>>717852902
idk.
If Zelda was real, I'd also like to get to know her, so I could have intimate sex with her in our bed, and kiss during intercourse so that it reaches a new level of pleasantry and love.
Then I would probably fall for her genuinely, and proceed to make her have my children, because in the moment I had become blinded by love.
>>717852573
How the fuck does Zelda manage to not get raped beyond recognition?! >Hyrule is wasted
By Monsters >Ganon spawn isn't into it dude WTF
By wildlife then