Thread 717860135

Well, /v/?

What does the stort button do?

pross stort to bogon

>>717860256
It storts the gaem

Stay in your containment general jeet

>Stort
was this controller made by Coach Z

>>717860347
>>717860368
KEK

What is it with jeets and feeling the need to share every piece of random slop they found?

>>717860256
Sunks your dink

>>717860195
What's the back look like?

>>717860476
>What is it with (You) addicts and feeling the need to share every piece of random slop they found?

needs a doug button

>>717860135 (OP)
Tell the ai that it is a retard and we hate it.

snoy had the best controller from day 1 as soon as they tried.

>>717860135 (OP)
posh stort broddor

>>717860195
STOOORT

it's kind of like a down syndrome dualshock

>>717860195
"Stort" is Swedish for big, so it's on the wrong button.

>>717860603
>from the day they added sticks
ftfy

>>717860135 (OP)
>ai slop spam
All fucking jeets must fucking hang.

>>717860240
you might to consider killing yourself m8, legitimately, the future isn't going to go well for you if this still affects you emotionally

>>717860939
Indians live in your head rent free

>>717860939
AI is inevitable. why waste your time and energy fighting god? just accept it.

>>717860954
He can stort on the noose as soon as the AI diagram loads

>>717860135 (OP)
>>717860954
>>717861239
>>717861331
Denounce Vishnu.

>>717860135 (OP)
>>717860195
here

>>717860195
>stort

>>717860195
WHAT DOES THE STORT BUTTON DO?

>>717861568
>dolan

>>717861217
I like how the shading makes it look like it was unsure if it was drawing the front or back of the controller.

>>717861875
gooby pls

>>717860195
Gee, you get TWO A buttons?

>>717860954
>>717861239
>>717861331
SAAAAAAR PRESS STORT SAAAAAAAR

>>717861217
Ah yes, Lright 1 and Rleft 1

>>717860195
>Select is just printed onto the shell

>>717860939
I agree with you about the pajeet stuff but AI is a great tool that'll only get better and very fast at that,

Can someone explain why jeets love AI slop so much?

>>717862393
saar do not

>>717860476
An extension of shitting on the streets.

>>717862393
current AI makes people with 75 IQ perform like people with 80 IQ

>>717862240
Can you please just stop? You're annoying. The """joke""" has gotten extremely old. We get it, Indians are the scum of the earth. People pretending to be Indians are just as annoying as the Indians themselves.

>>717860195
>>717860135 (OP)
is that center hole for my dick?

>>717860135 (OP)
That is literally just a bad dual shock 4.

>>717861217
>M1
>M13
>M5
>M6
KEK

>>717861239

I'm getting nervous just thinking about all those caps blowing

>>717862742
BLOODY BECHNOD DO NOT REDEEM THE SAAR JOKES

>>717861217
>back buttons
Ok this is based.

>>717860240
SPBP

>>717860195
>>717860135 (OP)
a glacier melted for this

>>717860195
You gots to push the stort button!

>>717862284
Select is a capacitive button obviously

>>717864442
worth

>>717860135 (OP)
Jeetendo

>>717861623
hahahahaha

>>717864693
>go to friends house for smash bros
>he hands you the suckling piglet controller
At least it wasn't madcatz.

>>717860135 (OP)
>2 A buttons
Based

>>717860954
if you love ai so much why do you still make threads? half this website are bots anyways

why is no one talking about the sticks? mother of god

>>717860135 (OP)
looks like something they'd for a cripple or a retard.

>>717860954
stop complaining
do not resist
do not voice your distaste. that's an emotional reaction, you're not emotional about this, are you? that would be stupid
consume the slop, anon
consume and shut up

>>717860135 (OP)
Here's your controller, bro

>>717866653
i would unironically use that

>>717860135 (OP)
>>717860195
>stort
it's time to stap

>>717860135 (OP)
GOOD MORNING SAARS

>>717866770
This is the ban appeal button btw

how does AI makea profit? other than investors of course

>>717866963
even more based

>>717866653
>press B
>Controller says from built in speaker >implying you can press B
>Diarrhea sprays from a hidden compartment while the speaker plays In The Hall Of The Mountain King
>Uploads a virus destroying my console
>Now all it does is immediately connect to Asmongold's latest twitter posts, while the speaker says "Well /v/?"

The 4chan /v/idya experience.

