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Anonymous No.717852215 [Report] >>717852383 >>717852431 >>717852434 >>717853052 >>717853067 >>717853103 >>717853149 >>717853192
Zelda is canonically fat
And there's nothing you can do about it
Anonymous No.717852383 [Report]
>>717852215 (OP)
I love fit white women so much bros
Anonymous No.717852431 [Report] >>717852626 >>717852679 >>717852779 >>717853678
>>717852215 (OP)
Why is BOTW Zelda so much fatter than the others?
Anonymous No.717852434 [Report] >>717852882
>>717852215 (OP)
You mean phat.
Anonymous No.717852573 [Report] >>717853282 >>717854310
perfectly fat I would say
Anonymous No.717852626 [Report]
>>717852431
Because no other Zelda showed off her body like this one does.
Anonymous No.717852679 [Report]
>>717852431
Considering she was only made for cutscenes in BotW they had to make sure she was good to look at.
Anonymous No.717852779 [Report]
>>717852431
Wasn't she stuck in one place for a hundred years? I doubt she was getting much exercise.
Anonymous No.717852813 [Report]
Not fat enough since she isnt weak to bellygrab
Anonymous No.717852882 [Report]
>>717852434
To be frank, her ass is fat rather than phat
Anonymous No.717852902 [Report] >>717853102
Men only want one thing
Anonymous No.717853052 [Report] >>717853157 >>717853181
>>717852215 (OP)
When did having a slim figure with a fat ass start being labeled as just plain fat?
Anonymous No.717853067 [Report]
>>717852215 (OP)
>And there's nothing you can do about it
I can jack off is what I can do
Anonymous No.717853102 [Report]
>>717852902
idk.
If Zelda was real, I'd also like to get to know her, so I could have intimate sex with her in our bed, and kiss during intercourse so that it reaches a new level of pleasantry and love.
Then I would probably fall for her genuinely, and proceed to make her have my children, because in the moment I had become blinded by love.
Anonymous No.717853103 [Report] >>717853392
>>717852215 (OP)
kill yourself sybb
Anonymous No.717853149 [Report]
>>717852215 (OP)
Nindian thread
Anonymous No.717853157 [Report]
>>717853052
I meant fat ass. I didn't mean she was fat overall.
Anonymous No.717853181 [Report]
>>717853052
The 2010s
Anonymous No.717853192 [Report] >>717853357
>>717852215 (OP)
Fatter than Samus?
Anonymous No.717853282 [Report] >>717853467 >>717853594
>>717852573
Holy shit, is that a mod?
Anonymous No.717853357 [Report]
>>717853192
Samus isn't fat, retard
Anonymous No.717853392 [Report]
>>717853103
rent free
Anonymous No.717853441 [Report]
Damn, Zelda looks like THAT?!
Anonymous No.717853447 [Report] >>717857143
Zelda is canonically a horse
Anonymous No.717853467 [Report] >>717853657
>>717853282
yeah
Anonymous No.717853504 [Report]
Let's post in-game screenshots and see what people think.
Anonymous No.717853594 [Report] >>717853657
>>717853282
no it's ai
Anonymous No.717853612 [Report]
Anonymous No.717853657 [Report] >>717853875
>>717853467
>>717853594
WHICH IS IT REEEE
If it's a mod I need a link.
Anonymous No.717853678 [Report]
>>717852431
She's canonically british.
Anonymous No.717853691 [Report]
Anonymous No.717853875 [Report] >>717855028
>>717853657
its actually ai unfortunately, the lighting gradient is too smooth which gives it away
Anonymous No.717853975 [Report] >>717856235
Anonymous No.717853983 [Report]
That fan version of her with the horns and fat dragon tail is the best
All lizard tails should be FAT
Anonymous No.717854049 [Report] >>717856235
Anonymous No.717854310 [Report]
>>717852573
How the fuck does Zelda manage to not get raped beyond recognition?!
>Hyrule is wasted
By Monsters
>Ganon spawn isn't into it dude WTF
By wildlife then
Anonymous No.717854639 [Report]
Anonymous No.717855028 [Report]
>>717853875
fug
Anonymous No.717855235 [Report]
Anonymous No.717856235 [Report]
>>717853975
>>717854049
>capture the outpost
Anonymous No.717856334 [Report]
Anonymous No.717857143 [Report] >>717858643
>>717853447
Eating Zelda's fat ass just got better.
Anonymous No.717858643 [Report]
>>717857143
What if she shits though?