Thread 717874321

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 2:39:43 AM No.717874321 >>717876074 >>717877070 >>717878669 >>717879240 >>717881047 >>717881178 >>717882908

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What are these things and who is throwing them?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 2:59:02 AM No.717875512 >>717876294

Hypothetical jungle fruit thrown by hypothetical jungle apes

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:08:04 AM No.717876074 >>717876294

>>717874321 (OP)
Local monkeys hucking fossilized feces at you for daring to disturb their naps

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:11:29 AM No.717876294 >>717876394

>>717875512
>>717876074
What apes

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:13:04 AM No.717876394 >>717876915 >>717881484

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>>717876294
The ones that later go to jail

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:21:42 AM No.717876915 >>717877018 >>717880187 >>717882989

>>717876394
What are his crimes?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:23:47 AM No.717877018 >>717880187

>>717876915
>Grand larceny
>Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon
>Third degree manslaughter
>Possessing more than 100lbs of bananas
>Selling human remains without a permit

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:24:45 AM No.717877070

>>717874321 (OP)
Rebels opposed to the Kong regime.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:54:22 AM No.717878669

>>717874321 (OP)
Looks like durians presumably thrown from out of sight monkeys in the trees

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 3:57:59 AM No.717878867 >>717879079

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Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:01:29 AM No.717879079 >>717879191

>>717878867
What the fuck was his problem

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:03:22 AM No.717879191

>>717879079
no banana make him go insane

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:04:31 AM No.717879240

>>717874321 (OP)
Assassination attempt against King Kong

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:22:07 AM No.717880187 >>717880282 >>717880301 >>717880323 >>717880982 >>717881259 >>717881341 >>717881690 >>717881754 >>717882319 >>717882908 >>717884185 >>717884658

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>>717876915
>>717877018
what are HIS crimes?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:23:47 AM No.717880282

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>>717880187
ugleh

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:24:07 AM No.717880301

>>717880187
You don't wanna know

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:24:42 AM No.717880323

>>717880187
He keeps laughing at bowser

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:36:58 AM No.717880982

>>717880187
UURGH

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:38:07 AM No.717881047

>>717874321 (OP)
HE

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:40:34 AM No.717881178

>>717874321 (OP)
Durians
Probably tropical chinks

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:42:02 AM No.717881259 >>717881627

>>717880187
Racial profiling just cus he's green.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:43:48 AM No.717881341

>>717880187
Hyper schizophrenic who murdered most of his barrack in one night. Bowser locked him up for it.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:46:50 AM No.717881484

>>717876394
He forced loli Pauline to wear shoes.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:49:40 AM No.717881627

>>717881259
If he was blue, he'd be free'n.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:50:52 AM No.717881690

>>717880187
He just wanted the world where everyone could fit in... ;_;

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:52:11 AM No.717881754 >>717881997 >>717882605

>>717880187
did we ever find out if hes actually green or just blue under a yellow light

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 4:57:00 AM No.717881997 >>717882287

>>717881754
He's normal Twomp color in mk wii

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:03:37 AM No.717882287

>>717881997
DEI raceswap

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:04:11 AM No.717882319

>>717880187
Look at that face
It was definitely something lewd

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:07:57 AM No.717882503 >>717882696 >>717882908

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why is he green?
why is he imprisoned?
what lore implications does this have?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:10:16 AM No.717882605

>>717881754
No lighting, he's green

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:11:50 AM No.717882696 >>717884341

>>717882503
hes the only unlockable character in the game, you have to circle the statue in the courtyard 3 times (only as Bowser), return to the starting line, and then get 1st place, and then he doesn't have a slot so you have to hit down on Wario. only the actual 64 version has this it was removed from ports somehow.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:15:43 AM No.717882908

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>>717874321 (OP)
>>717880187
>>717882503

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:17:20 AM No.717882989

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>>717876915
Statutory Ape

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:18:01 AM No.717883026 >>717883870 >>717883884 >>717884157

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where do all the koopa shells in the item boxes come from? it's not like those grow on trees, they have to be stolen from a koopa (a living, sapient being)

is there a secret koopa shell-harvesting syndicate that sells their ill-gotten goods to the mushroom kingdom go-karting association?

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:33:11 AM No.717883870

>>717883026
All you have to do is jump on them and they squirt right out, no harm no foul.

Big Koopa 8/12/2025, 5:33:25 AM No.717883884

>>717883026
We have backtraced your IP and we know the location that these posts originate from. You will cease and desist all commentary of this nature. Or we will visit.

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:38:22 AM No.717884157 >>717885354

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>>717883026
I like Super Koopas because when they had their shell stolen they rose up and tried to become heroes to fight against evil plumbers

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:38:46 AM No.717884185

>>717880187
posting tweets against immigrants

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:42:16 AM No.717884341

>>717882696
>my dad works on nintendo

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 5:48:33 AM No.717884658

>>717880187
he pirated nintendo games

Anonymous 8/12/2025, 6:01:24 AM No.717885354

>>717884157
>jumps on
>Crushes soft skull