Thread 717868293

1 bed

I DON'T KNOW WHY

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW HARD I TRY

KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS GAME TO

WHAT THEY DO IN THAT BED?

1 bed, that he doesn't even sleep in, because he gave the house up and moved out, as per Zelda Notes.
Zelink will never be canon. Cope.

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>reuploading is prohibited
OP is, as usual, a faggot.

>>717868710
>1 bed, that he doesn't even sleep in, because he gave the house up and moved out, as per Zelda Notes.
>?

>>717868710
This but they ain’t ready to talk about it

THEY HAD SEX

>>717868875
>the ecker is gone
your powers have weakened of late.

THEY WERE FUCKING

>>717868293 (OP)
This ship feels like Yuri, gives me the ick

>This ship feels like Yuri, gives me the ick
oy vey

THE HERO KNEELS

>>717868293 (OP)
Just good friends.

THE HERO GETS GAPED

ONE
BIG
BED

>>717869042
Bruh this gift is crashing my phone's browser

>>717869254
Kek

ZELINKERS HELP ME AHHHHHHHHHH

FAT GANON MEAT

DAILY REMINDER

>>717869426
ohononononono

>>717869363
giwtwm

NOOOOOO ZELDA NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>717869485
I want to rape you

Are any of the games actually pro zelanondorf

>>717868293 (OP)
Non-canon gay shit, have you even played the games? If you did, you'd know that Link doesn't sleep, he fucks around Hyrule 24/7.

>>717868875
MOOOOOOOOODS

CHAT IS THIS REAL

how does zelinkOP bait the schizo so easily after 4 years?

ZELDA NEEDS A REAL HERO

Allow me to reiterate one last time
Link lost
Zelink lost
Op lost
Zelinkers lost
Reddit lost
Twitter lost
Tumblr lost
Facebook lost
Philippines lost
Finland lost
Filters lost
Euros lost
Ganon won
Zelandorf won
Ganchads won
Myspace won
Star Wars won
Apple won
iPhone won
Phoneposters won
America won
Bokoblins won
Mipha won
Midna won
Purrah won
Cucks won
I won

>>717869525
uhhh you're scaring me anon

>>717868293 (OP)
>tfw 32 years old virgin brazilian

THEY LOST

>>717869734
Ok I lied I want to love you :3c

SHE KNEELS

why does any legend of zelda thread attract some sort of schizo?

>>717869867
mods let him do it. watch, they will 404 the thread instead of punishing the spammer.

SUICIDE WATCH

>>717869813
awww (⸝⸝> ω <⸝⸝) I would totally nuzzle your bulge

>>717869886
you literally can't discuss this series on /v/, it's retarded

>>717870002
mwuah~
I love you anon :)

>>717868293 (OP)
>>717868481
>>717869083
>>717869187
>you'll never have this because you weren't born with the right face and aren't a dumb asshole

>>717869886
You'll get a haughty 6 day "off-topic posting" ban for even pointing this out. Unironically happened to me

>>717869850
>>717869775
>>717869636
>>717869363
>ecker is dead
enjoy 3 days off I guess?

ZELINK LOST

>>717868875
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>>717869125
>>717869192
>>717869254
>717869363
>717869636
>717869775
>717869850
WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE SO HOT

>>717870132
>>717869974
kys

>>717870156
because you are mentally ill and your parents gave up on you

>>717870217
>because you are mentally ill and your parents gave up on you

new mods are confirmed based and zelinkpilled. they won't let 1 cuck NTR spammer hold the entire board hostage.

>>717870217
pot calls the kettle a nigger

>>717868293 (OP)
Never happened

THAT BED

THEY FUCKED

>>717870502
>>717870572
1 phone down, how many more to go?

DICKLETS BTFO

COPE

>>717870649
>dicklets btfo
why u talk about urself?

KNEEL WYBOIS

>no scat
surprised

GAPED

>>717870947
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>>717870831
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>>717870649
need that based mod back

this is what cuck porn does to your brain. not even once.

ZELDA IS FOR GREEN COCK ONLY

Hey at least Ganon fuck BOTH Zelda and Link instead of letting one of them starving
Truly a benevolent ruler

>>717869768
just dump it on one of your countries many many hookers at that point

COCKSLEEVES

KNEEEEEEEEEL

VANILLA NIGGERNON SUICIDE WATCH

COCKSLEEVE

FAGGOT HERO

SHE NEEDS A REAL MAN

Troons lost lmao

>>717870053
>and aren't a dumb asshole

No correlation you ugly cunt, you can have both, envious little bitch

SEX MEAT

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT

I wish we could have a zelda thread without her getting gannon'd. She belongs with Link.

mod was putting up a good fight idk what happened bros...

YOU LOST BAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>717868819
aww. Never knew that

>>717872683
yeah, it's why nobody recognizes 'link the peasant'. he didn't have the master sword. he didnt dress like a hero. he looked like a bland dude.

zelink won

>>717869886
bet you feel foolish

>>717874113
ok well this is 2025 /v/ and not 2023 /v/ so I apologize to janny-san

>>717868293 (OP)
ZeLink threads always makes me laugh. It always baits the schizo and ends with him dumping his porn out of malice.
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>>717874149
At least you guys post wholesome stuff. You guys are alright in my book.

>>717868293 (OP)
For the longest time I thought Link x Zelda was a yuri pair because Link looks so girly.

>>717870156
>WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO BE SO HOT
you mean White people? superior genetics

>>717870423
Do girls actually have their boyfriends/husbands braid their hair? That's cute as hell. I should learn how to do that.

>>717878756
No, that's an anime only thing.
If you did that to a girl in real life she'd break up with you for being an efferent loser.

The only exception is if you're doing it to help her while she has a broken hand or something. Then it's fine.

>>717878870
Why is fiction so much better than real life? I wanna braid my beloved elf eared soulmate's hair...

They need a bokoblin Bvll because Link can't do it

>>717879230
>bokoblin Bvll
literally me