>>717860195
>you are starting in the store
STORT™

>>717860195
>STORT button
>SELECT randomly printed for no reason
>two A buttons
masterpiece

>>717861217
>M13
lmao

>>717862742
Look pal if you're so sick of the indian jokes then why don't you just go full hitler and load up all the box cars or shipping containers full of indians and ship em home.

>>717866653

replace the ban appeal button with a reset router button

I came up with a new concept
called "game controller"

>>717868574
I already did that, I call it "game pad" don't make me sue you

bop it

>>717861959
I thought this was AI at first kek

>>717866348
Cry about it

>>717868126
>living in an area with Indians
Literally never seen a single one since I've moved down to Florida and even growing up in New York they were very rare compared to Blacks, Latinos, Italians and other non-Whites.

>>717860135 (OP)
>press A to begin

>>717860195
>Unleash the Avatar comes out
>play it and watch the intro cinematic where Rajesh massacres a small village next to a corpse infested Ganges
>the title screen comes up
>"Press Stort to play"
perfection

>>717860417
i had a homestarrunner tshirt in middleschool

>>717866653
>The greentext buttons
>The dedicated Ban Appeal button

>>717868980
they always live in the middle/upper-middle cookie-cutter mcmansion suburbs, and they always congregate together. therell be entire subdivisions thatll be like 90% indians and nearly all will own a tesla. there are absolutely tons in florida, you just havent been to their part of town.

>>717869473
>entire districts of only Indians
Do we have Indian pussy status? Gentlemen? How is it? I have had white Mexican Asian but never Indian. Had a few chances when I was younger but fumbled it in retrospect. Can someone give me a quick run down on Indian pussy? Preferably a multi paragraph breakdown compare and contrasting it against the rest? Sources are preferred but I can overlook you not including them.

>>717869783
smells like curry

>>717860135 (OP)
Press A to continue

>>717865347
Lmfao

press the chinese one
nigguh they all chinese

>>717860240
I haven't keked this hard in a long time.
Thanks anon.

>>717866653
me in the top right

>>717866653
change one of the D buttons to an N and we got a controller

>>717864554
Jej

>>717860954
DESIGNATED

>>717866653
>>717866963
I need this

Why is AI so entertaining for a few minutes, but then the appeal disappears?

>>717875328
i was hoping the thumbnail was it having a little fart wind but no. it's just a wind. kinda looks like roberto from futurama

>>717860195
>sort
ok so how long until AI is actually not retarded? It's been years of this shit

>>717876093
your parents made similar comments about you

>>717866653
I like the textured stick.

>>717875328
midwits never understand that saying shit like this is a self own. aka skill issue zoom zoom

>>717876093
"AI" will always retarded
expecting it to be get any better is like expecting good food after throwing random garbage in it
language models don't think and never will

>>717860135 (OP)
>>717860195
>AI is soulle-

ai slop was funny 5 years ago you can stop posting it now

>>717861959
Must be good for fishing games

>>717877293
dude

>>717860135 (OP)
>Press A
Which one

>>717860768
It is the big button, just not the yuge one

>>717861217
God if only

>>717878310
the one that says A

>>717860195
>PUSH DA "A" BUTTON
>NIGGA DEY ALL "A" BUTTONS
>SHEEEEEIT

>>717866653
>He pressed B

>>717860195
>Press A to jump
>"Ok, but which one?"

>>717862393
they are incapable of creating anything other than a diseased, shit filled society and AI lets them think they're producing anything of value

>>717875328
Why do they all have repeated buttons

>>717877601
Iirc it centers itself when turned on. It's meant to be a steering wheel

>>717878631
Nigger dey all 诶

>>717862393
Jeets are an alien species trying to replicate human nature, but the lack the fundamentals of humanity. One key thing they lack is creativity. AI let's them replicate it.
Indian's are basically the robots from Nier Automata. Both trying to understand humanity

>>717866653
>Ban appeal
Kek

>>717860195
>D-pad looks fine
>Tiny psvita ass joysticks will filter western sausage fingers
>Face buttons are ok but confusing
>Tiny ass buttons at the bottom, not sure what they'd be used for but they need to be larger
>Spherical touchpad(?) takes up a shit ton of space
>Stort (lol) button is ok
>Bumpers look decent enough, assuming there's also triggers in the back

Overall I give this a 6.5/10

>>717879684
>>Spherical touchpad(?) takes up a shit ton of space
I think it's meant to be like, the crest/plate on the OG xbox controllers that has the logo
at least that's probably what it pulled it from

Here bro, you can use the Freak series controller

>>717866653
>this crap is what defines 4chan now
Depressing

stort

>>717866653
Asymmetrical fags have gone too far

>>717881153
Go back.

