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Anonymous No.717852215 >>717852383 >>717852431 >>717852434 >>717853052 >>717853067 >>717853103 >>717853149 >>717853192
Zelda is canonically fat
And there's nothing you can do about it
Anonymous No.717852383
>>717852215 (OP)
I love fit white women so much bros
Anonymous No.717852431 >>717852626 >>717852679 >>717852779 >>717853678
>>717852215 (OP)
Why is BOTW Zelda so much fatter than the others?
Anonymous No.717852434 >>717852882
>>717852215 (OP)
You mean phat.
Anonymous No.717852573 >>717853282 >>717854310
perfectly fat I would say
Anonymous No.717852626
>>717852431
Because no other Zelda showed off her body like this one does.
Anonymous No.717852679
>>717852431
Considering she was only made for cutscenes in BotW they had to make sure she was good to look at.
Anonymous No.717852779
>>717852431
Wasn't she stuck in one place for a hundred years? I doubt she was getting much exercise.
Anonymous No.717852813
Not fat enough since she isnt weak to bellygrab
Anonymous No.717852882
>>717852434
To be frank, her ass is fat rather than phat
Anonymous No.717852902 >>717853102
Men only want one thing
Anonymous No.717853052 >>717853157 >>717853181
>>717852215 (OP)
When did having a slim figure with a fat ass start being labeled as just plain fat?
Anonymous No.717853067
>>717852215 (OP)
>And there's nothing you can do about it
I can jack off is what I can do
Anonymous No.717853102
>>717852902
idk.
If Zelda was real, I'd also like to get to know her, so I could have intimate sex with her in our bed, and kiss during intercourse so that it reaches a new level of pleasantry and love.
Then I would probably fall for her genuinely, and proceed to make her have my children, because in the moment I had become blinded by love.
Anonymous No.717853103 >>717853392
>>717852215 (OP)
kill yourself sybb
Anonymous No.717853149
>>717852215 (OP)
Nindian thread
Anonymous No.717853157
>>717853052
I meant fat ass. I didn't mean she was fat overall.
Anonymous No.717853181
>>717853052
The 2010s
Anonymous No.717853192 >>717853357
>>717852215 (OP)
Fatter than Samus?
Anonymous No.717853282 >>717853467 >>717853594
>>717852573
Holy shit, is that a mod?
Anonymous No.717853357
>>717853192
Samus isn't fat, retard
Anonymous No.717853392
>>717853103
rent free
Anonymous No.717853441
Damn, Zelda looks like THAT?!
Anonymous No.717853447 >>717857143
Zelda is canonically a horse
Anonymous No.717853467 >>717853657
>>717853282
yeah
Anonymous No.717853504
Let's post in-game screenshots and see what people think.
Anonymous No.717853594 >>717853657
>>717853282
no it's ai
Anonymous No.717853612
Anonymous No.717853657 >>717853875
>>717853467
>>717853594
WHICH IS IT REEEE
If it's a mod I need a link.
Anonymous No.717853678
>>717852431
She's canonically british.
Anonymous No.717853691
Anonymous No.717853875 >>717855028
>>717853657
its actually ai unfortunately, the lighting gradient is too smooth which gives it away
Anonymous No.717853975 >>717856235
Anonymous No.717853983
That fan version of her with the horns and fat dragon tail is the best
All lizard tails should be FAT
Anonymous No.717854049 >>717856235
Anonymous No.717854310
>>717852573
How the fuck does Zelda manage to not get raped beyond recognition?!
>Hyrule is wasted
By Monsters
>Ganon spawn isn't into it dude WTF
By wildlife then
Anonymous No.717854639
Anonymous No.717855028
>>717853875
fug
Anonymous No.717855235
Anonymous No.717856235
>>717853975
>>717854049
>capture the outpost
Anonymous No.717856334
Anonymous No.717857143 >>717858643
>>717853447
Eating Zelda's fat ass just got better.
Anonymous No.717858643
>>717857143
What if she shits though?