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Anonymous No.717865338 >>717865515 >>717865901 >>717866401 >>717866427 >>717866458 >>717866462 >>717867375 >>717868308 >>717870218 >>717871272 >>717874448
seal/sealless
Anonymous No.717865515 >>717866479
>>717865338 (OP)
is possible that these retards have actually never ever go to a beach or they're indians?
Anonymous No.717865702 >>717866082 >>717866282 >>717866524 >>717866981 >>717867087
emulating the original games in 4k will look cleaner and graphically easier on the eyes than the blurry and smeary modern slop mess on the right.
so my question is why the fuck are people paying money for these demakes?
Anonymous No.717865901 >>717866479
>>717865338 (OP)
look at all that trash wtf
Anonymous No.717866082 >>717866196 >>717866307 >>717866393 >>717872628
>>717865702
Nostalgia is a drug, the entertainment industry is still alive only because of it. The game industry as we know it, will die when millennials stop buying things they liked during their childhood.
Anonymous No.717866196
>>717866082
whats funny is that the game is sanitized af and has nothing that made the original charming and with thps4 they even fucked up the gameplay with the time limit.
sage No.717866210
getting straight ganges vibes off the right picture
Anonymous No.717866282
>>717865702
Can't I just play all of them from 2 to american wasteland on pc normally?
Only ones I'd need to emulate are 1 and downhill jam
Anonymous No.717866307
>>717866082
You haven't played either of these games
Anonymous No.717866393
>>717866082
nigger 99% of the industry are faggots on mobas
Anonymous No.717866401
>>717865338 (OP)
all they needed to do was add four seal objects which have animation routines
doesn't need to be whole ass animal AI, they weren't AI before
all the animals in that game were just scenery to trick on/skitch on or environmental hazards like the seals here

all they literally had to do was make objects that *look* like animals and they bailed on it
Anonymous No.717866427
>>717865338 (OP)
>clean vs full of trash
what's the message here?
Anonymous No.717866458
>>717865338 (OP)
Mmm I love environmental storytelling
Anonymous No.717866462
>>717865338 (OP)
Fun Fact: Tony Hawkโ€™s Pro Skater 3 and 4's remake pay tribute to the developerโ€™s roots by blending stunning in-game environments with touches of Indian cultural excellence.
Anonymous No.717866479 >>717867442 >>717868308
>>717865515
>>717865901
Zoo was closed down and abandoned in the remake
Anonymous No.717866489
visuals are literally vomit inducing
Anonymous No.717866524 >>717866627
>>717865702
>so my question is why the fuck are people paying money for these demakes?
because the average person now is too stupid or lazy to care, this is what happens when there is no gatekeeping at all. you have retards who reward this greedy and soulless behavior with their wallets and data
also
https://www.irongalaxystudios.com/
LMAAAOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.717866627
>>717866524
>More pages about how they're fucking gay than the games they make
Anonymous No.717866898
I honestly feel like if you gave Robomodo the 1+2 engine they would have done a better job than this.
Anonymous No.717866981 >>717867789 >>717867826 >>717870135 >>717875036
>>717865702
People care about gameplay more than graphics, and the THPS4 remake fulfills a longstanding fan request of playing the game without the shitty original mission structure
Anonymous No.717867087 >>717867357 >>717867435 >>717867668
>>717865702
Zoomer normalfags wont touch games more than 10 years old and want an update to their graphics. Sure they'll get it but with costs from their wallet (along with changed narratives and integrity)
Anonymous No.717867274
>thps 5 is 10 years old