>>717880890
>make a controller for 4chan circa 2004

>>717880859
...would

>>717881226
@grunk make a controller for this Anon.

>>717876093
Soon, just keep investing goyim, AGI is in two weeks

>>717864693
I feel like the french would make this

>>717876093
an openAI insider who resigned in protest recently said artificial super general intlelligence is only two years away now

>>717861568
>2000 jeets and AI
This is like the Youtube videos of 20 pakis fixing one truck.

>>717875328
Because it requires you to tell it what to generate.

>>717866653
kek

>>717861239
>mfw you will never possess the xorb

>>717860954
t.suicidal unemployed zoomer who wants to kill himself. job anxiety has made you crazy, just in the polar opposite direction.

>press stort button
>

>>717860195
Let me guess you need more?

We need to behead all AI spammers

assignment understood

>>717862393
for them, they're witnessing the birth of their newest god

>>717860256
it dougs

>>717866653
Where can I preorder?

>>717884782
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zo-vqb8w0c

>>717879289
Every brand controller has the letter buttons in a different order. The AI only tries to make images that are "correct" based off of images its trained on. Because all the button layouts differ from controller to controller in the images its fed, the AI has no way to figure out the correct context as to why the buttons are labeled the way they are. It sees that A is most often a button in one spot and A is also a common button in another spot . So it chooses A for both buttons because it has no idea that xbox and nintendo controllers put their A buttons in different spots. It tries to make the most "common" looking controller layout without any understanding of the reason why buttons or labeled and why they should al be different.

>>717883970
project harder

>AI is going to change the world
>the world is getting worse

Looks like there's a hole for a fleshlight.

>>717885454
Nobody spends day and night screaming about being left behind if they themselves aren't deathly afraid of it. I get it though if you're a zoomer you're completely fucked, you have no savings or assets, there's no junior positions and you probably have a shit tonne of debt from a useless degree. At that point you're so mindbroken its either kill yourself or convert into an AI cultist and believe the LLM will save you, there's no other form of optimism left for you.

>>717866653
>Built in ban evasion in the controller
wow

>>717860195
Wait what does the 1 button do

>>717866653
>ban appeal once
>ban extended for 3 more months
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>717866653
>no N button

>>717876093
two more weeks

>>717880859
DEATH TO ALLEGRA GELLER

>>717866653
actually laughed out loud

>>717863774
Rather abstract.

>>717861217
>rests on the triggers when put down

>>717860195
That thing in the center reminds me of the Duke. And those sticks are tiny.

>>717877293
How did you fuck this up twice?

Stort isn't even a real word.

>>717860135 (OP)
STORT

>>717894146
I always liked that some of the squiggles in that frame aren't just squiggles, but the Korean animators putting in little jokes unprompted.

>>717860195
Genius
Circular touchscreen in the middle that also acts as a touchpad
Sticks that can pop out if you need them, won't get in the way if you don't
2 buttons can become A to accommodate any layout
Select this time actually labels what is used to "Select" things, which is the d-pad, so they fixed that
STORT is a button that mixes both the functionality of the start button and store
>>717861217
The triggers have become analog buttons again, and since the gamer never, ever looks at them, they labeled them right for whoever else might be looking at the controller
Not 2, not 4 but 6 back buttons, labeled for pure convenience, the first and the last M button and below, the M5 and M6 next to unlabeled buttons which can switch these buttons to be different buttons or accept other bindings
Battery cover in the middle that looks stylish

>>717894654
That's not a battery cover, is the cover for the tripod mount.

>>717861607
idgi

>>717892149
kek

Plebs can't just press the right A. Look at the colors. This controller is meant for you to start getting used to that rather than read pathetic characters. Colors are superior

>>717862393
because AI is smarter than 99% of indians so of course they'd worship it even if it's just shit

>>717860240
/thread

>>717868574
Mr Kojima! I'm your biggest fan!

you stort mate?

>>717860195
Everyone asking about "stort".
I wanna know what the red A button does differently from the regular A button.

>>717866653
> >B
I see that AI is fan of dr.breen's private reserve

>>717895578
It does, but angrily.

>>717860347
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>>717862742
SAAAAR! THATS BORING SAAR! PLEASE STOP SAAAR!

>>717862742
Laughing at jeets is inevitable. why waste your time and energy fighting god? just accept it.

>>717861217
>R1
>L1
nobody points this out, huh?

