed and burned
>His ultimate plot is to gaslight other retards into turning on Nintendo and the Switch

>>717852559
>Fosters. Chozo for Beer.

Moving on to MP4 after DK was a success, eric? I don't mind, every game you have shit on has been a success.

>>717856105
man he's so fucking ugly

>>717850493 (OP)
A lot of Samus' upgrades are used to open doors in addition to the practical use they have as weapons.

>>717855263
jakko

>>717856586
THANK YOU

I have no idea why it was stuck in my head recently.

>>717852421
>Yeah. For instance, I'm walking along, and I see this beautiful girl, and I think I'd like to see her naked, and so all her clothes fall off.
>Yes, and she's scrabbling around to get them back on again, but even before she can get her knickers on, I've seen everything. Yeah. I've seen it all.

This is going to be Retro's first flop, and I'm going to laugh. Years of course correction by Japan and they still turn out a turd.

>>717856967
>niggas on /v/ right after complaining there aren't any games to play

>>717852421
You'd too.

>>717852567
>>717856856
>>717858929
shit, I missed a comma
I meant that I claim it because I’m the first one in the thread to say it

>>717851367
I'd float myself a beer from the fridge all the way from the couch