what the fuck
Anonymous No.717867357
>>717867087
>Sure they'll get it
That's a thing of the past, now remakes don't even have better graphics.
Anonymous No.717867375
>>717865338 (OP)
they all left 'cause some kid was beaning them with salt water taffy every five fucking seconds
Anonymous No.717867435
>>717867087
>Zoomer normalfags
i.e. the kids that grew up with the 6th Gen and already played THPS4 anyways
Anonymous No.717867442
>>717866479
That's San Francisco, you pillock.
Anonymous No.717867668
>>717867087
I feel like most of the games that blow up with zoomer audiences are low fidelity shit like Lethal Company. I don't think graphics truly matter all that much, it's all just marketing (ie get a few popular streamers that also use tiktok to play it).
Anonymous No.717867789
>>717866981
>and the THPS4 remake fulfills a longstanding fan request of playing the game without the shitty original mission structure
but it's bad though
Anonymous No.717867826 >>717867929 >>717867983
>>717866981
very weak bait mate
Anonymous No.717867929
>>717867826
Bait hasn't needed to be good in 15 years.
Anonymous No.717867934 >>717868161 >>717868228 >>717868252 >>717868254 >>717869026 >>717869276 >>717870023 >>717871843 >>717875009
Can I get anon's detailed analysis on which Tony Hawk games are worth playing? I want to get into the series and gonna play it in release order, so far 1-4 and THUG1-2 are on my list. Are any of them that came after any good?
Coming from Shredders and got a craving for more sports games with boards.
The SSX series seems interesting too, or if there are any surfing games worth playan, just tell me
Anonymous No.717867983 >>717868086
>>717867826
>caring about gameplay over graphics is bait to 2025 /v/
Grim
Anonymous No.717868086
>>717867983
unironically yes. Were you in a coma for the past 15 years? 90% of the audience buys games cause they are WOWED by shiny colors
Anonymous No.717868161
>>717867934
>Can I get anon's detailed analysis on which Tony Hawk games are worth playing?
original 3 and 4. They went downhill after.
Anonymous No.717868228
>>717867934
Just play them in release order like you are. 1 might feel a bit restrictive but after that it's much better. I don't like it because the story mode is a massive tutorial and there's only 2 actual good levels, but American Wasteland is liked by a lot of people so try that too.
Anonymous No.717868252
>>717867934
just install reTHAWed
Anonymous No.717868254 >>717868453 >>717869425
>>717867934
All of the main line ones are good up to and including Proving Ground. Project 8 and Proving Ground aren't super well liked but as a massive THPS autist I personally think they actually have decently solid mechanics and decent levels. All of the side stuff kinda sucks, THPS HD and THPS 5 are genuinely some of the worst video games I've ever played in my entire life. 1+2 is a pretty good remake of the first two games with some liberties taken to include some mechanics from later entries (revert from 3, spine transfer from 4, wallplant from THUG).
Anonymous No.717868308 >>717868406
>>717865338 (OP)
>>717866479
I don't understand why there's a lack of animals in the game. There are already some small ones in 1+2, surely they could just repurpose the rigs and have a static animal in the habitats of zoo?
Anonymous No.717868406 >>717868506
>>717868308
because iron galaxy is full of talentless fags. all they did was reuse assets from the engine that vicarious visions made
Anonymous No.717868453 >>717868547
>>717868254
>1+2 remake
they also got quick turnaround (down down R1) and acid drops which are pretty important tech
Anonymous No.717868506 >>717868556 >>717868618
>>717868406
Yes but what I'm saying is they could have reused some more assets. You could take one of the rats from 1+2 and slap some ears on it and you've got a rabbit.
Anonymous No.717868547 >>717869241
>>717868453
For sure. I'm not sure 1 or 2 had dropdowns (R2 while grinding), I wanna say they were first introduced in 4. Might be a couple other minor things too.
Anonymous No.717868556
>>717868506
Saar please understand
Anonymous No.717868618 >>717868698
>>717868506
anon please you're actually using your brain here, you think they are using theirs when "making games"?
Anonymous No.717868698 >>717868801 >>717868830
>>717868618
Yes I do, anon. Don't be a fucking retard.
Anonymous No.717868801
>>717868698
>Yes I do, anon. Don't be a fucking retard.
lol
Anonymous No.717868830 >>717868901
>>717868698
look at their track record anon, these guys are just horrible at making games. their focus as a company isnt to make games but to be a good and inclusive place to work. seriously theres more shit about their DEI stance than them actually talking about making games
Anonymous No.717868901 >>717869252
>>717868830
probably laundering money
Anonymous No.717869026
>>717867934
TJ Lavin's Ultimate BMX and Surf's Up (2007) are slept on
Anonymous No.717869241 >>717870207
>>717868547
on the college level in thps4 if you dropped a grind while on top of the outer walls you could glitch inside them

you also have slight control of your character angle in the air, i recall if you jumped onto the planter next to the parking garage you'd float on top of it