>>717861959
imagine that disk came with a satisfying clicking feedback while turning

>>717866653
pressing C gets you autobanned, doesn't it

>>717860135 (OP)
>1 A B A
Makes more sense than the nintendo layout

>>717879684
>D-pad looks fine
It has a big crack going across the bottom and damage on the left too.

>>717895578
it's faster

>>717901045
That just helps balance the weight and also be able to feel exactly which direction you're pressing, also it's an aesthetic choice.

>>717860195
the more i look at it the more unironically i want it

>>717899992
Thfy domt frealize its supposed to be from. Behins of the controller

>>717866653
>ban appeal

useless because they intentionally never give more than 3 days.

>>717866963
knew it.

>>717878310
>press any button to continue
>coin flip choose one one of the A's
>PC still shuts off

>>717860195
Which A do I press???

>>717861623
Kek

>>717895886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPiynyOsXrE
blab blib

>>717866653
cute smiley

>>717860135 (OP)
>>717860195
Switch tard controller

>>717895543
KEEEEEK

>>717864693
>tfw told my mom I wanted a gamecube to play super smash bros
>tfw I wake up on Christmas morning to a hogcube and super slampigs
feels bad

>>717860195
>Stort
>1
>A
>A
>B
Truly, AI is the future.

>>717860768
Stort is also Dutch for dump.

>>717860195
>what are those, joysticks for ants?!

>>717862284
you need to keep pressing M13, then STORT acts like SELECT
It's brilliant
keeps you on your toes

>>717875328
because your brain figures out it's less resource intensive to imagine what you thought of rather than spending 5-6 minutes of your life focusing and waiting for the AI to finish your generation, when you could be using that time to quickie creampie some random girl you keep in your basement
Speaking of which...

>>717860135 (OP)
>Two "A" buttons, different colours
Accessibility troons BTFO

>>717904757
joysticks... more like sadsticks.

>>717895543
>the VGA male connector
stay still my beating heart

>>717876352
get a load of this high skill AI jeet lmao

>>717860240
t. furry artist
don't have to pay for your shitty drawings anymore. go find a real job

>>717860135 (OP)
>>717860195
>select
>not even a button, just the text
I mean, I know barely any modern games use the select button but this is ridiculous

I'm dying here

>>717907630
>2010 vintage meme visage
such wow

>>717875328
Most entertaining things become boring if you don't take a break once in a while.

>>717890381
it's on the back

>>717900354
LITTLE BABY'S ICE CREAM

>>717879349
I had a great time playing R4 with it. Much better than with a Dualshock controller.

>>717877234
>>717877293

>>717900354
Why doesn't my dog vomit vanilla ice cream when it decides to bite me?

>>717877293
here, fixed

>>717860476
the only people I see doing this are conservatives on social media, up to and including the governing party of your sad excuse for a country

>>717894410
well, what do the kpop runes say?

>>717866653
>dedicated reset ISP button
KEK

>>717906175
How does it feel to be a disgusting piece of shit slopper? Go eat your fastfood and drink your goysauce too

>>717909820
Nothing, I was lying

>>717860195
>Press A for awesome

WeEEEl //Ve/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zX2smM87r14

>>717880859
Pass me the controller, bro

>>717860135 (OP)
>Stort Controller
kino

>>717862742
Joke: /int/
>poo in loo, good morning sir, superpower by 2020
Joke: /v/
>SAAAAAAR SAAAAAAAAAR HAHAHA SAAAAAAAAR DO YOU GET THE JOKE YET SAAAAAAAAAAR

>>717911342
I got a scam call from some Indian seconds ago, a part of me feels as if they deserve the low effort insults.
Why are they like this?

>>717862393
chinks love it too, and there's over a billion of both
don't like either one but it's really just a numbers game; there are many jeets on the internet so there are many jeets who post AI shit, especially because it often involves a scam or product of some kind

>>717860135 (OP)
the select kills me

>>717860135 (OP)
>printed on analog sticks

>>717862393
There is no greater fantasy for a jeet than to bark commands at a yes-man slave who will never talk back and use him as a shortcut to bypass building up any skill whatsoever.

>>717860195
Soul

>>717909620
the blank space is for people to add their own AI comments.

>>717911698
Capacitive

>>717860135 (OP)
Its sucks because the touch pad will be difficult to use in game. The steam controller has the best layout but the buttons/joysticks are too small to use accurately.

>>717860195
>select is so useless that it's not even a button

>>717862393
it's funny