so many memories of glitching in online
i always hung out with the dudes in the gRu clan
Anonymous No.717869252
>>717868901
yeah, they're owned by activision which is owned by blackrock and theyve said that they would force companies to comply with diversity rules or lose funding. so i think this studio is just used as a front so activision as a whole gets more money for free
Anonymous No.717869276 >>717872280 >>717874734
>>717867934
>THPS1
Fun game that's technically worth playing, as it still has the series identity, but the lack of mechanics that would come to be standard and low framerate makes it better to play AFTER you love the others, as a novelty
>THPS2
Where everything starts coming together due to how Manuals revolutionized the gameplay formula. Everything about freeform level exploration and player expression really starts to come together here. Only real reservation is, again, 5th Gen framerate
>THPS3
Strict improvement on THPS2, especially on 6th Gen. Great to play in general, great jumping-in point if you can't stomach the unstable 5th Gen 15-30FPS range
>THPS4
First one that's kinda worth skipping. They attempted to tackle the problem of how people learn the level to chain goals, instead separating a lot of the same gameplay into individual, railroaded missions. Great for the casuals that never cared about mastering a level, terrible for everyone else, as it drained all the personal expression out of the goals + moving between them
>THUG1
Tried to fix 4's problems, and kinda worked. Goals without great gameplay now have better narrative motivation, while a lot more have been made more open or are decent tests of player skills. Getting off your board also massively expanded combos
>THUG2
Story mode tries to find a middle ground by giving you free reign to do goals again without being locked into a single one, but you really gotta be into speedrunner autism to really give two shits. If you can stomach the Viva la Bam plot, it's fine
>THAW
Story mode is again kind eh. It's closer to 4's goal design again, and has constant tutorials that lock your shit up. However, it's the basis of the reTHAWed mod, which is the ultimate form of the Neversoft games. You can customize the gameplay and physics into basically any entry, there's online multiplayer, and along with other game's levels, they're now adding other games' classic modes as well

tl;dr play 3, THUG, and reTHAWed
Anonymous No.717869425 >>717870207
>>717868254
Project 8 PS2 or PS3 version?
Anonymous No.717869810
Tony Hawk stopped being interesting to me when they took away bailing from dropping from too high up. It's a small thing, but once they let you jump off a building and be fine, an entire layer of depth was taken away.
Anonymous No.717870023
>>717867934
>Essential
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, 3, and 4, Tony Hawk's Underground

>Optional
THPS 1, Underground 2

>If you really really want more
Tony Hawk's American Wasteland, Disney Skate Adventure

>Who gives a fuck tier
everything else
Anonymous No.717870135 >>717870824
>>717866981
>THPS4 remake fulfills a longstanding fan request of playing the game without the shitty original mission structure
Literally no one ever requested that.
Anonymous No.717870207
>>717869241
Same, vaguely remember gRu. Started playing online mainly with THUG.. there was ATG, BGOAT, tXo's glitch vault, etc. Favorite glitch on College has to be getting to the 3rd floor of the parking garage then up to heaven.
>>717869425
PS3/X360, the previous gen versions were made by a different studio I think, I didn't play much of the PS2 version but I remember not liking it.
Anonymous No.717870218
>>717865338 (OP)
I honestly can't think of a single good reason to buy the remake over just emulating the original THPS games. Any toaster PC can emulate them.
Anonymous No.717870824
>>717870135
>Literally no one ever requested that.
It's literally the reason why THUG2 released with Classic Mode
Anonymous No.717871272 >>717871820
>>717865338 (OP)
its sad how fitting the new one is to [Current Year]
Anonymous No.717871326
its environmental story telling
Anonymous No.717871384 >>717871590 >>717871896 >>717872076 >>717874139
Anonymous No.717871590
>>717871384
I thought this were AI-generated and I still wish I were right.
Anonymous No.717871820
>>717871272
they made games more realistic but the problem is that reality sucks more now.
Anonymous No.717871843 >>717872280 >>717875763
>>717867934
>The SSX series seems interesting too
SSX Tricky and SSX 3 are by far the best games in the series.
>SSX
Solid first game. It has the feel of an arcade cabinet, where courses and characters are selected from a menu. Features 2 primary game modes - race, and freestyle.
>SSX Tricky
Builds upon the original. Same engine and tracks as the originals, plus a couple new tracks and mechanics. The most significant being the UBER trick (insane, physics defying stunts) which the series is known for. Very much worth playing. If you want to see what is effectively the alpha of this game, check out the first, as some of the track layouts are slightly different. A definite improvement over the first game, and for many, the best in the series.
>SSX3
This is a new game entirely, with a brand new set of tracks, and a faster, sleeker engine. This game eschews the arcade aesthetic of the first 2, and instead features an open mountain, where you can ride from one track to another. This includes the final race, where you go through 6 tracks in one shot. In addition to races and freestyle, this game adds the freeride game mode - offering challenges and collectables scattered throughout the mountain. Along with Tricky, this is considered by many to be the best.
>SSX On Tour
New tracks on a new mountain. Similar to 3, this features an open mountain with tracks that interconnect with one another. The gameplay is much slower than previous entries, and features a stoner aesthetic. A definite step back.
>SSX Blur
Wii exclusive featuring tracks from 3 and on tour. Not worth it.
>SSX 2012
Soft reboot of the series. Along with races and freestyle competitions, this game's main gimmick is the series of "deadly descents" where environmental hazards pose the biggest risk to completing a track. It also includes new power ups/mechanics, such as wingsuits and sonar vision to see through fog. A lot of neat ideas, but execution is meh.

3>Tricky>>1>>>>2012>>On Tour>>>>>Blur
Anonymous No.717871896 >>717871991
>>717871384
and where'd all that come from for decades? western nations under the guise of "recycling" of course
Anonymous No.717871991
>>717871896
is it really that hard to clean? just get prisoners on light sentences or community service and have them clean until its done
Anonymous No.717872076
>>717871384
Indias cleanest river
Anonymous No.717872159 >>717874474 >>717875197
https://youtu.be/wivEnuubViE
they raped it
Anonymous No.717872280
>>717869276
>>717871843
Thanks a lot anon, very informative
Anonymous No.717872628
>>717866082
>will die when millennials stop buying things they liked during their childhood
i have some bad news for you, zoomers have also entered their nostalgia phase, go watch old fortnite or minecraft videos
Anonymous No.717873545 >>717873993 >>717878303
i am literally getting filtered. how do I feed them?
Anonymous No.717873993 >>717878303
>>717873545
based I figured it out on my own
Anonymous No.717874139
>>717871384
All those jugs are doing is just catching up the microplastics in the water.
Anonymous No.717874448
>>717865338 (OP)
It's a social commentary on the subject of global pollution. No escapism for you, chud.
Anonymous No.717874474
>>717872159
good video but in fairness the amputee skateboarder they mention at the beginning does have lots of swag https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRXktD5GOSo
Anonymous No.717874734
>>717869276
I disagree on THPS2 framerate, it runs surprisingly smooth on PS1. Much better than 1 and 3. Especially 3, I can't believe it never bothered me as a kid, it's so bad.
Anonymous No.717875009
>>717867934
IMO all of the games up to Underground were good, Underground 2 has a cringe Jackass humor story but the gameplay is basically just more Underground, American Wasteland was still good but it was the start of the decline from there.

Project 8 and Proving Ground are incredibly forgettable and not worth playing, none of the other games since have been a proper Tony Hawk game until 1+2 and 3+4.
Anonymous No.717875036
>>717866981
By replacing it with a 2 minute timer? Lmao
Anonymous No.717875197 >>717875730 >>717875815
>>717872159
>one and a half hours
>like 5 minutes of game footage at most
>like 2 minutes of actual facts
>everything else is shitty attempts at humor and maymays
yep that's an youtube essay alright
Anonymous No.717875730 >>717875815
>>717875197
There's some genuinely great points about design and artistic intention in there but they're surrounded by so much confused and unfunny mush.
Anonymous No.717875763
>>717871843
Based list, but Iโ€™d personally flip 3 and Tricky. Tricky had that raw chaotic energy-Lisaโ€™s laugh echoing through Tokyo Megaplex is seared into my brain forever. 3 was technically better in almost every way, yeah, but it toned down some of that arcadey insanity that made Tricky feel like a fever dream on snowboards. Still, we can all agree Blur is the cursed child we donโ€™t speak of.
Anonymous No.717875815 >>717876467
>>717875730
>>717875197
I make essay videos but I literally don't watch anyone else, afraid I might get influenced in a bad way lol. Last video I watched was mattewmettosis god of war video from 5 years ago
Anonymous No.717876308
Is the mission involving feeding those sea lions still in the game at all?
Anonymous No.717876467 >>717876558 >>717876767
>>717875815
Assuming this is your video, my biggest piece of advice is not to structure your essay around debunking points laid out by a strawman character with a "look at me I'm a dumbass" comedy accent. Even if you're doing a point/counterpoint structure there's so many better and less obnoxious/embarrassing ways to do it.
Anonymous No.717876558 >>717876767
>>717876467
no its not man. I was just saying, cause I agree with your complaints. But now I have to watch the vid to see what you mean
Anonymous No.717876767
>>717876467
>>717876558
actually scratch that. I'm not that interested and the vid is obnoxiously long
Anonymous No.717878303
>>717873545
>>717873993
For anyone else who gets stuck: you have to grind the benches to distract the fishermen, and then grind the rail they have their poles leaned against to drop the fish into the water.